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I have a sound in one of the servers
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that I'm in called just called shiny
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butt.
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Give me that shiny butt.
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Welcome to cat.
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Well, the good news is uh first of all,
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you just share your screen if
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Oh, you're right. Listen, listen,
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listen. It's been not long enough. I
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mean, it's been too It's been a time.
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Whoa.
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Well, had to look.
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Uh, it looks like a man in a hat.
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That's what it looks like.
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The man in the hat's uh I'm pretty sure
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that's uh that's Luke Skywalker.
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Oh, okay. Okay, makes sense.
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What of the cursed
0:53
superstition?
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Yo, this guy's got a cool hat. Like this
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guy.
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Steal it.
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No, I can't steal it. I'm Indiana Jones.
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They only steal old things. That hat's
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too fresh and new. I got hair on my
1:06
knuckles. Look at that. You see that?
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I got hair on the knuckles. This game's
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awesome.
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So, how long do you think it's going to
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find a glitch? Because this is a
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Bethesda game after all.
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Oh, but I think it's a Bethesda game,
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not made by Bethesda. I'm pretty sure
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it's just published by Bethesda.
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Therefore, no glitches.
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Oh, you're I think you're right.
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I like this guy. This guy's a vibe.
1:31
You guys walk too slow.
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Do this.
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I like how there's a convenient path in
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a forest that people aren't in too
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frequently.
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That's nature, dude. That's how nature
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works.
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I mean, that I guess that's fair.
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The floor. You got the roots.
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Forest.
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Um,
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we're not going this way. I was just
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testing them to see if they knew where
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they were going. Actually going this
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way.
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Yeah,
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I I see. I see. Um
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this is the secret fun shortcut, but
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they went the long way, which is fine.
2:07
I wonder where you're supposed to go.
2:08
What?
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Could could be anywhere.
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Totally not a loading screen.
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It's almost like a
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Whoa.
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Oh, there goes your cool hat.
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And he's gone.
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Going this way.
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I love the uh the looks between the two
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of them. So,
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don't like builders.
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Relax. Relax. It's a me, Luke Skywalker.
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In reality, I forget who uh
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was it one of the usual voice actors. I
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forget
3:08
for what? Who played Indie in this?
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Yeah, I forget.
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He was at the Game Awards cuz he did
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such a good job. I guess
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I think it might have been Troy Baker.
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Uh
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maybe. H it was a guy uh who wore pants
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and then
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uh Harrison Ford showed up and then I
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didn't really watch I would forgot who
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it was just because Harrison Ford was
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there
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in person too. I never thought he'd come
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in person.
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Hey, I was right.
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It's Troy Baker.
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It is Troy Baker who plays um
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he's in a lot of [ __ ] Um he was in um
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actually the most game the biggest game
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that I know him from would be the
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Uncharted franchise. Uh the last two
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games
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uh no na um Nolan North played Nathan
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Drake. However, um Nathan Drake's
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brother is um Troy Baker in the third
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and fourth game.
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The vitas are near.
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Poison is still fresh. 3 days. They're
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following us.
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The poison is still fresh. Why would you
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lick it?
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The poison's still fresh. It tastes so
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good.
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Why are you Why? That's why he dropped
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it, man.
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Hey, this looks like it might have
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poison it. Let me taste it. Delicious.
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Falls over dead. falls over dead.
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All right. No, we're good. All right. I
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didn't think it was at 90, but it's If
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it's a 90, we're good. I'm an FOV
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maniac. It needs to be at 90 or else I
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can't play the video game.
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Interesting. And how's that make you
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feel?
4:58
You about to play a soundboard?
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Is you ready yourself up for a
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soundboard? Depending on what
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No, I don't. I'm I don't I don't have a
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Discord soundboard up. I I have the game
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full screen and definitely not Discord
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on my other monitor.
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Definitely not hovering over a
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soundboard.
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Oh, abs. I I uh I actually don't have
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the uh soundboard pulled up quite yet,
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but soon.
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Want to spend the night in the jungle?
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Yes, you do.
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Hang on one second.
