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Our robot goblins delve deeper into the world of Aperture Science with berating them along the way.
This is episode 2, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqSBeqsXRjC7v8qgvqoof-5
The Goblins:
@larsburrito
@argos101
#portal2 #portal2coop #funny #playthrough #meme #memes #letsplay #podcast
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know what happens just keep holding it
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yeah oh hey that doesn't look good
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not here it's long enough hey yo welcome to couch goblins hello let's go
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let's go Lars burrito
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I just saw the silent stare at each other it's like we both know that nothing wrong is happening wink wink
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this is totally what's supposed to happen wink wink
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you know if I were to develop one of the Developers for this game I would make it so each time the layout is reversed it
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goes back and forth that's the test for nothing more than five minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another
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10 minutes oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hang on I'm busy jump into my by Blue I'm busy
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I'm doing stuff
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that didn't really work did it no it didn't laughs
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I'm busy all right so we have this to this to the
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oh do I hit him with one of these is that it there you go did we ever do hard puzzles
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no I think you have to set it up for me so I do this and do that oh dude there's a wall behind you
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and then and then you um and then I do this and I just do this you see isn't it
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fun you look like you're having a blast no I'm not okay let's let's uh
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[ __ ] you all right this time for sure do I believe you though
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yeah man go for it I did it I did it
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uh all right so what you want to do is you want to do this and then if you do this you can be like
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again again
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I don't know maybe it's like a do this because then I'm up here I'm not up here and then I'm up here
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which makes me be up here I love seeing you try to maybe miss out all right so
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maybe if I do this I'm up here wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute oh wait there's another one I'm
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done I'm done figuring it out okay no I got this trust me watch this so what you want to do is you gotta have this one
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here and then I'm gonna have this one here and oh I can't hit that one all right can you put
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one here that's not the button that's still not the button here or here
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um I think at first we need to do it where I have my portal laid out I think
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your stupid Hat's almost covering your eye you can't see nothing you know why all right well tell me when you need me
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here go ahead and try to jump see what see what that does
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nice okay um okay then from up there I think you have to set it up so I can do things
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there okay um and then can you reach there
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no no okay so I think you we have to do it reverse Maybe
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all right so hang on what can you reach up there oh wait hang on I think I gotta come back down come back down
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you're gonna Place one right yeah or you're gonna Place one right yeah right
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and then we're both gonna go up here right okay
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and then I'm gonna put one of these right here and then you're gonna put one right there
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and then I go through here and then I do this and now you go
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through would you look at that Mom said it's my
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turn oh damn it well listen don't look at me
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like that don't look at me like that I oh yeah you like that
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oh okay I feel like that I wish there was a middle finger top because you so deserve
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it all right let's do it one more time let's do it one more time for good luck for good luck right for
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good luck for good measure for good measure yeah so we're both going up no
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no I know I put I put you up there okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah then I do
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this and then you put yours down there yeah and then I go I hope I shot the
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right one okay and then you go okay and then we're good bam
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there we go we finally did it congratulations
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away I can drop the fake pranks you have no
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idea how tiring it is placing an edgeless safety Cube into a receptacle
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the edgeless safety Cube because you're incompetent all the girls call me the
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edgeless safety Cube
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I am the Angela safety Cube have you not known this um
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and how does that make you feel like an edgeless safety Cube like I have no edges and I'm also made
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for safety and for cube I was just interesting all right I see how this is going get in the hole Jordan
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get in the hole oh yes I love this one as long as you don't kill me
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oh I gotta hit the button that makes sense that makes a lot more sense I I didn't actually know I had to
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hit the button I just saw two butt things on top of each other and then one of those over there and I was like ah
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yes good job jackass
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it's so much funnier the second time all right this time that one was also an
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accident I swear I didn't realize it was open for so long I thought it had to be like perfect you know what I mean I
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think you had to push the button first yeah and then transfer it over
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I did it I did all right now you have to do the same to me
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Jordan please have mercy have mercy Jordan please
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oh [ __ ] I hit the wrong one [ __ ] how
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I miscalculated don't don't question it my man miscalculated over here
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hurry up for [ __ ] sake
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mess makes me laugh
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the thought of you cutting that out damn
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don't go back to her man she's upset
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did I tell you the one about the turned off reassembly machine
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I know you're upset because you lost the last one so I can let you win there you go just for you
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[Music]
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I love that look of absolute being upsetness on your face
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yeah I'm not I'm not upset I'm that bad I'm just disappointed
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your insecurities I thought you just jumped to your death
