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This is episode 1, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqaZpSLbdsIzDY1XmDcJTc7
The Goblins:
@larsburrito
@argos101
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I just want you to play with me
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oh boy if it isn't the new FNAF fan game
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am I right that guy over there no I
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don't think how new is this like when
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did it come out uh it was just like a
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month ago at this point
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it's it's the newish one are you tired
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of lackluster it's the conditions
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it's the new big one for inappropriate
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behavior during your daily routines
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it's the it's like the one the one it's
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the new one our brand new program you
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know I I assume by the way you're
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talking you're not like a true FNAF fan
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game aficionado
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this is the new one this is the one that
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everyone's blowing up this is the new
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popular one the endurance has been in
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the works since 2015. but version one
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that you love and that we know and love
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recently we found out that everyone
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knows about a month ago
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so yeah yeah I saw a few videos on it
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and it looks really hard and I want to
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see if it's that hard because I think I
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think they're just bad
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we need you I'm seeing some of the
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recommended games on the game shows page
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and I'm just laughing at some of them oh
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my God what is there tell me I need to
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know bump location
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it also means you have a limited time
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yeah that's the one that came over the
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match so I got right away and it's like
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Trump and Biden in the style of sister
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location animatronics
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the FNAF fan game communities can be a
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real hoot sometimes
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Callum let's make our world a happier
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place
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I'm glad that back together that got to
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you I am really happy that that is
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getting to you I didn't say in the sense
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that it is
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it's just like whenever I think of like
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the FNAF fan games there's always like a
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few where it's like this one's really
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good this one's really good this one's
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really funny and then I'll just the
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Trump location
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yeah just the one that I've absolutely
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never heard of hello
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hello hi there I'm Ronald hi Ronald
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welcome to the endurance program any
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relation to McDonald's
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all the relation to McDonald's work as
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an
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as in here on level
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level
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but I'm classy camera system
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I'm a maintenance engineer so keeping
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this crap and decent we need to
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engineering problems I solve problems
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not the not one of the mysteries of life
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I solve practical problems don't tell
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the rest of the staff I solve practical
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problems this is a practical man in a
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practical world
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[Laughter]
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it's rocking an early version of our
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software on it hence there's that weird
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terminal thing on a monitor to your
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right but it's not as complicated as you
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think there's also a bunch of wires nice
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wire management look at that down there
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oh my cable management is awful dude
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never never come over to buy a house and
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look at my my setup I have wires
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everywhere no dude I have wires all
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behind the monitor I have and then I go
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down and then all the cords that like go
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out for um like my VR headset and
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there's like the connection to the Wi-Fi
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there's just wires everywhere and you
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have no permissions around here these
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guys got it nice it's just like the
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wires to the floor and it's just all
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nice neat I have one cable like the
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other side of the room that I'm in
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because my hard wire connection for my
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network is through what is called a
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mocha and for lack of a better term it's
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a way to get ethernet through a coaxial
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Jack
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ET
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coax so like the uh words coax uh phone
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no phone is like a mini ethernet cable
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whatever
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um rocks I think would be like TV
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kind of stuff like that
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and why'd you choose that he did that
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oh yeah
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oh was he giving you uh it was a
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tutorial for yeah he's giving me the
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rundown
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I think oh I can adjust to you in the
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game separately volume wise I did not
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know that okay cool
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[Music]
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I mean it's learning that I have
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freaking incorrect password then on an
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eight
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eight and it's either an eight or an S
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oh this is gonna suck okay I forgot when
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I was watching people play this that I
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absolutely suck at typing
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so that's awesome
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actually it's easier than I thought well
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done well the modern keyboard
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is not ergonomic at all and is
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technically like one of the worst
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designs for a keyboard ever do you know
