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Couch comes. All right, I am going to edit a lot of that out.
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It's going to start with the the the the standard introduction. We weren't talking about [ __ ]
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And let's not make any acknowledgement of the fact that there is a third individual on this cast. There's a third individual with the best
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mic and we should not make acknowledgements to it. Does my microphone actually sound that
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good? Yeah. Uh yeah, totally. It's It's one of the best microphones I've heard in the
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business, actually. Oh my gosh. Then Jordan, you can suck it. You said Razer sucks.
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Uh yeah. Yeah. Now you're over here saying I got the best. Sucker. Razer is amazing.
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Um not sponsored. Okay. Hey Kyle, have you ever heard of this wonderful thing called sarcasm?
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What's that? What's that about? What? You didn't actually think Razor sucked.
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I know. You sound pretty. Yeah, that's that's that's the that's not a real word. You made up that
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word for this conversation. Yeah, we have a third person in the
1:08
dictionary. I checked. I checked just now. It's not there. I just checked the dictionary and it's
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gone. [Music] Chomp chomp jump.
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If you look up If you look up the word shitty, you'll see a picture of Kyle's microphone.
1:27
What does the map say? I like what the map says. It says go this way. Oh, the music stopped. Okay.
1:35
Oh, great. Boss fight. Lovely. Yo, I hear you have a I hear you also have a video game.
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I was joking. But hey, hi. I wasn't paying close enough attention.
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Come no closer, Ghost. I've seen you creeping through the undergrowth, stalking me. This old kid, that is the reason why the main
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character is called ghost frequently. Oh, I can smell it in the air. I know what you are. I know what you're trying to do. I won't allow it. Uh
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chop. Oh, okay.
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Okay. This is nothing like what any of the other boss fights I have done so
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far. Oh, I'm good. Okay. Shut up.
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Have you played this game before? Uh, I have a save with about seven hours
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uh that I played when like the game came out and then I haven't finished this game before.
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Hornet is like very similar to like the first boss of a Souls game in that she
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is extraordinarily difficult on your first playthrough and then like every playthrough after that it's like, "Oh,
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she's actually a piece of cake. [Music]
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Kyle Kyle cut out on that. [Music] My basic microphone couldn't handle
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volume because of of Discord and the atrocious microphone. Oh, [ __ ]
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My apologies. Let me try it again. Um, [Laughter]
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no way that hits you, [ __ ] Let me out of the corner. I've been a good boy.
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[ __ ] shot this Shaw Shank Redemption. Never seen me neither.
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Oh my gosh. Have you Have you Kyle? Shaw Shank Redemption.
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I've not wait actually have I I've seen parts of it. Oh god. It's the I've only seen the the clip of
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discovering that he's that he's gone and the Family Guy parody of that scene.
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Uh Hornet, can I do this? What the heck? Oh, [ __ ] If you kill PJ, I'm going to boot up
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Silk Song just to die on purpose. She's Sean.
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Get wrecked. I was going to make a joke, but I can't because it's I can't say why I can't make it either. [ __ ] you.
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Okay, that guy hit her like 50 times.
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A I think that was a good first attempt. Silk. Maybe you have Silk Song.
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There's this boss in Silkong. I think Lace is her name. And she feels like the equivalent of Hornet in this game. And
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like I fought her and amazingly beat her on my first try.
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Barely. I think that was your first death. I haven't edited episode 2 yet, though, so I could be wrong.
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It feels like I hit her like 50 times and she still wasn't dead. And I'm like, "Bro, die. I've hit you 500 million
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times. Please die. So, did you hear what people's complaint
4:48
is about the silk song? Oh, yeah. It's too good. Well, that but the actual like critique
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against it is apparently the Chinese uh like localization.
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Um they chose like a very old dialect I guess of
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um a very old dialect of excuse me Chinese and apparently it's
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like very posh and like way too pompous and ridiculous.
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Oh. Oh well that doesn't matter to me. I'm in America.
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Exactly. Yeah. It's It's like, "Let me just enjoy the game. I only speak English."
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Mhm. I mean, my only critique of it so far is I feel like some of the areas aren't as interesting as those in this
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game in my humble opinion. But maybe the areas will get better. Maybe it'll be
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like, "Oh, the first five or so areas were boring, but then it gets amazing."
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Yep. But I feel like one of those games where it's like, "No, it gets good. It's It's like the the meme of the guys uh [ __ ] mining for
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diamonds. Hello again. The pro video of I I swear this
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character gets better. I'm going to pee and poop my pants.
