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The Alien's Pumpkin Spice Latte | Alien: Isolation (13)
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Mar 15, 2025
Who are we to judge the tastes of our favorite Xenomorph? This is episode 13, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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why are you stealthing go get them go
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get
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them couch coms all right I was about to
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say are you are you going to do it are
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you going to do the thing the thing
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because of the
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thing I hear her you keep you keep uh
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rotating between him and her I'm
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confused I don't know the lore it is a
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her I
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believe because of a thing in the game
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that we have not seen
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yet I thought it was like a like a bee
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colony where it's like there's only the
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queen and that's like the
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only cuz like animals you
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know yeah I I think she's technically
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like the queen uh are we're getting
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chased by the queen I believe we are I
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thought I thought the queen had like an
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additional like little thing like around
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her neck I don't I don't know in this in
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this regard but I think you're being
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chased
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by by the the floor that's squishy
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I you try to Red the aliens right there
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aliens is doing the same thing
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just what do that to see that drawn
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now
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just the finale up episode of thumbnail
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is something that spener draws it's you
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know like where I said oh it's the it's
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you like momentary truce you and the
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alien are just standing by out and
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staring out the window at space at the
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great beyond it's just a that a drawing
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of
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that that's going to work well oh hey it
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worked
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well have the alien Do Your Dirty why
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are you stealthing go get them go get
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them
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I'm the stealth character wrong
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direction are you kidding me did she not
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see the
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guys do you have another noise maker
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just ruin I do I I do now just to ruin
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their day just just throw it better and
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ruin their
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day
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huh is it
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spawn behind me like well that was
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fun there we go yes problem solved
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pacifist
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ending um pacifist you've already killed
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a bunch of [ __ ] no pacifist starting
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now ah okay
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she
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um it's okay she's
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blind come towards me see what happens
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Cheetos
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Christ here we go
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easy
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teabag you see her over another body
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teabagging as
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well we're just so in
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sync
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uhoh
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um was she behind I thought she was
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behind you I think she went in there and
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then she jumped out jumped back in oh
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okay so where are you when are you
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supposed to be going like uh it said the
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elevator and it says it's like back this
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way listen man I'm a gamer I don't know
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what I'm doing I'm put is this the same
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area where you died six times or is this
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a
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okaya exact same area
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El I'm losing track
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of you
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Jesus well thanks for uh tuning into
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this that's it for this
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series just dead on the
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ground the shitty
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ending I
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believe the Android is you don't need to
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go through the event to get to it it's
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just you need to
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that yeah he's a little bit angry I
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don't even need to kill him I just got
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to run past him
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yep man I ain't never booking another
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Resort trip
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again on your right on your right on
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your right nope this is my right um
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that's not where you're supposed to be
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going right there who need a button you
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need to do that you need to press that
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button first wrong with this station
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it's always been falling apart but
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because of the decommission a lot of the
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systems have been shut down to the fact
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that everyone's too busy trying to stay
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alive to maintain anything and you end
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up with goddamn
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chaos supposed to go in
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there
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oh flame through it
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oh well this is
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nice where am I
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going where are any of us going
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really you're
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right why do we do anything oh don't see
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me don't see me if you see me you're
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dead yeah yeah
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yeah scared of a little fire that's
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right that's right that's right I don't
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think she's scared I think she's
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just you're running out of fire my guy I
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have
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enough I have enough you
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are very very
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low I have enough oh oh jeez you are
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screwed I have a molot I'm
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fine why going the wrong
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way
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um I don't know where you're supposed to
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go I'm going back
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I got
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Ry God damn it made by Mr
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Davenport I think I went to school with
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a
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davenport uh I don't remember anybody
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from school I'm not going to
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lie there's like I don't really but
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there's sometimes where I will I will
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remember
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oh um that's a name
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okay oh that's a name that's a name of
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someone I went to school with you know
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what I meant [ __ ] oh my gosh I really
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hope the alien kills you I really hope
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the alien kills you I just imagine the
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meme with the butterflies like is this a
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name you know what I meant it's like
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that's the name of somebody I went to
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school
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with [ __ ]
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see any
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elevators I sense a lack of elevator
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maybe maybe maybe you should get good
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I'm trying it's very
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difficult yo I got more flamethrower
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time to use
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it um well this is awkward I don't bet
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oh perfect amount spent let's
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go just in the nick of time that was oh
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jeez no you'll you see a little bit of
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drool coming
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down but she's behind you in front of
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you over there it's fine on the on the
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faster I'm just faster
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um is it the
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though just
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enough that's what I
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thought I spooked
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him the
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elevator apparently
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not the floating gun help shoot them oh
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it's right
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there and you're dead well now I know
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where to go so now we're good okay just
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have to go in there let how long was
