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The Goblins, still talking about "the white stuff" continue their adventure and enter Greenpath.
This is episode 2, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFoHMTSqCXyFFxzVfZen_JPN
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Yes. Yes. What? Yes. Yes. What?
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Humongous. What? Yes. What? [Laughter]
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Goblins. All right. What's happening here? Yo, a chair.
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Yo, a chair. Meanwhile, this this guy is like, "Oh, sweet. A guy's coming. A customer
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or whatever." Snailman Sham and he's sitting. Hey, no more friend. I'll give you a
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gift. A nice little spell of my own creation. It's perfect. Okay.
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Well, he hung me. No, we're fine. I just I just looked Oh,
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now we're not consumed the vengeful spirit. Tap B to unleash the spirit. Spells will dispel
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souls. Replenish souls by striking enemies. Oh. Oh,
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now I'm dead. I'm alive.
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I'm dead again. Should have warned you about the power of that spell. Watch over.
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Please be care creature. Kill it. Gotcha.
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Okay. Oh, that's cool. But it's but it's takes up my healing juice as well. So, I either have to
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choose to heal or go but I get healy juice back if I if I
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smack a [ __ ] Yep. So, it's seems like a pretty decent trade-off.
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I love how this dude that you never met is like here have this ability.
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Listen, man. Maybe I thought I was a nice person.
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The one thing I don't like is how cold of an open it is. It's like, oh, what's
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going on? I'm just kind of here, you know. That's why that's what people do sometimes. I
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sometimes just do stuff.
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I don't know what money is used for us out of buying maps, though. I bought a map one time.
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I mean, you'll probably find that out here soon. Hopefully. I'm just holding on to it.
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You're just causing a lot of inflation. Um You're going to skyrocket the price of
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the map market. Not my fault.
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Well, I mean, you kill these guys and money just randomly falls out of them. It's like, is that steal their wallet?
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In their pockets, or is that like is that legitimately like from their pocket or are you just making money appear out
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of nowhere? Like, what's going on here?
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I got a I got a sticky blue Okay. Okay. Oh my god, I hate you.
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What? You don't like my vernacular? No. Not
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What's wrong with my verbiage? I go up here. I just It just sounds so wrong with how
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you say it. It's just I don't go here. No.
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Where do I go? What was the point of that? Yeah.
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I go down there. He gave you this ability just for you to
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die. Okay. Tui aua.
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Oh, it's kind of making you use that ability. Yeah.
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You need to wait for one of the children to come. There you go. You mean a what? One of the children.
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The what? You need one of the children to get the
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Man, it's weird how you became It's weird how you became very very particular on your verbage the second
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time around. Hya Hakua,
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you're disgusting. Inspect. Soul catcher. Equip a charm to activate its powerful abilities.
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Okay. I did it.
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I think I been terrified of you.
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Thank you, friend.
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The charms. I didn't see what button that was.
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Well, I guess I'm never using Oh, no. That's that.
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I'm at a bench. Use the charm. Which button was it? I didn't read the
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button. I didn't read it. All right.
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Welcome to the Couch Goblins Hollow Night. No, no badge run. Um,
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what the [ __ ] This No. Oh,
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do you scroll when you're on the map? Is there something that No, there I
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thought there was. Dang it. Yeah, I thought I thought I like pushed a button like a menu was popping up. Yeah, that's what I thought, too.
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just about button mash every single button at the same time. I see that's the thing though. I am
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at the same exact time or just one after the other. One after the other and then I'm doing like combinations.
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Maybe this bench doesn't count. What if I Google it?
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[Music] Get good.
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He's just a little guy.
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That is such a cute detail. I think it's I think it's something on my controller.
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I love how he actually like pulls out a map. I love that so much.
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Forgotten crossroads. I think there's a button not working on
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my controller. I know how to fix that. Do real quick because I just have to
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open up this. If it doesn't open on the main menu, it does. Perfect. Move it over here. Hope it doesn't open
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again on the main screen. It doesn't. Perfect. You don't do game captures.
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No, because I normally edit around it. Okay.
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I guess I knew that because there's one episode where I sent you the picture of a start of your taskbar and start menu
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because you accidentally hit a wrong button. I'm like, "Hey, I don't need to censor anything on this." Right.
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Okay. You know what? I have I have a way to do
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it if I just press this. So, I'll just do that, I guess. Whatever.
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I didn't want to I didn't want a good way to be able to do it anyway.
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So, what button was it? It was I on the keyboard, but I'm playing on a controller.
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That's actually kind of funny.
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I don't know what the button is on controller because I pressed it. To be fair, I am playing on a Dual Shock 5.