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Shaw this [ __ ] Swear this character gets better. Our problem is it gets better. Me convincing someone watching my hero
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that Deku doesn't just cry throughout the entire series. No, he does. And I'm and I haven't
6:23
watched any of it, so I know that for a fact. I'm almost season 3. I don't think he's
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cried recently. I don't think I don't think he's cried recently. I don't He He does a lot of crying at the
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start. Let's just say this.
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I'm going heal here is a good spot. Oh, bad spot. I'm going heal here is a good spot.
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Damn it. [Music]
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Make it rain.
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Oh, that was much easier. I speed ran that. Dude, you you kicked butt that time.
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She ran away like a little [ __ ] Your sibling fell over. Take the moing cloak.
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Cloak. Dash forward. Hey, you can dash. Is it
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first movement ability? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. So you So
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seek to break the seals. This cannot be done undone. They must be undone.
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Done. It can't be undone. But please understand done.
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Return to your darkness. Allow us our peace. What is this? Law and order.
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Get speckled on. Ow, my eyes.
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So, I'm sorry. What is this? Law and Order. No, this is Hollow Night.
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Love it. Absolutely love it. I love I love the I know the some of the things that are in my soundboard. My
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favorite is Lizard. That is all. Hey, that's me.
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Lizzy, Lizzy, that is my follower alert on Twitch and
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I'm proud of it. It's happened once so far and I don't think anyone caught it cuz it's like it's quiet enough where
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it's like, is that what I heard? Let me refollow to find out
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me choosing my next D and D character. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Hello, sir. What's
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happening? Oh, you're a bad guy. Okay, my fault. You're a bad guy. My fault.
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I almost died to an enemy in Silkong because I thought he was an NPC. I got closer and then he just freaking decked
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me and I was like, "Bro, I thought you were an NPC. I thought you were cool. I thought you were a friend."
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Okay, PJ. What about this? Huzzah! You got this. Okay. Oh, boy. You predicted it.
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Oh, yeah. It turned into ghost now. I forgot. Map. I took a map. There was a chair
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there. There ain't no chair over there. There ain't no chair.
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There ain't no chair over there. Oh, movement. I love movement in video games.
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Huzzah. It is very satisfying getting more movement abilities in really any video game.
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Oh yeah, immediately first game that comes to mind is AI. Kingdom Hearts 2. Oh, okay.
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I I don't think I'm that far into Kingdom Hearts 2 to enjoy the movement.
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Yeah, unfortunately, you also have to kind of grind for it, but I don't think the grinding in that game is too awful bad.
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It's It's not horrible. Um I'm I'm enjoying it. I need to My my PS5 is in
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my room, and that means I It's not plugged into a TV. It's plugged into a monitor. Um
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so, it's like it's a very small screen for for what I'm what I'm doing.
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Oh, I got my socks wet. You guys made me ink.
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Look at me. I'm not the only one that thinks this looks like a penis, right? These look like penis rocks. Is that just me? Oh, don't I I think you and everyone
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else that I've seen play this for franchise. It's It's a penis like Especially Especially the shadows in the
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foreground. is that that's what it looks like more so than the ones that you can interact with. What's the lore?
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It's like watching the It's like watching What's the lore behind the dick rocks help?
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Just guys being dudes like moss bag is who you need to go to for that.
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PJ, you will need to delete or uh delete. You will need to delete system 32 to
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beat this game. The uh Hey, so I see this visual C++. Am I good to delete that?
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Yeah, totally. Am I nice?
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Aren't you like a drug addict? The best NPC drug addict is I thought he was like he was like I'm
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very sad or something when I talked to him. I'm not known for speaking the dialogue options. I just read it my is
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that Yeah. Uh Kyle, something you'll you'll you'll see is that um Oh, uh hey. In my
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defense, when we played of the other game, I got really I felt weird just having to read all the dialogue. So
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Oh yeah. Hey PJ, do you mean to not show yourself as offline because of the game?
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I already made that mistake. I'm already going to have to I'm going to get a talking to whenever I rejoin that voice
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chat. Oh, you've already been kind of had messages to you making fun of you for
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Hey, I should I should have warned you. just I look over and I see uh myself in
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a call, PJ streaming, Kyle in a call and it's like uh PJ didn't show himself as
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offline. That's not going to be good. Speaking of which, Kyle, how's your day going? Wonderful. How's yours?
