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Strange New Worlds | Tomb Raider (2)
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Sep 15, 2023
The Goblins put on their treasure hunting clothes and embark on a quest for riches and fame. Unfortunately some higher being seems to have other plans. This is episode 2, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFon0QDpdiG2H4rP0AlVQgpm The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito Feat. Mr. Ghost_Town. #tombraider #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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you can tell he was so focused he barely
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was in the conversation but he was in it
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just enough to hear Skyrim and mod
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welcome back to the casting I mean couch
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goblins what this is not what I signed
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up for you forgot to introduce me last
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time hi I'm Mr ghost town you probably
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know me or no or your phone is Reagan
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God damn it I thought you said sister
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bust down for a second I'm gonna busted
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down thotiana
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taken name in the world the heck no it
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was Doctor bust down he's already taken
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no no I'm I'm Mr ghost town or Spencer
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hello
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you'll probably know me by the r that
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you see for episodes and all the fun
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stuff if not have you heard of Tavern
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Heroes even better have you heard of
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cul-de-sac Heroes we're no longer dating
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this film I I don't think all the SEC
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Heroes has well it's been officially
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announced but it hasn't really been but
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you said this is coming up next year
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it's coming out next year but I'm not
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sure at what point next year it's going
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to be a thing I've heard of 4 20 because
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it's happening in 10 minutes now I'm
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really dating this episode
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oh shoot you're right I hate you I hate
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you so much I just realized what time it
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was
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actually oh yeah we're gonna we're just
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gonna ignore it I'm just gonna stare at
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it we've got 10 minutes
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I will actually say what I was talking
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about
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I've done that for a while that's fine
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he doesn't need the stuff that we're
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going to steal from him
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so I'm in this nerdy D thing on Fridays
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right yeah and whenever we have like a
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decent stopping point we do we like to
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go off camera stuff because we have like
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six players it's really hard to get like
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one-on-one moments without like
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interrupting the whole session yeah so
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whenever we have like a good like
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resting area or whatnot we do on Discord
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what are called threads so essentially
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you have like uh only a certain amount
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of it's like a secret little group chat
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yeah so if you want to do like a
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one-on-one with people you can just like
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do a quick one-on-ones like hey
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but you don't like interrupt yourself
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yeah we just talk to each other yeah
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yeah it's like out of character it's not
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I don't care it's it's uh off camera
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stuff yeah and it's just like you don't
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need to speak for a small town well when
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we had our
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um you can have sorry Peter your your
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conversation was really important but
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Jordan really also needs to talk go
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ahead go ahead sorry
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I'll cut it closed because it does get
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boring but essentially we had a two-week
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break because DM's doing uh College
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and essentially I have gotten we have
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like a couple days left in the next
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session I haven't gotten any messages
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okay Kristoff because I didn't really
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leave anything out in the open
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and so I was going to make a meme for
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the Megamind and do no threads because
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I'm sad
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get the [ __ ] no one was one wants to
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play with you and everyone says I have
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the best character too
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as a wise man once said I have the best
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character ever where we're at in our
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campaign
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I'm not doing okay oh yeah you are
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getting it is awful and like my
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characters my characters trying to help
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you and like everything is just like
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going wrong oh okay so literally Peter
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you're gonna find this so funny right so
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we had this whole part I don't find it
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funny no matter what you say I'm gonna
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pretend it's the least funny
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no Okay so
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Jordan's character and my character we
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were going off on this Mission by
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ourselves and we were trying to bond and
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his character's like you know what
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magician we think we don't find you
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useless you're very worthful and we love
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having you here and everybody here loves
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you
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we get I get beat up by some
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six-year-old kid who says you're [ __ ]
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worthless and everything that Jordan
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said before means nothing yeah Jordan
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it's gone by a six-year-old the
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six-year-old was a god you left that
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part out
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no I think it's funny if you just say
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it's a six-year-old
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you're playing Call of Duty with the
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homies but they're trying to tell you
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you're good and then the six-year-old on
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the other team whoops your [ __ ] ass
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literally and then we had this whole
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point where we went into this like room
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and
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uh like you open the door and there's
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like black nothingness and so I was like
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I'm just gonna walk in because we're
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getting close to the end of the camp of
