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Shhhhhhhhh be very very quiet, we're- being hunted.
This is episode 4, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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we know when you
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start able to couch gos are
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at hot food that intro is going to get
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me every single time it's that intro is
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a jump scare in and of
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itself and with the
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couch the only word I got out of that
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was couch
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goblins was that's all I got out of that
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I'm going this way right sorry it's been
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a while that's why I don't know where to
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go yep uh remember to grab that y yep
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and keep looking for things like that
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because
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apparently oh that's right you died at
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the end of last episode because you were
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stupid
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yes and the alien yeah so um don't
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watch uh don't watch everyone get killed
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you want to run right away you can watch
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maybe one or two get killed K but I want
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to um I'm sorry oh I didn't realize this
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was America my
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[Music]
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apologies sir good day to you howdy
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texting good morning to
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you good day to you you I'll just start
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crouched he'll never find
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you you might need to hide in a locker
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that might be what you have to do [ __ ]
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[ __ ] where there was a Locker near
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where you entered this area I
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believe cuz I hear him pit Pitter
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pattering
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around I'm just not sure where he
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is not above you that's
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good it would suck if right after I said
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that he entered that vent and was there
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problem is you can't hide in plain sight
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you can't hide in the vents cuz he
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enters those in the the
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vents but you're supposed to go back
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there where you found that I
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think lady had one bullet left
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smart you know
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the the music does not make this any
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less
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uh it's a it's a little tense it's a
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little fast Fusion present tense
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mhm
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that this one
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that you did itce who sneezed on this
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door I don't know if that's sneeze I
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think that's I don't want to think about
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anything else that could be that's
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definitely just sneeze yo third mission
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easy this game is so easy this game's
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for
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babies a it's a baby
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game yeah
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Ed Jordan can you can you um can you
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just put up on screen how many times
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he's died so far in the whole series up
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to this point
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[Music]
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and do it to a non-copyright free
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version of um by the Numbers Amanda
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Ripley I need your help please take a
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seat
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someone will be with you shortly I don't
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take seats no I was just I was going to
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put up a number I was going to do a
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montage this
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work
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cool uh shoot what's that
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song
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uh I wish my my sound thing was working
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cuz I would totally do it right
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now totally put that in
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it's like the usual technical
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difficulties like the meme that
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Meme you
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can always there always you can trust
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Joe
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mama thank
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you my question is how many times you
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going to die to the
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Androids zero they don't kill people
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they're working
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Joe's then that can angry that you're
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going to be entering against
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what they want Communications can I help
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you I need to get into comm's control
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it's
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urgent I cannot allow
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that that is a restricted
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area that is it's an emergency don't you
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realize what's going
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on Apollo has the situation in hand your
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registration is almost complete forget
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it I'll find my own way in
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I would highly advise against that I
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wouldn't advise it did you say bu Mama
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for your
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comfortthe
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areed I like how you moved out of the
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way of that vent after you were already
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under
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it motion tracker some kind of
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tracker it's been modifi lock it's the
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thing it's the thing with the thing
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because of the thing
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yeah I lost yes no no
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problem can you direct me to six and
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conss can you direct me to De
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[Laughter]
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net absolutely I
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can utility
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door aers
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oh my
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God yo safe Point extra
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poggers The Forbidden double
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poggers
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what oh my
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Lord what was
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that could be anything must have been
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the wind
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I heard the one it went
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beep
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beep beep be for this facilities I Ain a
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bonding agent beep beep I'm a sheep item
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Max I got a great
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stuff this takes
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right compound V aage that but it is
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what it
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is still Max um my God I can make a
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noise maker it is what it
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is you can't make a noise maker I can
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think about it you you you have the
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plans for it I got the
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plans pull the lever
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cron aliens on the other side of the
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door roll
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hey put the money in the
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back you enter a restricted area please
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leave let me in I need to contact my
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ship I'm sorry I can't about that R
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AER you
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have welcome you the
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there's got to be another way
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inside there
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is um yo free
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stuff all new employees must attemp
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emercy procedure
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training that's going to be fun the
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disappointment
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huzzah huzzah huzzah you did it
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easy
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congratulations it's called social
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engineering some's over there I'm sure
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it's
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fine it's probably just an Android I
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think that's the primary thing you have
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to be worried about
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technically ah yes Android isolation
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it's me Hughes don't you recognize me
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listen to me we've got to reestablish
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long range Communications you're
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becoming
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hysterical get back I'm warning you T
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let's resolve
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this
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owie you should have played
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dead because
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ouch me when I'm given five Whoppers
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instead of 20 I got no jokes
