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Spencer used to allow PJ to borrow their computer. Which led to some... interesting files being downloaded onto the laptop... Oh and Jordan plays some Tomb Raider.
This is episode 5, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFon0QDpdiG2H4rP0AlVQgpm
The Goblins:
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then you know I got a dick suck boy
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what dolphin porn GBA porn I guess
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guitar porn licenses
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Tomb Raider all right you can go I love
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your intro thank you appreciate it it's
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a really good it's really good
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simplistic mess I'm looking at the couch
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goblins my name is Mr ghost town you may
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know me you may not I'm here with two
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other goblins Jordan and PJ we don't
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need to do that started we don't need to
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do that full intro every single time
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you you have to keep it consistent
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can I do that yet I can't do that yet
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damn it yeah exactly they gotta know who
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we are
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hey guys do you see this raining
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uh no it looks like
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two-dimensional
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could go on
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some droplets
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it's just like that Tick Tock audio
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uh I feel like I've made a mistake
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go on no because I feel like I made a
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mistake
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do I go up here yet I do go up here
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completely stupid
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these ruins
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they're from the kombucha Israel
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I have phasmaphobia on oh I miss playing
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faster because you because of you we
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played it we played it once
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I also have tabletop simulator what if
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we play tabletop simulator just play a
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[ __ ]
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boy
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no you just had it on my laptop
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hey do you guys know no I'm supposed to
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go no okay okay well luckiest word
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didn't pass bye how do I sign into your
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Steam
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I can't get into mine now
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give me your password
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yeah verbally verbally say your password
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and your username
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I want to put tabletop simulator
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okay
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explosions
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I love violence
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mother I crave violence
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no hand it over you okay no you know
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what you did do you didn't sign out on
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my Steam account you signed out of my
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friend's Steam account that last friend
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I'm assuming you are no longer in
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contact with but I'm no longer in
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contact with it'd be awkward
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I had all of their fun games
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and you took it from me so give me your
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steam so you do realize that you could
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create your own and you guys could set
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up the Family Sharing stuff right
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what is sharing
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what is what is share
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Diva beaver beaver I can't do it as bad
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I'm pretty I'm pretty sure even the
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Family Sharing thing you can't see them
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unless I'm offline
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um
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so you can play
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a game if they're online but they cannot
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be playing a game
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give me you can only play when I'm not
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playing I'm pretty much
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yeah
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or you could just get good
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I'm going into the homework file
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don't don't forget to look at the
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Dolphin porn
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I got a dick suck boy
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what dolphin porn GBA porn I guess
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guitar porn licenses
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[Music]
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okay
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no dolphin would be we and GameCube
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let's play Let's Play Platinum let's go
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except I don't know and yeah
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it's so loud
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and then guitar porn is cloning though
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what are you guys doing over there
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shut up why is that a command
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I'm literally in tears it's so loud what
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is a command what what happened
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I'm clicking it shut up
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you had to work out for you
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are you good over there no
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oh my goodness I can't breathe it's so
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loud I press the shut up button and it
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went quiet and then it went Pokemon
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foreign
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nice work
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so I up up down down left right left
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right to the radio tower up up down down
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up up down down left right left right b
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a start
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let's see what other what else what else
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do we have here besides
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oh God scales red dolphins
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wild dolphin what yeah what of it
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I'm I guess I enjoy your variety let's
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open Dolphin and let's see how loud it
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is oh Smash Bros
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Update it
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yeah
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you just don't know yet I'm still the
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one thousand
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final
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s in time
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hey what is this
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is an audio
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so can we just uh get a little bit of an
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update like what is what is going on
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over there
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um
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it's a lot of porn
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uh to the viewers that hook to to the uh
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viewers at home this isn't actually porn
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this is um
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actually the emulator files
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porn because it wasn't my laptop
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I like you
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you on my laptop and I got so much [ __ ]
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on here so much [ __ ]
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let's just look at the front screen
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alone shall we of games that I don't I
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didn't put on here
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phasmaphobia SCP I got your Google open
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thing j butt dude what I got brawlhalla
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I got stay out which I'm pretty sure was
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not me Star Wars the Old Republic I got
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Team Fortress Team Fortress 2.