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I miss you feeling lost when I pop up to the store in Dirtmouth. Okay. Oh, you finally get to go back up to
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dirt mouth. I guess.
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Hell yeah. We can finally spend this this coinage I have I've achieved.
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Oops. Yeah. Yeah. Dual shocks are a little weird with their controls sometimes cuz
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of the stupid thing in the center. Mhm. But like sometimes like those will be
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the start buttons instead for no reason. So I think that's what I think that's what's happening here.
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Ascend. Do you even have a PlayStation or you just have the PS5?
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I just have a PS5 controller because I like it for fighting games.
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Interesting. Yeah. Do you just like the smaller profile than the Xbox controller? Uh, I just
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like the I just like the
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I like the D-pad more for fighting games on this specifically cuz I feel like I can do the like down like diagonally
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down better, you know, like like the corners. Baffanada. Baffanada.
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Man, she looks so happy. Track page deliver maps by spend. Now
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let's see what we have to sell. Yo, stuff. Wayward compass. Highly recommend if you're having trouble finding your
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way in the maze of runes below us. Pinpoint your location on the map. Instantly purchase.
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I love that. It's like boom, instant purchase. Vendor pin. Hot spring pin.
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Use this color to remind yourself of hard one battles.
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Okay. Uh, the quill seems like a good idea. Get the pins.
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I got nothing else to buy, so I might as well just buy everything outside of the
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bottom two things.
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So now when I look at map, I have things. Nice. Yay.
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[Music] Oh. Oh, now it works. Okay. [ __ ] me.
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What button wasn't on the controller? It was [ __ ] the quote unquote share/ select button.
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Oh, there's a second shop. Gosh dang it. Good job.
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Oh, it's that sly guy. Yeah, it's that guy we met before. Guy, but
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right instead of egg. Let me suppose you could buy it. I wouldn't miss this sour.
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Okay. Nice, nice, nice.
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Simple key. Okay.
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I can't buy anything for me. But at least my map's decked out. Got a decked out map. You have the best map.
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I have taken a map.
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Why do I hear Chica?
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All right. Um, it's funny. I scared Kyle a little bit today when we were at work cuz I kind of
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made I made the trailer for um my stream series of Security Breach
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public and he saw the he watched it. It's like 30 seconds. And
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at the very end, I edited in a jump scare from the game just to [ __ ] with
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people. Yeah. And he he just gets off his lunch and
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he's like, Jordan, like, yeah, [ __ ] you.
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And I'm like, what? And I see that he he had the watch page open.
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It's like, oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't meant for you.
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I mean, luckily you can kind of predict the jump scares in that one compared to the others just because I mean if you
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make a wrong move and you're in the line of of the
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of the animatronic like you you know it's coming. Yeah.
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There isn't like a random delay where you don't know like after the
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um after the lights out music plays, you
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know, there's a random amount of time where Freddy will before Freddy will actually jump scare and kill you in the
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first game. It's um
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it's uh more predictable in the others in the security breach.
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I think security breach is the first one that does does it like that where things are predictable.
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I don't think the other ones are I don't know if it's intentional or not.
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More place to explore. Oh, bury the knight with the broken
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nail. Bury the priest. Something a better crown. I can't remember the rest of that one, but maybe I'll just hum it.
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Reminds me of the dumb joke where someone's like singing a song like, "Oh, who sings that?" And they're like, "Oh, it's this person." Yeah. And it should stay that way.
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Wow, that's so mean.
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Oh, cuz it sounds like you're It sounds like someone is like genuinely curious. Yeah, that's that's how most that's how
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most dicks jokes work. That's how it works. You be a dick.
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Obviously, I'm not a dick. I was just about to say maybe just run
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back and forth like that. I mean, I want to go down, I think.
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Like something down there. Need something floor. That's what I thought.
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This room's empty. Is there something? Is there something to grab that will weigh it down? Maybe
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before you made the dick dick of a joke. Um, I was going to say,
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you know, that's like me when I'm singing. And it's like, oh, I forget those the the lines of this song right
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at this point. I'm just going to hum the rest. I came from this way. I think
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maybe you should use your decked out map. Well, my decked out map's like kind of useful. I've already been here. I got to
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go to like that down spot cuz that down spot and that spot to the left, the only places I haven't been yet.
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outside of this spot, but I can't go anywhere there yet.
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No, my money. Got to get my money up.
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Bye bye bye. Sell sell
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my ass. I get rid of that down section.
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Isn't that the area you just were at? Yeah, but there's more to I guess I didn't fully explore it.
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Maybe. Interesting. Because it keep Well, cuz it goes down.
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So maybe there's more to it. I mean, like it has to be.
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Yeah. Like a door on like randomly opened. Yeah.
