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I forgot the I forgot that the title the the title screen music for this game is very title screen music for this game.
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Mhm. Yeah. [Music]
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Are we doing the save slot number four? Yeah. So I remember which one's us. I
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haven't I haven't played this game in many moons, so I have to remember. And it's the So if I use the fourth one,
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it's like that's definitely ours. H yeah,
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save slot number four all the way. Most like a bra man always using save slot number three.
0:38
What? Yeah, Rainor Vegas Jr. formerly from Achievement Hunter. Um like any game
0:46
that gives him the option, it's always without fail save slot number three.
0:55
[Music] Baby the couch comes. All right. Hollow night. Oh, slide. Oh,
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why would I Why would I slide that? It's perfect where it is. Okay. Brightness perfect where it is.
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Mhm. Yeah. It's funny. I had a friend that just criticized me with with uh I'm
1:17
going to date the video, but I might have you uh upload this sooner so I can get it up relatively quickly. Um, just
1:24
because of, you know, the sequel coming out in two days at the time of recording this.
1:29
Wow. Dated the video. Video's dated. This video is in a relationship cuz this shit's dated now. Look what you did.
1:37
Not sorry. Sorry. Not sorry.
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Yeah, I got this game like kind of when it came out and I never finished it. So,
1:50
what better time than right now specifically? Yeah, I had a co-worker in our in our
1:56
company chat that said, "Hey guys, I'm feeling like I'm going to be sick on on
2:03
Thursday and then posted a picture of the store page of Silkong."
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That's how they get him. It's like uh isn't that like a thing?
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Wasn't there like a quote unquote like day that was considered like uh national
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sick day because everyone just called out sick when like a big thing dropped?
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I thought it was it was a video game. I'm pretty sure it was like Halo 1 or Halo 2 or
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something. I I don't know. I forget. Although I did hear that a bunch of games delayed their
2:41
release. Yeah. like seven years because of Silkong just because of Silk Song and they
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didn't want to be overshadowed by it. Remember one uh I'm probably not going to have the name of the game on the top
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of my head, but uh one game did it creatively where it's like, "Hey, we're delaying the release and it was like the
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picture of like the guy who like spilled his food on the floor and the shadow was Hornet from Silkong."
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I did not see that one, but I did see one that was I think it
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was an expansion of of Final Fantasy 14 online that was like we're going to delay the
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expansion because of one word, Elder Ring. Well, two words.
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[Applause]
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Um, so with this early access start date, um, we actually wanted to start it
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a week earlier. Ring DLC.
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[Applause]
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We figured everybody would be interested in playing the Elder Ring DLC.
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I'll give you one week. Do you do you consider fast food one
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word or two? I'd say two.
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Here belongs. I ain't reading that. Get that. Press B to heal. Thank you. I should have read that.
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Nice. Is it just me or is this game quiet?
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I was just thinking that cuz I just increased the volume to 200% on my side.
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I can't there's no button to there's no button to change settings.
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So, sorry editing Jordan. You have to make sure it's a little bit louder, I guess. As long as they're on separate tracks.
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Yeah, you know how I do. Mhm. Well, there's been a couple of times where you the audio.
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Y'all make mistakes in the heat of passion. Jimbo, can I kill that? No.
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Can I kill that? The age-old question. Whoa.
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Too bad you have little legs. I do. I do have little legs.
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Is this Is this what it's like getting to work for you? Yes. It looks exactly like this.
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Being is aware. Bear witness. Bear witness. That's a That's a That's a Elden Ring joke. You wouldn't know cuz
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you didn't play that game. But that's an Elder Ring joke. I played a little bit. Yeah. Then then who said that?
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Uh, good question. Okay. I haven't gotten that point.
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All right. No fall damage. Good to know. Yo, I can cut the grass. It's just like
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real life. Dirt mouth.
5:57
Hey, that guy looks so happy. You should rest. Oh,
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it's down on D-pad.
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Welcome to the resting episode. You just knew that for the whole episode. Sounds a good April Fool's episode. All
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your mapping supplies will be open soon. Nice. We got map shops, [Music]
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man. I do not remember this game having such a cold open at the start.