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a lot of stuff going on over here
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and that's probably not even all of it I
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could probably go into my files and find
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a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] on here mushroom
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watch watch him actually find the
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homework folder the legitimate homework
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folder my home I would have never put a
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homework folder on someone else's laptop
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I would have been so bad
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that's what my phone was for bro
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and your iPad excuse you
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okay that's fair
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I know what buttons to push I'm not
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stupid
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uh so to euros at home I have no idea
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what I'm supposed to be doing right now
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all I know is I'm climbing
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praying to the powers that feeds
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don't worry about it what's going on
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I'm just setting a [ __ ] ton of gifts
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there's no one up here interest
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ing
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do you want to say that again
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storm
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stay alert
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stay alert dies
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I've been sitting on my knees this whole
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time oh I'm in agony
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my ass is starting to hurt
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you [ __ ] up couch this couch sucks I
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told you we got it for sale from Craig
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on Craigslist
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blue couch oh that's not that's not in
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the budget
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can't you just steal another one
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no one got it and he bought it my ass
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there's so many queso stains
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some of them are queso okay
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not all
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not most
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[Laughter]
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oh my God oh my dad is calling me
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because he doesn't know where I am
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apparently hang on a second
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my dad called me because he didn't know
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where I was
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saying
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no actually I'm saying the opposite it's
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just okay dolphin let's open this
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dolphin thing up and let's see how loud
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it can be
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don't because if I hear it I'm gonna
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laugh and it's gonna ruin the recording
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if I laugh I'm gonna have an appointment
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I mean yeah I don't even have the will
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to live
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oh I've opened it up it's the Wii yeah
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Dolphins I don't know any of the
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controls this dolphin is we please don't
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be loud please don't be loud please
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don't be loud please don't be loud oh
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I'm so scared I'm so scared wait no
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hey PJ do you remember this part
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oh please don't be loud
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go don't be loud
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apparently it was
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[Music]
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I think I think Spencer might be deaf
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what are you listening to
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Trail oh are you listening to the smash
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thing
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it'll look like a bunch of old switch
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[Music]
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wait this is awesome
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you've been shot that's a shame tell me
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more
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[Laughter]
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oh
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thank you oh Project M and it's a people
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remade brawl because everybody hates for
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all okay
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um that can be heard so if you don't if
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you wouldn't mind you know turn glasses
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I can't hear a single word it's so loud
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if you don't mind
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if you wouldn't mind you know not
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ruining the recording that'd be much
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appreciated
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I got it
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I got it I did it Meme and nobody
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responded oh you sent to meme I was
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jamming
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oh yeah I sent the note threads to my
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YouTube
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they don't care about you so they they
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hate your guts you're a horrible person
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you should go now what's on this GBA
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porn I guess
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what's the actual report
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dumb enough to put it on other people's
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computers I was lying
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false sense of security
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that's it
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how do I find the games for this one
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oh
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stop saying to see what games you got oh
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is this
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what what
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do you like to share with the class
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Fire Red Run 4 Steam
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oh that was for the remember when we
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steamed the randomizer round
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this is the first one to beat Brock
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telling you Rays I remember that I
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forgot about that that was like that was
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a great one that's what we that's what
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we're gonna do next someone lost
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for somebody this looks like it might be
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I feel like it was big cloud hero
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I think next time around that should be
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uh next year that should be like our
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extra life stream that we do is just be
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a lot of fun in the Stream oh God
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14 years old
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he has to be yeah yeah she must well I
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mean unfortunately I don't think I have
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a day to just dedicate to playing
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Pokemon
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what yeah probably electrical okay some
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audio [ __ ] up and I'm not sure on
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Whose end
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actually it sounds like it's better now
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so it's on the log right and this thing
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comes looming at me Illumina the water
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was okay it's PJ he's echoing a little
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bit
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[Music]
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blaming it on somebody else wow PJ you
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should be ashamed of your with yourself
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how far you've Fallen
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all right oh God it is a casting couch
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look at the home video quality
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I'm stuck in Clone hero someone help me
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take three and actually I don't even
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know what that is I don't even know what
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that is
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oh I think they were like an exploration
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and documentary crew I think that's the
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official
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uh project that they were on when the
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boat became not a boat
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it came not a boat
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no boats
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this damned reality Tomb Raider and the
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Quest for the love
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people say I'm not dinner
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no offense Jonah I thought I was lacking
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but then I realized it's just the
17:13
quality of the camera you know that so
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until we find the losses yeah
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and I believe I'm streaming it at 1080
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30.
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we're gonna make you look like Gordon
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Ramsay in editing
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Gordon Ramsay
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Dr James Whitman filler15 take four
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action
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okay now take a firm grip firm more firm
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thermally grasp it I studied them so
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much I can see chops on the back of my
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eyelids but if I'm not right about
17:45
yamatai being in the Dragon's Triangle
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remember yeah
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you ran up and showed it to me dressed
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in your back are they filming a whole
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movie they're making a they're making a
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documentary that will eventually be
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edited and you know try to do a crappy
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YouTube series hey wait a minute that's
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this let's play
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I was just about to say that beating the
18:07
meta
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you're welcome I saw your joke before
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you even said it yeah yeah
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yeah I I just you know I'm really good
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at the self-deprecating humor so you
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have to be faster on that
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yeah I'm a good for nothing piece of
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[ __ ]
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oh no they better charge their batteries
18:32
there's only 23 minutes left on that
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battery
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now what uh
18:45
pick it God and pray
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diabetes
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bring me alcohol sorry
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I would actually also go with Lucifer
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[Music]
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because he's gone through so much he was
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like hey guys I have this idea on how we
19:10
can you know take care of this heavenly
19:12
area and they're like we don't like your
19:14
idea and then pushed him down to Hell
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exactly yes yes that's exactly what it
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was like next to my couch goblins
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popular
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uh yeah he prayed nope or whatever you
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know the other day I was like Lucifer
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you can't be setting things on fire and
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now my crops are gone and now I'm acting
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Africa
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it's beans okay well hail Satan