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In this episode, the goblins try to befriend the entities held in the SCP Foundation.
This is episode 2, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqaZpSLbdsIzDY1XmDcJTc7
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Everything is awesome everything is cool when you're
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when you're not hello back adds SCP the endurance I'm not gonna put much effort into the intro because you didn't get
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put much intro into mine hey mine was perfect all right yeah there's nothing wrong with it at all can we roll the
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tape with on that can I send you that clip and have you smash that in send me the clip and I'll Tomb Raider roll the
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roll the clip
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quick password learn how to type dumbass
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all right so back at it like an addict
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I I'm not addicted to anything yeah we're good
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although some co-workers of mine are curious as to what I would be like
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with me high a lot of co-workers are kind of
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I don't know how to say it but a lot of co-workers get really bored and always try to think of like what would happen
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if you know I don't know if that's just a me you know
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being like what if what if scenarios what if we all just quit right now what if we all just walked out of this
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establishment at this exact moment in time
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I really if I were to like if I was got to the point where I was extremely fed up with like my manager because she's
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going yeah excuse me um part of me really wants to like go
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through and um like I want to get a group of friends a
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camping Nate it can't be Kyle because they've been there before they work there they've worked there do work there
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to just dress up in like pitch black suits oh
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looks nice maybe it's not let's not do that again the game says no he's not nice
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um everyone actually got me I was like slightly leaning into the screen and
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everything
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I want to get a bunch of friends like wearing pitch black oil suits
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as if they were like FBI agents or something like that and just come and like I look at them absolutely terrified
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and just book it like Sprint out of the door running away from them and just
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never make an appearance again llama
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I did that is that not a I'm gonna die I'm gonna die of death if that's okay with you
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is it still not going it's unless it's l-a-m-q
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gosh it's probably a queue it was a cue it was a cue
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you know your letters that didn't look like a cue where is he oh he's already there
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as a wise man once said man says many things
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no no oh damn it what is this guy what does he do
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how do you get rid of him I I don't know he just showed up eat the Forbidden
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forbidden spaghetti I'm not eating oh he's a hearty I I'm dead there's nothing I can do here
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he's just going to keep you company I never turned it off bro I'm not gonna
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have power I'm not gonna have reception I'm not gonna have a funeral service
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after this bro it's like you're getting spit roasted by absolutely everything right now I am
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gosh everything at once everything and everything and everything and everything
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they're fine I'm okay except if he moves he moved okay that's not good everything everything everywhere all at once
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yes that movie gave me a headache I had to watch it from my film class it wasn't I
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never actually watched it I just saw the binging with Babbage thing where he baked he made the bagel
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I forget that part it's like everything bagel it's like everything even my report cards when I
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failed in school I don't think this is like this came this movie came out this year we're talking about the same movie yeah
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always does like the newer movies and stuff because like the one thing that I
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what the heck was that this is this guy
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he's playing music loudly
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um because the only thing that I really remember about
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the movie is there's a fight where like their weapons just become
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um dildos okay they just become a dildos oh yeah they
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just it just becomes yeah it's a very bizarre
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movie and like in the final fight she just
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attaches like one of those googly eyes to her forehead and just The Matrix Dodges every attack and walks
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past everyone it's really weird and stupid I mean is this a newer movie or you say
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this was an older movie oh this is about this past year I feel like newer movies try to do like
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a sort of way too much in an instant [Music]
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yeah I I was not fond of it I also had to watch alien I had to watch
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um like xenomorph it was like a different alien yep like the original alien you know the uh
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what's her name running around the ship you know shirtless pretty much
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as every as every movie has oh yes of course she's not shirtless okay she's just
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wearing basically her um tank top
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yeah oh this guy dang it oh Are You Gonna Fill Up parkour again
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forget that there's fall damage don't forget I don't even get it oh wow
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time of death oh it actually told you your time of death I think it's the furthest you might have gotten I think it tells me to tie to time of
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death because I didn't teleport to the place you know what I mean oh yeah maybe I didn't get removed so it's like dating
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sponge because I'm not there yeah all right maybe this time I can see
