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Indy looks for clues beneath the surface of the Vatican City
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0:01
So like are we recording or couch
0:05
continue?
0:10
All right.
0:11
Moving like everyone thing in the
0:13
background to watch.
0:14
Yeah. Weird.
0:16
That's how that's how we do it.
0:18
Find the underworld gate. I mean there's
0:21
a very simple solution. Do you have a
0:23
firearm?
0:24
No.
0:24
Proceed to uh
0:26
I got a camera.
0:30
What is that doing?
0:32
I gota I got to pour the wine. There we
0:35
go. It's expensive wine though. I got to
0:39
But it's
0:42
That does not look like wine. That looks
0:44
like blood when you put it in.
0:46
Bottle of wine.
0:47
Drink the Now drink the rest.
0:53
I don't know what the bit was here.
0:57
this guy. Flip it upside down.
1:01
You know what? That looks amazing. You
1:02
should leave it like that.
1:05
Oh,
1:07
it's about time that I threw a bottle. I
1:10
can't throw it. I can't. I can't throw.
1:13
I want to throw. Get out of my hand if I
1:15
can't drink it, man.
1:16
You have to say masletov first.
1:19
Masletovs.
1:20
Time to step into the underworld.
1:22
I got a stick.
1:26
called a torch, dumbass.
1:31
Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. Game,
1:33
how'd you know?
1:36
It's like, this guy doesn't know what
1:37
he's doing here. Let's help him out.
1:40
That's exactly what I wanted to do.
1:42
There we go.
1:47
You have so much to live for.
1:48
No, I don't.
1:53
All right,
1:53
burn, baby. Burn.
1:56
Underworld map.
2:01
There we go.
2:03
Took a lot of wood.
2:08
I don't know how raising the flame up
2:10
about 4 in does this, but
2:13
I mean, I think I think the idea is
2:14
like, oh, it like the light goes a
2:16
little bit further.
2:26
Oh,
2:27
nah. I don't think so. I'm not feeling
2:29
that adventurous today.
2:33
There's no circle here.
2:36
A bottle of wine.
2:39
Why is the music getting Why is the
2:40
music getting all suspenseful? I wanted
2:42
a sip of it the whole earth.
2:50
Can you give me some wine? Jesus
2:53
poured out for many remission of
2:59
two.
3:05
Three.
3:08
You don't even know what you're trying
3:10
to do, do you?
3:13
Two.
3:17
Hang on. I got it. Right, Scott.
3:22
Four.
3:28
See?
3:30
Jesus.
3:30
I don't see because I don't think you
3:32
did it right.
3:34
I'm going throw that over there. I want
3:36
a new one.
3:38
Throw
3:38
this one over there. I want a new one.
3:42
May I ask why? Oh, this will give you
3:45
like a hint or something.
3:47
They saw Jesus approaching the boat
3:49
walking on the sea and they were
3:50
terrified.
3:51
I would be too. Look at this guy.
3:54
Look at look at that face.
4:01
Oh my god.
4:03
Oh, you get a you get a squeeze.
4:05
Squeeze squeeze.
4:08
Squeeze.
4:10
You have to like pour wine in one of
4:12
those. It looks too
4:16
He looks like he's a disappointed father
4:18
sitting down and talking to their child
4:19
in that one,
4:22
doesn't he?
4:23
This is the one where he he gets his
4:25
feet washed, right?
4:28
Yeah. This is This is the one where like
4:30
Jesus was like
4:32
reaction to the wine.
4:33
Four. See, I told you it was four.
4:37
Yeah. This is one where like people came
4:39
to wash his feet and he was disappointed
4:40
in the people so he washed their feet.
4:44
Don't quote me on that. I've only read
4:46
the Bible seven times. Don't quote me on
4:48
that.
4:50
You can quote me on that if you want.
4:51
No,
4:53
I was going to say
4:56
three.
4:59
Is there a way to like figure out which
5:00
one is which though? Like is there a way
5:02
to denote which one?
5:05
Cuz like it's just like Okay. Yeah.
5:06
Yeah, you get the numbers that are the
5:08
same on the on the thingy mabob, but
5:11
like how
5:14
Jesus, can you guide me to which numbers
5:16
are the numbers? It's very difficult,
5:18
man.
5:19
Which numbers are the numbers? Really?
5:22
What are the numbers? Jesus, what do
5:24
they mean? Get this out of here.
5:25
Jeez, look at that bust.