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Stone door. Okay, fine. I'll go the intended route, I guess. I don't remember this game much
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cuz I played it in like high school and never finished it. I'm like, "Wow, this game's really good. I should come back to it." And then I didn't.
6:43
Well, now we get to do it with couch goblins. Yeah,
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we should do it where you play Hollow Night and I play Silk Song, man. One's going to be like 10 episodes.
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The other's going to be like 300 episodes. Shut the [ __ ] up.
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I may be bad at games. There is no but to that. That is just the end of the sentence.
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Exactly. Yes. Yes. There is no there is no but or second
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part of said uh
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said statement. Also uh recording Jordan. If you're wondering uh why I'm offline on Discord
7:28
is because I have some friends that are big fanboys of this game. Uh so I'm
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appearing offline so they don't spam my Discord with messages as I play this game.
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To be honest, I didn't even realize you were appearing as offline. I see you as offline now. I had you full screen. So,
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you know what? I should probably do pop out instead.
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I usually I usually do pop out so I can browse Discord if uh you die a lot like
7:59
the final boss fight of Indiana Jones. when you just get bored of watching me.
8:06
Don't lie and and and pretend you don't do the same thing when I when you get bored with me playing.
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It depends. All right. I guess if my deaths are silly enough.
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Who is messaging me? Bet it's me. in the future.
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I learned how to I'm going to I got to tell you what I'm about to edit the first episode of this and you're going to you're going to just
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message megraphy. Man, this guy map. I would love map. Map. Good. Hold LB to view map. I got
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map. I didn't understand the words you said, man. Thank you for the map.
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Take a map. map, please. Map a map. I I am not looking forward to playing
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that on stream. It's not even a scary game. I feel like if you get scared of it, you're a baby.
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It's not that scary until you get I'm not sure if it's technically like the DLC or just like the true ending where
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like you go underneath to like like the the premises you are like regular Freddy
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Fazbear's was built was like um god damn it the
9:22
anyone who's not like a huge fan of FNAF trying to explain FNAF you like building
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of like 1987 it's like it's like they put It's like they built the story I think is they put
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the the new building on top of the fin like the pizzeria from the first game or
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whatever or like a previous game or something. I don't know.
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Oh, bugs. Ow. [ __ ] I mean, heck. No, we can we
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can swear here. It's been 9 minutes. I'm allowed to say [ __ ] Just not just not too quickly. I've just been trying to
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curse less IRL. That's why that's why immediate I was like, "Oh, wait." I am I try to do the same thing. Um it's
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it's difficult though when when you're to when you're to the point where, you know, you you grow up with, you know,
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couple of people that were in the military and things like that. It's like that just becomes
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um like like or um it's like um you know that [ __ ] thing or
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Yeah. kind of thing. It's It's just that I feel like I feel like the the curse words str like stand taller if you use
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them less. So, I don't want it to be like a like or an um I want it to stand out whenever I
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swear. I I like that. I like that. I I agree with that.
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All right. I'm bet I'm doing this in like the worst way possible. And like a really big Hollow Night fan's like, "You're going the wrong way.
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We should uh bring one of our mutual friends in on this.
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Is that mutual friend Kyle specifically? Yep. I assumed it was Kyle.
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I think I think he and another Tavern Heroes cast member like the biggest fans
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that I know of the franchise.
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I just like the the charact the character design. Yeah, it's a it's a interesting concept
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and things like that. And you know, the names of the towns and like some of the
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songs are the most appetizing things you can ever think of like dirt mouth.
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It was that was a word I wasn't expecting you to use for that. Appetizing. Oh, that's the name. That's the Oh,
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advertising. Um my my brother has the um
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sheet music for the game. He plays piano and he will he will tell me the names of
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some of the he told me like before I moved out the names of some of the some of the songs and it's like what?
12:08
Excuse me. And then he's like well they're bugs. It's like, oh, I guess that makes Yeah, I'm playing a bug.
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Forgot what kind of bug I am. I think I'm just like a beetle,
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I think. I don't know. I didn't read I I didn't read the book. Door was open slot.
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I don't think there's a book for this game. You don't know. The lore
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the lore. I know. Like the orange stuff is like a
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sickness or something maybe. I don't know. Didn't read the book as already mentioned.
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Notebooks were made in the making of this video.
