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The Reaction Episode. | Alien: Isolation (20)
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Jul 24, 2025
Okay more like "reactor".... I thought it was funny. This is episode 20, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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Moving and couch gums. All right, so I
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got to find the power system.
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You cut out for that. Like that. That
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was so loud. Apparently Discord cut you
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out.
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Volatile.
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Remember you said you were going to die
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this time, so you can't
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I'm not going to die this time. I got to
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go this way.
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Man, look at this. I just made some
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synonym rolls. I just made some some
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synonym rolls.
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Rolls.
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Yeah, synonym rolls.
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An anonym.
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Sorry, I always have that one guy stuck
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on my head. The guy that does like the
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3DS animation uh shorts, you know, like
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the I can't stop winning. I can't stop.
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You know, that guy. Oh, I've seen like
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some of those, but I've never
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I've never like followed him and like
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actively see him out.
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Oh, I Dude, I was going to get one of
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his shirts when they uh when they drop
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just because in my friend group I've
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become the um I can't stop winning guy.
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Oh, it's kind of funny.
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cuz it's a group for like uh like D and
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D stuff and I just like you know it's
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like oh boy I just got to roll high and
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then I roll high. I can't stop winning.
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I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead and dying.
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You said you want to die this episode.
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I said that. No, I said that I was going
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to die once this episode.
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That's what I remember. I said it. I'm
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pretty sure I'd remember what I said.
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Don't pull it up. If you pulled up from
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the last recording, you smell bad.
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I smell bad.
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Yes.
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Stay back, idiot. Yeah, that's what I
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thought.
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This is a safe space, baby.
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And I'll shoot some flames.
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Can you come down here? No.
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It's over here.
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Hey, remember don't die.
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Remember, no Russian.
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[ __ ] sake.
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This is a perfect spot to craft things.
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It is.
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Nothing good.
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Alien ducks down and watches you waiting
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for you to come out. I'mma kill you when
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you come out.
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I'm going bite you with my little mouth.
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You don't think [ __ ]
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I mean, they alien does camp. I mean,
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it's unfair.
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Yeah. Feel like they're the person that
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puts up the fire or camper.
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Do they eat us for food? I feel like I
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feel like they just do it for sport,
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right?
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I think it is just a sport.
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I don't know alien lore too well.
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I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Is it?
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It's Jover, isn't it?
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It's Jover.
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So, Jover.
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It's
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Jover.
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It's Jover,
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isn't it?
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[ __ ] I can do it. I can do it. I'm a
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big boy. I'm a brave boy.
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Not a brave enough boy for this.
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We got to get out of here.
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I'm fine. I'm okay.
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According to Reddit,
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why are you listening to Reddit?
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The alien does have to eat.
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Well, yeah. It's a organism
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and it eats and I it just I think it
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eats whatever it can.
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Hey, I'm going to go in here cuz I don't
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want to waste any ammunition.
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I don't
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know if that fully is foolproof, but
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I'm pretty sure
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all like living things eat something.
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Yeah, I think it's I think it just eats
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whatever it can get a hold on get a hold
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of. So
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yeah, like I assumed it ate. I just
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didn't know if it was killing us to eat
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or if it was killing us cuz like
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horror movie thing wants to kill
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something for fun.
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Yeah. I don't
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Yeah.
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Awesome. I'm pushing I'm pushing I'm
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pushing buttons to like see if I can
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reload my flashlight.
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Nope.
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All right. There's just no way to
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There's There was no way.
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So bright and flashy.
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I got him. Oh, save.
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In my defense. Um, can you do me a favor
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when you reload into the game?
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Mhm.
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Press and hold F.
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All right, I pushed it. All right,
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batteries are loaded.
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Yeah, it's press and hold. Okay,
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man. I'm not How was I supposed to know
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that?
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I had to Google it.
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The people of Reddit said that if you
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press in all f
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It was Reddit, actually.
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Man,
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I mean, to be fair, that means I've been
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using like the same set of batteries
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that I got from the start of the game
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for like ever.
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I mean, you've also had your flashlight
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dead for
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like three episodes.
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Three or four episodes. Yeah.
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Plus, I think you might have reloaded it
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a couple. forgot the button because
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we've been recording this over the
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course of you know
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of two days because uh you know we're
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professionals.
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Ah yes, totally. Totally.
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Yeah, there's two aliens.
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One just hopped in the vent. There's
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this guy right in front of me.
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Yeah, that's uh
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makes this difficult. I didn't realize
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there were two aliens.