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no no no no no not yet one second thought we don't have the time just look at how much better than blue blue you
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are very good at being an example oh would you look at that uh why do they
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like me more I thought I got minus 5 000 points
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it sounds like it's magic
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because you were like oh oh oh I'm like it's magic it has to be
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I did it oh okay try that again
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no [ __ ] you you don't get it how is this even science without the
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possibility of death sorry the dress was there I had to do it
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let me be hot my way back over don't worry I won't do it this time
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I don't know man I promise you I will not do it
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but you better hurry your ass up oh
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um I'll go up I have to grab it from up here I think
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I'm coming I have little legs okay I've noticed yep okay now you we do the
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similar thing uh up here put putting a portal there and there
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and I pass it up to you why don't you just walk through the portal I could I could have but that
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requires you know competence when they said no one would ever die during this test
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thanks for proving them wrong yeah Jordan thanks for proving them wrong
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you're welcome they were out here enjoying themselves
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being correct I have no regerts
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um sorry I was eating a Milky Way remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the
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calibration test I lied there are five thousand other two subject teams in
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direct competition with you bro don't worry why do they keep doing this oh
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[Music] uh but wait a minute because we also have to go up here and
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fling ourselves I'm not sure if
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oh no I know what we're doing okay
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um you see your portals there and there I don't think that's gonna be how that
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works yep nope maybe yep
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um okay you have to unless I do both of them
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hello haha I was right
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begin juggling test anything three two one
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are you are you having fun up there yes okay good good talk
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hey PJ yes go get your balls balls
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why there's so many balls I don't know there was a joke about a juggling test of some sort I'm not sure
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hang on I'm busy okay hurry up hang on
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they're sorry I had to watch you wouldn't understand you wouldn't understand man
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you had to be there yes I did I did have to be there
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I mean why not I hate that Pokemon no
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what I'm not mad I'm just disappointed all
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right Mom I was confident you could finish do you know where I was I was
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outside watching some deer frolic you don't even care about the outside dude we win at the same time
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wait did we did that just oh damn that was easy
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thank you Staples advertisement oh do it again
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that didn't work yeah I know hang on a minute I have to do the thing with the thing
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cool now do it again
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nice I'm not sure what to do oh so you'll go through and then
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are you able to get a portal on are you able to get a portal on that side yeah so you'll launch yourself through
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it and then you'll go up there huh it's okay so you're gonna
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hang on because I have a portal here so are you able to put a portal here oh
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just go back through just go back through just go back through it just jump through the thing
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okay trust you just gotta trust me sometimes we did it we did you know what that
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means I Gotta Laugh at you oh purpose to what you're doing
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it's an achievement to winning a certain amount
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do I need to go up there also uh no I think you go I think you go through that this thing
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because those are the events
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okay so how is it in there um I'm now trapped and kind of hang on
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hang on hang on I'm kind of lonely and scared come towards the opening wall
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I know I am towards the opening wall all right go through it no I can't
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are you having fun yes all right come on
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a little bit yeah
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well then I have no idea what I'm doing oh wait a
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minute um is there something oh do I gotta I get you I see it I see it oh but we need
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a thing hang on I got this single-handedly watch this I'm yeah cause I'm trapped so
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I think you may have to hang unless I can just do this I cannot unless here we go just let me
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let me watch you conveniently no nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
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nice nice nice and then you do like this and then you
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do this and then you go and then you go we
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and then you come back through and I can just let you in let's go through there
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I did it Everybody Dance Now
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the tiniest little thing you know what
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you're better than that what is this the first person shooter
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I'm gonna win how much else do you have sorry 3472. I have 400 uh sorry uh 42 069
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not the 69. that's cheating
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I think Nate's about to fall asleep on his chair digital confidence is still not high
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enough remember even I was created with an imperfection I was given too much empathy with human
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suffering but I overcame my handicap that's a true story
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that was fun good job I'm proud of you that's so fun I'd like to do it a second
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time why are you the way that you are
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now I'm here wait wait you can just cross over I know but I think what
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you're supposed to do I think it's supposed to end up putting a portal there there and the ones that I put over
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there
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wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay um go on the other side of the Emancipation Grill
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and put a portal there and or not I'm busy Jordan I can see that good job
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I'm proud of you extremely busy right now okay I'm gonna actually try to solve the puzzles