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why we have the Cur what we call the
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QWERTY keyboard flashlight
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keyboard because the top letters and the
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top of letters would be
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q-w-e-r-t-y in the office as well so the
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reason it's called QWERTY well the
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reason we use the QWERTY keyboard is
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because the keyboard was designed in a
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way where the commonly used letters were
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spaced apart from each other for
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typewriter usage
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unfortunately
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there will be limited so the when you
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would you know press the button on the
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typewriter the prongs that have the
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letters I would put the ink on the page
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of that specific letter translation and
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a door uh they wouldn't hit each other
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if you type quickly
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that usage meter is overloaded excuse me
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but there are ways you can say maybe
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that's precious energy so there's a link
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here
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useless trivia knowledge of the day
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courtesy of Jordan
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ventilation on and off
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but you have to keep in yeah dude look
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at those sunflowers or the you know like
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the rainbow in front of me because the
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lens flares yeah lens flares
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it consumes less who's the movie
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director that like the joke is he puts
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lint slurs on everything
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it's not Michael Bay he's the explosion
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guy oh he's the explosions guy it was to
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the point where there was a how it
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should have ended for that movie where
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it was like I have no idea what to do
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okay well first of all can we get rid of
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the lens players
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okay much better now we can actually
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think
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now we can actually think words
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did you know that not everybody thinks
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in the same way I don't think I said
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that properly but like apparently some
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people can't formulate words in their
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mind
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if like softly say it to themselves and
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good luck I mean I have multiple things
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that I'm stupid about and I'll just kind
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of
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oh man
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for now look for example right here like
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I'll think about something and how I
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want to say it when it comes out
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completely wrong or it's like your train
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of thought derails as you're saying it
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or you're just incompetent in every
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single way
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all right I think you might be wasting
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power in that regard oh yeah look at the
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bottom left I'm totally wasting power
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yep 100
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the tutorial night also sorry for sorry
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for the people watching I talked through
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the tutorial I already watched the
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tutorial I saw some people play this
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game and it looks really easy and they
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just look like they're bad at it so I
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want to see if I'm right I really think
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they're just bad at the game sorry all
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the people I watched
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okay
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6 A.M
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next time
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part one concluded
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ooh extras
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nice look let's see
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right two
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[Music]
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hey I gotta do the thing
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already looking awful
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you got this I believe in you
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perfect
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cameras are running
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if I remember we have like four main
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threats to worry about
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because I gotta worry about this guy do
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you know any of the SCP lore at all I do
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not actually all right um
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I know some drama behind some of the SCP
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Foundation stuff a house some guy in
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Russia tried to basically steal it all
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stealing things
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I mean isn't that what's going on with
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uh
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Putin and Ukraine and all that fun stuff
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he's trying to steal us right
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all right
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um
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I think I gotta turn that off for like
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an hour
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what that does
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all right so the main guys we're gonna
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have to worry about is this is we call
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this guy peanut right here this Stone
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guy he usually looks different but
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essentially if you don't look at him he
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can move I don't know his number I don't
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know his star sign or anything like that
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uh he's probably a Gemini
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uh he's just he's a stone guy I don't
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know anything about uh astrology so I I
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could I know I'm a Libra but that's it
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I don't know anything about astrology
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they don't feel bad
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and then there's this guy
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which guy oh yeah did you say elzoro
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you just said Spanish no I don't what
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does the fox say is the direct
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translation
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nice anyway this dog I don't know if
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it's the same one from the lore I know
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but it's a bad dog he kill people that's
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not good we don't like that okay I don't
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know what that teddy bear I don't know
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what this guy is