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No. No. Yeah. I forgot this happened. Oh, it's this area. Yeah. So, so you did explore that area. You just
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didn't know what to do. Hey, go back to that. Go back to that. Go back to that sign on the left.
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Get it. They look like a They don't They look like suses
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cuz they they're like in that they're like in that formation. You know what I'm talking about. Don't be silent
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because I brought up a game that should have died long ago, but everyone still loves and adores cuz the game's actually
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kind of nice.
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Oh, that's why you were silent. You were looking for that.
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Ow. Ow. Blizzard. Blizzard.
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If you couldn't tell, Jordan likes that sound effect. I do. It's awesome.
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Probably. I heard it's the only good part of that movie. So, I don't even know what movie it's from. I just I've seen that for other reasons.
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Smile. It's from the movie Elio apparently, the Disney movie. Is that the one about the
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the fish that aren't fish or is that like the new one?
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It's like the newest one. It's the newest one. Uh where this kid
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wants to go to space question mark. I don't know.
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Oh, this just to get some money.
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I mean, so is robbing a bank. Feel like I'm missing a button. Maybe I
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don't. I don't know. Feel like I should be able to jump there, but I can't.
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It feels like a game you should be able to like double jump. Yeah, maybe that maybe I like unlock
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more powers later is the thing. Yeah, maybe I just don't have
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Well, there's there's spots to the left I haven't gone to yet.
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Yeah, there's like a thing to the left. That's either a thing I don't know how to do yet or I haven't explored.
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And I hope I hope my progress isn't guarded by that key that I didn't buy cuz I didn't know I could buy it. That
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would be very unfortunate. I wouldn't be very annoying you if you were to in my mind. That'd be kind of poor.
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Oh no. Yeah, this guy. I can fight this guy now. In my mind, it feels like poor game
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design where it's like, "Oh, here's a key that's worth $200 from a store you didn't realize existed
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and money." Money. Oh, you should take a swim in that toxic
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sludge. No thanks. Good thing I knew that was there. I guess
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you didn't know where that it was there. Leaps of faith, baby. Leap of faith.
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Oh, well, I went to heal. The character the character closest.
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That's a That's a cool name. It is a cool name. First time we're seeing it, too.
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First time seeing the name green path in my life. Hey. Hey, PJ. Could you do me a
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favor? Yeah. Can you try to save if you can? No, there's no save. I think it saves
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every time I sit at a bench. Why are you worrying about saves? Why would you worry about saves like that?
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No reason. I just in an alternate timeline I I I feel that somebody's game
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crashed around this point. No, that would be impossible. This game's so well optimized. I've never had
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issues playing an indie game like such before. That would be impossible.
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Mhm. Mhm. Indeed. You started recording again, right?
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Yes. Okay. [Music] When I when I said I'm alt tab, that's
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when I clicked it. Oh, okay. You don't have like a stream deck to start recording without having
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tab. Why would I? What are you, amateur? What are you, an amateur? Yes.
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Fair. I don't buy things. Things are expensive.
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[Laughter] Should set up a throne and just have a stream deck and other equipment on it.
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I have no map. Oh no. You have no You have no map? What?
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I have no map, but I have a chair. Look, you saved. Your game could crash.
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Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Yeah, but it wouldn't. Hypothetically. Hypothetically,
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but it wouldn't that they'd give me with that right
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there. Obviously a boss like close by. Oh, hey. Oh my.
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You're the reason all these indie games aren't coming out. What's happening?
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It's you, the lady that's delaying all the games. Get her.
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I got Oh, I'm down here now
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with money. Oh my god, that is amazing. There's
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somebody that um I follow on
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I follow on Twitch. One of their subscriber emotes is a dumpster fire.
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And I love that so much.
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Just squished a bug. [Music]
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I did it twice. I squished another bug. Good job. Go. Map. Map
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map man. I know you're here. Yeah, map man. Oh,
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I need to go through and set up my September commands.
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[Music] Take a map. And dude, your wife wants you back
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because she feels lonely without you in the shop with her.
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Like, maybe you should be a better husband. It's not the way to go.
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Aha. But what if I do this? Perfect. Look at you being smart and using your
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noggin. What if I squish a bug?
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[Music] So, I got to go down, down, and down.
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Kill it with fire. Squish. Killed your friend. What are you going to do about it? Nothing.
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Now I feel bad. I'm just a soulless monster going around
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killing things. Ouch. Goblins kill. Looks like a mouth. I actually don't want to go in there. That just looks like a mouth.
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Goblins killing what? That looked like a mouth. I was going to go in there, but it just looks like a mouth and I don't want to.
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Yo, bug paper plastic. Yeah. Yeah. Mouth.
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Mouth. This is the second time we brought up that animator.