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The game kind of has it set up where it
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wants me to do it in like one good old
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burst.
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You know what I mean? Like I feel like
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it doesn't want me to try to save.
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I mean, it's doable. You just kind of
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have to do a good job of dodging
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Yeah.
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the alien.
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There's only like two hiding spots,
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which is the hard part. And they're both
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like the worst kind of hiding spots.
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Are you talking about like the um actual
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like lockers and stuff?
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Yeah, like there's like that and there's
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that like right next to each other.
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Yeah, they aren't the greatest, but
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there's something. You can also hide
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under the desks that are surviving
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there.
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I have time. I got time.
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You're like Mr. Incredible at the
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beginning of the first movie.
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I have time.
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Yeah, I got time.
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I got to get out of here.
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I'm saving. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't
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give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ]
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You can do it. I believe in you.
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Don't [ __ ] up.
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I'm going to [ __ ] up.
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Don't [ __ ] up.
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I did not even see that.
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I heard it.
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Hey man, high five.
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Hey man, how's it hanging?
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Wait, literally in this case,
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where am I going?
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You going the right way.
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Oh, I'm itching my forehead. All right,
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that got me. That got me. I'm not going
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to lie. That Oh,
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that's not fair. I was itching the back
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of my head.
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I'm itching my head, man. I'm itching my
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head.
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Oh, I actually had a I actually had my
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friend uh I have the constant joke with
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my friend where it's like, you know,
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Smiling Friends, right? Like the show,
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I think. So,
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it's the the one with the yellow guy and
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the purple dude.
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I I think so.
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Uh anyway, I've been saying to my
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friends like, "Hey, it seems like a
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perfect show for me." Like, I've seen a
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lot of their jokes. It's probably
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perfect for me, but I just like I just
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don't have the time to watch it. And one
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time I said that he just like hang let
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me pass by. One time I said that he
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literally just made me like watch all
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two seasons with him right there.
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He just pulled it up and we just watched
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it. It was really good.
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That's one I'm not familiar with, but
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I gone this way.
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Although if I Google it, I probably
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would.
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Oh my gosh, I can see the gun through
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the wall. Look at that. I can see the
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bolt gun.
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Oh my god, you can. This game is
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perfect.
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All right, this I knew I had to come
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here because I've been seeing the thing
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through the wall. That's how I knew I
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had to come here.
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Okay. I've seen clips.
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Yeah,
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smelling friends.
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It's like a very memeable show,
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but I've never like watched it in its
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entirety.
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Like I there's there's that one from
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episode one that I use all the time
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where it's like um all right, Pib, I
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know our job is to help this guy, but
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he's obviously made up his mind. Why
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don't we just cut our losses and get out
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of here?
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It's a joke I make like constantly.
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That's actually good. And it kind of
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makes sense for this.
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Persuades you out of this room. I just
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like it if you didn't die.
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I just like it if you didn't die.
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This is what's going to happen. There
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are emergency over.
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Here's what's going to happen. I'm going
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to die.
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The local capacity.
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If I decouple them and discharge the
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system, the purge will be external. The
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nest is right in harm's way.
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I have no clue what you just said.
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Just find something.
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I'm an engineer.
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I am the spy.
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Donk.
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Eat lead. [ __ ]
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The last time I've seen this played, the
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person playing literally just like ran
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all over the place and tried to just
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keep on avoiding them.
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Yeah, but I like using this thing.
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I mean, it is oddly satisfying.
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I love guns that let me head shot when
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the enemy I'm fighting likes to walk
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towards me at a snail's pace.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nice. Why am I going that way?
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Or is it right there?
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This one. A rat.
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This one.
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This one.
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A rat.
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Honestly, I forget all that you have to
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do in this section. So, you're kind of
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on your own.
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This one.
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Oh, they're back this way.
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Good job.
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Pass them. They weren't doing anything
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when I was passing them. I think it was
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cuz I was mid-con conversation with the
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other guy.
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I think you als I think you also have to
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do it in a certain order.
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So you'll go down that staircase. You'll
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[ __ ] up stuff.
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Overload me and lever.
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And I think there's
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Running causes accidents. Is that what
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your mom did? I'm so funny.
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Don't b
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this right.
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Oh,
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running accidents. Then how do you
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exist?
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I was running.
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How would that work?
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Uh, enter. Nice.
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I love you.
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Oh my goodness.
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You're going to make me do it to the
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other side, too. I know. Just let me do
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it.
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I don't know why this section has to be
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so loud
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because
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that's why
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I'm a pro hacker.
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Yeah.
