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Two hours later.
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Wrong one.
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Damn it.
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I really wish it did. I don't know
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what's going on with my sound.
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It came through. It came through like it
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was like Yep. And that was it.
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Muffled. Yep.
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It's probably like a noise gate or
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something. And
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maybe I don't think it's a noise gate.
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That means it would be too quiet then.
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That's the issue.
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Sorry, I had to scream the yawn out. M.
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So now I'm on an even newer ship.
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Sorry, I heard the word. We la we I
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broke our streak and I my mind in this
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day and age just went terrible.
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I'm not even going to lie.
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We broke our mewing streak.
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We barely been able to mo.
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God damn it. I was thinking I in my mind
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went to like Dolingo.
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Like we broke our streak and owl is
1:00
chasing us now.
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This is it.
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4510. 45 10.
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Man, I hope there's like that one angry
1:16
person that watches every single episode
1:18
hoping that we uh that I start reading
1:20
the notes and I just never do.
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It's like anything we do.
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No, that's not how you're supposed to
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play the game. You're supposed to hide.
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Stop using up all your flamethrower
1:32
fuel. No.
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Definitely one of my favorite parts
1:45
about doing YouTube.
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Yeah. is uh is like I'll post a video,
1:52
right, and I'll get a comment like right
1:54
after the video's posted. It's like,
1:55
"Hey, you could have done this in the
1:56
video." It's like, "Yeah, that's very
1:58
fair." And then for the next like
2:00
months, for the next months, I will
2:02
receive that same comment on that video.
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And I just have to keep looking at like
2:06
someone else posting that same comments
2:08
like, "Yep, I'm aware.
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I know."
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I think my favorite one was I I used a
2:18
like just a specific gun and people are
2:20
like, "Oh, it's actually so cool. In the
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in the German rendition of the game, uh
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the person that does the voice acting
2:26
for that weapon is also the guy that
2:27
does the German voice acting for
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Spongebob." I'm like, "Man, that's a
2:30
really cool fact." And now I have been
2:32
told this fact at least like once a week
2:34
over the past like 6 months. And so I
2:37
will just always know that that specific
2:39
gun is also the German Spongebob.
2:42
I've got the door's basic power systems
2:44
back online. Door should be open.
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Hopefully some light. Still no sign of
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Marlo.
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I went the wrong way, did I?
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Yes. No, I just haven't. Someone's
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brought the find them.
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Hey,
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welcome to the Ana.
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Hi.
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Where are you?
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Saved me a
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line temporarily. I had
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Welcome to the Anissodora.
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Did that go through all the way?
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Yeah, that one went through all the way.
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Okay, I figured out the problem.
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Awesome.
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I got I found the problem.
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Apparently, it has to do with like the
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input sensitivity. So, I was technically
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correct. The sound itself gets too low
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and it cuts off the automatic detection.
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Maybe you want to join my crew. Plenty
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of free spots.
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No.
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So, did Marlo is Marlo a piece of [ __ ]
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then? Like, did he
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probably
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Taylor? Taylor. Marlo, what are you
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doing?
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What? No one else seems prepared to do
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kill innocent people.
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I got something for you.
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Look.
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Creeper face J. Jesus. Perfect.
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Creepy face.
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Pull out a regular gun for this. I feel
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like I'm going to fight humans.
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Probably just Marlo. I think Marlo is
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like the only I think he's like evil and
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like
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I mean he's the one that he he is the
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one that brought the alien aboard the
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Sylvester pool basically. So I mean
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Oh, is that the lore? I was Yeah, I mean
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I knew that
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because Marlo was a part of this the
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Anadora which you're on right now.
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Yeah.
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And he brought
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basically without meaning to the alien
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aboard.
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That was stupid of me.
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That was stupid of me.
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You're stupid.
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You don't beat this thing, Ripley. All I
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can do is refuse to engage.
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I'm Dale Gribble.
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It's
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his voice, man.
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Terrible.
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Shotgun into my heart. You got one.
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Why do we call this gun?
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Bang, bang, bang, bang.
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Why do I have to hold it like this? I
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want to ADS. Let me ADS. Gosh dang it.
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Yo, emergency.
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I wish my soundboard was working um a
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couple of episodes ago. Oh,
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when you were like, "Oh, there are two
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of them.
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This is getting
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out of hand."
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Now there are two of them.
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No power.
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Hacking machine lost.
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Light recorder.
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Yo, analog horror. Let's go.
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Added report. Personal message.
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This is for my daughter.
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Hi, Amanda. I'm recording this for you.
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Hi, Amanda. This is Amanda Hug and kiss.