5:28
Yeah,
5:31
that's what it's called. It's a It's a
5:32
statue of of like the ch the chest
5:35
region up. is called a bust.
5:39
Two
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two
5:43
hanging.
5:45
That actually kind of scared me. Oh my
5:47
god.
5:47
Jump. Jesus jump scare.
5:54
Did you wash your ass today?
5:59
No, that looks like a more of that looks
6:01
more of a
6:02
Did you Did you drink water today?
6:06
2 ounces is not enough water.
6:13
Two.
6:16
Oh, hey. Good thing I threw one of these
6:18
in here.
6:19
The thing closed behind you. So,
6:21
yeah. I'll just walk over this way. It's
6:23
fine.
6:23
You're going to come around. You're
6:24
going to come around the corner. It's
6:25
going to be like, "Ah, Dr. Jones, thank
6:28
you for getting us this far."
6:31
Ah, Indiana the Jones.
6:37
No, like the the the the villains in
6:39
Pastor Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones.
6:45
A you sing that.
6:48
A pastor with a whip.
6:51
A pastor.
6:52
Indiana Jones.
6:53
Jones the pastor. Indiana Jones the
6:56
pastor. wall.
7:01
Oh my god. What the [ __ ]
7:03
I'll just take one of these and go.
7:09
That one was for Jesus.
7:10
I'm sure someone will fix that.
7:12
I'm sure someone will fix that.
7:14
So, I can do this.
7:16
Totally. Totally. Someone is going to
7:18
totally fix that.
7:24
Oh, put your back into it. I saw a joke.
7:27
Uh,
7:28
probably two.
7:30
All right, so it's probably Hang on. I
7:33
got this. It'll be two.
7:36
Okay, I get it. I get it. I don't get
7:39
it. I get it. So, it's going to be two
7:41
up here.
7:43
Watch. Trust. Trust the process. Two. Is
7:45
that two?
7:46
I trust.
7:46
It's two. It's two. That's kind of two.
7:49
It's two.
7:49
Don't let your Don't let your dreams be
7:51
dreams. Just to do it.
7:52
Two. This one's going to be three.
7:58
And then, yeah, that one's for this
8:02
one's four.
8:06
And then I forgot what that one was.
8:12
Three. All right. And then this one's
8:13
three. Trust. Okay.
8:17
I do trust you.
8:22
I don't trust you.
8:26
That is it. Jesus on the cross.
8:29
Five sacred wounds.
8:33
Oh,
8:36
look at what body part is circled.
8:41
I got a back.
8:43
So, the left foot. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
8:47
Is that what you're doing?
8:48
Yeah, I think it's the left foot. No.
8:51
So, it's the feet. The feet are three.
8:54
This is the hand that holds the cup. So,
8:57
it's two.
9:01
Yeah.
9:04
That is actually a clever puzzle. I
9:06
would never have uh
9:08
Jesus figured that out.
9:09
Not my right.
9:12
Oh, it's his right, not my right.
9:18
Oh, damn it.
9:20
No, this isn't right.
9:23
It's Jesus's right, not my right.
9:27
What does that mean? What is that? It's
9:29
nothing. That means that goes in the
9:31
nothing spot.
9:34
This is the nothing spot.
9:37
If there's meant to be three here.
9:41
I can't get back into this room, which
9:43
is the issue. Oh, no. I have to squeeze.
9:44
I forgot to shimmy. Shimmy shimmy shimmy
9:47
a shimmy. I forgot. La
9:52
four on the foot. That's his left foot.
9:55
So it' be my right foot or I mean that's
9:58
his left foot. So it's Yeah.
10:03
Why did we have to get the dumbest
10:05
goblin to play the hardest game? What is
10:07
this?
10:11
I mean, you just saw me play Portal, so
10:13
I mean, am I am I really the smart one?
10:17
Or is it more of a like we're both
10:18
stupid kind of thing?
10:20
Maybe.
10:22
Tell us what you think below in the
10:24
comments.
10:26
Who's the stupid one?
10:28
His left is two, which is that. So his
10:33
other
10:35
All right. The foot the footsies can be
10:37
changed easily.
10:39
So, if this is meant to be this,
10:43
and this is meant to be this,
10:49
and this is meant to be,
10:57
hang on, I got this two. So, left hand
11:01
is two, but his left, not my left. So,
11:04
that would mean this one needs to be
11:05
two, which is already two. Am
11:09
I doing this part wrong? So his
11:20
both feet
11:28
was for later.