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he looks friendly you should just just
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let him say hi
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[Music]
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I know there's also the The Fog guy in
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here that's radical Larry as we like to
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call him it's not for his political
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beliefs it's because he's uh he's really
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weird and he likes to kill people
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not for his political beliefs no he's
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called radical Larry just because he's I
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don't know is it radical Larry or is it
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it's it's I think it's right it's Larry
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yeah this guy
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he's uh he's a bad guy he likes to take
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people who are alive into his dead plane
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also don't know his numbers I'm really
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bad with the numbers
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would it be 106. by chance might be a
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106. it's the I don't know if you know
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the meme where it's like the the guy
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gets his legs broken no I don't think so
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yeah he's that guy I mean he's the guy
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that causes that technically ah scp-106
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is humorously nicknamed radical Larry by
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the community however according to the
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the to a tale on the wiki his actual
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name is corporal Lawrence
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the radical area
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I don't know why he's radical Larry I
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just know that he's radical Larry
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repair
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I would probably put in a work request
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to get an extra screw for that vent that
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keeps falling down no they can't afford
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that I mean screws only cost like 50
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cents less than if you get a single one
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seven three that's Peanut's name that's
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one seven three he's made of concrete
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and rebar and he's super fast
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yeah radical boy
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I don't know what the key is
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I think this is a different one that I
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think it is
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that's descriptive thank you
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uh I don't know the numbers
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I'm gonna say that 15 more times because
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I really do not know the numbers I
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appreciate you clarifying the fact that
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you do not know the numbers
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I have a question for you I have a
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question answer I have an answer do you
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know the numbers I do not know the
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number what are the numbers Jordan the
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numbers Mason what do they mean
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I was gonna try reading that and then I
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realized I don't have the time to read
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that probably
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not having time to read something sounds
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familiar
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okay
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oh man
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oh goodbye
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he just he seems friendly he wants to
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say hi
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oh he can say hi never because I don't
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want to talk to him well I mean I know
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I'm a little bit anti-social but that's
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a little bit extreme
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you know it's a bit extreme radical
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Larry over here look at them teeth
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this guy oh my God what is wrong with
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you many things
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I mean same but
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good
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we good I think we're good
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running out of
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uh oh goodness okay he's right there
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we're fine we're good
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they were fine we're good I see you turn
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the oxygen back on we're fine
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hey yo
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please this is gonna be easy this is
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gonna be a one episode and done
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one episode done yeah yo extras
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wow I'm not reading that
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[Laughter]
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I send you a Discord message
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where's my phone I don't have my phone
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where's my phone
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I'm not a team that sucks I can't say
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I'm a teen anymore
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oh no being 20 sucks
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I mean maturity wise I'm Still A Team
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I forgot what I'm doing what is
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happening it's that guy
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it's the 079 it's the okay so apparently
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at least in Containment Breach which is
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like the main form of media for the SCP
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there's a there's a PC that runs the
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whole building
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and uh he hates humans I think
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and so sometimes he uh sometimes he
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doesn't like
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tic-tac-toe tic-tac-toe
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playing Tic-Tac-Toe I guess okay what
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happened what happens if you lose
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probably probably death I should
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probably not lose and as you can see I
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took the best course of action for that
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uh-huh
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um I believe in you you got this
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that makes one of us
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okay but yeah the PC runs the whole
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place
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and uh he doesn't like me I don't know
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why he turns evil he just kind of turns
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evil
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um
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I remember the games from like 2012.
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I need us and I forgot about that hello
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Doug
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hey I won
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okay
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get out of here Larry I don't want to
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hear about your propaganda oh that guy
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oh he's gone
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that guy too that's a shy man shy guys
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hey dude so yeah is it you see the one
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that you don't really want to know you