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Correct.
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I desperately need Amanda hugging kiss.
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If anybody could help me. I am in
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desperate need of Amanda hugging kiss.
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Please.
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The [ __ ]
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They're looking for Amanda.
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Amanda hugging kiss.
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Creature.
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It was very dangerous.
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First name Amanda.
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We could stop it.
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Last name Hug and Kiss.
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Uh, I'm okay. I'm stuck on this
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lifeboat. Long way out.
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But we had to destroy the ship. We had
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to destroy the Nermo. We just couldn't
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risk bringing that thing home with us.
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No, but I don't I don't listen to no
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Star Wars words.
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To protect you.
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Don't worry. Don't worry about me. I'm
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worried.
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I'm sure I'll see you very soon.
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I have a feeling you won't.
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I love you, sweetheart.
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You shouldn't have routed the aliens
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right behind you.
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I remember her. She was She was tasty.
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They were nice.
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My god.
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I was supposed to watch Alien for my
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film class.
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Oh, no. Don't kill her. No.
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Now you understand.
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No, don't kill her. I I care about her.
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Diffusion reactor.
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That'll turn the reactor into a goddamn
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nuke. You'll destroy the ship and the
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station. It'll
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annihilate every trace of that creature.
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Ripley, it's the only way. I can't let
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it live. And I'm not letting the company
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have it or they'll just start the whole
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thing over again.
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Ammo.
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Listen to me. We don't have to do this.
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Stop. Stop it, mother.
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Marlo, please.
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You heard what your mother did. She
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understood. If she was here, she'd be
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helping me. You think she would want
8:30
somebody suits knowing the zip code of
8:31
that creature? No one must know.
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It was so fast.
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She was my wife. I loved her and I
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killed her.
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The whack.
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I think I was too late. He sent it
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going. He said it going.
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Taylor, I'll stop the overload. You have
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to help me. Go to that console.
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Push buttons in an order. That is new.
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in progress.
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Open the patient system so I can work on
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them.
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I need power sent to the auxiliary
9:09
generator. Look for the letters A.
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AX. Yo, pass the ox. You better not play
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caught garbage. The hot garbage in
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question.
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I got to mash the E button.
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Faster, my guy. Faster.
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I am going faster. And I'm not my guy.
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Switch the maintenance
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manual.
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The heat death of the universe.
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Taylor, trust me,
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that's it.
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Uh uh uh uh
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uh.
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I did it.
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[Applause]
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Wait, do
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need a stem up.
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Nice.
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You did it.
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Failure.
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[ __ ] Marlo forced an overload. The
10:29
ship's going to tear itself apart.
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Well, uh it's uh so I got to um uh so um
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bad timing, I know, but I got to go
10:39
places. I mean,
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[Applause]
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you have to watch your You have to
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watch.
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Oh no. Oh yeah.
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Anyway,
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oh man. I got to get out of here.
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Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
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Did I leave the stove on? Oh man. Oh
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man. Oh man. Oh jeez. Oh dang. Oh darn.
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do the thing. Oh, she didn't do the
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thing.
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We are going to die.
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[Laughter]
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It is a lot of damage.
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12:02
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[Music]
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For [ __ ] sake.
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Oh, they are waiting for you.
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The doors took out the operative
12:19
stabilizers. We're about to fall from
12:21
the sky.
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That's good.
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But the cons are still locked. The
12:26
ambulance you just do is screwed. The
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tors is our only way off this
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among us. X. Damn it.
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Uh Fond
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Chasm. Jesus Among Us creeper. Perfect.
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I am the best.
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That's how hacking is in real life,
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probably.
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Oh yeah, absolutely it is.
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Survivors. I'll leave this channel open.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Welcome to
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security just came through
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hide under a desk.
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What do they want?
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The heard the contact.
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That's fine.
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Can they?
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Nuh-uh. is still out. Stay clear of the
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dangerous.
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Is he hostile towards you? He must be.
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Yeah. I wonder if like there's someone
13:44
else here.
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That's too damn bad.
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Yeah.
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I'm tired of this, Grandpa.
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Oh,
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what have we learned?
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Uh, shotgun into my heart. You got one.
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Why do we call this love? Oh. Oh.
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I like how I like how I'm leaning in my
14:07
chair to try to see around the crate.
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That's what That's You know, it's a good
14:12
game when it makes you do that.
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I do that in my Uncharted streams. If
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you watch, I'll kind of like lean to
14:19
look around a corner to see if I'm
14:20
clear.
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You know, you know I'm into the game
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when I'm like trying to move in my
14:25
[ __ ] seat to dodge bullets
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as if that's going to make any impact
14:30
whatsoever.