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Auto That's like an autocomplete on YouTube. It isn't a specific bug species.
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I don't like the way that's said, but okay. Hi.
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But a void infused vessel. Okay.
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A genderless hollow being meant to contain the infection. While the knight has features reminiscent of a beetle or
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moth. I'm just a soulless husk.
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Yes. Okay, according to Google, I love how
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according to Google, there's a uh RTX on versus off meme for
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this where it's just just a picture of the character in Hollow Knight and just
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a beetle or a wasp or just a real wasp or whatever. It's like, oh my god, I
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love that so much. Oh lord.
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Where's the other thing? Was it in this direction? There was like an important looking thing that I walked in and was like and
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then walked out. It's like in the sake of ex exploration and being a quote pro gamer.
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Yeah. You were like, I'll come back to that later. Well, it's just like this turn it looks like a boss fight, but this thing didn't attack
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me. So, I would feel bad if I went like this. Now it is a boss fight.
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Okay, it's doing something. Why does it sound like Why does it sound like a Wish.com Mission Impossible theme?
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[Music] Okay. Doesn't it
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not have like a dash? I don't have a dash. I guess I'm not supposed to because this would be really easy if I
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did. Oh, it's already dead. Yay.
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You killed me.
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[Music] Oh, okay.
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Oh, lovely. Phase two. Just a bunch bunch of bugs.
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You know what? I kind of saw that coming when the name of the boss fight can basically contain or the title of the boss fight was basically mother. So,
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I'm not sure if that's like a boss title or like the part of the game with the boss or whatever.
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What? There's no double jump. Probably just not yet. I also love the the memes of
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um how the sequel is only like $19 and it's like people are calling it a giant
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middle finger to, you know, other modern games. Oh.
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Oh, it made a funny noise. Little village. Strange dream. I don't want to read.
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Sly. Hi, Sly. He's kind of cute. One of those things where with the other
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game we're playing, having to read all the words, you know, it's like very timeconuming. I don't want to read the
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words. But I feel like again, the one Hollow Night fan.
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Too bad I'm not reading them. Yeah, too bad I'm not reading them. I forget where that's from. It's a I
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forget what where that came from and where that orig I'm sorry.
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Duke Nukem. That sounds like a Duke Nukem line.
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That's a lot of words. It's It's like Doom if it was like uh the right amount of edgy and humorous.
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Instead of like fighting demons, you're like fighting demons but like without power armor.
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Pretty much like the same game a Mhm. Caterpillar.
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It's so weird how I remember being so into this game, but I'm I feel like I'm experiencing it for the first time right now cuz I have no idea where I'm at or
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where I'm going. I feel completely lost.
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It's like that feeling that people I knew it. It's just because I can like hear like
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Duke Nukem specifically saying it. Like that's a lot of words.
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Good thing I'm not reading them. The know your meme page for it has it
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has a like a mini comic of it. Um, and if editing Jordan remembers, uh, I'm sure editing Jordan will kind of try to
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try to put it in, but it's, uh, a fence that says minefield, stay out, danger in
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like one of the skull and crossbones and has Duke No. Wow, that's a lot of words.
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Too bad I'm not reading them. And he's doing like the second frame of the Drake meme in that
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as the pose.
18:01
Let me get my juice back. I got my juice for heels. Oh, what? I got to get my juice.
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My white juice in the top left. You see the juice? Oh my god, I hate you so much.
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What? It's the juice.
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I need my white stuff. I think that's the worst. I I need my my
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healing goo. I think that is somehow a little bit better, but still really bad.
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I need my viscous white healing material. No,
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it's obviously like viscous and liquid because like it like whenever it's not full, it's like wobbly.
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What do you mean? It's not that wobbly. No, but it's full. See, I'm going to use it now. Now it's wobbly. It's viscous.
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It's like milk would viscous would be more of like a a milkshake. It'd be less
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flowy. No, a milk flows like that. If you were in a bathtub full of milk, it' flow like
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that. Once you But that doesn't mean it's viscous.
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Yes, it does. It's viscous. Oh my Jordan, put the definition of viscous on the screen right now.