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Hang on. I feel I feel it. There we go.
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Get that out of here.
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Much better.
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I feel it.
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I can feel it.
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Oh my god.
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This is the jungle telling us to turn
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back.
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Go on, Senor.
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All right. Just making sure. Sorry.
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Satipa will help me.
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I always do that when I play a game for
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the first time. I have to
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Oh.
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It's too heavy.
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One,
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two.
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[Music]
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Three. Well, boys, that's enough work
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here today. Let's get out of here.
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No, no, no. There's a convenient jump
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cut and 100.
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Inky, my fellow dude.
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[Music]
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Yo, take that stick. South America 1936.
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[Music]
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Oh, he's just going to start pissing in
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the water.
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What is wrong with you?
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Oh, it's an Indiana Jones moment.
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When does Indiana Jones piss in a in a
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reverber?
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When does he not? Let's be honest.
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Remember the time
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Jamie, can you pull it up? Jamie, can
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you pull up the the clip of uh them
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pissing in the water?
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Who the [ __ ] is Jamie?
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Do you ever you know that meme?
7:16
On that one podcast, they're always
7:17
like, "Jamie, pull it up."
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I'm not familiar with that.
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Yeah, I forget which one it is cuz I I
7:24
just make the joke at this point without
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knowing the reference.
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It's like a very popular podcast. It's
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always they'll bring up something. He's
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like, "Jamie, you pull it up."
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[Music]
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Yo, can I get that gun?
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Yo, can I get that gun, though? Okay, I
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guess I won't get that gun. I saw it
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fall in the water. It's here.
7:52
Conveniently, the gun despawned.
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The gun clipped through the rocks
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because it's a Bethesda game. Yo, look
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at the water though. That's some good
8:01
water physics.
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Oh. Oh, look at that.
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Oh, now the pants are all wet.
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Big fish.
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Hate that.
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Jeez.
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My friend said he couldn't play games
8:20
today. He had to go make take care of
8:21
his wife.
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It's a family guy joke. It's fine. as a
8:28
family guy. Remember family guy? It's
8:30
like that.
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This is it. This is where forest all
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friend of yours
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bag of sand.
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He was good.
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Have a bag of sand.
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Nobody has come out of there alive.
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Please,
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wimp.
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Yes. Let's leave the other bag full of
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supplies behind.
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We don't need it.
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I don't know. Mr. guy with torch. How
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about you go first?
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Um,
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hey PJ.
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Yeah.
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Do you like spiders?
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Love spiders. They're so cool.
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You like jazz.
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You like jazz.
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I like arachnids or whatever they're
9:19
called. Arachnids.
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I hate arachnids. I hate spiders.
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I don't want to touch it.
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That's what the whip's for.
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[Music]
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There we go. And 100.
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I was taking a drink, but I was just
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about to say the same thing.
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And 100.
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[Music]
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Oh, hi
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It's the same way as in the uh movie.
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[Music]
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Oh. Ah. Ah. There we go.
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I don't do spiders.
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I don't do much of anything.
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Stop.
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Uhhuh.
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It's not an animal person.
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Stay out of the light.
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Don't like dogs. Don't like cats. You
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know what I mean?
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Well, it's not not I don't want I just
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don't want the responsibility.
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Mhm.
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Hey. Hey.
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And 100.
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And 100. Hey, over here. Over here.
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It's so nice of you.
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Hey.
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Well, I think the waving bit is going to
10:49
be the introduction to this episode.
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waving at the audience. How nice of you.
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Far,
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dude. I love the facial animation. So
10:58
far, this game this game looks pretty
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good.
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It works.
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It looks like it's real Indiana Jones
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movie.
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It's amazing.
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Guess we'll find out.
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One. Okay, I'm done. It lets me do it
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with everything. It's so It's like It
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knows it's going to happen.
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No, you don't have the torch anymore.
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What the Oh,
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I was waiting for that.
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Although I was waiting
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I was going I was waiting for you to
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just just book it through.
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I was just waiting for you to book it
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right through those and die.
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My penis. My penis. No, sir. Give it
11:43
back. Give it back.