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Yeah, the first one was like halfway through in isolation, I think. Probably
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cuz I put the guy's uh channel on screen and in the description. Are you going to do it again?
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Editing Jordan. Do it again. Oh, it's What's her name? Oh, it's it's Miss Silk Song.
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That's her that's her governmentallymandated name. That's what the government called her. Her parents
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at birth. So you are Miss Silk Song.
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Pull up on goo. Now
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what does the map say? Yeah, it's the way to go. [Music]
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Oh, [Music] I was scared for nothing.
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I will say the environment is beautiful. Ow. Oh, absolutely it is.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Can we talk? Hang on. The internet says that you're pretty
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cool. Can we talk? The internet. Ignore that. That was from Reddit. That
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That's not a good place to get information from. It was also from Twitter, so they're lying now. Okay.
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I would run too if someone walked towards me and brought up Twitter and Reddit.
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Same.
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[Music] bench.
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Interconnected
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[Music] What's up here? What do I unlock from
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going up here? Penis rock is what I unlock.
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What? Penis rock. You see it? Look. It's a It's a rock that looks like a penis.
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And I cut it in half.
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What? Out you so much. She's like, "What the fuck?" I think what I cut myself off from
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saying was going to be worse. I was I was going to say it's penis rock and I cut it in half to share with the
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class. Ew.
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See, but I didn't actually say it, so you're not allowed to be mad.
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Mhm. That's how it works. She went that way. I don't want to go this way. It has red stuff. Red equal bad. Unless it mark
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a player, then it good. The inner tells me that you're cool.
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Oh lord, I love that so much.
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Sorry, I'm still on that. I can tell. Is she Is she still like a Is she a boss
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fight in this game? I forget. I don't know. I I I I have informed you. I have not played this game. And what I
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did play, I don't remember. I think she is cuz it was brought up in like a company chat months and months ago.
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Thanks for spoiling the game because everyone who's watching this has never seen it before.
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I can assure you that that is incorrect.
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[Music] I got I had I had I had I had bench
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I had I had Okay, you guys made me ink.
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[Music] Jump, jump, jump. Do I ever get to have more goo in the in my ball?
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I really hate your phrasing so much. What? I have a ball in the top left that
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has goo in it. And if I could have more goo in my ball, I would be able to heal
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better and then also effectively use my ability so I didn't have to keep smacking to get more ball goo.
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Cuz if I keep having to beat things to get ball goo, it's going to be very difficult to keep a constant set of ball
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goo up. I can only have so much goo in one my ball at one time from beating it.
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I really hate you so much. What is the issue?
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Ledge. Ledge. Oh, I can't get up there
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unless No.
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Have a feeling you don't like my ball goo. Is there a problem?
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Great mind. One dreamed of a leaf that cast these caverns. though in every book I
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hi you are you a guy okay my fault
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okay and I got to heal okay
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so they do the downward I meant to do the downward. Pogo. Got him.
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My pogo's stuck. [Music] Y got him. Get that joke. I get I got my
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joke. My joke was funny cuz I got it. [Music]
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Feel like me talking about the ball goo has set you in a very in a very bad
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mindset. [Music]
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I was really hoping there'd be like a another thing up here.
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Is there a bench? I was hoping for a bench.
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I don't think there's a bench up here. Oh, maybe over here.
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[Music] No, there's no bench. Ah.
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Whoa. I love your sound effects so much.
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Thank you. Oh, hi.
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Oh, there's another bad guy. That lead back. You're a bad guy.
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I know. Oh, he's just he's protecting a caterpillar. I can get that later. Let's go down here. Boom. And this leads me to
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This way. I think. I think. I think. I know. I
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think I know. I know. I think But I think I know it's this way.
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Boom. Was that next time on Couch Goblins? I think it's next time on Couch. I think it's about next time on Couch
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Goblins. Yeah, that's the exact reason why I was running back to this damn [ __ ] thing.
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Um, I want you to know that I have a You know what? I'm going to say this after this recording actually fully ends.
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You're really going to edge the viewer like that? Wow.
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You I'm going to say something super important, but I'm going to say it later.
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Say it to only you. Wow. I'm probably gonna gonna post a I'm
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gonna I have a screenshot I'm gonna send you. I'll probably edit it into the video at the end at this point just
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because it is fitting to a very heavy topic that
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we've talked about today. Okay, here I I want your reaction on camera.
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So, I discorded it to you. Look in the bottom leftand corner of that image. And the hat. That's a cool hat.
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The hat was totally the first thing that my eyes locked on to as well. Absolutely. Uh, it's not, you know, a
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little bit higher up on the right hand side. Now, I'm not going to lie. The first thing my eyes saw was Spider-Man.
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Or it was