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our episode of the year so we walk in
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and there's this little little [ __ ]
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that goes may I have a word me being a
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cunning [ __ ] was like yeah you can
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have just one she then proceeded to take
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my name
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like my actual name so I have no clue
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what what my name means the word none of
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it no one can teach me anything yes
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I was given the option or she was the
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next gonna steal three very important
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words
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and uh one of them is Eris which is the
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god I'm training with and my boyfriend's
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brother's name which is my character's
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fiance
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yes which is Jordan's character's fiance
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and then I'm losing the word Hecate
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which is my mother's name
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and then for the third word because I
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rolled a natural 20 to know what I
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wanted my character to know what the
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words were but the third one I don't
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know so she was originally gonna take
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away arcs which is my character's
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boyfriend no it's really going to be
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spoon
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no she oh yeah it was originally going
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to be spoon
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which is my I have a whole curse instead
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of pulling the things that important
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that I need for my hat I could be like I
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need to pull out this really important
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book I'll pull out a wooden spoon
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instead yeah she was she was going to
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take away the word spoon which has saved
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us from every possible issue going on
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okay uh but I decided to have her take
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my bark my partner's name instead
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because spoons are very much more
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important than my boyfriend's names
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the spoons are way more you wouldn't
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understand oh okay well I would
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originally think I would just call him
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like honey or sweetheart or you know
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things like that I wasn't in terms of
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endearment
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yes instead of his actual name but now I
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realize the eggs that can come from that
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and I'm not prepared for what Abby has
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in store for me yeah and I I'm not sure
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what she has planned for
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all the rest of us like are we all going
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to get cursed in some way shape or form
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or is it oh one person did you guys are
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all good to go
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no because her last app worked for the
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episode were and the magician was the
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first to walk out the door meaning that
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y'all are gonna have to do something too
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yeah I'm not looking forward to it we'll
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see we'll see what happens
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but now I gotta wait a whole month to
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figure out what the [ __ ] hey hey not a
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full month
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close to one but not a full month
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but yeah that's the that's what that's
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what we got going on
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yeah I was really like the whole time
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the whole campaign I'm like Abby when is
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it my turn for trauma and she's like
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well you're the best to take the trauma
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so you're gonna get all of it well I
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mean you'd react the most although I
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will say that
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there is one very trauma-inducing
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uh fact detail of my backstory that I
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have no idea why
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um she hasn't
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used it yet she there's a huge detail
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that would mess Cali up
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and she hasn't done anything you had
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enough trauma give me some too
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quickly the [ __ ] are you talking about
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I'm making the no threads thing I said I
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am sorry oh I got caught up in it
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hey are you guys hungry
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Hey look it's the OBS logo
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actually I am a little hungry why don't
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you share a piece
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oh did you actually send it
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going to make a funnier version for you
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I'll make a funnier
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oh God I love it
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record player
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[Music]
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what could possibly go wrong is this the
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puzzle you guys stuck on for so many
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episodes nope I believe like I said I
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will tell you yeah I believe it was I
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think it was episode three of my first
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attempt
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hey guys two minutes to 4 20. just in
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case oh thanks for being the time keeper
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you're welcome
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to the picture despair don't try to
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escape so your character's name was
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magician
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magician but his name was all his actual
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name is Silas not anymore
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not anymore though
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that that shit's gone
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right no Silas
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no name
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no name no words
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no friends why did I look up cartoon I'm
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getting Simpsons there you go for you
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there you go no use
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it's okay why is that funny
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you're good
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oh my God
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no no friends
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that's me in real life
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forever alone no friends I'm gonna die
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Forever Alone
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the corner
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I do not have tear glands I cannot cry
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yeah Jordan after he was double checking
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all those original videos you know what
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[Laughter]
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damn you
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no there was audio just my audio was not
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existed
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hey guys 4 20.