11:30
You going to upload them the feat
11:31
finder?
11:32
Yeah, he's going to he's going to get
11:34
raided with a 4.6 64.
11:38
Is that how FE finder works?
11:39
So his his his left his left
11:43
his left is a four. I don't know how
11:46
viewfinder works.
11:49
Yeah, sure you don't.
11:52
Contrary to popular belief, I don't know
11:54
how viewfinder works.
11:59
Oh my god.
12:02
This is the third. Now, this is the
12:04
four.
12:06
Yeah, cuz that's the left one. So, this
12:08
is the three.
12:12
Okay.
12:13
I like how you're just like switching
12:14
the same thing back and forth.
12:16
And this is the three.
12:20
And then this is the two.
12:27
And then this one
12:30
four.
12:38
One's a three.
12:40
What am I doing wrong here?
12:46
Okay, so there are five. So if we do
12:48
like Yeah. Okay, so start doing do one
12:51
one one
12:54
and then do one one one two.
12:56
The left hand would be this one. So it
12:58
should be a taboo.
13:01
That one was supposed to be.
13:03
No, this isn't right.
13:04
Hey, editing Jordan, can you just like
13:06
speed this up and put like a timer of
13:07
how long it's taking?
13:08
No, don't don't do that. Don't do that.
13:11
That's bad.
13:14
You know what? Probably not speed it up
13:15
cuz we've been talking about random
13:16
[ __ ] Um, so maybe just like put a timer
13:19
on how long we've been working on.
13:21
Get the timer off the screen right this
13:24
instant. What am I doing wrong here? The
13:27
left is two, but it's his left, which is
13:30
this way. editing. Jordan, no.
13:32
Everybody's full of [ __ ]
13:35
Do you have to like pour more wine into
13:37
it with everything?
13:38
No, I already poured the wine into it.
13:41
Yeah, but that was before everything was
13:42
like how it should have been.
13:44
Four.
13:46
Four.
13:46
Cuz you just switching the same numbers
13:48
back and forth.
13:49
Four. It's four. I forgot. It's a four.
13:56
No, not this one.
13:59
Ah,
14:03
am I messing Am I messing it up or am I
14:05
messing it up?
14:07
I don't know.
14:14
Okay, Google, tell me what the answer
14:15
to.
14:16
Aha, got it.
14:18
First try.
14:20
Puzzle complete.
14:21
Can you tell me how many times he
14:22
cheated? He had to go back and
14:25
let me get one of these.
14:28
Oh Lord, show us the way.
14:31
This one's for to use us.
14:44
Oh, rats.
14:46
Why is it always rats?
14:50
Locked doors. Why is it always locked
14:52
doors?
14:54
But there was something glowing there.
14:55
You have to get in that room. N [ __ ] the
14:57
torch. I don't need it.
14:59
Uhhuh. Please get the torch. I can't
15:01
see.
15:02
Is it really that dark for you?
15:04
No. No, it's not.
15:07
I was just being stupid. Ignore me.
15:10
Okay.
15:11
And although it lead did lead you the
15:13
way. So, I mean,
15:15
a key.
15:16
Ah, look. A key.
15:17
Look at that exception to my hand. It's
15:19
such a good key.
15:21
I don't think you'll be needing this
15:22
anymore.
15:23
I don't think you'll be needing this
15:24
anymore cuz you're dead.
15:26
It's mine now. Finders keepers. Oh,
15:29
Jesus. Is that you? No, it's a random
15:31
tomb.
15:34
Oh, there's skeletons here.
15:36
That is actually kind of creepy.
15:39
But it looks like that's like a puzzle
15:40
room. Did you see that?
15:42
It didn't look It didn't didn't look
15:44
very puzzly.
15:44
The things they were the things they
15:46
were holding it looked like they could
15:47
like spin a little bit, right?
15:48
Yeah. But I can't
15:50
That's a puzzle. I hate puzzles.
15:54
Puzzles. So, unless it's just a light
15:56
them all because that like the fire
15:58
started. Maybe it's just a light them
16:00
all type of thing.
16:01
It's not going to be a light them all
16:02
type of thing. It's going to be like a
16:04
on the seventh moon when the when the
16:06
moon and the sun match on the same
16:09
peaks, you'll be dead. Like that's a
16:11
that's all it's going to be.