12:18
Nice. I'm doing good. I ate a sandwich. I edited a lot. I have half of a sandwich to eat still.
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Nice. I went to work and then I came home and ate. Same. Uh to give Well, I took a nap in
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there somewhere. Um to give our amazing view between getting home and now
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Yeah. brief power nap. Um I'm a master at those. Oh, hi. um
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to to kind of um [Music] speaking of the the lots of editing
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recently, um I I finished editing the last episode of Alien Isolation a couple days ago and
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I'm 42 minutes of well 10 minutes of that is credits, but uh
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did you edit it? I I I did edit it. Okay. Ed didn't edit it.
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No, this time I edited it. Uh, we can't trust Ed. We can't trust Ed anymore.
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Edit it. Edit it. There there's there's a a skit that I
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need to send you apparently. PJ, it's a good one. That's it's one that
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the one that Kyle sent me. Kyle sent me two bangers of skits.
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Ouch. I wanted to land in a spot, but the bug waited for me like a [ __ ]
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Hi. Hi. He just had a spike go up his ass.
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Money. What was that?
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And his moan would have had to have been this loud. Going up his leg.
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No. Nice. Obviously going up his booty.
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I may have done that a couple of times. Yeah. in my in my playth through. Oh, I thought Okay. Yeah, I was on the
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same I was on the same page. Mile. You're an idiot.
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I live for now. Oh, no map.
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I don't think there's anything else here. You should go to the map store. There was no map store. Last time I went
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to the map store, you had a map. to the map store and more. Then you should get good.
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Get good. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. No, it's going to be a while till we're there.
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[Music] I see the areas I can go. Okay.
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He just ignores fights. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't really need money right now.
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Oh, but you will. Oh, you will. Oh, yeah. I haven't gone this way.
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[Music] And you're back in spawn. This isn't spawn. Spawn's that way.
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It was chair.
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I love my chair. Inspect. So, did you need any experts from the Hollow Knight expert? Any Oh, God.
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Forget I said anything. Yeah. Give me all the lore in 10 words.
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King bad. Son also bad.
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City destroyed. Corruption. Bug bug. Bug bug. All right. Good. Sounds good to
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me. Um, what are we going to do? Fight the sun. Yeah, it's like it's like that one Super
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Mario World. Oh god. from Super Mario 3: The Sun.
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You don't know about the angry son? I don't know if I do or not. You're a fake gamer. If you don't,
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you fake gamer. You know what? Shut up. No, I don't know what actually.
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This is why we need Please inform me.
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Inform me of the what. How about the why? How about the when?
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I prefer the who. Eh, the who's mid, especially if you're
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talking about the doctor who I can't follow Doctor Who. It's so too
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confusing. I said him from here.
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Damn it. Come on. [ __ ]
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Meanwhile, while Kyle's just watching this, it's like, oh my god, can't go anywhere.
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I could have found so many more optimal routes to go through here. Oh my gosh.
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Do these guys even know Hollow Night? Doesn't go. Okay. This way.
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Yeah. So, I think the reason I stopped playing uh Hollow Knight way back one was I'm not a big Metroid Vania guy. Um
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I'm running into the Metroid Vania problem where I now have to try every single avenue that ever existed in the
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known galaxy real quick. That is my progress. That is like my only pet peeve with AI.
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It's like there's so many areas where it looks like you can go, but you can't.
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It's like there's aspects I love of Metroid Van is like the interconnectedness always feels so great when it's pulled off well and what have
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you. But just this moment where it's like I now have to walk across and find the right way
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that. But I personally love Metroid vanias a ton. It's one of my favorite video game genres. I love Metroid vanas.
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Um, I love Metroid. Uh, and I love Metroid vanas and Castlevania is also
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fine, but I haven't played many of the Metroid Vania Castlevania games yet. So,
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um, but yeah, I understand like it is kind of annoying when you like are trying to actually explore, but then you
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run into dead ends. But then on the other hand, it's very fun when you actually do get rewards. I kind of like
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the fact of it's like you get I don't mind though. Where do I have to go? Especially when I have a map.
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Yeah, I love the I love the um exploration. I love Oh, look, a
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hidden area that I found all by without looking it up and just I randomly
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um found this while exploring. It's It's pretty cool. Mhm. Um I I I like pretty much get rewarded
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for maybe trying a jump that killed me 50 times previously.
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Yeah, it's like I it's like I wish I loved Metroid vanas, but my brain just doesn't. My favorite Metroid vania is in
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fact indeed Dark Souls 1. There was when I was Dark Souls one.