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We're hugging.
11:47
Have that in the episode.
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What's wrong with it? What?
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Are we far enough in the episode for
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that kind of
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Yeah, it's 11 minutes. What are you
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talking about?
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As long as you don't say [ __ ]
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specifically in the first 15 seconds,
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it's fine. What are you talking about?
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Is it only only the
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I think it's like the first I think it's
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the only [ __ ] specifically.
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Everything else is fine. However, uh you
12:14
you can't say the [ __ ] word until far.
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Speak speaking of [ __ ]
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Um
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[Music]
12:25
if you could make a a movie PG-13, we
12:30
get one Fbomb in a PG-13 movie. If you
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could take any movie and trans PG-13
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movie, where would you put the f- word?
12:40
Uh, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, where
12:42
they actually should have put the f-
12:43
word, but they didn't for whatever
12:45
reason.
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Uhhuh.
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Have you ever seen Guardians of Galaxy
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2?
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Not the second one.
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Oh,
12:53
well then never mind cuz it's a it's a
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big part of the movie if you ever see
12:57
it.
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Um,
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that's it.
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Do you want to know my answer?
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No, I actually didn't. Yeah. Yeah.
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What's your movie? What's your movie?
13:07
Um, so
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the scene in The Lion King where Scar
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shoves uh Mufasa off of the cliff and to
13:17
get trampled
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uh as he's falling. [ __ ]
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No. Okay, fine.
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I think I got to get my bag of sand.
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Um, this that is that the torch that's
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just randomly sitting there.
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Got it.
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Do you remember what happens in the
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movie at this point?
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They die.
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I mean, almost
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got to get out of here.
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Give me the whip.
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Throw me the idol.
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No time to argue. Throw me the idol. I
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throw you the whip.
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It belongs in a museum. I
14:19
have no choice. Hurry.
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Oh no.
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Give me the whip.
14:24
I wonder if you wait there long enough
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if it will just keep going or or what.
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But
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Oh.
14:34
You know, I really hate
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what
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I don't know why, but I really do not
14:39
like the betrayal trope.
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Betrayal of what?
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The betrayal trope.
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So, it's like, "Hey, just for the hell
14:49
of it, to add conflict to this book,
14:51
movie, video game, whatever, I'm going
14:54
to make their character's best friend or
14:56
other side character uh betray you and
14:59
get help get you arrested or something."
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Yeah, but I feel like in this
15:03
specifically, it's not like they're
15:07
It's not like they were friends.
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I mean, in this case,
15:10
they just agreed to work with each
15:11
other, but whoever gets the idol gets
15:13
all the money. So, it's like, why would
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you
15:17
They're treasure hunters for different
15:18
reasons, too.
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American
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I knew 10 years ago. I learned to hate
15:25
you in the last 10 years.
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I got to get out of here.
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Damn it. Don't you leave me down here
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for my
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golden idol.
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Oh, I forget. I forgot that it was a
15:39
dream that he was having.
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Oh, man. Good thing that never happened.
15:45
Really?
15:48
What's that exact
15:54
Brody? Damn. Imagine being named Brody.
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That sucks.
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Shout out to all the people named Brody.
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[Music]
16:15
I got to get back to Tatooine.
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I always kind of forget that his name's
16:26
Indiana.
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Mhm.
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Just kind of don't think about it.
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It was a dark and stormy night
16:42
and I realized that somebody broke into
16:44
a school of all places
16:47
tonight.
16:48
Someone's getting expelled. Sounds like
16:50
someone's posting cringe.
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Oh man,
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it's easier. There we go.
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Shortcut.
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Hey, hey, hey.
17:12
I'm a
17:13
I'm a talking door. Hey,
17:16
you should leave and return what you're
17:18
wanting to steal.
17:19
Return the slab.
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And speak English. Damn it.
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Latin.
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Or if you're not going to speak if
17:32
you're not going to speak English, at
17:33
least speak uh, you know, understandable
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Latin, not unintelligible. Jeez.
17:40
At least at least speak intelligible
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Latin. Come on.
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You can't sleep.
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Oh, hi.