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Jordan, and when I'm right, uh, slap yourself in the face and eat a cookie, but remember not to be wrong. You know
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what? Fine. I'm We're settling this here and now. If you just want a cookie now, you can
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just have it. You're recording, Jordan. You can do whatever you Oh, yeah. I have a map. I'm [ __ ] stupid.
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Having a sticky consistency between a solid and a liquid.
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Yeah, that looks thick and sticky. So, the the the
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gives is lava. It is not a I assure you lava is not sticky. I don't
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think lava would be considered sticky. You should find out.
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It does not flow easily due to high internal friction. Oh, [ __ ] Think of something like honey or syrup.
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I made a friend. Oh, he's gone. My friend left me. Uh, I like how you're ignoring me.
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I was saving a guy. Where do I go? Oh, I don't know where I am on the
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I think I'm in that bottom left room because it ends here. Yeah.
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Okay. Now there's this room maybe. Now
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using my juice. Certain temperatures and certain factors
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do cause milk to be viscous. So milk can be viscous.
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So I was right. We were both right. So I specifically was also right.
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So does that does that mean that uh you have to smack yourself and No. I said if I was right, you have to
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smack yourself and then eat a cookie. Yeah, but we were both right. So, yeah, but Yeah, but I but you didn't
21:16
make any rules for when you were right. I did. So, it's on you. You should have should have made rules for when
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Okay, editing Jordan. Um, cut out the video and make a cut out the whole video. Actually, the
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whole thing, thanks for watching the series. Um,
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Jordan, cut all ties. You're resting. Can I do anything while I rest? I just sit. This is the end of
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couch goblins. Um, so lost.
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World's pretty beautiful though. Like look at those waterfalls. I'd build a I built a Minecraft house there.
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That That guy looks so derpy in the background. Just [Music]
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I can look up and down. Oh man, I got my socks wet. Oh god.
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Yo, I stood in the viscous puddle and it gave me more fluid. This is a puddle of give fluid.
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Give white goo. I despise you. Give white goo puddle. My favorite kind of puddle
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so much. I What did I do specifically? So much. I need to know what I did specifically.
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Actually, like all of your phrasing. Yeah.
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You're just mad cuz I'm right and you have to slap yourself. I need a cookie. By the way, I would like to let you know
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that I've officially changed my follower alert sound. Where's it changed to
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saying viscousy? That is my follower alert now.
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It's a good one. I don't have a follower alert. I should maybe get one.
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Yeah, there's some like larger streamers that have it just be like a text pop, but they don't have any sound effect associated with it.
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Um, now what what I do is I read the name and if I deem it funny enough, I thank them for the follow.
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[Laughter] I mean, I guess
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I think you have like a follower account that would justify not reading every single follow.
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Yeah, it's normally because follows happen like mid-con conversation, so I don't want to stop conversation, lose my train of thought, and then
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Exactly. I am I'm horrible at losing my train of thought when thanking followers and things like that.
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Um, y dang. Especially if like a name is very funny. Like there was one where I I had to
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pause my game. I spent like five minutes laughing at somebody's username cuz it was so funny.
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I've already been here, haven't I?
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Well, maybe I haven't. [Music]
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I've been up there before. No, I've been here. Damn it. I meant up. There was a um
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Yeah, I think that just leads back to somewhere I've already been cuz this is where this guy was. Mhm.
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Like the one all the way up. Yeah, up there. This just led back to up here. here. And
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I've already cleared this area, I thought, cuz this was like let like the thing to the right here leaves like oh
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like open slot and then nothing happens.
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Oh, there's more. Can't do anything, but there's more.
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Call in the next five minutes. You will die to a boss you're not ready for.
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Guess I guess maybe I go up perhaps.
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I just don't know where I am on the map is the thing. Maybe I'm Yeah, I don't know where I'm at. Which is like
25:05
part of the problem. I'm just trying to navigate. Yeah, that's
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that's one thing that kind of annoyed me a little bit when when playing this game for the first time was it's like, okay,
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I've done some of this fighting. Like where the hell do where where am I supposed to go?
25:27
Maybe once he talk to the map maker, he'll give you a map that has a marker on it of where you are.
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Maybe I have money. At least
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I've got money. All I got to do now is [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz I got money. That's what all the rappers tell me to do.
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They're all my idols. I must follow the route. Exactly. I I don't do rap. I hate rap.
