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The escape continues and now the alien is just toying with us.
This is episode 23, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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Okay. Out comes a ride where here we
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are.
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Once again, you cut out for that.
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I don't know. I'm supposed to go. Oh,
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that's folks.
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He doesn't know. He's not a knower.
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Yeah. Well, I think he probably Nope. He
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knows.
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He knows.
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I'm about to cut off line of sight.
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What's ironic is I think this is the
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same place that another YouTuber that I
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watched got caught on.
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[Laughter]
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Hi there. I'm about to kiss you with my
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little mouth. Why?
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We did solo the last episode, not
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quoting that, but every single episode I
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think not to. It's such
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most episodes we did do that.
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Oh man,
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he's like waiting there.
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Yeah, you're kind of screwed in that
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regard.
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He sees me.
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He sees.
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He's aware.
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I don't think I have I think I have just
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not enough flames to do anything about
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him, which sucks. There's nowhere to
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hide in this room.
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This is a stealth game where I'm
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supposed to hide. All right, I found the
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box to hide in. I
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think I just survived, maybe.
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Just barely, but you have like nothing
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left. You have to find more.
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It's okay as long as he doesn't reappear
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on the other side of this.
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What's the cheat code for inf infinite
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flamethrower fuel?
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Um,
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well,
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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do I have a noise maker? Maybe I can
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book it.
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Maybe I can book or delet you make a
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noise maker at least.
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I I can definitely make a noise maker.
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You know, I always keep that MF thing on
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me.
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So, probably scare it off with the
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flamethrower.
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No. Okay. So, here's the plan. I'm going
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to I'm going to do this cuz it's a it's
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a sequence. I'm going throw this out
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there and then I'm in here
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and I leave and I'm gone
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cuz he's going to check the noise. No,
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but now he's going to check the noise
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and he's going to walk out. Trust.
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You got to trust the process.
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You simply just have to trust the
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process. I have a feeling you're not
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trusting the process.
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I'm not really trusting the process.
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See, cuz he's going to go out there and
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he's like, "hm, the noise came from
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here, so I got to leave the room." And
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he's going to leave the room.
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Yeah, but is he going to leave the room
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entirely or is he going to come back in
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when he realizes?
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He's going to come back in. He's going
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to turn around. He's going to he's going
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to go through the hallway. See? See?
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And then now I can leave.
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You feel you need to trust me more.
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Um,
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I am the video game dude. I play the
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video game.
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Trusting you has gotten me in trouble a
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couple of times.
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What What have I done that has gotten
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you in trouble?
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Actually, to be honest, I don't know.
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Nothing. Oh, well,
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that scared me.
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It did scare me a little bit, too. And
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shotgun into my heart. You got one.
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The shotgun won't do anything to the
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alien though.
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I know, but I wanted to reload it.
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You know what? Maybe just challenge him
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to a game of of ice hockey of the uh
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table hockey. The air hockey thing right
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there.
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No, he's going to play with his little
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mouth. He's going to be a cheater.
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Maybe he wants to Maybe he wants to
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play.
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No, he's going to play with his little
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mouth. That's cheating.
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Little mouth is an ice hockey champion.
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I will also give you a slight warning at
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this point in the game.
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Is he just going to be on my butt cheeks
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the whole time?
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That and you can't stay in the same
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hiding spot for long. Like he will all
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of a sudden realize you're there.
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Like he went to vent. Oh, he did not go
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in vent.
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Well, I don't have any other way to go.
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This this is my is my place.
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This is my hiding spot till the end of
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time
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cuz he will not move
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abandon.
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I would love to abandon station.
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[ __ ] Marlo.
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Dude, what am I supposed to do?
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Um,
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he leaves the room and he comes back in.
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He goes nowhere else.
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No, as a wise man as a wise man once
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said,
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I'm about to I'm about to pull off the
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best strategy or I'm going to die. No in
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between.
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No in between.
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He's uh
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Do you like fire, my friend? Do you like
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fire?
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Fire.
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[Music]
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Ring around the rosie.
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Evacuate station.
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I would love to evacuate the station.
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You have no idea.
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[Laughter]
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I would probably sneak again.
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I just need
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at this point.
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I've noticed that.
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Oh, that's not fair at all.
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You don't have enough.
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I have I have enough to make distance.
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He jumps down right in front of me. That
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scared the
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I think my back wall.
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Think I have just enough or I'm dead.
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Just enough. Holy [ __ ]
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Barely. You have none left. Oh my god.
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I was backed into a corner.
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I'm going to noise maker this hallway.
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What if that's the way you need to go
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though?
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No, I need to go this way. That's what
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the thing said.
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Really wish I could make a molotov right
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about now. just in case I leave the
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stunt baton on.
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Yeah, but the stunt baton isn't going to
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do [ __ ]
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It's going to be in my heart. All right.
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Uh,
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maybe if you just smack him a little bit
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with the stone baton and I'll leave you
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alone.
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Maybe. Save game.
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This is a good spot to save and I have
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no resources.
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I believe it's believe it's going to go
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well.