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If only hacking was that easy in real
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life.
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Pro hacker. your butt cheek clapper. I'm
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Oh, dude, I'm a I'm a genius
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thing near me.
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Yeah, you're as much of a genius as all
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the people that thought that stupid
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Chase Bank thing was a glitch.
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Did you hear about that?
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I'm dating the video, but did you hear
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about that?
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Uh, I think I saw like a thumbnail on
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it. I don't think I actually clicked on
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it. So these idiots, this happened.
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There was there was it just like a
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glitch where it's like you could make
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the numbers go up a bit.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. You're going to
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laugh at this. So
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turning the [ __ ]
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For some reason, for some reason, people
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thought it was a smart idea to they went
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to Chase Bank and deposited a
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check into their account. They wrote a
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check to themselves and deposited into
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the account. And for some reason there
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there was a legitimate issue
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that because usually what it should do
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is some of the funds will be available
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on a check and the rest won't clear
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until
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the bank knows that you're good for
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those funds.
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These idiots thought it'd be a genius
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idea to write checks to themselves
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for like thousands of dollars
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for money they didn't have.
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And then come Tuesday, their accounts
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are in the negatives because the bank is
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trying to recoup those losses,
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but they've already with they've already
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taken taken that cash out of the bank
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for those check those bad checks.
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Yeah,
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my guy, that is check fraud.
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And people did this to their own bank
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accounts.
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So, the bank and law enforcement have
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their name, their address, their social
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security number, and sometimes even the
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kind of car that they drive.
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And last I heard, I think Chase Bank is
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planning on
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um
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compiling all of those
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names
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and
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getting warrants out.
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Yeah. Um
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reminds me of a very funny phrase of you
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can't fix stupid.
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But you can train it. They're called
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Marines.
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Did you know that Marines is an acronym?
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Uh, no. Cuz I'm stupid.
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Muscles are required. Intelligence not
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not essential.
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Wait, what am I doing?
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I'm about to purge the nest. Hang tight.
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I have a feeling I did not in fact
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indeed purge the nest.
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That looks like it's going to break the
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glass.
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No, you'll be fine.
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So, how you feeling?
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I feel good.
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Sebastromised.
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There's still some on the station.
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[ __ ]
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I'm I'm sorry, Ricardo.
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Just get back to the Marshall Bureau,
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please. Why do I feel like Ricardo is
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going to betray me?
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I have this overwhelming premonition
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that Ricardo is about to like sell me
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out.
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Wait, something weird's happening.
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Is he about to die?
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Think
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I need you to get to medical now. The
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reactor purge, it's resetting systems
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across
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lights, transit, maybe even
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transit. My favorite zombies map said no
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one ever.
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We might not have much time.
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That's a highbrow joke for you viewers.
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Save game.
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Never really played zombies.
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I mean, it's good if you like to run in
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circles. It's fun. I'm a gamer. I've
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played everything.
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Engineering transit station.
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Go to the engineering transit station.
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Go to the go to San Rasabula.
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That's none of these.
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Am I stupid?
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Probably.
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There's only one button that works. Just
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press the button.
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They all work.
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Medical station.
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Is that this one? Well, the issue is
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they all work.
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I thought there was only one that would
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work. Okay. Oh,
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and thank you for your continued use.
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Maybe it's just this one.
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The schemed tower.
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The simemed tower. The science of
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medical tower.
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Schemed. That's how you spell schemed.
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It's the
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schemed.
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The sci-fi med tower.
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That is not
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That is exactly how it works.
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My literature is very goodly.
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My English is perfect. I have the best
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speaking words you will ever see.
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Speaking words. Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay. Okay.
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Um, my words of speaking.
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Mhm.
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Is it like a bag of holding?
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I just get a big old like bag and I just
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keep throwing words at people.
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Eat [ __ ] [ __ ]
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My words are speaking.
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Eat [ __ ] He pull he go puts his hand in
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the bag. He pulls out the word [ __ ] and
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throws it at somebody.
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Ricardo, I met. Did you manage to get to
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Yeah. No, I can for that. I can see you
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like getting one of those frosted
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cookies and like writing the word [ __ ]
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on it
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and like throwing the cookie at the Eat
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[ __ ] This This is just as good as the
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uh the thoughts and prayers thing we
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were we were looking at the other day.
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I forgot what that was.
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That was the It was like the like the
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like the hand wraps for punching called
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the thoughts and prayers.
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But then I was like, "Oh yeah, you could
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also like you could also put like runes
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on it, but like the runes can only be
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made from people's souls, so you can
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keep people in your thoughts and
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prayers."
