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The goblins get to steppin’ and learn what happened to the Nostromo.
This is episode 11, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
The Goblins:
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what happened what happened to all my friends about to couch coms all right
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let's do this episode I'm I'm already going I got a
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flashbang I'm glad you were also prepared push
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button push more button someone shut everything
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off no [ __ ] Sherlock yeah he going to turn everything back on
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I know someone's in here you don't know that I'll shoot
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you really really really all right that there an achievement for not
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killing anyone that might be a good one to go for sus
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again oh my God so I got one power on I got to get more
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power on something's fumbling over
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there gas torch all
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right do you mind [Music]
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what why do we why did we loud noise I I found the
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problem whatever you do don't die
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think I can click this again it's got to be quick
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day that one unemployed friend I've got all day you
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know time wasted yet again me when I waste my time going to the bathroom
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instead of gaming what sorry I'm responding to the
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bot so [ __ ] stupid oh he angry no he don't know he he don't know he doesn't
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know okay cool I think I got a push button now yeah and you have to do it like you have to solve like three
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puzzles at the same time I got it oh okay that's some that's sometime else I'm gone goodbye idiot it oh listen
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listen listen we can be friends I lied we cannot be
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friends Get Wrecked loser was something wrong elevator what no the the elevator
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just got zapped I got to find another way down ah utility
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utility for God's sake help
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us compound what up living people in here this is an
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entir all right you're dead I guess you can just eat Six Bullets that's
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Fine's for this or just eat Six Bullets like it's
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nothing
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jeez I'm dead you probably are yep I
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don't like he ate Six Bullets on a shock baton what am I supposed to do um not be
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seen how about you try doing that
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first there was no way to not oh to be fair I thought I had to go into the elevator that's why I got was allowed
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myself to get seen because I thought I was going back to the elevator and then I apparently wasn't going back to the elevator
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you know if they always if they always the andw is always referenced AP paollo right like the main AI of the ship I
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dropped my phone um why isn't the main AI of the
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ship not like doing more to stop you or anything like
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that mm busy
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why doesn't the police captain himself go make every arrest cuz he's he's got more important things to
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do compound b as opposed to a we've already we've
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made this joke we've made this joke already I completely forgot and then I made the then I made the reference to
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the boys with compound V I know someone's in here I don't think I
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remember that boys it might have been episode four or
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five that we made that
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joke what did you do
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Joe oh now the other guy walks in
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just he is distracted though and he's going to kill
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him um and he sees you uh I can [Laughter]
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explain just play Ring Around The Rosy on the why did he get distracted for a
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second there
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I went I went to switch to the shock baton let me go I didn't do anything
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wrong except for all the stuff I did
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wrong yes continue to die no not your turn it's my
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turn all right just go through his head that's fine jeez
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how do they come with stun baton charges on them wasting
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flashlight right that went well all right all right all right San gas
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torch arson in a bottle in a bottle on the go
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[Laughter] arson name of the episode ARS in the
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bottle or soon and above I wonder if that's it's now $7.99
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that's probably against terms of surface that title all you know from all
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the title i' titles I've seen on YouTube I feel like that one's okay I feel like that'll
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pass oh my god listen YouTube's got a lot of stuff on it that shouldn't be on
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it I think arson in a bottle is fine yeah but watch arson and the bottle be
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what they actually end up getting mad
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at this takes a long
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[Music] time oh my gosh the flashlights went on this entire
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time this cannot be worth the time investment good
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job I got to just take it off that SES now yes no
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yes you know what oh I love that that seems like a
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very stupid thing to have to do in an emergency this is the transit here we're
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waiting on you take it I had some trouble so it's going to take me a while to get back we can wait Taylor can't I
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can catch the next car your
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call are you in Communications in Among Us