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No, but it's that Okay, listen. If everyone's allowed to call everything a Soulslike, I'm allowed to call Dark
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Souls a Metroid vania. It's the No, because I disagree with calling everything a Souls like, too. Like, people call Hollow Night a souls like,
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and I disagree with that. I don't understand what methods of dark Yeah. But I like the I like the I like
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the layered world of Dark Souls 1. So which is which is why I call it that
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like it has Metroid VIA aspects and I like those aspects of a Metroid video. I think that is what I love about Dark
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Souls one. Mhm. I do wish even though it's like
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become my favorite of the games or at least of the trilogy, I do wish Dark Souls II was far less
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linear because Dark Souls 3II is like way too linear in my opinion. It's okay. My favorite's Dark Souls 2.
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Okay, well, you're wrong. I mean, but I think you're in the minority there,
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PJ. I know. Oh, he's in the vast minority. Yeah, but I also just don't like Dark
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Souls 3. Dark Souls II gets like too much hate. Like Dark Souls II is a good game.
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I do enjoy Dark Souls 2. It's just my least favorite of the trilogy. Demon Souls I can't get behind. Period. Demon
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Souls I've tried and tried to like, but I just don't like it.
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One of those things where it's like it's our founding father. It's like the father game. You know what I mean? Or the mother game because everyone likes
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to say it's the the mother better more than the father. But you know what I mean. Yeah. I gotcha.
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Nice. Almost tapped out on white healing goo.
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So, you don't like Dark Souls 3? Uh, I Dark Souls II is my least favorite of the trilogy. I prefer one and two
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now. Gotcha. It's just because it's just cuz Dark Souls II is so linear. It's like my
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favorite thing about Dark Souls 1 and 2 is like, "Oh, I'm struggling with this. Let me go do something else to like ease
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my mind but still make progress." In Dark Souls 2, it's like, "Oh, you're struggling with this? [ __ ] you. Thanks.
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Mhm. You will beat it until you beat it. That's one of my least favorite parts. But um you don't have to go. Yeah, I was
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going to say uh you get an item. You get an item later that gives you light. Sorry, I
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shouldn't be giving. No, it's fine. I was leaving anyway cuz like Okay, I can't see.
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Um but yeah, I get that. That is my least favorite aspect of three. But I think the bosses and areas and um side
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quests all make up for it and the combat. Yeah, I just prefer Dark Souls.
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Everything other than the linearity. Well, I I just feel like I can have a much better time just booting up Dark
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Souls 2 with no like idea in mind and just have fun. But with Dark Souls 3, it's like I feel like I have to have a
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goal to like have any enjoyment with it. It's like this time I'm doing faith or
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this time I'm trying this. Dark Souls. I just I can just boot up Dark Souls 2 and just have a good time.
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I mean, you've got to love Elden Ring then. Oh, I love Elder Ring. Yeah.
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Ow. That that that sound effect sound and
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edit it in. Holy hell. Jordan, make it extremely like make it a
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lot louder. And [ __ ] Welcome to Fog Canyon.
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That sounded like pro-edited in sound effect. That was [ __ ] wild. Hang on.
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I think I have Yeah, I have notches. No, I think I need both of these.
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Nah, Jordan, don't complain about the compass. Don't complain about the compass, Jordan. I forget if I already did in in episode
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two or not. You did. You already have. I think I think you I think you complained that I didn't have like a uh
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a marker on the map and I bought a thing that let me have a marker on the map. It's
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Yeah, I'm not going to complain about it. I think it's I think it's a nice show of skill expression cuz if someone is good
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enough and they don't need it, they can be better off than I am at this [ __ ] current moment in time.
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Unfortunately, Silkong does the same thing. [Laughter]
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That is yeah my biggest pet pet peeve of the uh of the uh franchise.
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I want to go grind [ __ ] healing. So weird to hear like Hollow Knight be described as a franchise now. Like man,
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I guess it is. It's got more than one game. It's got two games. [Music]
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That's all it takes. I I also love how pirates are basically refusing to
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pirate the game. I mean, it's like a whole experience for 20 bucks.
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It's like positive. It's like positive reinforcement for developers. It's like, hey, release the game for cheap and
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people will actually buy it legitimately and enjoy it. I would paid like way more than 20 bucks
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for it. Oh, absolutely. I paid like double. I think that's the comment that everyone
24:10
has. It's like I think people would would buy would pay at least double for
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Yeah. I think it's I think it's intentionally meant to be a slap in the face to AAA, which I'm very happy about.