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a call nah it's it's a Russian bird book
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uh shoot I forgot to bring the I didn't bring the vodka I didn't bring the vodka for my Moscow mule
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actually those are pretty damn good okay so from the way I see it I just
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kind of need a few cameras so if I set things up properly I just need to split to this flick to that
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flick to this flick to that flick to that flick of this click to that do this you are pulling a
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I was gonna say like Markiplier trying to figure out night five so far I think I kind of got it down pat
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I just need to make sure to focus on everything all at once yeah
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hello goodbye come on take it off
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this is gone over here over there click between that camera go to here
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that music see I couldn't hear it last time because the guy was summoning the the one guy
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The Forbidden spaghetti The Forbidden for spaghetti don't you ever eat that
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spaghetti it's a bad idea
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spaghetti and eyeballs spaghetti and eyeballs ah my favorite souffle
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spaghetti and eyeballs God damn it
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I haven't I'm seeing a bad habit form as I do this I keep flicking the camera up and down all the time waiting for the
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one guy oh yeah yeah when's the last time you checked on this
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on the tic-tac-toe that's good there you go I think he just won didn't you
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oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah probably oxygen oxygen
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I definitely like playing these games more than guy
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more than playing them although I do want to play um
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what is it security breach no I lost I lost I lost I lost I lost I
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lost I've lost why did you the guy got through look I got through the guy got through
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this guy on this level he got through oh well you gotta come over and you're gonna kill I'm gonna win Tic Tac too
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before I die though I mean as you do yeah
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oh that's I haven't I don't think I've seen this one oh you just turned it off he just turned things off
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so yeah he didn't outright kill me oh no there he is no one hey we're Buddies
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staring to his eyes you have lovely eyes the doctors in
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okay you got this i got this I'm gonna turn the hat backwards I don't have time to
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turn the hat backwards if something looks suspicious it's probably worth checking out
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strategy you gotta do that at the start
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here we go Everything is awesome everything is cool
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when you're not dead Everything is Awesome all right I'm gonna close one of these doors and just look at the other
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one the good thing is that you probably are saying that so poorly
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that we won't get a strike um you gotta sing songs like that now in
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this day and age yeah you know
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I don't want to know oh goodbye
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cool let me in yeah yeah
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everything's fine everything's not fine everything dude that was like an instant bro you're
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stupid you're stupid I hate you and you're stupid The Forbidden spaghetti
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the freaking stupid spaghetti in my face bro poopy poopy
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oh yeah I gotta play PC games over here don't I that's what that I think that's
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what that is that's my only explanation for what that could possibly be I didn't mean to do that
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yeah he just wants a friend I mean I do too but get away over there
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we need power do you really yes [Music]
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and quite a lot of it it's 1am and I have almost 50 this is
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not going well no it is not but you're also just camping out with
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doors closed everywhere I have to he's making me
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and teddy bear I gotta turn on the accident
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I'm dead I'm Not Dead
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do you got this I believe in you
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fine is it
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Shazam I think so does it matter
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now it's on now it's on
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I hate that so much nothing scares me except for that stupid spaghetti pile
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being spooky oh no the plague doctor is trying to get in no I got him I locked
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the door it's fine now I gotta look at the other door oh friend we're good
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are we yes what
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was that thing everything's okay we're over here
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everything's out there and I'm in here so as long as we don't coalesce we should be fine no no there's something
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in with you stop what you're doing stop we're good
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it is 3 A.M and you have 35 a.m I'm feeling lonely
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but we're fine uh man what could possibly go wrong nothing everything's
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fine nothing can go wrong yes exactly we'll go with that
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Skye this Larry guy this radical Larry guy with his business
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and his nonsense like I can't even believe this guy I haven't played that in eight days he's gonna murder me on
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the spot things are getting blurry it looks like that's the that's when I don't have
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enough oxygen yeah but I have enough oxygen now so I can what's stupid is the doors open
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right next to you so you should be getting plenty of oxygen no but if there's no glass
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we didn't plant enough trees nah no he moved he moved he moved he's there
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we're good go over here get some oxygen in my lungs shut the door because it's been open for eight decades close that