16:12
You'll be dead. That's a very uh
16:16
I doubt me pushing all these are going
16:17
to do anything, but I'll do it.
16:19
I mean, at the very least, it makes it
16:21
light. And maybe those skeletons are
16:22
scared of the dark. Maybe they all want
16:24
Maybe they just want you to to light it
16:27
up for them and they'll give you a
16:28
reward for having them all lit,
16:31
man. [ __ ] this.
16:32
Or maybe I'm wrong.
16:36
Going to be like a a picture which shows
16:38
me the exact key to the puzzle.
16:42
It's going to be like a a picture of how
16:44
many other uh like a circle with how
16:47
many points. And it's like going to be
16:48
like
16:50
chi.
16:52
It's like in the It's It's I wonder what
16:54
you're supposed to like grab on to with
16:55
your whip. It's like the uh
16:59
It's like um There's a YouTuber that
17:01
made a joke. I think it was actually
17:02
Markiplier. It's like let's just go and
17:04
get like pieces of of plywood and just
17:08
graffiti
17:09
press shift to run and leave it in the
17:11
middle of a forest.
17:16
Ah, it's me, Indiana Jones.
17:19
It's like the the joke of like, "Oh my
17:21
gosh, the bombs are falling. It's
17:22
finally time." You run to the bathroom
17:24
so you can be an environmental
17:25
storytelling skeleton on the toilet.
17:28
Magnificent.
17:29
What is this place?
17:32
A burial chamber. You had to use the
17:34
burial chamber chamber key to get in
17:35
there.
17:36
Yeah, we the feet to get in there.
17:38
Shut the [ __ ] up.
17:42
And it's going to be a zombie that's
17:44
going to come and grab you. Game over.
17:45
It's Joe Harry. I know it.
17:48
Oh, hey. It's this guy.
17:51
This guy has a podcast. [ __ ] you.
17:55
What?
17:56
He hasn't got a podcast. Put my hand in
17:59
there.
18:01
That's not D on the keyboard. That one
18:03
is. All right.
18:04
What did you press? F or
18:07
I pressed A.
18:09
Oh,
18:11
yeah. That's not going to work.
18:16
Oh, sweet. behind this shoe.
18:18
[ __ ] you.
18:23
Yeah, man.
18:25
No, thank you. I hate spiders so much.
18:33
I love how it freaks you out. Me, the
18:34
guy person playing the game. I was like,
18:35
"Yep, it's fine."
18:38
Well, I I I should have expected it.
18:40
Although I thought that it was going to
18:41
be like Oh, it like
18:46
Oh,
18:50
you know what? Don't stand there. Run.
18:54
I was just like something to like come
18:56
down and like clamp on his hand or
18:57
something like that. Not a spider to
18:59
crawl.
19:02
That looks fine.
19:05
It's not my property.
19:13
Jones.
19:19
I see you have found my skeleton.
19:24
Well,
19:26
as long as nobody's here to say I did, I
19:28
don't have to pay the insurance.
19:34
That no longer belongs in a museum. As
19:37
long as there are no witnesses,
19:39
they can't prove it was you.
19:40
You are a big fell, aren't you?
19:43
You are a big fell, aren't you?
19:48
Sure you want mine.
19:52
Thank you.
19:52
Thank you.
19:53
Finally, a new blanket. This I hate
19:55
being in the beyond section of Bed Bath
19:57
and Beyond. [ __ ]
20:01
Last time I had to find the mugs.
20:05
got chased by a giant boulder.
20:08
Entrance to the sacred monastery of the
20:11
Nephilim order.
20:13
Nephilim. Wait a minute. That's a madeup
20:16
word.
20:16
It is.
20:17
There it is. That's the word of the day.
20:21
Nephilim.
20:34
What the [ __ ]
20:40
man? You caused all this property damage
20:42
and not me. It's crazy.
20:45
You're paying the insurance now.
20:59
How do you map out of a driver where
21:01
that happens?
21:05
Most useless backflip ever.
21:09
My hating.
21:12
Sorry, my hat. My hat.
21:15
Where's my hat? I can't find my hat.
21:17
No, my hat.
21:19
I have to die now cuz it's part of me.
21:21
I can't see without my hat. Oh, there it
21:22
is. Oh god,
21:25
we're fine. I got my hat.
21:27
It's like Velma. It's like my glasses. I
21:30
can't see without my glasses.
21:34
Great.
21:34
Warriors giant parchment.
21:36
Just have to find another way out.