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aliens on the wrong other side I don't know why I told him grab the next
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car good thing I
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saved I was about to try to use my brain to remember which one to take I'm like you know what nah I'm going to look at
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the map
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it's going to blow this little noise maker is mine
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Joe Joe who
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uhoh was somebody coming down
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oh you don't have enough ammo you'd got to rely melee
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wait a second I can do this good
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job what happened to what happened to all my friends
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yep yep through his head yep through his head I saw that no way should
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be okay that one hit the wall I'll accept that one you as for this all right click
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click click well crap you made your choice one shot all right this this a
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good game I like this game I'm so glad that you recommended play this brother
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this guy stinks
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I mean you've been doing well besides that so I mean yeah ignore the entire
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episode of me Spawn die spawn die spawn die but I mean that episode never happened I don't know what you're talking
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about just are you just going to cut 80% of the episode hey arus why is this episode
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only two minutes long h
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don't worry about it just thr the pipe bomb towards there if you can maybe I'm going to wait for
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that there's like one more there's two more guys coming
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down who Solomon and why does he get a whole Tower to himself I've killed 10
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humans no not again maybe he doesn't have a gun
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okay just give him the old Pop Pop I don't know if he knows where you are
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though I'll just use my Godlike abilities to use a gun
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maybe Powers watch him be sneaking up behind you okay now try to recover some
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ammunition hey look revolver ammo
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he looks comfortable that guy is sleeping well these guys are not sleeping well ouch on the stairs not
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what the hell they're the same guy in the same exact pose
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too pretty sure I can only have 12 bolts at a time which is bull but whatever
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yeah this is the right way to go right all that would have been funny to find out it's the wrong place to go well now
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I have to go back I call the wrong train took a wrong turn at
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Albuquerque I knew I should have turned left at aluer oh my
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God yeah like right now I shouldn't use the medkit cuz I can probably get hit once and then reuse it sort of
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deal excuse me although that was like a conversation from like two episodes ago or one episode yeah but now it didn't
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come up until now right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know what you mean
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stationing this place is a lot
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better we can live here for the rest of our lives unless the alien comes in we
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don't talk about that Ripley we're in the Marshal Bureau just turn right at the top of the stairs you can't it no
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welcome Committee just get up here wait's out alcohol
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yummy nice that's the welcome committee Cal
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down safe now I have a feeling this place is going to become unsafe very shortly Haven done trans running nice
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work maybe we'll be safe here for now anyway yes because I just opened up a
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way for the aliens to get to us we're going to be so safe stable should be walking soon enough Samuels is with her
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now okay okay you managed to get transit up and running so I guess we're even
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shut your ass up ketchup y it's my favorite brand
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tomato guy looks so sad he does well he was
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caught he's the one that some people get happy when they get caught that's their moment of Fame right there right I mean
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he's the one that that wrote [ __ ] the Marshalls Marlo in the cell the lowlife who showed up with your flight recorder
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where's Marlo's ship the anadora he put it in a parking orbit around the gas giant son of a [ __ ] won't give us a
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command that's what they call me after I've had too much Taco Bell maybe you can get more out of the unhelpful
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bastard go talk to them I don't going to talk to my
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friends whatever dude whatever hostiles nearby are these humans considered
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hostiles that's hilarious
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F to that guy
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hi Marlo who wants to know my name's Ripley I'm with the company here for
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your empty box already you guys are Keen I'll give you that I'm here for personal
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reasons my mother was on the Nostromo when it went missing 15 years ago you
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serious sh [ __ ] we never found her ship Ripley just
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a recorder but you sure as hell found something else what happened out there I
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need a way out of here Ripley maybe we can make a deal just start talking I
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want to know everything it all started in the first
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movie which was actually pretty good and then there was a second movie and it started to go downhill you know that
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joke that I made about The Walking simulator get me Marlo you're coming through let's
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take it slow I want to get to that beacon in one piece if you're looking for a piece fostter I've got something
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for you right here i' need scanning equipment to find it okay enough already focus on what
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we're here for I don't want any mistakes all right so is this just going