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what if I do this help help
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me oh wait hang on I think I see it I think I see it
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that was easy it can't be a single person thing okay cool I pushed a button
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cool I think I still have to go by myself though oh good job
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oh Portal's coming up uh Cube coming over oh hey Cube uh
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the button down there I think okay cool the door's open now so now I I
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have to oh [ __ ] I didn't need to change that damn it that's okay I gotta go back
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through again anyway
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nice here just to use my portals no God damn
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it I don't need your portals
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wrecked nice now I can laugh at you
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well thanks for leaving your portals out so uh thank you easy mode
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yeah easy whatever uh let's see what this button does wee
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I see it oh you do this and then you do this and
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then you do this and then you do this which then does this which will then do
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I don't think I have it right and then you do this
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all right I may have had some of that wrong
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uh I think you have to like be in line with it when you catch the thing [ __ ] [ __ ]
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if you want to stay on it stay on it stay on it oh [ __ ] uh it's coming
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you're too short all right it's coming perfect timing
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perfect timing yeah and then stop over there all right just now just go one more time just go one
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more time around the Merry-Go-Round okay here we go here we go man out here single-handedly solving puzzles you know
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what [ __ ] you I find something troubling without the looming consequence of death
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is this even science you already asked that question
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I swear she already asked that question uh interesting and how does it make you
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feel uh like a human being who lives on the planet Earth oh interesting interesting like someone
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who didn't get six seasons and a movie you know what [ __ ] you human emotion
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need real encouragement good job oh I see it I see it all right
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you see do this and then you do this and then you do and
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then you and then was that even English I mean because I
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got a oh it's because I gotta do this [ __ ] it's because I gotta do this
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what the [ __ ] oh oh oh oh you're right you're right you're right
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um we have to do it at the same time we have to hit those buttons up there at
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the same time by flinging ourselves from different uh face plates
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um so uh this one goes
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there and no it doesn't
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there now oh [ __ ] oh wait a minute yeah you're
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right you're right you're right I had it right on one of them and then you removed it on the other you know what [ __ ] you
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did I hit the button or does it no you didn't you need to go higher there you go okay and on a count of
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three three thanks and then you missed the buttons
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[ __ ] lower put it like there no I think I was off to the side no you
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I saw you you hit like right there so that should be fine
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oh it's still too high okay what are you standing on I have no idea
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that is interesting though I appreciate it you having fun up there yeah it's
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like it's overrated I have The High Ground but I brought a gun
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I did too you're a Jedi what are you doing with a gun
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all right get it oh my goodness oh
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that those tiles represented I'm an idiot okay here we go I got it hey we did it first try
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I don't like the look of this one I don't want to do this one I love the look of this one I love it I love it I
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love it um here how about this you grab the cube
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and you just go ahead and and uh aim the laser that way okay
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and then what happens let's keep holding it
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hey yeah oh hey that doesn't look good
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I am not just wondering what was going on behind me
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all right so get on get on the platform get on the platform oh yeah
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I'm on it uh uh I don't know what oh oh it's magic
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flinging you're flinging myself okay um so shoot your portals where they
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where mine were so there and yeah perfect um
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I get I think I'm gonna have to wait unless you can get on there yeah I'm on the platform I'll sacrifice myself for
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you
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[Applause] you'll never see me ever again good
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I should have more time than this all right you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna wait this one
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that's probably for the best oh I found out how to do the timer thing
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yeah right here you're welcome I'm here for you
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oh come back come back I'm not gonna have enough time yes you are yes you are yes you are
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I missed damn it oh my goodness you know what I don't recall asking you
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I don't remember asking for you to be asking so yeah buddy
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okay I'm ready this time is the real one you said that the last four times
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um I don't know what the point of that was you pushed a button did I push the button yeah oh
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cool and I got this
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oh dude hang on hang on I got this oh wait a minute I think we might have to drop it from a portal maybe no no
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watch this watch this and then hang on watch this ain't no hang on watch this one this is
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the real one this is the second real one this is the actual absolutely amazing this is
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nice this is this is hang on one more one more one more boom oh my goodness it
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has to be like a wind box on this [ __ ] thing holy
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I think we have to put the put it on by a portal somehow
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some way oh my goodness the game is just upset that I'm so smart
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run ah it's just that easy
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yeah okay we should break from the official testing courses uh-oh
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that was so easy but I think that's something actually we should probably be able to finish that next time yeah oh
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yeah we'll finish it we'll do it real quick Nate's falling asleep so we can talk
