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[Music] I for turn the volume down this one specifically cuz it was so loud and it
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still is. You're going to change the volume and it's just the game's going to crash
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again. No way. I think that's probably better.
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Go like 48, 49, 47. You mad man. What?
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Choose a solid number for Pete's sake.
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I'm going to murder you. How's that? A small part of me, a small part of me
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is was hoping you were recording. I guess you'll find out when you're
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editing, huh? Here we go. How's that? Hang on.
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Here we go. Go [ __ ] yourself. How are How are those audio settings for you?
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Anyway, welcome back. Welcome back to Couch Go. So, what brings you to the Vatican?
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Indie, badass transition from from uh menu to
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game. That's awesome. Dooby doobydoo
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platypus pumpkins. That's an orange. I can't grab it. I have too much in my
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pocket. Item limit reached. Let me eat that orange. Oh yeah.
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Very unusual for where it was found. Was good. Vatican.
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And another one down. And another one. Let me eat that real quick. There we go. Oh, look. pair. I take
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that. Can I see this color? A pair of what? Pair of priests.
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My pendant. What do you make of this? It looks like
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Look at this thing. Secret archive. But puts it right in the face. Do you see it? Do you see it? Do you see
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it? Are you sure you want to investigate this, Indie? Yes. Things don't add up and it's driving me
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crazy. Who's their kid? Indiana. That's so crazy. I'm not looking one badass hat.
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Well, the only fedora heard about is from Redditors wear those
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and a certain father who claimed to have seen. Yes. But they also wear a black trench
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coat with shorts and a video game t-shirt and wield a katana.
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Exactly. And have like circular glasses like an Indiana Jones villain. Indiana Jones. Bear in mind that Father
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Cresceno was known mindly for one thing. And he just look like he heard absolutely nothing that he said just
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like we did. Don't worry, the subtitles are there. Let's get dressed like you belong here.
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I was reading those. Editing editing. Jordan, cover the subtitles so not even the audience can tell what's going on.
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I remember this symbol you show. Put like some dank memes in front of the
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front of them. Come on, priest. I don't got all day. Give me the information I need. Come on. This is a robbery.
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Give me the information. Give me the Bible to investigate. It's a lead worth following. I need you to recite John 3:16 right
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now. What even is John?
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Yes, John. There we go. Three.
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I love how that is an automatic suggested Google search. Yeah, it's a very common one. That's why
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I said it. Oh, really? Yeah. Perfectoi.
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You should have become a man of the cloth. I found another calling. We have interesting
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eyes. I I'm sorry. I just read the the verse.
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That guy came out of nowhere. That guy's the villain. Father G. I mean, that's the bad guy.
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An American. What the [ __ ] does that mean? What? Americans suck.
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That's true. Antonio, he's going death. He says an old war wound. I'm told
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I have a gun to serve God. I'm an American. I own one. I brought it.
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The planes didn't stop me. It's the 1930s.
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His eyelid's eyelashes looks like uh time leaves. Ever seen like you ever
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seen like bundles of time? Like the like the thing. It's what his eyebrows look like.
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Mhm. Now it'll never cut back to Indy's face for the rest of the game. So you'll never get to see it.
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disapproving exhale. Exhale. I love subtitles. Absolutely.
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He's a jolly fellow. I've been watching uh Dexter Indie.
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Uh the funny thing is every time during the intro, it subtitles quirky music.
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Really? Yeah. I think it's I don't It didn't start the first two seasons. I think it was season 3 when it started to do it.
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That is funny. Got a cane. Hey, don't talk to that guy. It's the
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1930s. I might show you my cane collection. Yo, he's red.
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Check the map. Yep, that's a map. Well, it's been good.
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Need this bandage. There we go. So, what have we learned about jumping off of second story balconies?
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It's a good idea when you need to. Sigh.
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Jesus. All right.
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That's not right. That's not right. There we go.