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All right.
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I forgot it's a shotgun. I have to be up
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there butt for it to make a difference
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in combat.
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Shot through the heart.
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Shot through the face. Holy [ __ ]
14:53
He's trying to shoot through this glass.
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What?
14:57
This guy just tried to shoot through the
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glass.
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Um, do I have like a
15:03
He's not the smartest.
15:04
I found the source of the mysterious
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ticking noise.
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That guy's life.
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Jeez.
15:13
[ __ ]
15:14
I love pipe bombs. Someone take that
15:17
voice clip and put it out of context.
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Editing Jordan, please put it on your
15:22
soundboard.
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I love pipe bombs.
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Where are you going? I'm going nowhere.
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I have no idea what context I'd use it
15:33
in, but
15:34
every context. Oh my gosh, there's more.
15:37
Bye. Goodbye. He did no damage.
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That's a lot of damage.
15:44
There are two more.
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This gun sucks.
15:56
Oh, brother. This guy
15:58
playing Doom. I'm just going to pretend
15:59
I'm playing Doom.
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Perfect. Easy. Awesome.
16:06
Unfortunately, the only thing that I can
16:08
think of when I think of D of Doom is
16:11
the fact that Animal Crossing and Doom
16:13
were released on the same day for like
16:14
the most recent games. So, I can just
16:16
imagine Isabella and the Doom guy.
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That's it. I can't imagine anything
16:20
else.
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There's actually a really good song with
16:22
that. Yeah,
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I think I have heard that. I think I
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have heard it. I might need to go back
16:27
and I I might need to go back and
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relisten to it cuz I forget fully. But
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yo, can I get a save point?
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No.
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Killed like everything.
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I don't think these bolt guns good
16:41
against normal people.
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I mean, probably.
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I think so, but like it's also going to
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be like the reverse.
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Fair enough.
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[Music]
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Oh, that's a nail. Nails don't hurt
16:58
people. People hurt people.
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Damn.
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I wonder if there's a guy on the other
17:09
side of this.
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[Music]
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There was another guy on the other side
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of this.
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Oh,
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he's busy now.
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He's sneaking around.
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Oh,
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you don't see me.
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Be a shame if I shot you right in the
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face, huh?
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I think that that was not glass. Okay,
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cuz apparently this is magic shotgun
17:37
shellproof.
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It
17:41
was not glass. I shot through it.
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Yeah.
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You did indeed.
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shotgun shell.
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That guy, I don't know what it is, but
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that guy's got it.
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Oh my.
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Yo, what up? My emergency. Yo, dap me
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up. Dap me up.
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like bringing me back through the
18:18
entirety of the game.
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Yeah.
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About to beat it.
18:23
Backtracking is a [ __ ]
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I'm going to kill you. No, it's my
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homie. Sup?
18:30
You okay?
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Listen.
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Can't wait for someone to walk through
18:32
there and kill you.
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To this terminal, if we had the
18:35
coordinates for the tors, we could align
18:36
the transmitter dishes manually. Bypass
18:39
between me.
18:40
There's an observatory near the comms
18:41
already, right?
18:42
Yes. You should be able to find the
18:44
torrent coordinates using the door feed.
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Nice.
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Oh, shoot.
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I'm going this way.
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Elevator.
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You're supposed to go through this way.
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No, this way. Comm's control. Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Come on. Come on. Keep it moving.
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A. All right.
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Oh, save point.
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I'm sure there's nothing evil in this
19:50
area, but just in case. I don't want to
19:52
walk a whole 20 ft again.
19:58
What was that?
19:59
Damn it. I can't get past the lockown.
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Keep on it. That ship's out there
20:03
waiting for us. won't let me in.
20:06
Sounds like we've got
20:09
no company. I can't find any company.
20:14
Um,
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what?
20:20
Jordan, did you see that? I was at full
20:22
health. You're muted. I'm alone. It's
20:24
just me alone.
20:26
I did. I I I kind of was watching what
20:28
happened. Are they Are you sure they're
20:29
hostile towards you?
20:30
They killed like all of them and they
20:32
were like fine. Like if the game didn't
20:34
like end.
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Game over.
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[ __ ] it.
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Okay.
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I'm dead. Unless my shotgun reloads
20:47
quickly.
20:53
Oh, you're a strong guy for no armor.
20:55
Yeah, he is.
20:56
Yes, it did.
20:59
What did she say?
21:00
Said it didn't have to end this way.
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Head
21:04
shot.
21:06
Well, looks like I'm back to nothing but
21:08
revolver.
