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or maybe even 8K technically. And then I and then I remembered that you don't deserve 4K and or 8K.
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Wow. Okay.
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When I was running got like stuff andor things. You have a lot of stuff andor things.
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The question is how do you use the stuff andor things to uh not die? Well, I use them on couch go. This is
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what I use them on personally. Fair enough.
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How's this game work? I forgot everything. I haven't played in about 10 minutes.
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[Music] Um, sure. 10 minutes. Yeah, 10 minutes.
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10 minutes. Been like 10 minutes. Maybe like 7
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minutes. Random boss fight music starts.
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Oh, absolutely. [Music]
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this way. I saw a meme today that was, "Hey, sweet. A lot of ammo and and health
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recovering items." Wait, a lot of ammo and health recovery items.
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[Music] The gamer sign of yay, but actually not
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yay. It's even worse when there are a lot of chest high walls.
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Yeah, this guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember everything. It's all coming back to me.
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You have the the PTSD flashbacks. Well, he was very easy, so the flashbacks didn't last very long. I can
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break that.
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This normal. Are you normal? Oh my. That looked like a death trap if I ever seen one.
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It could have been. That would look if I wasn't so good at games.
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Oh, he's infinitely spawning. Okay, [Music]
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[Music] [ __ ]
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I got I got [Music]
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I see the downside of my poison stuff now. Okay. I can't get more goop juice if I don't
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have my own hits.
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Yes. Quite Oh. Oh, there's Oh. Oh, there's so many of them.
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Why are there so many of them? We got this way.
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Oh, it's much more quiet over here. I like it.
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And the boss fight starts with very loud music. Oh, I see him in the distance.
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This might be a while. Oh, maybe not.
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There he is. He's a guy. He's the master of something. All right. Okay. Oh,
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he's a master of souls likes.
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He he he plays Dark Souls in his free time and he despises the second one.
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Oh, I love the second one. I must fight him. That is that is why he is fighting you.
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I see. Oh, is he still there? I love how I love how as he fights you,
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he is just so uncaring. He's just like, "Oh, I guess I'll have to go over this way now and then and
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fight you and I'll teleport you over here or something." It's not It's not like my character
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shows any emotion about any of it either. Yeah, I guess.
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Okay, that was pretty cool, dude. I like that. He did like a ow. He did like a fake out
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and it actually kind of got me a little bit. Yeah.
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[Music] I got
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do it again. No. Uh-oh. That's not good.
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[Music] This is pretty not bad so far.
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Yeah, not horrible. probably have to Okay. He's already done one of those once, so
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[Music] hang up. You can do that a second time. I feel
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like he's going to do it a second time at some point. That's like what I'm waiting for. I feel scared cuz I feel
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like, oh yeah, he's going to do it when I least expect it. I mean, isn't that the point?
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Yeah. You see what I'm doing is I'm having you
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play this before I would ever, you know, play this myself. So, I get all the tricks, the the tips and tricks on how
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to not die as frequently as I usually do in games. That was pretty easy.
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Really? Yeah. I mean, I So, umh,
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phase two. I knew he would do it twice. I called it. Somebody pick up the phone.
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Oh. Oh, yeah. I don't get eye frames. I picked up my phone. I I picked up my phone. Now what?
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Call it? I don't know. Call it. I don't know. I called it. Now you have to call it.
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Oh, okay. Now's the perfect time to heal. No, it's
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not. Hey, this this guy on the phone is asking for my social security number. Should I give it to him? Oh, 100%. Give it to him twice,
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actually. Uh 1 2 3 45
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6 7 8 9 and my credit card number is
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There we go. 111 1111. Now get ready for the phase three. No game gave me boss fight music at the
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end. That's how you know there's no phase three.
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I don't know if I want to grab that. Last time bad things happened. Y
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do I gain like a new power? Desolate dive. Tap B while holding down
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to strike the earth with a burst of power. Okay, that was pretty easy.
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I'm like good at games, I think. Maybe. Oh, and then I do this and then it breaks stuff. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
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You know how you said that kind of I can I can break that probably early in the episode. Yeah. Jordan, play that play that time.
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Play that part again real quick just so the audience doesn't forget.
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Just just in case the audience forgot. Play it one more time real quick.