17:49
What's up, short stuff? How you doing?
17:52
I'm doing well. How are you doing?
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[Music]
17:58
He's a big boy.
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Yeah, man. What' you think was going to
18:03
happen with that?
18:05
[Music]
18:07
My glasses. I I can't see without my
18:09
glasses.
18:10
Yeah, you beat me to it again. Damn it.
18:15
What are you up to, pal?
18:18
Punch, punch, punch. I'm dead.
18:22
I'm dead.
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Oh man. Oh jeez. Oh man. Oh. Oh
18:34
goodness. I got to get out of here.
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Oh, he's come. He's arriving.
18:45
I I love the uh
18:50
the uh change in how and how you phrased
18:54
that. He's he's arriving.
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He's he's arriving.
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Have you been made fun of about uh about
19:03
I was saying coming
19:04
about coming? Yeah.
19:06
No, I I just like saying it in different
19:08
methods.
19:10
Okay.
19:11
We're this far in and we're just now
19:13
getting a title screen.
19:18
I mean, I will say I think the game that
19:19
is worse with that is Assassin's Creed
19:22
Odyssey.
19:25
I hate to be the guy to bring it up, but
19:27
uh there's this game I don't know if
19:28
you've ever heard of it. It's called
19:29
Cyberpunk 2077.
19:32
Takes like a It takes like a solid like
19:34
3 to four hours to get the the title
19:36
card.
19:37
Really giant. You you like never played
19:40
it before, right?
19:42
I own it and I haven't had a chance to
19:43
really play much of it.
19:44
So, basically after what with what they
19:46
call act one is you get the title card.
19:49
Mhm.
19:50
Yeah.
19:52
I will say um
19:54
for Assassin's Creed Odyssey, you have
19:56
to go through the whole first island as
20:00
like the prologue. Um, and your
20:04
character has to whether you choose uh
20:08
which character you have to figure out
20:09
uh
20:10
need to find out
20:10
you have to like figure out what you
20:12
want to do and and leave the island and
20:14
that's the next one.
20:16
So it's it could be a couple hours
20:18
depending on how much you want to do on
20:19
your first
20:21
like skip most of the like side quests
20:24
you could do on that island which sucks
20:25
to find out that later on the island
20:27
gets like infected or some [ __ ] but that
20:29
might have just been one of my shitty
20:30
decisions. ancient Egyptian.
20:32
I do know that
20:34
you go back quite frequently and I don't
20:36
think it's that island that gets
20:37
infected. I don't think
20:39
I think I made a wrong decision. It was
20:40
like you can either kill the lady or you
20:42
can either kill the girl.
20:44
No, this isn't
20:45
or you cannot kill the girl and I
20:47
decided not to. But then the the town
20:49
got infected or something.
20:51
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're
20:52
Yeah, I just always killed the girl.
20:54
That's what I'm waiting for.
20:56
I just always did that. No, the display
20:58
has a Syrian flag.
21:00
This thing isn't from Syria.
21:01
No, this thing's from here.
21:02
Quite right, Indiana.
21:03
No, I something else of a rock.
21:07
No, the display has a Syrian flag.
21:09
Are you just a randomly throw things in
21:11
praying?
21:12
I know exactly which goes where.
21:13
Look at this.
21:14
Yuritetic letters.
21:16
You get it? I must be from
21:19
mask. Brody,
21:21
is that solid gold?
21:28
You need one more. What the heck?
21:31
No, you don't. You're trying to figure
21:33
out which one's missing. You don't have
21:34
it right.
21:35
No, that's correct.
21:38
Well, this doesn't go there. So, that
21:39
means this goes here.
21:40
Duck one here. Right, Marcus?
21:43
Quite right.
21:44
Quite right, Indiana.
21:45
Quite right. Quite right. Quite right.
21:47
No, this isn't right.
21:49
Yeah, it's not right.
21:51
No,
21:52
that's for ancient Egypt. I think that's
21:54
thing is an Egyptian.
21:56
The statue is from Egypt. So
22:00
not not there.
22:02
That statue goes in the Egyptian
22:04
section.