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I'm I got no jokes here let me drink
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some water they get the the joke juice
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is
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Flowing all right hang on me me when me
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when the the legendary Pokemon run
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away nailed it
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sorry I got Whoppers on the bra I'm
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really
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hungry except I just brought out fish to
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Deford or def FR defrost for
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dinner so I'm not I'm not for dinner o
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wait you don't eat you don't eat fish
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for dinner no no no no uh the the camera
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caught me off guard um don't get caught
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by
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that there's a box on the wall that
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probably will let you deactivate
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it it
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um really
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what I was just I was stretching my
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bones stretching my bones you you yes
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cuz bones need stretching that sounds
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absolutely
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uh holl's
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eye you should read all of that
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sensitive corporate information is
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automatically detected in a message
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recently sent from this turn this event
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has been logged by Apollo on behalf of
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seon if you have any further questions
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please talk to your line manager to your
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synthetic representative error file
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corrupted you still work down all right
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that's
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great so long what's a man what's a man
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episodes are too short for me to be
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reading 13
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paragraphs I'm full on
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scrap you're in a Hos area my guy and
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you are in plain sight of the uh Android
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that will kill you what are they going
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to do kill me
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um
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no this is America don't catch you
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slipping
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up oh thank you for being so patient
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waiting this isn't
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the my
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hand ow all right so this is where we
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reload our gun
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this is
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a he's leaking
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milk ah so tasty the
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proteam I reload the bullets one at a
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time I don't have a I don't have a quick
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bag in
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there I mean it is a revolver so I
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mean for [ __ ]
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sakes get off me all right
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fine all right listen listen I've made
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some mistakes and so have you NOP all
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right hang on still what have you
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learned about the
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Androids I'm going to
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survive you're dead all
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right what's the what's the closest one
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this one all
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right all right one was my last save
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right here that's fine that's not that's
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not that's not even that far back lordy
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lordy
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lordy not my
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fault it's not my fault that it takes
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like 3,000 bullets to kill a man so
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you're not meant You're supposed to
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evade yeah not kill
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yeah so
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issue evade evade evade problem
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evade issue I don't want to by the way I
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now own uh this game on my
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phone and we'll begin that probably
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today after our recording
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session what do you
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mean this game yeah this game's on
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mobile yeah
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how good question is that even possible
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I
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mean it's a 2014
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game so I mean like there oh we got to
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watch that guy die again uh this time I
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can make a funny joke don't oh okay you
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have this is your second chance that's
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the why that's the only reason you died
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on purpose yeah I died on purpose M you
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died on purpose so you had another
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chance cuz you had a drink and now you
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can do better so uh we need to see what
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you what you got
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[Music]
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me when the pizza rolls aren't
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done good
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day now the pizza rolls are done see
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look how happy he is oh that's that's
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pizza sauce yeah that's pizza sauce
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that's on the wall not blood YouTube
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That's pizza sauce YouTube pizza
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sauce he was actually a peepe ronai
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Paisa can I like stealth attack people
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or am I just meant to be sneaky you're
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meant to be sneaky um you can probably
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hide under the desk probably yeah but
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I'm I think it's got to go in here to
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open the
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door um I don't think you need
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to I don't know if you need
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to it depends on
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if yeah yeah
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Ripley you get to the floor for that one
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I guess I just needed that door open so
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I think I
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can do something
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here I believe the only thing the camera
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does if it sees
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you is trick an alarm that brings the
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alien to you rewire ah that is how you
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disable the
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camera just turn and then it doesn't
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even just don't put anything on yeah and
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now the camera is
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off
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beep jeez if only my soundboard was
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working on my stream de cuz I have
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elevator music queued up
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I got I got something better than
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elevator music uhoh no I don't hang on
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oh there we
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go
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perfect it's even
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better I don't think
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so why you FK I got I got funk on
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Deck I'm not going to play it unless you
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want it I I worry about you sometimes
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what about what about what if like the
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the I don't know like let's say the
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champion of the region showed
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up um
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I I just have it on
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De oh uh
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yeah I was I was going to give him a
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friendly handshake there Jordan I don't
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I guess if he saw you you could have
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hidden that any of these lockers
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open sesame
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seed I'm scrap maxing I have too much
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scrap you're
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scrap um open mouth Jesus and then
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pixels
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nice what it's what I look like what do
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you want from me uh I worry about you
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sometimes what did I what did I do
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there's no utility
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this is the commercial vessel taus out
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of the St Clair reg number calling civil
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stop traffic control we're carrying the
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passenger of the waying you can play
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that and it's the same file that you no
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see operation not permitted I couldn't
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do
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it coloni at station we have a
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situation down and we an emergency
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message do you read me repeat r
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are down I am I'm a wizard subass
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American I cast a
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gun I ran out of Mana it's not my
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fault I probably need the air on
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huh I don't know if you do or