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Do you want me to play it twice each time you say play that again really quickly or do I just play? No. No. Cuz the retention goes down. But
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if you do it just the one time it'll be good. Okay. Okay. cross.
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At the end of the episode, played again. In case they forgot. Ah,
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I landed. And then and then and then when it gets time to actually go up there and break
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that, we have to play that part again. Yeah.
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Editing Jordan get [ __ ] I'm sure editing Jordan will be fine
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with it. I'm sure editing Jordan will probably put his his uh feelings as a caption on
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screen right about now. Just going to say [ __ ] you guys.
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It's just going to be a frown. Just just have a full-on conversation between between us recording and editing
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Jordan and he's just like, "Oh my money. Look at all that."
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Now, where do I go, [ __ ] You go somewhere
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to the things. I go this way. And the place I destroy doesn't lead anywhere.
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Okay, good. [Music]
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I'm missing something. Pull the lever. Crunk. Remember
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the lever's pre-pulled. Can't pull a pre-pulled lever. Do you know how levers work?
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Do you know how wall jumping works? Yeah, I'm sliding down it.
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Oh, I see it this way. Perfect. This is less perfect suddenly, but
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Feel [Music]
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like they don't want me to run away from these guys, but there's so many of them and they're so annoying.
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Maybe you should uh get good. The inner souls player in me just wants to run to the next boss fight. That's
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what you're supposed to do. There was a worm back there. I'll go save the worm real quick.
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Yeah, there was in the original version of episode two, somebody left a comment
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complaining that there was a guy in green path that was hanging from the
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ceiling at like the 32minute mark and he's like,
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"Hey, you guys should save that guy or not."
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It seems I've already chosen to not. Why go back on it? This this this guy was just hanging from the ceiling and and
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like I don't know how we both missed it because it No, I saw him. I was like, man, that's a guy that needs saving. And I just didn't
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save him. Oh, sure.
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Very well. Editing Jordan. Ah, no. I'm kidding. You don't have to go back and get that.
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You've done enough. You've done enough. We'll make we'll take it we'll take it
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easy on you this episode. But next episode all bets are off.
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You're done. Next episode, buddy. What do we not pay you for?
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What? These guys are still healing even though I killed the guy. Not cool. Editing Jordan is looking looks us. He's
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like, "Wait, you guys are getting paid? You guys are getting paid?" Oh yeah,
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my heal.
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Where was the spot that's here that goes down slam? I think it's down one.
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I can unlock this. That's good. I think this is the most we've ever referenced a
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uh quote editing Jordan in an episode of Gallins ever
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or editing Jordan. Yeah, [Music] we don't talk about him unless we need
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him. Yeah, he's tired of being abuser for not care
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if he's going to unionize. He's getting demands to be paid.
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Jordan. Now, this is just the editing Jordan episode.
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Just the whole episode we talk about editing Jordan. [Music]
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Where am I going? Gosh dang it. It's like the joke that people have where it's like, "Oh, we'll pay you an
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exposure." I won't pay the money, [ __ ]
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I think I paid in advance. [Music]
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Don't worry. I kind of like the detail where he if you look in the background when you have the map up, he actually pulls out a map
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and looks at it. Yeah. Little map man. He's doing what he map
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can. Been here. Oh, just cuz I haven't sat on a bench. Okay, fair.
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[Music] Yeah, it has been a second since you sat on a bench. A little bit. Okay.
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[Music] No.
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I'm supposed to find this thing. Spell twister. Cool. Worth it? Maybe. I'm not
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sure yet. I'm missing something.
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Miss a lot of things. I already gone this way. Yeah, this is
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boss fight route.
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I can't go up there. Can't make it across.
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Does this break this? No. Okay. Who's to say?
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I hear where I was. Boom. This way. I've already been here.
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Hey, that's the part where I said where where Jordan needs to go back and paste that one bit where it's like, "Oh, I can break that." Uh, so
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so glad it was so worth it, too, cuz I broke it and nothing happened. Exactly.
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The payoff was non-existent. Payoff is just whatever you think it is,
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maybe. I think
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only there was a marker on the map for your current objective. [Music]
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Maybe the current objective is something that doesn't really happen until it needs to happen. You know what I mean?