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up we're good close this we're yeah I'm good
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I don't know if you've ever seen someone who's good before but that's me that's me right now because I'm good I'm okay
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I'm fine yes I believe you too you are definitely going to die
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um I help you oh and he got me okay I just gotta ride it out
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play doctor got in yeah it doesn't matter because he gets me
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what am I at 5 20 5 20 5 20 5 12. he got pretty damn close
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this is this is the one right here I'm feeling it backwards
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very uncomfortable but I got this I believe in you Shack Shack
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I love that guy he plays basketball
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no my fat fingers I hit my head as the size of a water bottle for him
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not the water bottle
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if I developed this game and I wanted to be a dick at some point throughout the game I
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would just rotate the tic-tac-toe board like so like right before you like when
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you when you're not looking at it it just rotates 90 degrees
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no you're good we're fine I'm fine everything's okay no thanks I've had enough spaghetti I've had more than
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enough spaghetti so far
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I closed that for no reason at all
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I tried to click on them
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I'm so used to it just being halfway blurry all the time I'm just I'm sort of just half used to it being blurry so
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when it's not blurry my eyes look fuzzy
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[Music] your douche dude freaking douche you
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hear the FED instantly just stop whatever you're doing and go back it's like no no listen I would rather die of
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death than have spaghetti be the reason of my death die of death rather than have spaghetti be the cause of death what exactly I
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don't think that was because the spaghetti is so freaking loud dude I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe I swear
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if someone was just walking past him here is that with no context we're fine
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everything's okay like tic-tac-toe I got it come on
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I swear I'm playing Tic-Tac-Toe right now I cut off his jump scare [ __ ] tea bud
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wasn't that the jump scare for playing Tic-Tac-Toe oh yeah yeah
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somebody angry oh the door is open I couldn't the guy was there in the door
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and I don't you tell me to get good
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hey hey PJ PJ what get good
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don't again this is what I get I had the second I'm like oh dude this is so easy boom this yeah
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you got this I believe in you or to Jazz that is not what I read of that it's not
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a very extremely quick glance
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of course that's not a capital s what is that
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what can that possibly be it's a q that's it don't talk to me I'm
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having a bad day I was having a good day and then I played this game and I'm not having a
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good day hey let the record show that you're the one that wanted to play this game it was this or Pogo sucks so I was
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having a bad date either way don't don't act like I had good choices lined up for myself
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oh man I played OverWatch 2 for the first time yesterday
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did you play who'd you play as um I just keep with my main I always
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um I have a main for tank and healing so Devo or Mercy
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although that is kind of what the new players gravitate towards I'm not gonna lie
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um well I mean playing one game of one game as Mercy I
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got like like everyone on my team endorsed me with for like good teammate or whatever
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it's like I did the thing I I got up to like in
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OverWatch one I got up to like rank four of um the endorsements in like less than a
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week just playing nothing but support
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there's someone that I was playing with I was drunk one time where [Music]
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um I kept on writhing Reviving the same person and
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um there's one time where we were so close to winning um he was our tank he died and I
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resurrected him and it was like right about to go into overtime or whatever and like he got on on voice chat
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and said like Mercy you rock and like you could obviously he was drunk you're
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the best man no it came out coherent it just came out yeah you could you could hear listen I
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know I know a lot of drunk people because most of them are my family members but they don't they don't sometimes what
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it's always they always have like a like a childlike Wonder to their voice whenever they talk
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I don't drink that often but when I do I get blessed no I don't
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think I've ever I've never been drunk I've gotten a little bit dizzy before
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because I had a lot to drink in
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um I had a lot to drink and it was the uh the bar was in the roof of our
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Hotel when I was in like South when I was in South Dakota
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and I'm sure you're aware but alcohol affects you faster at higher altitudes
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um so I didn't have enough water or whatever so I just had to hold myself up
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when I was walking because I was kind of dizzy but I was still coherent
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coherent
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just poor guy just slammed me in the door he killed me like five times don't you call him a poor guy
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poor guy
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you know what has anyone ever just asked what these anomalies want maybe they just want a friend a lot of them just want to be left alone and a lot of them
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want to kill people there's not really much of an in-between I'm not gonna lie