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Well, there's a dead body right there
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that might have something.
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It's a looted dead body. I've already
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been over here, remember? Oh,
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I have to restart the generator.
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Oh, no.
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Bro is stomping in like an angry parent.
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He knows I'm here. Dude,
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I can do it.
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Did you clean your room like I asked you
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to?
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It's not my spaceship.
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All right, time to mash the E button and
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then die
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and then die cuz he's right behind you.
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At least he's courteous and waiting for
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you to finish that task.
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I'm dead.
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Yeah,
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there's nowhere to hide in here. You're
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dead. I'm just I'm just [ __ ]
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You're dead.
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He's like, what am I supposed to do? I
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would like to know the things that I'm
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supposed to do.
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Um,
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is there before you do that and he hears
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you, is there a hiding spot in the room
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with the generator that you can crouch
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in?
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The game's teasing me now.
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Just enough.
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Oh, you have flamethrower juice now.
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Yeah, I found some right on spawn.
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I think there's I think I see a little
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bit more over here. Unless it's just a
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coffee cup. That's an awfully hot coffee
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pot.
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Is there a place to Never mind.
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Can I back out of this? No. I'm stuck in
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the animation until it's done.
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Mhm. But you have enough to get it away
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from you
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if you need to.
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Face me like a man.
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Face me like an alien.
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Oh no. I think I'm dead.
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I think you're dead.
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Maybe he just wants to be your friend.
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Yeah. Well, maybe I just want him to
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leave me alone.
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Like there's no hiding spot in that room
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at all. Yeah, there's not one.
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Can you crouch behind the generator?
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I tried. The second I activate it, he
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just knows. It's like this entire room
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is the most scripted [ __ ] ever.
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If I do this, he's instantly back there
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and he's not anywhere in front.
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Try to Can you try to run and hide
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behind the air hug the air hockey table?
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It's like he's over in this room. I'm
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going to do this while he's miles away
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and he's just going to manifest behind
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me when I have no resources to deal
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with. manifest destiny.
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No, I'm going to manifest dead. Like he
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just hopped in the vent. He's going to
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be right behind me.
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The alien. The alien is like,
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"My spinach puffs.
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My spinach puffs. That's okay. I just
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saved him." And he rips my heart out.
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I'm going to make a medkit.
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The music is not really helping the
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situation.
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No, it is not.
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Administer.
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Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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He knows. He knows.
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[Laughter]
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There's nothing I can do.
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Game was rigged from the start. Like I
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wasn't even in there that long. I was
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just walking.
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Maybe hide around the corner. Maybe he
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like looks in there and if he sees you,
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he gives you the old pop pop.
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All I want to do is zoom zoom zoom zoom
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until I zoom zoom.
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Go for it again.
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Not the gun. No one dead. He's going to
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be behind me. He's not behind me
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yet.
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[Music]
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Oh,
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shoot.
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I don't know why he looked in then at
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that point.
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I think he was just already making his
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way over.
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[Music]
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Oh, he knows.
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No, it's a, you know, it's a different
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death animation. I'll watch it.
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Hey, no little mouth. All right.
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For the one person that's going to get
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angry like, "You're not watching the
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death animations. That's my favorite
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part of the game. It's why you not
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watching the best part of the game.
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What's wrong with you? You d You know,
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like how you know, I didn't see that one
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before. I didn't want to watch the same
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freaking mouth open thing for the most
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like 18th time. Half the map didn't
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load.
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I I understand. I I understand. It's
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fine.
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That was a That was a different one. I
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wanted to watch it.
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Oh, yeah.
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That one was new, refreshing,
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innovative,
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[Laughter]
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unique,
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brought joy. It was unique.
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It does not spark joy.
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It does not spark joy. This one does not
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spark joy.
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Like he's just about to drop down in
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front of me again for no reason.
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[Music]
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Box
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popped into existence in front of me.
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Yep.
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I got to start moving along.
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Moving right along in search of good
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times and good moods. With good friends,
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you can't lose. This could become a
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habit.
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Oh, there's flamethrower ammo in here. I
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can smell it. I can smell the gasoline.
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Oh, it's in there. I know it's in one of
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these.
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Maybe you should have looked earlier
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when Oh, don't touch his tail. You touch
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his tail. It was pretty. I wanted to
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touch it. It was shiny.
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And I love going from blaring music to
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like the most quiet like
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[Laughter]
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um How about you look for Flur?
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Yeah, I'm not looking here before. Yeah,
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I I didn't notice I could look in these
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until just now. Please
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either I'll find flamethrower ammo or
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enough stuff to make a molotov
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or it's all going to be empty.
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I'm missing one compound. That sucks.
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He's all the way over in Timbuktu. feel
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like I feel like this is a Damn it.
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I feel like this is another section
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where it's like there's more than one
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alien. You know what I mean?
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Oh, yeah. There I think at this point
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there are multiple. Um
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cuz you made the genius you had the
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genius idea of fing them all by blowing
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up the reactor.
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He's going to come in here and I'm going
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to die
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most likely. Yeah.
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[Music]
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Oh,
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he looked right at you.