22:05
Looks right, Indie.
22:07
Yeah, it looks right. See, he says means
22:10
it's all right. There we go. See, first
22:12
try.
22:13
I mean, if you
22:14
Ah, well done, Indiana.
22:17
How would you count that as first try?
22:18
like uh
22:20
like every time you put something down
22:22
like
22:22
I didn't understand what it was at
22:24
first. I was like, "Oh, I just got to
22:25
put everything back." Because it's like,
22:26
"Oh, I'm Indiana Jones. My museum." Uh,
22:28
what was that? Seaware expedition.
22:31
Cat mommy Marcus.
22:32
Cat. Mommy Marcus.
22:35
[Music]
22:36
Why?
22:38
Probably for some Latin cuisine he's
22:40
making.
22:42
Latin mummies. Yeah. The exhibit wasn't
22:46
completed after struggling
22:48
to their identity.
22:49
Yeah. What you say to me? Let's keep
22:52
looking.
22:52
Achievement unlocked. Was struggling.
22:55
What do you say to me?
22:57
What do you say to me? Where we going?
22:58
Let's get out of here.
23:00
Whoa. Sorcery. You just disappeared.
23:02
What the [ __ ]
23:04
Escape fuzz. Game manual. Wow.
23:08
Wow. Wow.
23:09
That's a lot of words.
23:11
Good thing I'm reading them. Oh, good
23:13
thing I got my brush.
23:16
Have a brush.
23:16
Sorry for whoever has to clean up this
23:18
mess.
23:18
Oh, it's going to be it's going to be
23:20
you, Brody.
23:20
I remember that sign the doctor.
23:22
Let me get these pigs in office.
23:24
Let's clean up my footsteps. I'm making
23:26
more footsteps to cover them faster.
23:30
Follow your nose. And by nose, I mean
23:32
follow the tracks that are in on the
23:34
floor.
23:36
That cult wreck. [ __ ] you. Your stamina
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is recover is uh depleted.
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Yo, Abraham took the [ __ ] you.
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Put them up. Put them
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my Here's my favorite bookshelf.
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Let me get this.
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They took the black entrance. And by
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black entrance, I mean the window.
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Okay, now this is actually impressive
24:00
with how heavy cuz
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looks like a pretty heavy bookshelf
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and a 100.
24:07
Okay, we need we need to stop that. By
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we, I mean I
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by we, I mean I.
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Oh, he lost his necklace.
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Don't uh don't mention it.
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Wonder what that necklace reminds me of
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from a distance.
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It was him needed it. Can tell
24:28
it looks like the It looks like from a
24:29
distance at least the Pirates of the
24:30
Caribbean uh
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skull necklace must have got caught when
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he left through the window.
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Bam. Actually, the more I look at it,
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you know what it looks like?
24:40
What
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looks like it looks like next time on
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Couch Clet. It's It's been It's been
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It's been attacked.
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Oh, how that
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I keep track of it, man.
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Do you know the bad thing about this
24:52
game?
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Is it going to be really long?
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It's It's going to be long, but it's
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also There's no manual save.
25:02
Oh, no.
25:04
So, you have to wait for the game to
25:06
save for these if we're going to be
25:08
ending for the day.
25:09
It's going to be like Tomb Raider, but
25:10
again,
25:13
except Hang on. Hang on. I'm really
25:16
smart. It's like Tomb Raider, but
25:18
instead of raiding Tombs,
25:22
I got nothing.
25:26
I'm not sure when the last time the game
25:27
saved, but we can switch. We can either
25:29
continue uh your endeavor with uh
25:32
Indiana Jones or I can move on to uh
25:35
Portal.
25:35
All right. I can eat a collector and
25:37
then see if it saves.
25:39
Okay.
25:41
I don't know what to save. Ah, did
25:42
Indiana Jones hat in the top right?
25:43
Boom. That's a saver.
25:45
The game automatically saves when the
25:47
Indiana Jones hat appears in the top
25:48
right hand corner.
25:49
You can tell, by the way. Oh, look at
25:51
that save screen,
#Humor