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want to avoid eye contact yeah if you
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look at him you die he'll kill you he's
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really shy and doesn't like people
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that's it that's his thing
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as you can see it's really funny when
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you have the guy that you have to look
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at and the guy you can't look at in the
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same room at the same time
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it's always a a bear of a Time
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pp079
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is uh intelligent and speak some
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sophisticated manner
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however is quite rude and immature
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yeah that one
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it seems as if it's just trying to
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improve itself and become better and
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therefore he just is rude and trying to
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kill humans
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because for some reason that's how he
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thinks he's going to do better
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and get better
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I mean hey
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don't don't knock the hustle
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look at insert billionaire here how do
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you think they treat humans
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hey draw
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so hopefully
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what does this even do
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it stays open
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just like increase decrease power
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I don't know I'm gonna
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what was that what man it's a shoulder
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shrug that okay then interesting yeah
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it's a creepy message you just sent did
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you see that
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I don't think I think I scroll too fast
18:55
for you I think you might just go too I
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just want you to play with me that's not
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that's not creepy at all
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I mean I'm just trying to find some
19:04
friends also so I mean I'm gonna be
19:06
forever alone yeah but if we don't watch
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this
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if if a quote-unquote friend wannabe
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tries to say something like I just want
19:14
you to play with me I don't think I want
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to be friends with that person
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it just sounds weird and why not
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I don't know
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I just want you to play with me it's
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just that there's no context where
19:27
that's a good line to say to anyone at
19:31
any time that is true what the heck is
19:34
that spaghetti okay hey I got a new
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access file
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so um
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it looks like spaghetti oh this is the
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was this the modded one
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I know in the in the old SCP game
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there's like modded characters
19:50
they like brought in like you know some
19:52
fans
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okay I'm sorry I didn't let's sorry okay
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I think that was that guy
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up oh he's not nice
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okay
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we're good
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we're fine everything's okay
20:08
everything's fine
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I'm gonna turn my servers back on
20:13
spaghetti spaghetti forget
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okay okay turn on cameras cameras turn
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on return on cameras cameras AKO cameras
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I gotta find this one you're almost
20:28
there you just have to pray that the
20:29
clock ticks over
20:31
here he's only there we're fine you got
20:33
this the only issue is I'm low on power
20:35
I mean you have less than an hour left
20:37
well in game
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uh he's there that's fine
20:45
so does the spaghetti just keep you
20:48
company right or I mean in the game he
20:50
would like make a loud sound like in the
20:52
old game so I really don't know what
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he's gonna do
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um
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I think I'm just gonna sit here
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oh
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okay yeah this is gonna be a one-off
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episode let's go it's gonna be easy
21:17
okay so this is the PC guy oh so he okay
21:20
it's because I wasn't playing the game
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probably
21:27
a minute yeah the loud sound guy
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oh you'd like run into him and he'd be
21:32
like wow and it'd be like he's he's he
21:35
was so loud in that
21:39
he was man he was just he dropped and he
21:42
was like you know yes so that's the
21:45
worst of it I mean geez it was an
21:47
irritating guy
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okay night four here we go
21:54
two more nights right here right now
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easy not easy
22:00
[Laughter]
22:02
if you know how to type geez well I
22:05
thought I thought it was an S apparently
22:06
it wasn't all right get off my back I'm
22:09
not on your back you're actually
22:10
multiple states away
22:12
well that's a skill issue
22:15
wow okay I see how it is
22:19
and I'm playing a game I would not mind
22:21
if you don't be a dick about it
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I mean
22:25
there are a lot of people that play
22:26
games or dicks about it I mean have you
22:28
ever played League of Legends
22:30
I've got my fan base is toxic
22:34
I'm upset that I've played it once too
22:37
I'm gonna keep that closed I don't want
22:39
to see what's what I meant was the
22:41
people that are that play the game are
22:43
toxic and you know
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rude pieces of crap yeah
22:51
I mean just look at any game with a
22:54
competitive setting you'll find toxic
22:55
people oh yeah
22:58
I mean there's a stretch of time where
22:59
my brother and I would respect we would
23:01
uh
23:01
call Salt League of Legends to be like
23:05
hey past the League of Legends that's
23:07
the League of Legends you guys are lame
23:09
yes we are although I've never played
23:12
League of Legends I couldn't get into it
23:13
just was too dull for me
23:16
I mean it's a MOBA oh
23:19
I just you sat there clicking for like
23:23
15 minutes per game and just not my
23:27
not my cup of tea I mean I say it's
23:29
because it's a MOBA but the only
23:31
um mobile like is like the lamest MOBA
23:35
I'm a big Pokemon unite fan
23:40
hey you can kill me what a nice guy
23:43
so nice try guys definitely the kind of
23:46
guy you just want to give a hug although
23:48
you seemingly are burning through Power
23:51
really quickly so I would probably you
23:53
know you know you know you know if you
23:55
could listen
23:58
do I look like a guy who doesn't know
23:59
what he's doing
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um
24:02
do you want me to answer that no I want
24:05
you to pretend to answer it
24:08
pretend to answer it okay
24:10
um yes you absolutely do know what you
24:15
are doing
24:18
geez line feels so wrong
24:21
happy for people people
24:25
now it's starting to get a little oh hi
24:27
hi sir
24:28
um
24:30
I don't know how to do that okay what I
24:33
I haven't met this guy yet it's the
24:35
plague doctor but I haven't
24:38
you closed the lift there's no need of
24:40
watching the cameras anymore
24:43
what
24:44
uh dude who knows
24:47
um although I think it's about time for
24:49
next time
24:51
I think I think it is yeah no but it was
24:54
gonna be a one-off no you took too long
24:57
damn it
24:59
uh unfortunate next time on couch
25:02
goblins oh man I mean it doesn't seem
25:06
I'm not the one playing it so it doesn't
25:08
seem too scary
25:10
I mean it's definitely uh uh a form over
25:14
fashion
25:15
like the game most FNAF fan games do the
25:19
it's super scary but it's really easy to
25:21
beat or something but this actually has
25:22
a bit of challenge to it which is nice
25:24
yeah
25:25
got a bit of that like hop out of
25:27
hooppity to it
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hippity hoppity yeah I'm coming for your
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property properties this is my property
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