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What have you found? What are you doing here? Secret entrance. The first time that I played this workshop was
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scared the [ __ ] out of me because I didn't realize you followed me. Impressive, isn't it? World class.
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Let's get out of here. You got you got you got a light. Can I have that
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candle on the table you can use to light your way? Perfect. Good thinking, Indie. Let's go inside.
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All right, follow. Gamer intuition says going this way is a good idea. I mean, what other choice do you have?
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The library renovated for a very long time. I'll be careful. Right.
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This is very exciting. My hands are shaking. No, they're not. Shut up. Place and what it was for.
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Whatever its purpose was. They're only shaking because you're old. Yo, I was so close to falling asleep
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last night. Uh, and during like as I was about to fall asleep, I guess I
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accidentally moved my foot, which moved the the like the blanket which knocked over my garbage can. So I before I'm
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about to fall asleep, I'm like having like the about to fall asleep part of the dream
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and then it knocks that over and then I like and I'm just sat there
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scared as if I'm about to die and just shivering with fear for like minutes before I realize what happened.
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My least favorite feeling is the feeling like you're falling Oh yeah. from your
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bed fallington. And apparently that's like, you know, you have like that sleep paralysis par paralysis
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uh type of thing and that's when you're like your body snaps you out of it extremely briefly.
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So it's like your body seizes a little bit and that's why you feel like that underwater. Holding my breath right now
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under water. I'm not sure how I feel about that being
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like the the voice you're using for us. This is This is my underwater breath holding sound. Let me get that gate open for
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you. My least another thing I don't do not like is when I'm seeing.
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Maybe if you pull that chain. Yeah, if you shut up.
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I'm having to do the cheater thing where for some reason Oh, I got him. I'm using
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I'm doing the cheater thing where my main monitor that I'm looking through is so dark, but if I look at the OBS monitor, it's so bright.
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So, I just look over at that monitor. I mean, in my opinion, it looks pretty
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pretty bright. Pretty bright. Pretty bright. Brighter than my future. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know
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what my main monitor's doing. It's like [ __ ] Like the color scheme is just [ __ ]
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Yeah. This poor individual piece of paper
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here 1578. Perhaps time evaporates here. I followed the signs of the accursed place. At what cost, Father Cresenzo, I
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did not lost. I am lost. There is no escape. My mind rotting. Unreadable
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scribbles are conserved fuel. Lest the darkness consume me. It's boring. All
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right, let's go back to what we were doing. Let me read the journal. What's that on the table?
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Nothing. I read it. Damn it. You're making me read it twice. Those inscriptions you talked about.
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I fear this will leave you nowhere in I like how quickly
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these characters like Indiana Jones and Nathan Drake can scribble drawings down
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in their journals. Bring you some evidence. You got a camera. Fast man. No, but speak to Ernesto the
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fast as [ __ ] I hear some special deals from the lost
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and found section. Here is a very special key. It will give you access to
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places in the Vatican. Only priests are allowed. That's a key. Do not lose it, Indie. I'll keep it safe.
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I have to organize a proper burial for this unfortunate soul.
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Get out of here, you will find me in my office. Indie, get to the post office.
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And if you can find him money, uh, I suggest collecting his money. Yeah. Buy stuff.
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Mhm. Got to go to the office. I got to go see the postman.
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What an exciting discovery, my friend. Even though I have doubts, I hope that
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would be of use to you. Sure. Another. Here we go.
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Love how interactive the game is. It's like you can interact with like most stuff. It's crazy.
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And the Lord said today was the day that I'm saying the thing that I'm saying. Ah, they bought it. Now I can open the
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door. They got to grease these locks. I swear.
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Here we go. You look around and people are like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?
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post office. I like that it it doesn't show the thing until I request it.
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Mhm. Like the popup thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if I look if I
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look right now, it only like it shows it now, but if I put the journal away, it's gone. Mhm.
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Hi. A lot of secrets. Must be some connection.
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The holy sea. What? Excuse me, fellow fascist. How is your day going?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good friends.