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[ __ ] about him dude that Nate guy is so cool he's like the best hairline
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he's kind of ugly anyone no dude he's the best
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oh [ __ ] you're thinking about these I got an
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idea [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay this is gonna be easy trust me so what we're gonna do is we're gonna put this here that there that over there this over
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there that over there when we're done okay God then do it all
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right I don't even need you watch this okay I'd love to see you do it I'm I'm waiting that's kind of curvy of
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you I'm waiting all right wait for it I'm getting a lay of the land Jordan you
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can't rush perfection I I'm I'm waiting Jordan you're rushing Perfection here
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here I'm gonna help you there's some portable portable no surfaces down there nope don't even talk to me I got this
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um interesting and how about the feel how does it make you feel all right watch this okay I'm watching I
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can't wait to see what you have to do and then I'm over here easy [Music]
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like I said and how does that make you feel oh my goodness
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I made it all right so what we're gonna do is right we're gonna put this here we're gonna put this here uh-huh
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and then we're just gonna do this and then this is gonna do something aha
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ah I see it I got this all right hang on watch this part watch part two Electric Boogaloo
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you [ __ ] oh it has a time time thing okay
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uh so I think one of us might have to set up to do a fling to get that
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so you push the button I grab the cube sure okay I'll do my best
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no you did it too early you did it too early but I have it you did it too early
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I but I I have it you did it too early but all right I have it you did it too
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early all right so I have the cube so now with the cube
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got it got it got it got it hold the cube right there oh now I don't want to don't you don't
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move it oh I moved to perform fraction of a second
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very long drop Jesus Christ okay I'm back and better than ever baby all right that's never been better baby oh [ __ ]
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you what all right so is there like a stop the
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thing button over there yes so
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can you stop the thing uh no it involves a laser so give me a moment uh do you
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have something that you can portal over no I need to figure out I need to remember how to get the portal of oh
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wait a minute um
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can you name the blue over here I think I think you have to die and come back because there's like a portable surface
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right here no because if I die the portals go away
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yeah but you don't die when you go over there yeah but
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but what Jordan if I die the portals are no longer there and the laser needs to
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know I I get you over there with my portals you place a portal here before you go over and then you can place one
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over there you see what I'm saying I don't think you're right I think I am
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the most correct person you will ever meet trust me get over here you know what PJ this because of you and you not
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loving me
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awkwardly wait for it okay all right so what I want you to do is I
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want you to place a portal right there you can't kill me I have sick bee hops
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oh my God you actually can't hit me
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okay okay so what am I doing so you're placing a portal there
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and then you're gonna go through my portals so you're gonna so you're gonna go back down there once I do the thing or how'd you have you headed over there
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all right so then I'll do this and then wait for it to fully stop
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um I need a portal down here isn't that anyone down there nope
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oh [ __ ]
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nailed it [ __ ] you all according to plan
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[ __ ] you yeah nobody loves you hey there's at least
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like maybe two people that love me nobody loves you nobody loves you stop
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the fans scientists may have done research there may be a third ah interesting interesting however
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however heavy there's a thing over there you didn't tell me there was a thing over there I asked you and you said if
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you die the thing happens and then you didn't die and the thing didn't happen you lied you lied to me
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you lied to me you're a liar
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ah I'm over here and you're not haha wait wait can you get no you can't you're a liar you lied to me I trusted
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you I didn't realize what you were meaning [ __ ] you ah
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whatever is there like any sort of holes you can get to get a portal over here I don't look I've been in [ __ ] okay
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I do like what if I do this wait a minute oh yes yes
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would you look at that [Music]
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good job good job me yeah you need to actually
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you need to actually Place portals down to shut off the
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or is the fan off permanently now it's off permanently now oh okay hey look we have to be coordinated again
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nice smooth that was this time around you lied to me I can never trust you ever
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again if there was like one of the thingies and you said I didn't but if you die you
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when you said a thingy it meant you meant um the thingy I I the Emancipation
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for this movie do you have the popcorn for this movie I do have the I do have the camera so
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that we can put this on the internet for free okay cool cool done I guess I
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suppose I suppose
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Nate is passed out completely Nate is asleep it is a perfect time to be asleep
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because next time on game uh next time on couch goblins we'll be away next time on what next time on couch Goblin censor
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that put that censor that list listen look look me in my eye all
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right okay
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anyway so um good job with that good job um although I think I'm still doing
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better than you as far as points uh yeah because I have minus five thousand on
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purpose to make you feel better ah yes yes I have a lot more steps than you
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um by about you know double uh um how many science collaboration points
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do you have I'm pretty sure it's our combined science collaboration points
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