21:38
Oh, that's nice. It's kind of point
21:39
where you're supposed to go. That's
21:40
nice.
21:40
Oh, my hat back.
21:46
Let me look at this real quick. Nice.
21:49
All right.
21:54
Let me look at this real quick. So, I
21:55
heard someone caused me some problems in
21:57
here. A bulldozer.
22:08
Oh, man. What was that for?
22:12
Try jumping in the pit.
22:13
Oh, you're right.
22:15
I'm kidding. I'm not sure if it's going
22:17
to kill you or not. I mean, maybe you
22:19
could like lower yourself. Maybe. Maybe.
22:21
Oh, maybe actually.
22:26
No, I can't. I can only go wee
22:31
then yolo and just jump.
22:34
Look at the journal.
22:37
No, it wants me to go there. Well,
22:40
Zachia,
22:45
she was an astronomer.
22:48
I lied to you. You You believed me. I
22:50
lied to your face. I don't know what an
22:52
astronomer is.
22:56
I mean,
22:59
she said she said Pluto was in
23:01
retrograde. I believed her.
23:03
The the last part of of the word
23:06
astronomer is correct. She was a
23:08
navigator.
23:10
Yeah, she believed in the stars being in
23:13
the sky. I don't like that.
23:15
She probably did use the use the sky the
23:17
stars to navigate.
23:19
I mean, look at the the quality of this
23:22
water. That's quality water.
23:23
Yeah, it is some good water. That's one
23:25
of my favorite things to look at in
23:26
video games is water graphics.
23:28
I mean, I like how water graphics are
23:31
like a way to like, okay, yeah, these
23:32
are some pretty damn fine graphics.
23:34
These this water is made of water.
23:36
The water here is made out of water.
23:38
That is correct.
23:42
That guy did not like our joke. Look at
23:43
him.
23:46
It's a very unfunny joke to him. That is
23:48
such a derpy smile type of thing.
23:51
Water.
23:55
Oh my god,
23:55
it's dark in here.
23:59
Oh no.
24:03
Fascists.
24:04
Take this fascist.
24:07
Hey, I killed your friend. Is that okay?
24:12
Hey, stop. You guys stay there.
24:16
Thank you. I need that.
24:18
Oh, sweet. A friend.
24:21
Let's go.
24:35
This guy's heavy.
24:38
All right.
24:47
I'm sorry, little one.
24:51
Ours is not reload. Okay,
24:53
let's just alert everyone to where you
24:57
are. That seems like a [ __ ] amazing
24:59
idea. Pew,
25:03
fascists, come over here. Fascists,
25:07
why did you alert them, dude? What the
25:08
heck, man? I was being quiet and sneaky.
25:12
Why did you do that? Come on. You know
25:15
they can hear you.
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Take that fascist. How do I reload this
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thing?
25:30
Take that fascist.
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Hey guys. Hey guys. You're not supposed
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to be here. You're not supposed Hey.
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Hey. Stop. That's not nice.
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Hey, take that, fascist.
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Hey. Hey, you're not supposed to Hey,
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hey, you're not supposed to be in here.
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Pistol whip. Pistol whip. Pistol whip.
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Pistol whip. Pistol whip. Pistol whip.
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Pistol whip. Oh my. You broke my gun.
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You know how hard that was to get here.
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[ __ ] you.
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Yeah, that's what you get.
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Hey, you don't want to do this.
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You can get out of here. You're a medic.
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You're cool.
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Hey.
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That's not very nice.
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I'm just I'm just new here.
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I'm new in town. That's not very nice of
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you.
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Hey, you don't want to do this.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Ow.
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Jordan, why did you alert them to my
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position?
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The heck, man.
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That I think.
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No, you said, "Hey, fascists. I'm over
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here." And then all the fascists knew
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where I was. Nothing else occurred at
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that moment in time. I think that was
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actually amazing.
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I don't know if the timing is going to
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be that good next time on Couch Goblins,
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but I hope it is.
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Oh my god, that was Oh my god.
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Perfect timing.
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[ __ ] Hey, fascists. I'm over here. Bang
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bang. Hey, he's over there. Shoot the
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kill.
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Oh my god.
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At least I I haven't heard many like
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horribly repeated lines like in most
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other like most other games. Like in
27:08
Uncharted, it's like shoot to kill like
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hundreds of times throughout the same
27:12
fight.
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What is that run cycle? Did you see
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that?
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Oh no, that was