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How about those Biscatus? Am I right? They good at
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horrible. Where am I going? Get out of here. My biscotti. What's wrong with Biscati?
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Feel like you just haven't had good biscotti cuz there's nothing else you'd be trying
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to say that's terrible that's happening at that moment.
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Oh my god.
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Look at that face. Looks so happy. Happy. Is that the word you choose?
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Yeah, he was happy.
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Probably not. I mean, are fascists usually happy?
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Anybody can be happy, man. Happy is a feeling everyone can experience. Mhm.
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Doesn't matter if you have incorrect beliefs or not. Blessed day, sir. Hi there. Oh, is that a donut for me?
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Thank you. No, it looked like a crystal. Crystal
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climbing ace faster movement. Why would I want that?
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Might be something I could pick up from this. Oh, there's nothing.
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So, um, stealth is uh required.
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That's That's a funny phrase that you just used there. I mean, I've seen how you play games
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like Alien Isolation. I'll send you to one. Hi.
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I am Batman. That's close enough. Bad dog. Bad dog. No.
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Yeah. I just broke your helmet with my bear. Don't you do it back. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's what I thought. I'm giving you the shot to get out of here, dog. Good dog. That's a good dog.
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A good German shepherd. How do you know it's a German Shepherd?
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It looks like it's the breed of dog. How do you not know that? Maybe it's an Italian shepherd.
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God, catch this fascist. I think you're going the wrong way because you now have everybody on you.
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Uh-uh. Oh my god.
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Yeah. Take that. Take that to the bank with you.
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Yeah. What are you going to do now, idiot?
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Oh my god. Get him. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? I'm literally
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Indiana Jones. Easy
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timing, huh? Now I got you. America. Hey, that wasn't very nice.
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Take this. Take this. Fascist.
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This isn't very nice. Isn't very nice. This isn't very nice. If only I had an apple right now.
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Why does it make me stop when going into my inventory? Why can't I go forward?
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Oh my god, that was actually kind of funny. By the way, there's an open window you
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can jump into after disabling the dog and the person that is with I just don't know I'm here. It's fine.
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Rotonio was right. Sup God.
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Sup God. I don't know. I like kicking all that
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ass though. I kick so much ass. Hey, get your dog to shut up. This is a public place, sir. You're disturbing the
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peace. Place sucks.
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Can't go anywhere. Hey, get your dog to be quiet. Disturbing the peace. Hey, hey,
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hey, hey.
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Hang on. I have I have an idea. Let me change back. That's close enough. I can't change. It's bad. I have a cane.
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Hey. Hey, stop it. Hey. Hey, stop it.
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Hey, stop it. That wasn't very nice.
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Arrest, would you? Hey.
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Oh, there are a lot of people. Hey, are they not going to like actually
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stop me? I like how just standing in the window makes it so cool.
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Your distance, pal.
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Got him. Got him.
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Man, I need one of these. Interesting.
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Is that door locked? Oh, no, it's not. It's a CL. We need it. It It was It was locked specifically
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during combat. It said It said locked into combat. Excuse me. You guys know where I'm
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supposed to go. On here.
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Hi, Ernesto. Look at those. Look at that. There's so
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much to make fun of with this guy. Oh my goodness. There was I was stunned. There
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was too much at the same time. Look at him.
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Look at him. There's too much. I have
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I got nothing. There's too much. You have lost something. Yes. He looks like that old guy from that old
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Pixar chess short. I need a camera. I was just about to say that. He's got the glasses. He's got the nose.
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He's got the hairline. was before Bug's Life, I believe.
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Goodbye. Looks like he has the same amount of teeth, too. Let's work something out, huh?
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He probably found the dentures in the lost and found. Very, very special. Quite small. Maybe
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this big. And maybe this photo in color. Oh, so beautiful. You would need
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Well, it's very expensive. more than you could afford. Look, try me. I I own a car in this day and
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age. So, what do you say? I have a license. Well,
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[Music] this is the price you pay. Look at that face. I assure you it is more than fair.