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Perhaps links back in chair with fing Oh. Oh,
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what kind of key? I don't have a key. [Music]
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I can't go up here. No, it's not going to be possible just because of how physics work. Okay,
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not with that attitude. I need to find a way up and around and then down.
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Choose not to obey physics. Come on. Physics need to be obeyed. If we don't have physics, then what do we have,
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Jordan? Absolute chaos. Exactly. What's wrong with absolute chaos? What's
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right with absolute chaos? It's fun.
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Not good enough. Need more. Actually, right now, uh I guess the
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embodiment of the the the big bad of our D&D campaign currently is uh basically
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an embodiment of chaos. So, I mean, what does this do? Chaos is chaos for
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chaos's sake. [Music] I like that, but I can't have it yet.
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So, I just want [Music]
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No place seems to lead down. I know. It's just going to say, "Oh, I'm gone." Yeah, but I got to read it so it
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stops glowing. H. There's a spot I haven't been on the map
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yet, so I guess I'll go that way. Maybe it'll lead like up and around.
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Perhaps [Music]
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I go down this way. Down a little bit further.
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[Music] That's down all the way. Whoops.
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Maybe not down all the way. that far. Just haven't been out here.
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Oh, that's why I haven't been down here. There must be a way above that leads me
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down. I'm just not I just haven't seen it yet. Maybe my eyes haven't laid themselves upon it because I haven't
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been in the necessary mindset of the new abilities that I have received.
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Yeah, I do that all the time. like I get a new ability and like 10 minutes later
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I forget I have said ability. So it's like what am I supposed to do and then
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like a little bit later I'm like oh wait I'm an idiot.
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Well so far the abilities have been very basic so it's been easy to like just keep them. Is is there when you do that
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that new ability you learned like the the down the down the down pound, does it cause a shock wave that gets
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stuff um that gets stuff right next to you as
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well or does it only get immediately below you? Uh I think it does like a very slight
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shock wave. Like could you I was going to say can you like destroy the glass on that side
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there with that ability? I just don't think it goes for stuff on the side like that.
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It's just me spitballing. Yeah, I don't think I don't think these glasses are going to be able to be broken,
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but I'll try it. Yeah. Well, worth a shot.
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Yeah, that is um not good at games, Jordan.
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Trying to uh think of, you know, oh shoot, I'm lost. What should I do?
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Now, good idea. It just I didn't I didn't think it would just because the it seems to be very I don't want to say
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gamer light, but gamer light in terms of like it was very obvious that like the the things that can break are like
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crackled up and whatnot. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if there's a part of a part some glass that's like that on
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the side that's cracked up and Yeah. stuff like that. Perhaps [Music]
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not like trying to be like that one game animal well where everything's like super intricate. It's just like very Oh
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yeah, that's that's broken usability on broken stuff. Yeah, it's like uh Naughty Dog games
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where it's like oh that parts of that that part of the part of the parkour course is yellow. That's where I'm
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supposed to be. [Music] the g the gamer yellow everything
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[Music] or the the random Ubisoft or not Ubisoft
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From Software. This is covered in bird [ __ ] from soft's uh Elder Ring
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Night Rain specifically. But yeah, forgot they only added that specific feature in Night Raid.
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I always try to play Elden Ring and try to do the tech and it's like, oh, [Music]
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nothing on the map seems to signify that I can do stuff.
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I'm going to go back down here in case I just missed something. Do you have to to back back backtrack?
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Maybe like do you have to go back to like the the fungal wastes or green path to save
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that one guy that we left in episode 2? This is like this is like the one thing cuz like it's I have a lot of friends
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that absolutely adore Hollow Knight and other Metroid vanas. This is the thing I don't like about Metroid vanas where
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it's like now I have to reexplore everything I've explored cuz I now have one new thing that'll open up three
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things didn't know I could open until just now. And it's a little I get I get it. It's cool because it makes the world
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feel more interconnected. However, comma uh it's just like oh boy, now I'm going
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to have to spend like I don't know an hour or so walking places I've walked to
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try to make progress. I love how where to go after defeating Soulmaster is a
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um commonly searched item. N don't Google it. I got it. I got it. I'll figure it out. Trust
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up beep up. [Music]
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Been down there. Been down here. This leaves this uber mini monster place.