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What's wrong with rap? No, I just It's not I'm not
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It's just I I don't I like melodic and
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and rap isn't melodic, if that makes sense. Most rap isn't melodic. It's
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I feel like I feel like it can be. I feel like you just listen. It can be, but at the same time, it's
26:18
like, ooh, this is new. Dark room. It's dark room is what it is.
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It'd be a very [ __ ] move to have like an enemy or a death trap in a room where
26:31
you can't see more than like a hand in front of you.
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That was a good room. AR in front of you. Yeah, good room. 10 out of 10. Good room. Again,
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don't know where I'm at. Maybe this way. I don't think I went through this way
26:53
either. Okay. All right.
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Okay. Just sitting there like, "Oh yeah, this is awesome. This is awesome. This is nothing can go wrong here." and just
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absolutely get destroyed. He was doing two two HPs worth.
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I was like too much. Can't take that. Oh, maybe I can get him here.
27:28
And probably he probably healed while you were off screen. No.
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Oh, he broke that was that was intentional. I was supposed to know about that. Yeah. Uhhuh.
27:44
Perfect. I like how they thought about that like people cheesing that where he gives they
27:49
give him an attack that counteracts you cheesing that.
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Seems like they wanted me to go here because secret room though. Secret tunnel.
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Oh, there's a secret tunnel. I don't think I can go through there. Secret tunnel. [Music]
28:06
Spike. Secret tunnel. I had I had some people that made fun of
28:12
me. I watched that for the first time like two years ago. I've never watched an episode until then. Good show. Really
28:19
enjoyed it. I kind of am disappointed that I missed out on something that was a part of so
28:26
many people's childhood. It's like the the kids who missed out on Spongebob.
28:34
Uh-oh. I have no idea who you're talking about, PJ. It couldn't be me.
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Ah, [ __ ] You jumped into the attack. I didn't think he'd do a swing.
28:50
It's funny. Uh, speaking of of Kyle, he went through and tried to teach me how
28:56
to bypass a boss in in uh Dark Souls. And
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it's like he get he finishes explaining it and it's like he's like, "You're not going to remember this, are you?" Like
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probably not. Kill him. Oh, he's got a face.
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It's like that one dog from Undertale.
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Like that one dog dog fight. Okay. In towards the beginning of balls.
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Ah, balls.
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Okay. What? What am I supposed to do?
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Cry. Crowley. Okay.
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You're You're in danger. Oh, I'm in exactly where I want to be.
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Uh-huh. And how does that make you feel? Happy. Welcome to our Hollow Knight uh one hit
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run. One hit no death run. Aha.
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And in classic video game fashion, there's going to be one more phase.
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Oh yeah. Oh my. Use that second heal. There we go.
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I jumped. I jumped way too early. I flinched, but I should have scared.
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Hya. Hya. I thought you were doing the other one.
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I got to heal. No. Perfect. A life for a life.
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[Music] Oh. Oh,
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sorry, sir. Sound effect. Oh my.
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Me after Taco Bell. Oh my god.
31:12
City crest. What's a city crest? Now you take his ar you take his armor
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now and you are the most badass [ __ ] around. N that armor is for lame people.
31:24
Ah. Oh, holy money, Batman. I say holy money. It's like 200 maybe.
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Hey. Hey, that's like $200, though. You're not going nowhere.
31:38
Okay. Well, now I feel bad. Okay, you scurry off.
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You wh the most important thing of the game that you needed to get.
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I can't get to the other side. Life not fair.
31:58
What else isn't fair? I don't know. Well,
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neither do I. I was legitimately asking. Think that the next thing that's not fair is that it's next time on Couch
32:09
Goblins. But I was about to make that joke, but you have the stopwatch. I was like, you know what's not fair? The fact that it's next
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time on Couch Goblins. The fact that it's next time on Couch Goblins. That's what's not fair. I can assure you.
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Yeah. What a world. Oh my god. What? What a world we live in.
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What a world where it's next time on couch goblins for this world. It is. But not for much longer because
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it'll soon be time for the next episode. At least for recording. Who knows when
32:41
the episodes are going to come out in relation to each other. That's what we mean when we say next time on Couch Goblins, dumbass.
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