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Highway robbery. 170. I have that much. I'll buy it.
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It's really that good. Feel like I have to. No. Mhm.
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And tell that I I got I got to show everybody this. Hang on. Hang on. Everybody's got to get a
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giggle at this one. Back at the place. I'm going to show all my students. You never want to end up like this guy. Here
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we go. So mean. Want to spend your whole life not being like that. Still,
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you're such an [ __ ] There we go.
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Well, oh, my cane's broken. [ __ ] Oh,
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hi. I didn't buy a camera. Hey, can everybody can get together for a group photo?
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Here's a key cuz I am real priest.
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Are you still in the restricted area? No, you're not. Okay, cool. I'm wearing the restricted area allowed clothing
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though. That was the weird part. I'm sorry.
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What did you say? Like like this guy. Like for some reason I'm allowed to. I'm wearing the clothing that lets me. I
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guess it was because I was on top of a roof. No, it was just there was an EU where they had it shut down and you weren't
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allowed to be in. Slightly different. Oh, map unlocked. Tower of
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Nicholas. I knew a Nicholas once tried to give
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presents to my children. Then I realized I didn't have children.
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A rough time. What?
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I call this I call this I just broke up with my girlfriend and I'm forever alone.
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[Music] Hey, hey, no sleeping on the job. Now go
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back to sleep. Thank you. Carry him. I need them for an
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important emergency.
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One of these buttons will do it. There you go. Yo, a sledgehammer.
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You just lion kinged him. No, he was dead before.
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He was probably a pass. No,
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he was dead. Why is there a priest in the sewers? That's not a priest. That's a fascist.
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No, I'm talking about you. You're I'm not a priest. I'm Indiana Jones. You should pay attention to what's happening in the story.
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Priest garb, though. Yeah, but I'm Indiana Jones, though. There's a circle. There's a circle,
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which is good because this game is called Indiana Jones in the Great Circle. So, we're on the right track.
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That is a very bad joke. I'll quit while I'm behind. I'm figuring things out here.
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Aha. Circle. It's a great circle. What's the point of that?
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Why would I want to equip the camera right now? So, is there something you're supposed to like take a picture of while like
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swinging? Like what? I pressed two and nothing happened. Okay,
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now I'm over here. I've never been over here before. Like what am I going point of that?
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I got to photograph the inscriptions specifically. Okay. [Music]
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Oh, I guess I wasn't actually supposed to jump over that like I did. That's probably what happened.
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Oh, you you cheated. Yes. In my defense, they made it really easy
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to do. So, um,
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is it down below that you have to take a picture of? Like where you just were?
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I meant to be here. I'm a priest. Mhm. Uhoh.
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That's not very nice. Why do they all of a sudden hate you? I don't know. You're just here.
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I'm I've been a very good guy. I have a donut. Let me eat that. I have a second donut.
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Don't eat the biscati though. I can throw it. Take this fascist.
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Take bread. Oh my god.
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Hey, take that. You're never having kids. Take that.
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Oh my god. What kind of punch was that?
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That guy strong. Save me, priest. Save me.
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Ah, midair block. They'll never find me. They found me.
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Um, I'm supposed to go this way. Good thing
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no one knows it's me. They know that it's me. Maybe it's having the journal out.
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Hey, you're posting us on on uh 1930s Twitter.
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Hey, stop that. Stop that.
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Taking pictures of this. People are going to see it. I have very many followers on the internet when the
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internet is invented. Ah, hang on. Hang on. No. Hang. Ah, hang on.
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Let me get out my bandage. Ah, there we go. Now I can eat my bandage. I like fiber. Hey,
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bad. Hey, stop that. Take it easy.
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Hey. Hey.
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I got him. Hey. Ouch. Don't worry.
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Stealing all their things. They'll never find me.
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Good thing I got away.