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Terrible.
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Why do we make these kinds of like how
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are we funny? Like come on.
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Ion torch.
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We speak very well. Very good.
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We speak very goodly.
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Very welly.
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Horrible.
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An insufficient way to block something
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off.
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You're an inefficient way to block
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something.
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Yeah, I am. I'm not I'm not that fat
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anymore. Can't really use me as like a
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blockade anymore.
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Jeez.
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I only block 75% of the door now.
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Jeez.
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That's good.
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Oh, this is where you did the the the
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the
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explosion when they originally tried to
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kill the kill the thing.
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Someone's here. I saw it.
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[Music]
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Sounds like someone's trying to sell me
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something. All
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right, go this way. We're going to run
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cuz there's nothing here.
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What are you doing here?
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Um, I'm walking. It's open.
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That is a dead end. Good thing I have a
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bolt gun. Don't run.
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Nah,
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I'm not going to. I'll shoot you though.
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He's choking on his milk.
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Why are you choke? Like he's choking.
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He's choking on his milk.
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Get the map. Get the map.
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What map?
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Behind you. That map.
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The map. Get a map. Got to get a map. I
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don't want the map. I've been fine
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without the map so far.
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Take a map.
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Please take a map.
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I think it's fog of world unless you
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collect the maps. So like it unlocks as
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you explore it. But
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it's a no map run.
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No map percent.
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Mhm.
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And speaking of like in the first
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episode, I think we make a comment about
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like speedrunning this game.
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Bang.
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Um,
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yeah, I'm doing a great job on hour 17.
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Speedruns of this game do exist. So,
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there's a way that you can early on like
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get through a door and like
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skip half the story,
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skip to like this chapter.
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To be fair, I used to be more of like a
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any% kind of guy. Like watching, not
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like actually playing. Not any% like
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100% kind of guy.
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Hi,
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I've already saved. You mean nothing to
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me.
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Don't make me do it.
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What the That's what I thought.
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They're just scared, bro. They're
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terrified.
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Oh, yeah. We're doing this again, huh?
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What do you want? What do you want? What
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do you want?
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Don't make me do it. I'll do it.
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Stupid. It's fire.
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You can't you can't you can't tell fire
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what to do.
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You're supposed to go through there.
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You can't tell fire what to do.
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You can't.
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Damn. My access tuner isn't powerful
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enough.
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There has to be a way.
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Hey, look. A upgrade for your access
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tuner.
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Wow.
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How convenient.
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That's conveniently convenient.
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as opposed to inconveniently convenient.
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Hi
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again. We just went through this.
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Ah, it's right.
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Run back through the fire to get and run
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away. That makes sense.
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It does. Don't question them. They're a
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very smart alien.
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Are they though? Are they really?
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Holy goodness. Can a fella exist in
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these days and ages?
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Uhoh.
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I don't Okay, he's stupid.
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Um,
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you see me?
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Oh, thank you for waiting.
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How nice of him.
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Oh, you didn't complete it.
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No, I I I backed out of it because I
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heard them behind me.
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Gee,
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it's nice of It's nice of nice of him to
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wait though her to wait it to wait.
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Already in the system. Just punch the
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dash.
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What about you?
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I'll punch you.
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Oh,
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cut scene. Watch him get on the ship
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behind you cuz he he was technically
26:21
hunting you at that point. We leave
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together. It's like, woo, finally. I
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hated that place.
26:29
Cypher tried to kill you so many times.
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I just hated the semester. I just hated
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that space station. Where are we going
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now?
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Uh, the new space station. I hate space
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stations. That's why they killed me.
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Exactly.
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I want to be on a planet. That's all I
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wanted. I just want to be on a planet.
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Come on. I mean, in our defense, we did
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try to send you back to a planet.
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And then what happened?
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All right, alien. This is your stop.
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Welcome aboard the Anodora.
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Not sure how much
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I'm not sure how much longer the
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episode's going to last cuz I'm pretty
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sure it's next time on Couch Goblin.
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I I I I agree with you in that
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sentiment.
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So, uh yeah.
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Sheesh. Doing stuff.
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How you feeling?
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You know what? I felt pretty I I made
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progress for once. Yes, I did.
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You didn't really die that many times. I
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don't think
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it wasn't horrible. Editing me doesn't
27:44
have to like put a counter on screen or
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anything like that. That would be
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stupid.
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That'd be stupid.
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I'm really I'm really not going to do
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that. That's
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I am what I am doing.