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your previous how pre how long ago was
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your previous save uh I'm pretty sure
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it's at the bottom of that bot bottom
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down here that's fine cuz now cuz now I
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have all my resources back see I'm at
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160 yeah oh you has to that explosion
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again though I
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think uh do I I think you do just it
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just says take the
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elevator actually I think that explosion
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that you triggered where like the
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Android came at you all on fire
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yeah I think that was like an optional I
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don't think you technically have to
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trigger that that's an optional death
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scene you don't have to not not death
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but you know what I mean it's an
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optional flashbang oh you have to okay
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so throw the noise maker and get
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the LeBron
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James yeah as long as she doesn't come
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through that entrance
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now we have mutual respect
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now did she not come down and get them I
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think I didn't do it close enough to
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uh where she could
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here it's okay I just need to make it in
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there you are you would be correct I did
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not go far
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that
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Master that was actually kind of
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impressive compared to the last time you
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went through that area I made of
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proone It Ain't Easy Being
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Cheesy y what's with all this ethanol
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lately so much ethanol it's everywhere
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it's almost like they want me to make
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another
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Molotov is there a way to there is no
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way to craft uh flamethrower fuel right
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nope
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okay that was easy it only took 11
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minutes hey I have a stopwatch running
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this time I'm not stupid I mean I I can
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see the bottom left I OBS is right over
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there I can has a timer for how long
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you've been recording I'm not stupid I
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mean we're both
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we're both not
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stupid I'm I'm actually kind of stupid I
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hope Abby doesn't listen to this that
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could be dangerous for
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me every every comment on every episode
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is just from ad me like you're stupid
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you're stupid no I Abby gets angry at me
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when I call myself
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stupid it's true I'm I'm very stupid
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but I feel like I feel like you have
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those certain friends that just like
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whenever you try to do SE deprecating
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humor they just like
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give you a lollipop patch and he's like
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you're not stupid you're just
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different oh nope we're fine we're not
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fine we're okay we are less
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okay
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uhoh oh it doesn't see me how I don't
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know
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unless there like a cool down and it's
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going to see this pass through
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nah
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[Laughter]
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goodbye was that guy doing drugs in that
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corner like are those syringes next to
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him he was he was playing Operation on
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himself
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self oh are you sure the alien wasn't
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playing I mean it might have taken a
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turn a turn a single solitary
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turn it's
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out hey man oh my God plasma torch let's
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go
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baby plasma torch level
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two yep and then ion is level three
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oh boy for the next eight days my dog is
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barking so give me just a moment I need
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to go make sure that he's okay and not
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barking and not being robbed so I'll be
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right back it's okay audience I don't
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have an animal that I love and take care
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of so I'm here for you
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always make sure you eat a ham sandwich
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with both your hands this morning or
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afternoon evening or night I don't judge
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what time you watch things they could be
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3:00 a.m. right
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now stop it stop scaring
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me at least Jordan didn't see it and
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he's not going to watch this part of the
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episode so he'll never know that I got
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startled no one's going to know
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someone's going to no one's going to
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know some how how are they going to know
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I heard you the
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whole
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no curse you Bluetooth headphones
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actually no I didn't hear when I got to
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the top of my stairs because it's not
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that great but I got back out here No
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One's Gonna Know No One's Gonna know how
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are they how would they
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know I think it was just the Amazon guy
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so what what were you talking about
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talking I was talking about how much I
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love you you're a good guy uhuh uhhuh
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you're you're a guy that gives me
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confidence throughout my day sometimes
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I'll be feeling sad and then I remember
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that I have Argos 101 as one of my best
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friends oh brother this guy stinks
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that's what I was talking about you can
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you can ask the audience they'd say
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they'd say yeah that's what he was
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talking
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about you do realize that I go back and
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edit this right no no this goes do an
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offshore editor you'll never see it an
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offshore editor okay offshore
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editor we pay we pay a guy that makes
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Tic Tac shorts and then he edits the
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episode you'll never know we're highly
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professional we're internet celebrities
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we have billions of dollars what are you
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talking
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about I wish I have billions of
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dollars everybody's missing that one
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puzzle piece the puzzle piece in
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question1 billion
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dollar I got oh there's a camera right
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there there's a camera right there stop
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moving
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there's a rewire station somewhere for
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it I I missed a thing in the processing
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so I got to go back good the maintenance
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shifts open though so it's fine it's
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just like it's literally just a hop skip
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and a jump over in this direction by the
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way editing Jordan remember about the 14
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minute Mark for this episode no don't do
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it I'm not going to remember what
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episode this is because you don't rename
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them or anything like that so that
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correct I get 2024 d
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d 16 we're at the point where if I try
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to if I try to uh do it now you're going
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to get thrown off if I start labeling
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them mhm so for next
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time yes yes I mean I can pretty much
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decipher the time stamps a little bit
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but at the same time it's
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hostiles the only the only beast in this
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area is
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me you got that
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right up up and
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up oh okay this
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way this plasma torch it
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here we go again damn
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it there's probably a passcode somewhere