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Good job. Proud of you,
21:14
man. I'm good. I'm I'm sick nasty with
21:16
this revolver. It'll be fine.
21:17
You have some shotgun ammo for me. Two
21:19
shells. That's enough.
21:23
I have no idea what you're supposed to
21:26
be doing. So,
21:26
I think I'm supposed to go back up here.
21:28
I'm pretty sure I could have avoided
21:29
that entirely. You're in this part.
21:32
Take a map.
21:34
We're luck.
21:35
Terrible.
21:36
[ __ ] terrible.
21:38
What?
21:41
I don't think I go on the fan.
21:45
Go this way. I think they're going to
21:46
tell me that I have to unlock a thing
21:48
cuz they were talking about like it's on
21:49
lock down. I can't unlock it cuz I'm bad
21:51
at my job.
21:53
That's what they're going to say.
21:54
Oh, this is the part that you didn't
21:55
have the the island torch
21:58
from the beginning of the game. Now it's
22:00
time
22:01
because that's how games provide.
22:03
Call back. Call back. Call back.
22:07
Why Alien Isolation is the best Metroid
22:09
vania on the market.
22:18
Oh, he's seen better days.
22:21
No, he's seen worse days. Trust me.
22:23
Probably both.
22:24
I've seen a man of that caliber before.
22:28
That was one of the best days alive
22:30
right there.
22:32
To be fair, uh, most people like I don't
22:35
know what it is, but like what the what
22:38
the what the what
22:40
the
22:44
Aha, I did it.
22:47
A lot of people want to like, you know,
22:49
rule the world, so to speak. You know
22:51
what I mean? What the [ __ ] is this?
22:57
Oh, am I aiming for the circle on
22:58
circle? All right.
23:06
Perfect.
23:11
A circle in circle crime.
23:13
Yes.
23:15
Was it was not a Jordan joke I was
23:17
expecting.
23:23
[Laughter]
23:28
It's like out of all the jokes I'd
23:30
expect from a Jordan, that was not one
23:32
of them.
23:45
Now you've got to align the dishes to
23:46
the to position manually.
23:49
I'm going outside.
23:54
Let me through a safe point.
23:56
I should I should quit smoking.
24:00
I don't smoke.
24:01
I was about to make a terrible reference
24:03
to this uh stupid thing that everyone
24:06
seems to be getting sponsored by.
24:08
Stupid whatever the heck the fume thing
24:10
is.
24:11
Oh
24:12
yeah.
24:14
I don't I think that's just something
24:16
you suck on, isn't it? It's not like To
24:18
be fair, most things that you smoke is
24:20
just something you put up to your lips.
24:21
Go
24:22
and then I just
24:23
It's something that you smoke. It's just
24:25
something you suck on.
24:26
Well, yeah, but it's a that's like the
24:27
people's people use it as like a get out
24:31
of get out of the the habit thing or
24:34
it's like they still need like the act
24:35
of sucking on something just without the
24:38
nicotine or the whatever.
24:40
Yeah. Is it act I I don't even know. Is
24:43
it actually good for you or is it not?
24:45
Um, I mean, you're inhaling something
24:46
that isn't oxygen, so I wouldn't say
24:48
it's good for you. I mean, I don't think
24:50
I don't think I should be the one to be
24:52
clarified to answer such a question.
24:54
One, because I don't smoke, so
24:57
I mean, it might
24:59
Maybe we can talk about this more next
25:01
time I cast goblins.
25:05
Next time I cast goblins indeed.
25:07
Or maybe goblins.
25:08
Yeah. Oh my god.
25:11
No, but like Yeah, I was just I don't
25:12
know. It's just like a like a you smoke
25:14
it and it gives you some flavor cuz
25:16
that's like what people say they like to
25:17
vape. It has like a flavor to it.
25:20
Something for flavor. Yeah.
25:21
Yeah.
25:22
I mean I can see that and I can respect
25:24
that. It's
25:25
I can just chew a stick of gum
25:27
personally,
25:29
but
25:29
Yeah. Yeah. I mean sometimes they're not
25:32
in the mood for gum,
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I guess. It's not like I'm chewing it
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like every day. It's just like, you
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know, every like once in a blue gun.
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I also I also have seen
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they have flavored like they're just
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toothpicks,
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but they're flavored.
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Flavored.
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That's all it is.
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It's just toothpicks that are flavored.
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We live in a day and age.
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We've done
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I was born too late. Was born too late
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to explore the world. Born too early to
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explore space. But gosh dang it. Born
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early enough to experience flavored
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toothpicks.
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