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to be the walking episode
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what's that what's that dumb game with the uh it's basically also just the walking simulator are you talking about
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the one way that's literally control every aspect of the body no the um that like pop that game
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made by the popular game developer uh it was just like you got
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the baby in the jar like attached to you oh I have no idea oh um are you talking
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about death uh death stranding or whatever yeah walking simulator that one that's Postal Service
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simulator yeah but it's also but it's also just walking simulator except sometimes you get a get a motorcycle
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that doesn't work because you're in a rocky ass terrain oh yeah there's also there's also Mountain
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Dew simulator as well Mountain Dew simulator not Mountain Dew monster it's got a Monster energy drink uh sponsor
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within the game like your character is just like surrounded by Monster Energy like half the time that sounds like
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something that being like a Family Guy game game a South Park
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game n South Park's got things like going up guys asses now that's gameplay I love right
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there it's in the game it's in the game you can't be mad at I play fractured
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butthole couch cins stick of TR stick stick of truth yeah Stick of
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Truth are those the only two I know there's some shitty there there's another one I think there was snow day
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that came out oh like that just came out I think yeah I haven't seen anything on I'm not going to lie neither neither
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have I the people that I used to watch play got cancelled so I didn't I didn't find anybody else to of course I mean
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who in this day and age who doesn't get cancelled [ __ ] now we're canceled we're
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canceled I said the word now we're
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canceled supposed to go this way I think got to need a lift Heist over here give
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me a
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Lego reverse I found a path checking it out
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what if you don't come back then you wait some
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more oh my God [ __ ] now looks like they're going to be
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waiting some
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more Marlo Marlo you okay yeah I'm good
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it was a close one though don't think I'll be able to get back the way I came I didn't see anything change you he me
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neither did I
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man man man man man man man man my my brother hates this section well I mean I
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hate I feel like I don't know games like this yeah either it could be a cut scene
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or if you've played the game once already I understand for us you wouldn't be able to but if you've played the game once already you should be able to just skip it like
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honestly yeah stay I honestly think it should be a cut scene where half of this
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could be cut out cuz you got understand you got to understand this is in the time of gaming
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where it's like if I'm going to blow it all right it's time I'm going to blow it I feel like in this day and age or that
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back then for gaming they like to do a lot more the player feels involved so that's why they'll do this instead of a
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cut scene yeah that makes sense
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yeah I didn't even catch what they were trying to do me neither I'm pretty sure that's what getting explained to Ripley
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but not us well hi there Wella don't do that howy let's get
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going follow me follow me keep calming follow me am I going to
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need a Lego over here give me a Lego give me a Lego give me a
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Lego yo dude nice that's some good clothing right there that's what me and the Fellas
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might call some drip if you will it's so I can't feel anything including my
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feelings me when my feelings are also my feelings the feelings in question I meant never mind you know what I
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meant piece of [ __ ] damn my [Music]
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fault is that a big old person what the hell oh is this this is them trying to
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the flight record that's they're trying to is that the Nostromo probably might be the Nostromo I forget what it looks
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like yeah and so basically that's what happened if you want more you're going to need to get me two packs of a
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chocolate then I'll help you oh no the game's still a this is
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awesome I miss getting killed a thousand times by the
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alien don't worry that'll happen next episode I bet I'd believe it anything to
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prove you right in the episode after that in the episode after that and the
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episode after that the flattest cheeks I've ever seen look at that that's like
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a brick wall oh man why you so slow let me go past
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you if you're going to be this slow get in the slow lane if you going to go
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slowly oh my gosh why are you only going 40 over the speed limit there's no other
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lanes for me to go in I'm already speeding and every Lane's
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empty please Forge truck behind me just go around oh oh my
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God exactly I was on the way home from work one time and the guy was tailgating
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me so when that happens I'm very Petty and I'll I'll set my cruise control for
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the speed Lim the speed limit exactly and the person in the lane next to me
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realized that the guy was being an ass and he tried to get behind that guy so
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the guy matched my speed set his cruise control so we were a wall no one could pass
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us perfect it's awesome like we were the it was getting late it was towards the