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notun by order of Apollo facility
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offline all outgoing
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Communications that's just great
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internal Communications open on limited
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channels got to be someone on the
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station I can contact
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attacked you know that big room that
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that Android was uh patrolling
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in no one you told me not to go into the
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one I told you to to hide from the from
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the guy because of the
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thing crazy see hey a safe point it's
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the same safe point you just used not
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too long ago it's crazy I'm going to use
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it again
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for unlimited
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emergencies um unlimited emergencies but
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you have to have a minute
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between and I maxed on everything I
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don't even need anything
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you
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know if they're locked down in this
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capacity why do they have people
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patrolling everywhere like is it really
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necessary cuz it's their job that's how
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they get paid they're Androids do they
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get do they get a
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paycheck that guy doesn't that guy
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doesn't you can tell by his work ethic
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that guy does not get
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paid we hope you'll join us for the
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journey
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jeez he reaches into the F and grabs you
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no
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thanks can just imagine you turn around
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and he's right there on your
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ass here I am how's it
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going you shouldn't be
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here I have no idea where you're exactly
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you're supposed to go so
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[Music]
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um think he knows I think he's a noer
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chat chat I think he
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knows remember you can yeah there you go
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there you go kid there you go there you
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go
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child I mean compared to me you are a
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child I don't have an eye on
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TCH I think you technically get it soon
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since I think you might need
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it I forget if you need it or
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not other the sound effects necessary
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yes oh wait
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[Laughter]
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and
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lean don't forg little detail make sure
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you're still
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there I not supposed to be here anymore
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am I just supposed to back out no you're
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supposed to be in this section I think
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you're supposed to go basically where
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you go that
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way where's that that that direction yes
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there's a way if I go up and over
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apparently a
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staircase we go over
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there I'm he's going to turn around
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right as you passing well if he does I'm
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going to give him an American good
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morning sneaky little
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snake oh my
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God I think you just dated yourself
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there a little
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bit of course I'm dating myself no one
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else is going to date me what the [ __ ]
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are you talking about
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same I Jordan if we are married in the
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next 5 minutes you want to get
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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married oh my
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God hello anyone
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see I don't know what it is when I pull
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out references everyone always got to be
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like man you're old it's like yeah all
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the passage of time I yeah dude that's a
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great vent look at that vent that vent
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goes
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places that Vent go places I like how it
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also looks like just a flat
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texture there's no there's no Dimension
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to
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it yeah so you should definitely walk
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towards it um hide in that Locker behind
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you I think no lockers are for poooo
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heads you have to though I
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think cuz you have to go a patrol route
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that look at how look how sneaky I
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am not that
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Android recording SE access only
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yeah cuz he turned off
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his the like the
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communication is he coming the way
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that you just were I don't know where he
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is I have a
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box oh he knows he's a knower he knows
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he knows so go back to that Locker n
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he's going to know about the locker
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trick no he's not if you're careful he's
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not a noer he doesn't even know he isn't
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is he that stupid he's an Android of
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course he's stupid he doesn't have what
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it takes to be a human after
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all you
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ah what
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what you need the white values and then
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enter them
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what
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what easy first try
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press to matching move keys there you go
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kid okay and then just one
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more this I have no
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idea oh there you go perfect easy I'm so
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smart Samuels you're alive it's riing
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Taylor it's
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Ripley Taylor it's Ripley she's calling
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we're at a transit station now on the
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telephone on the Telly Sam listen to me
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it's not safe here seon's got this place
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locked tight their goddamn Androids are
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killing people that's impossible it's
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contrary to primary synthetic
26:46
programming I've seen it Samuels I guess
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seon's got a different idea about
26:49
synthetics and there's something else
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here a creature it's big and it's lethal
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rley slow down a creature it's a life
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form an unknown typ
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some kind of alien organism extremely
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please speak up you're very quiet was
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injured by De during the CR speak up I
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know you're being I know you're being
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hunted but speak up please I need to
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hear you could you yell your
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instructions at the top of your lungs
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the radio is broken I can't contact vain
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we're on our own
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[ __ ] okay I'll come to you keep your
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eyes open I'll send a Transit car to you
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uned communication please to be attended
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by I don't think I will I think I'm
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going to get out of here I'm going to
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save the game um did you know um that uh
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it's actually a crazy topic did you know
27:48
that next time on couch goblins uh we'll
27:50
be playing the game again I I was I
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would say is that where you
27:55
going oh my God so um yeah next time on
27:58
couch
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goblins oh man this game it's it's
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honestly it's it's been pretty good so
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far outside of the fact I'm not allowed
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to kill everything I see
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but I'm sorry that you're usually a
28:11
violent person you can't do that though
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you just that's why I do it in video
28:18
games even in video games you can't be a
28:21
um go on a murderous Rampage yes I can
28:25
can you though as long as they strike
28:27
first
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it's called self-defense and I think
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that's a valid reason to fight back in
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real life self-defending manslaughter
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it's
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fine it's not self-defense if it's
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manslaughter I mean it's manslaughter
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but so I mean
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