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why did I do that one it's a shame that um is it 999 that's just the blob
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The Blob what this the one that keeps falling down here spaghetti pie no no no no no it's just like a completely
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harmless it's just a blob and the joke is that everyone wants to just have alone time
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with a blob and just be friends with it and
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noises I hear noises I hear noises go away
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I'm busy thank you sorry you're saying though I lost to the
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guy hey maybe he'll take two hours to get in
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it's fine no he's not he's gonna come up in like five seconds he's gonna be like I'm a bad dude we're back I'm a bad boy
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you see I'm a bad boy I just we're friends I just won't
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all right I'm doing one more you know what just just to poop his news just I'm not Boop in the snoot
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I mean you're gonna die anyway I mean that's how it works if he touches you you die
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oh hang on I'm being summoned by my dad I'm summoned by my dead here I'll pause
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for you so perfect time to do one more yeah
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[Music] foreign
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hey you got the cue this time I did I did get the Q this time that was in a little sad death if I just died to him
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right then and there have you tied to the teddy bear yet now
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teddy bear doesn't kill you oh what does he do uh he'll sit on the PC and you can't manually turn it on or
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off anymore oh that's nice not very
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so they're only what three entities that actually kill you the spaghetti and the teddy bear don't kill you spaghetti and
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the teddy bear don't kill you the PC doesn't kill you either what does the PC do if yeah it bothers
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me and no no no no no no no no no no God no the spaghetti
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this is the guy I don't wanna I don't wanna
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the PC I think it jump scares you on the screen if you don't play its low game
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it's just another thing to keep an eye on
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everything's fine you tell everything's fine is it though
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I don't think it is
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I saw I was updating my Graphics drivers today and apparently
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um portal with RTX Ray tracing is going to be available I think December 8th
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I always like uh how people treat their games like that at least like the fans
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it's an official like oh he manually drags my screen down from that I
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understand why I'm sorry don't die okay we're good
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I think it was an official like valve update because I think it's a partnership yeah
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I don't think it's it's not a fan thing um I thought it was a fan Thing by the sound of it
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you know portal with RTX you know no it's I think an official like valve I'm not
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sure if you had to pay for it but from what I saw it on Steam I think the the mod itself is free
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I saw the trailer and holy [ __ ] does it look like portal with RTX
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foreign program it looks like
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I'm definitely doing research on it when I'm recording with you okay
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sorry you're good yeah yeah yeah we're good there's no
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price so it's probably just like a mod
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you got this I believe in you I'm doing okay not great but okay I I believe in
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you you got this you got this I promise you you got this got this I almost didn't have it right
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there but we're fine you're you got this and hey you're getting it with the
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Forbidden forbidden don't bring up the fact that the Fabian spaghetti's there dude he's gonna be like I urge you and
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he's gonna be like plays Careless Whisper on the
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which one's that is
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not good uh it's the Gandalf meme I think the the head nodding Gandalf meme
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I'm not I'm not remembering it fine we're fine we're fine we are okay
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we are no longer okay we are fine we are okay we are fine are we sure no
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okie dokie power wise you're doing pretty damn good I'm doing pretty damn bad more like it
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more than a half we're done you you have one hour left you got this what is it an hour is like what two
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minutes two and a half three get out of my room you fat [ __ ] I'm sorry
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fine then bye it's not even fat either he's like the skinniest guy I know
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oh yeah yeah yeah I can't stop making this I'm trying to make different noises when things happen
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but it just keeps coming out as yeah yeah oh he turned my [ __ ] off ah [ __ ] you
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know what is it gonna have to do
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sorry I missed I missed that my brother doesn't understand the idea of me trying to do stuff you're good
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I'm not gonna be able to turn the things on so I'm just gonna deal with this I'm gonna have to ride this out
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and we're fine yes okay okay so next time okay yeah
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next time next time I was gonna say because it's just a five yeah but next time hell man next time
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we'll uh oh man I mean it's a pretty damn good game but
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probably an equally long episode just for night five it's not gonna it's I'm gonna get a
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first try watch me quote me on this I'm I'm going to laugh if you get this first
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try I will buy you don't buy me anything I will just get a first try and that's it that's all it's
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gonna happen uh-huh okay yeah and I believe you too yeah put put this at me me put this at the
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end of the at like the end of the thing so for next time first try
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