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Hey, I'll destroy this guitar. You better stand back.
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This is what I call Wonder Wall. Ah,
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the right note clobbered an enemy with a guitar.
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This is a precarious situation. Why do I spawn die spawn die spawn die?
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All right, they have an issue with me specifically. Don't worry. He didn't really do anything different
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like he just walked there. But I think you might have to go underground again. I think the incriptions are under there.
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What? I I could be wrong though. What is going on?
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Um, you keep dying for some reason. I keep thinking I'm a bad guy for some
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reason. I'm not. Please someone who can use them. If you don't stop, I'll blow my whistle
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at you. Tweet. Tweet.
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No weapons here. Maybe it was because you came Maybe it was because you came out of there,
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but you spawned there.
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Hey, I don't like that. You're good. I mean, your biscotties and
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your oranges. Ah, that wasn't very nice. I was too busy looking at not you. Hey. Hey.
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Bad. All right. We have a donut.
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Perfect. Are those lemons? When life gives you lemons,
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eat them. You know what I've been thinking? When life gives you lemons, don't make
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lemonade. Get mad. Demand to see life's manager.
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You know who I am. I'm the man who's going to burn your house down with the lemons.
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My game just got so framy out of nowhere. It looks perfect on the recording for
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some reason. So, I'm just going to ignore it.
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[Applause] Supposed to take a picture of something here. Is it supposed to be here?
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It is. I'm a gamer. I followed the circle. Are there inscriptions somewhere?
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Is there like a statue that has like a plaque in front of it that you take a picture of?
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Question mark. That is a very nice bird feeder.
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Blessed day, sir. Jesus.
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You know what? India is very lucky that he hasn't been asked, you know, a very very specific
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pertaining to being a priest question
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that could have caused some problems. It's a BB.
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Perfect.
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I don't I'm not going to touch the graphics until the next time.
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Oh, maybe I got to go up here.
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Priest on a roof.
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I don't know what you're supposed to be taking a picture of.
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Are you still within the circle? Yeah.
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Um I probably ought to hide. Somebody's been on to getting on to you.
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The game's so framy in this area specifically. What the hell?
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Mhm. Over here. It's fine. A kitty up here.
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That is a good thing to take a picture of. Keeping the Vatican safe from rats.
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Something's up here. I'm going to load a save. It's causing lag in that area. So, I
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hope if I load a save, I mean, it also is probably about time
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for next. You don't You don't know that.
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You don't know. Let me Let me Let me Let me Let me go back. Let me go back. Let me go back. Let me go back.
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I mean, I guess we'd have to get to a save point. So, next time we see the hat, we'll uh we'll we'll end it.
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Go back. Are you completely mad or we need more medicine?
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I don't know what you need to take a picture of. That said insignia.
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Is there like an insignia on like the door? Uh aha. Oh,
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hello. That's not a good angle. [ __ ] you and your good angle.
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Work it. Work it. Work it. Different angle. All right, fine. Then I'll [ __ ]
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climb, Indie. Is that what you want to hear? I don't know if you're supposed to climb. Maybe I need to. I need a better angle.
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I need a better angle. These angles all suck.
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Hello, pretty kitty. Bad angle. [ __ ] you and your bad angles.
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I'm more of a [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.
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[ __ ] you very very much.
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I assume he would tell you like perfect time to move on to the next one. A
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better angle. A bad angle.
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Got to get a better view. Oh, for the love of God. That's one inscription.
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There we go. Next time on Couch Combs, I'll find the other inscriptions much faster.
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Mhm. I mean, you do know what you're looking for now, so that helps. Yeah. Looking for weird little things that look stupid.
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So, okay. So, what you're going to do, PJs, you're going to go to uh you're going to you're going to get up from your desk. Yeah.
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Okay. And you're going to go to the bathroom. Mhm. And above the sink, you'll find the next
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thing that looks stupid. This is the time where I tell you where
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above my sink, I don't have a mirror.