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[Music]
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And I could not see how people would want to do this game hitless. Just get covered in so many enemies so
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fast. Oh, absolutely. Like I would get it'd be
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overwhelmed and just I I it would not end well for me.
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Oh, there's something to the right there, but I don't think this leads.
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No, I've already been here. Yeah. Okay. I thought it was slightly different. It
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was not. Is there Is there a way to drop from that a little bit higher? What do you mean?
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A little bit higher. Like in that that GL that glass. Is there a way to go to fall from it from a
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little bit higher? I don't think falling from a little bit higher would help, but I mean I'll try it. Look, pay attention to the ground. The
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forum is saying look for shaky floors. I didn't do the move properly.
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Dang it.
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H floor. No shaky.
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I'm obviously missing one, which is the sucky part. Yeah, it kind of makes it sound like um
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it isn't necessarily glass you're looking for. Yeah, I broke one that wasn't glass, but
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I also just haven't found anything that's like shaky looking
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outside of the the glass here in one other spot that I like broke. But that but neither of them have led me in a
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place that I haven't already been. Maybe [Music]
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Sorry, I'm just I'm looking at the map for a long time.
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And this just leads back to that. I think I'll try I'll try and look
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around more on like the the right side like down. Maybe I've done everything in this
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specific tower, but I have like more space to go to like further down.
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I can't go this way. But maybe I can go.
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Wrong button. Double wrong button.
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Not this one, but the next. Maybe and find some more stuff
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cuz this is this none of the ground looks shaky here. Mhm.
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Maybe this way. Can we come down here now?
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Interrupt my healing process. I've unlocked this, I guess, until
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today. Yep.
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on I'm on this side of a game.
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Go this way.
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Where'd you pull that second one out of? I need answers.
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Well, you see
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hear. He's got a lot of heer fish. Pepper. One, two, three.
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Uh uh.
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What is your favorite literary vampire? The one from Sesame Street. He doesn't count. I can assure you he does.
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I can assure I can assure you he does a lot.
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There you go. It's like the one where it's like you laugh because it seems kind of funny to
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begin with, then you process what the joke actually was and you laugh even more. So, I can assure you he does a lot. In
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fact, I don't think there's a time where he's not counting if I recall.
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I hate that joke with all every fiber of my being, actually.
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Aha, I think. But now I'm sad.
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Aha, I think. [Music]
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Yeah, cuz maybe there's something over here. Hey, knock knock. Open up the door. It's
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real. FBI, open up. I'm just a little swimmer. I swim a
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little bit. FBI, open up. It's just like um
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towards the beginning of our most recent campaign of of Tavern Heroes, we uh we kept on pretending to be our cover was
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different alphabet soup organizations. So, it's like, "Hey, we're from the
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we're from the CIA. Uh, we're here to investigate this." Or, "Hey, we're with
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the FBI.
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We're from the IRS." Weird. To investigate
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illfiled tax forms.
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All right. We're from the We're from the uh We're from the SUGA. The SUG. Yeah, you
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can sug That's what we're here to do. We got to investigate it. Jesus Christ.
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Bug stuff. Bug stuff.
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Maybe this guy had a secret spot I can go now.
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I don't think I got any resources for fixing my stuff. None of that's okay.
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It doesn't look like it. Okay.
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I love landing from a height height. Just dome. Oh, it's always games where there's not
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where there isn't fall damage and just falling from a high height is always fun,
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but you also also always have to check. It's like, hm, is there fall damage in this game?
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And then you get disappointed when there then you get disappointed when there actually is. Yeah.
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I mean, sometimes it makes sense, but sometimes games that don't need it have it. Mhm.
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All right. Well, there's a thing that way that I didn't go to, I guess. I guess next time
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on Couch Cobbs, I got to go investigate that. That guy was just looking into the camera as you say next time on Couchins.
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Yeah. Let me Let me read the script. Next time on Couchins. All right.
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Did you just say Touch? Yeah. Next Touch on Couch Pouches. We Fouch on the Touch Couch.
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You just looked at the script and you [ __ ] it up. Good job.
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Script says, "Fuck you."
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Russell's papers says, "I don't care." Russell's papers. It says, "Go [ __ ]
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yourself." All right. Says, "Mind your business."
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[Laughter] Open script. It says here that I don't
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give I don't give a damn. I don't remember asking you a goddamn
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thing.