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end of the night I was coming home from work and so it basically us two and the [ __ ] behind me so like he was really
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bad damn do it to there's been openings up
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ahead he meant that opening oh my God [ __ ] it's the perfect gaming setup
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want anything damaged it's amazing it's a it's a comfortable chair this and a curved monitor it's perfect make this a
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ship I think we found our payload hey quiet what you think we're going to wake
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him yes hey sorry pal can it we're wasting time have a look
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around it's a life form it was a life form now it's our property Salvage
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rights we need to stake our claim before anyone else does eora is not prepared for something this way then we'll take
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what we can and come back have a look around see what else is here Marlo we found something TR tracks looks like
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something was dragged but that's not all you're not going to like this what is it
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tracks lead here same name that's on the flight recorder someone's already good here
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maybe they abandoned ship and landed here I can see that [ __ ] if they were here before us why is there no record of
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this place well if they're still alive there goes our Sal let's find out I'll
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find the beacon and shut it off don't want anybody else finding this place Foster Heist check out the cavern
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below oh my snails pce I've never seen anything like it why do I walk so
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slowly because [ __ ] you that's why this is a very important section we
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need you to we need you to save her every second
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exactly I hate complaining when it's things like this but like God damn at this rate by the time this is over it's
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going to be time for the next episode
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man I'd rather this guy just explain it I don't know why I have to do the whole
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exactly like it could do like cut scene up to the ship cut to
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them on the ship cut them getting mauled by aliens cut to now and that's what happened like
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I I don't I get it it's it's a it's a relic of the time you know
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yeah who keeps messaging me damn it it's it's like if you go back to games like 10 years ago check it out if you go back
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to game like 10 years ago you'll get nothing but QuickTime events all the time cuz game developers like yeah we were cooking with this look at this look
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at this look how spooky it is when we got cut scenes like cuz it's 10 years ago remember it's it's so
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spooky look at all these quick time events are so cool players love
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this and then low and behold players did not and I quote love this don't know
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what happened but the beacons stopped broadcasting Marlo you have got to see this it's amazing on my way the only
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thing that would be amazing right now is a burger with cheese I am hungry that sounds really
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good right now I can't have burger with cheese I have a burger with cheese for dinner last night I'll probably have
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chicken rice and eggs cuz I'm hungry and I want flavored rice that is a very
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specific combination well it's it's because I'm what I'm going to it's what I'm going to make once the camera turns off Jordan I'm specifying my breakfast
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SL lunch for for today I'm I'm I'm I'm sure the you are but I like how you
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already are thinking about that when you're about to die well I guess not die because he lives but we out of the cut
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scene it's just him as a skeleton in the in the cell yes Ripley you've been in a coma
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for 18 years this place just keeps giving here
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strap yourself in use the winch does she like to tavn then she's a
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wench is the last time I'm going to see oh thumbs up it's just the crying cat thumbs up
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right there
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oh my God over
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here the Drone me after I didn't play Minecraft on the server for a
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day yeah so we did a little we did a little off camera grinding you know we
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just upgraded the base just a little bit you know we want to see we want to make some improvements for you guys
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base made out of obsidian out of obsidian or diamond or
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something H now cut scene there we
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go don't touch
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it ouch we told him not to touch it I did I specifically told them yeah I got to
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stop giving advice people just don't listen to [Laughter]
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me and so my entire platoon was shattered everything where's your ship
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if we can break the comm's lock down what are the codes to bring it in on auto if you want more then you need to
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get me out of here not happening Marlo is that right well you know where I am
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wait my boot in the TCH fire just lit up like a Christmas tree it's here Plan B
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set it up whatever's happening I want in okay this way got something here you'll
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need man I guess that's something I'll need next time on couch
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goblino next time oh my God I cannot wait to continue
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this game because I think I know what chapter is next yeah the one that's next in the number order stupid oread dum dum
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list listen here you little listen here you little [ __ ] I will not listen nor will I
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juggle did you say I'm not going to listen that nor am I going to jug what
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yes where did juggling come from it's a reference you don't understand the reference I don't understand the
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reference I'm I'm I'm kind of I'm very very very
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very very very very stupid
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yes and now I'm not going to explain the reference Get Wrecked