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It's like what I [ __ ] It's what I thought Xbox was doing when they released uh Oblivion Remastered
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uh at like only $40 cuz like you know I was like that's already cheaper than like the base product that when it
24:36
released and I you know I think the game is about $40 worth because of how buggy it is. So I even doubt
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I mean it is a Bethesda game or published by Bethesda game. Go this way. No my stuff there. Oh my
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gosh. The definition of a Bethesda game is full of glitches. Features
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over here now.
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I need an extra heal. These things do two damage.
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I saw this mod one time. I can't remember like what video I was watching, but someone like had a mod where like
25:16
Todd Howard was in the game and like you just walk up to him in Skyrim and he's
25:22
like, "Hey, how are you liking the game?" And one of the options is, "Can I have my money back?" And if you click on that, it just crashes the game.
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That is hilarious. I love that. Get my goo back though.
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Perfect. I'll go. I I read somewhere that people are kind of wanting to call
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um GTA 6 like the first quintuple a game or something like that.
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The first quintuple a game by Ubisoft themselves is Skull and Bones, a dog [ __ ] game that sucks, but they kept
25:57
saying it's quadruple A. I saw a No one even knows what that
26:03
means exactly. I love how it's like it was actually a
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skit that I that I learned this. It's like like I think GTA 6 is it was Rockstar guy with Rockstar Games logo on
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his chest edited on his chest. I think GTA 6 can be the first is going to be
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the first quintuple game and player. Yeah. Okay. And and guy with Ubisoft
26:28
logo on his shirt. Dude, what the [ __ ] the skull and bone or whatever and
26:36
they're like, "What about this?" It's like, "Well, for one thing," and it's like the GTA 6 guy. Well, for one thing,
26:43
have you seen the bubbles in the trailer? Because apparently there's a a cup of soda somewhere in the trailer that has
26:49
like a very high quality bubbles for some reason.
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Yeah. Is this a bank? I guess I opened an account. I didn't
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think the game was going to have a bank, but I'm all for it. I'll I'll put my I'm dying a lot. I'll put my money away.
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Please enter your credit card information. Uh one
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uh two. Keep going. Keep going. Three. Yeah, you're getting close.
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Uh four. Okay, you're full of crap now.
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Uh six. Uh, thanks. You can pause to read that in an
27:32
accent if you'd want whoever is watching this. Oh, let me Oh, you want someone to read You want
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someone to read the accent. Listen, man. After after recording some of that other game that we were playing
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where I had to do an accent for like every character. I'm I'm I'm good. Are you friend? Are you Are you friend or
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you foe? Okay. My fault.
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Hey PJ. Yeah. I swear to God if this isn't buttering going to seriously [ __ ] lose it.
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This way. Oh, I don't have I think I added I think I added a word in there. I swear to God if this isn't butter, I'm
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going to [ __ ] lose it. Definitely the one of the best parts of that game so far.
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Oh, absolutely. What game was that? Uh, it's another Oh, I'm poor. It's another crab's treasure.
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That's right. Isn't that a soul's leg? Yep. Yep. It's a very simple one. I know very little about it. All I know
28:31
is that it's Souls like people who made Peak. And it's also Peak.
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I always forget that it was made by the same developers as Peak. Well, now you know. What's Peak?
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The climbing game. Peak is a Yeah, it's a climbing game that I own but haven't played yet.
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Oh. When I think of a climbing game, I think of Celeste, a game I also have not played.
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When I think of a climbing game, I think of White Knuckle. That game's also peak,
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but piece of paper. You know what this paper? I saw you're playing. Does it say next time I catch goblins?
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It does say next time I catch goblins. Yeah. Oh, shoot. Sorry, I interrupted. You're good. You're good. We do this all the time.
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I got to stop moving for next time I catch goblins. Don't worry, it's fading out so we can still talk. You can like
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you can like say say your piece about like Lies of P because that game was peak.
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Freaking love that game so much. I haven't I haven't played. I know. We know. Of course you haven't. It's a game with a moniker of
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difficulty. You don't play good games, Jordan. I'm sorry. I said you don't play good games,
29:38
Jordan. So Hollow Knight isn't good. Oh, okay. You How long did it take you
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to play Hollow Knight? I mean, I didn't own it until like two
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years ago, a year ago. Likely story.
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[Music] I'm going to choose violence. Kyle, you won't
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don't come to work tomorrow. I already wasn't.
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