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He doesn't have no eyes.
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That tail almost smacked me in the
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forehead.
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All right. Just hope he doesn't come
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back in here, cuz if he does, I'm dead.
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Man, this entire this entire episode so
15:09
far has just been me fumbling the bag. I
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have become the bag fumbler.
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We're trying to
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This is This is a drill.
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This is all a test.
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He's arriving.
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Let us commence forth.
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I can lead him off with like a smoke
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bomb.
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[Music]
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Like he just sits in this room. He does
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nothing.
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It's like I can't leave this room.
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I can't make him leave that room. And he
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just kind of meanders around doing
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nothing.
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Like I can't do anything.
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I'm soft locked. I can't do nothing.
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No, you just need to find the right way
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to do it at this point.
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I have no resources,
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which is the game's fault. Not mine. I
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have
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I got nothing.
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That sounds like a you problem.
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It is. It's an us problem. We're all in
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this together.
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Don't be behind me. Just don't be behind
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me.
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Okay. So, I got to do this. All right.
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Here's the strat. I think I I think I
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got it. I'm going to go in here. I'm
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going to make a noise maker. I'm going
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to throw it in this room and I'm going
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to go out the other tube.
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I think that's all I got as an idea.
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Perfect.
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I'm just going to hopefully be able to
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butt scoot my way out of here.
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[Music]
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Bro, look at it. Bro, look at it. It's
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making noise.
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Don't you hate noise?
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Don't you want to go in your hole? It's
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your home.
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He may or may not know that I'm in here.
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It may or may not be obvious to him.
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It's back the way you came.
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Yes. That way. No.
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No.
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Yes.
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There you go.
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[Music]
19:13
[Applause]
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Can I get anything but charge packs,
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please? Can I just get like one compound
19:19
beast so I can make a molotov and I can
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be happy?
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No.
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Really want to walk.
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Feeling he's going to start booking it
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towards my direction. Yeah, he is. All
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right, then I'm going to walk.
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If he's walking, I'm walking. You know,
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I'm that guy.
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I can save. I can save.
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Anything to be out of that freaking
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death trap of a room.
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Duh. Duh. Knows my exact location at all
20:02
times.
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[Music]
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I only had a noise maker. I don't.
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Life's not fair. Let me see if I can
20:18
throw a smoke bomb at there.
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Now, you don't know. You are not aware.
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Hey, you just blowing from stupid 10.
20:33
[Music]
20:40
This is the cheatiest cheaty spot I've
20:42
ever seen. Oh my goodness.
20:49
It's It's telling to It's wanting to
20:52
[ __ ] you.
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It's that's it's telling you to go [ __ ]
20:57
yourself.
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It says this is the best spot ever.
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[Music]
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Jump through a vent. Jump through a
21:10
vent. Jump through a vent. Jump through
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a vent. Jump through a vent. That's not
21:13
a vent. That's not a vent. Jump through
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a vent.
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[Music]
21:26
This is where I got to go.
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[Music]
21:40
[Music]
21:42
This is just more ambian. I like the
21:45
ambiance.
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This is Diane of the Torren. I am
21:56
attempting to dock on the platform below
21:58
your spaceminal. We can take survivors.
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Can I be a survivor, please? And thank
22:05
you. I'd survive.
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I did it.
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Congratulations.
22:17
Oh, save point. Oh,
22:25
[Music]
22:26
finally. That was the worst level ever.
22:29
I hated every second of that one. Whole
22:32
game so far pretty good. That one
22:33
terrible. I don't know what it was. It
22:35
was just bad level.
22:39
It's not cuz I'm bad. It's cuz the
22:41
game's bad.
22:46
Yo, this is where it all started. Look
22:49
at it.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, the ion torch is about to be used.
23:09
Remember the time, Peter? Peter,
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remember the time I used my ion torch,
23:13
Peter?
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[Laughter]
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Oh my god.
23:30
The toe platform.
23:34
It is time to plateau.
23:37
Free the torrens. Complete the 17th
23:39
mission. Let's go.
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I and I alone have completed the 17th
23:45
mission.
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I don't read. Reading is boring.
24:03
Hey, it is not
24:06
so boring. I'd rather watch it with my
24:08
eyes
24:10
or hear it with my ears. Quickly, there
24:13
are two. Should be fine.
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Initiate the docking procedure. Okay.
24:22
For [ __ ] sake.
24:24
What? What did I do? Oh, there's a guy.
24:27
There's dudes.
24:29
Can you flamethrower ammo? No, you
24:32
can't. But you can have compound B, the
24:33
exact thing that I need to survive and
24:35
exist.
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Hello.
24:42
No,
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no,
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no,
24:51
no,
24:53
no,
24:55
no.
25:00
See, I feel like this is the next time
25:01
on Couch Gobles moment, but I also don't
25:03
know if I'm about to just beat the game.
25:05
Oh, no, you're not.
25:07
Okay. Well, then well then the next time
25:09
I catch
25:16
since I've been informed that I'm not
25:17
close.
25:19
Next time I got to go.
25:25
It's just that easy.
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