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ion torch what the [ __ ] Plasma's not
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good enough for
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you error error
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error illegal
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seek
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right compound B
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not going to make the same joke I always
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do and I'm not going to repeat with my
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same joke that I always do
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oh was there not a code in that system
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nope for that oh there is I don't know
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what it is no I'm meaning in that
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terminal you were just at there had to
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have been because it said needed
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passcode and then I I scrolled past all
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of it so maybe you should not be stupid
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247 2 2
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2864 152
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8675309
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nice it's just for a loot that I can't
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take life's not
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fair can I help you
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adus
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no he's like in my lap pretty
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much I'm a
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dog
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woof lay wolf Le
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bark bark what the what's the meme it's
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probably dead at this point because it's
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October um but what's the meme with like
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the the French
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cat um I don't you know the one I'm
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talking about where it's literally just
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like a cat getting pet but like it purs
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like it's French it's like
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you know I don't know if I know that or
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not you don't know that you used to be
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the meme Master what happened to you I
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don't I don't remember that I don't
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think I've seen that you I'm sending it
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to you after this recording then you're
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going to watch it you're going to like
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it am I going to like it I'm probably
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not it's a very it's a it's like a very
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like not I don't want to say it's like a
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lame meme but it's just like you watch
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it once it's like
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yep that's a
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meme gentlemen we are dealing with
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someone here who has absolutely no life
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yes listen fella all right I like to
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watch things on the internet I am
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chronically online what have it let a
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man let a man enjoy himself this gener
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this generation we are everyone is
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pretty much Chic everybody is
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cooked ooh somebody was pulled into the
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vent look at all that blood look at all
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that look at all that fruit punch very
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wasteful of you good
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sir you for your ID
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tag two hand
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sandwich who keeps messaging
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me that's my favorite part about having
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OBS on standby whenever I'm getting
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spammed with messages I just turn it on
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and streamer mode
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activates I mean I can I need to
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manually add it I should
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manually put it on for this but like
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people need to shut the [ __ ]
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up don't say anything don't say anything
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don't say
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anything I don't think he's hostile
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towards oo I know but I I feel like if
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he was like oh hello there Madam the
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alien would be like hm there's somebody
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here ring around the Roose
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um I don't probably hide yeah probably
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for the best good time to have some more
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pumpkin
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spites they's like I heard
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that that is that a is that a is that a
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single mom jogging in Target give me
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your pumpkin
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spice hand it
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over oh my God
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oh
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go hi there okay so the thumbnail for
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this episode needs to be be the alien
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holding a holding a uh Starbucks
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cup it's got to specifically show that
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it's pumpkin spice as well
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MH I'll gave it like a like a jogging
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headband like a shirt on it
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he really does cheap
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it she really does not want to leave H
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be all right I'm
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out you're a good guy you know that
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you thank you
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for don't make me burn my friend don't
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make me do it you better get out of here
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you better close that mouth and get out
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of
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you we're going to take this somewhere
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else we're not going to let our son see
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this I don't know why I find that found
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that so
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funny that was easy
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oh
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God the other room where do I go okay I
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did the thing here I guess now I got to
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go do the breaker
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thing what are you going to
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break
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oh o okay that caught off guard a little
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bit
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there not going to
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lie good Perfect all right slow back
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down where am I go all right this way
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this way as supposed to that way I only
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like I only like to hit tab so much cuz
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I know annoys
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somebody I you go you know like that's I
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love
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it I mean time I do anything video or
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stream related I always make sure to do
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one thing that I know someone will get
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annoyed
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at you could have disabled that camera
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by the way n it's fine I like it when
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it's
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on that way everyone can watch your
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death over and over and over again yes
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got add it to the got to add it to the
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Montage oh yeah that montage is probably
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like 10 minutes at this
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point unless of course I speed it up
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where
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lady you're dead lady lady you're dead
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lady I'm
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dead
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goodbye is the slowest door I've ever
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seen all right there's only there's only
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one way to finish this and it's with you
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backing off all
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right I'm not going to say it
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again I'm not going to say it
25:54
again plasma torch help me you're
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probably you're probably dead
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plasma torch get me out of this and my
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life is
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yours I like how quickly you're trying
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to get it to
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cut it's just reminds me the the I think
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it's the all the earlier Wolfenstein
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game where it's like he's got the the
26:16
saw off shotgun he's trying to like
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actually make it into his saw off
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shotgun and he he's people coming so he
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just starts sawing
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faster I don't think I'm familiar with
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that oh man mes Android spil his milk
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yes milk all
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right now I got to send you two memes
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after
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this oh
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man um where am I going you know what
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you just saved so
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um
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next I have been informed that it is
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next time I count Comas
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now I got to look for these
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[Music]
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memes why does it sound so
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muffled it does sound a little bit
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muffled