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it's 4 20 on Tuesday December 13th
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I did it guys that I just stated the
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video
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I will never have any dates I hope Abby
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doesn't watch this [ __ ]
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I think it's smacked
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you better back the [ __ ] up before you
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get smacked the [ __ ] up
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oh it's conveniently raining my cat is
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rubbing his ass against the carpet
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that's a dog thing isn't it but she's
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doing it now
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which one it was you had two cats right
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yeah it's Loki the black cat
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oh a bear trap hope you didn't need it
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hope you didn't need your foot
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actually I feel like it actually
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you did it because the volume is so low
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she screamed so I had to scream too
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hey guys wanna do something awesome
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no sit and survive with infinite ammo
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he should quit backseat gaming
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you lied to me
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I said right side right you said left at
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first though I did but then I changed it
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because I heard it
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I got the I got some dope ass headphones
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what's up
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right in the mouth
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Peta this is for self-defense
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oh you know Peters
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ow Peta but they get the that's the
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don't say that it reminds me of that
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
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never heard that no
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no it's like it's someone doing an
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impersonation she's like oh [ __ ] Lois
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um
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we'll make this we'll make this logo a
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group project if you were ginormous
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teeth in a mimic couch you
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don't where the [ __ ] would you be are we
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thinking like the top cushions like the
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cushions of the seat where your butt
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goes that's like the top of the lips no
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I would say that I would say that the
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where you sit would be like the bottom
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of the mouth and like it would just say
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when she went the backwood no
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yeah yeah
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yeah I think what you said where it's
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like where your buddies in your top lip
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you're gonna be okay no because then
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they won't eat you'll just be holding
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the mouth shut for a few minutes
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if you move to go sit on the couch it
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will just like open up
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so you're basically making a futon
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just erase everything
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it's gone it's gone it's gone
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you want an L-shaped couch I got you it
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was it was a nope nope I meant meaning
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like the teeth would be like where you
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where your body would be devoured would
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be like where the bed part of a futon
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would be like where it's stored
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I didn't mean that it was a legitimate
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futon you dumbass
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what the [ __ ] my brother's cat is doing
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something stupid apparently
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fire required why do I not I can't make
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a torch yet oh I don't have a fire
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starter damn it
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man I'm having second thoughts about
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sending the new threads to the group
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[ __ ] I'm not gonna lie
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shut up I feel like one person's gonna
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get an extremely offended for no reason
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one person who actually has no threads
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is gonna be like
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really mad
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we'll let them be mad
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okay okay okay I'm seeing I'm seeing the
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vision of this couch now actually I can
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actually I think I can check to see who
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actually has none
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expose them
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oh [ __ ]
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hey watch out there's a dog there it's
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it's an angry doggo
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there were two they're always in Germany
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too there's uh
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teeth oh [ __ ]
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shot you twice you [ __ ] all right I shot
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you twice you [ __ ]
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quite literally a [ __ ]
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no really nothing damn it
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such a bad joke I don't want to even
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react to it
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legitimately if Spencer wasn't here and
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you made that joke and it was just me
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and you I would have just not said
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anything until you said something I'm
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not gonna lie oh my jokes are are dog
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[ __ ] anyway so
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[ __ ]
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wow
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oh wow this door is made of door
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oh emotion that guy's Owen Wilson oh wow
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there's female image is particularly
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interesting oh wow
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Matt do I add eyeballs to the to the
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Limit like as if it's like part of the
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oh my God wait that's amazing idea let's
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hope we don't become it's getting little
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eyeballs are gonna be like the the
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buttons on the couch yeah oh I love that
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I love that [ __ ] knew it the second
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you're like I got it guys
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together
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I think they're itty-bitty eyes cause
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like that's what's uh like that's
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buttons
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use a pillow
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pretty incredible actually I'm gonna
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make little logos for both of you I'm
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making little mascots and they're gonna
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sit on the couch
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can we just get the mascots also for
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editing purposes like when we uh
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I'm just making Goblin versions of you
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guys
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um I can send you just a selfie to make
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your life easier
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I've drawn you so many times
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shell on my
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[Laughter]
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shirt long right now PJ oh dude I
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haven't gotten a haircut since I moved I
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hate you how long is your hair it's not
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it's like barely down to the back of my
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neck it's slowly ever if I
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tighten it all up together a little bit
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gets to my back
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I got it cut really short before I moved
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my my mom wants me to get a haircut
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before
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Christmas
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okay this is actually really cute my
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parents have been wanting me to get a
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haircut
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all right and now Jordan's
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I missed we're not going to talk about
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that
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I feel so bad for laughing
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oh he's angry oh no he's leading you the
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path he's leaning the path
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and that way actually there is I think
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in Skyrim
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I don't think they can listen [ __ ]
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um
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oh that hurt that joke either
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yeah you guys are having a time oh I
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play Skyrim heavily modded
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[Laughter]
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I know
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no [ __ ]
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detail he was so focused he barely was
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in the conversation but he was in it
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just enough to hear Skyrim and mod
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he didn't hear the sex part though but
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that's okay I I don't know where to get
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the get those kinds of mods
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there's actually a whole website for it
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uh okay then yeah don't you shoot up
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those sex mod website Jordan
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you know what we're just gonna edit that
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part out no you're not you're leaving it
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in you're leaving all of it I you know
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what [ __ ] you I don't I don't why did
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you go back to the Wolves because I need
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to save because it's time for next time
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and I'm going to a safe spot if you have
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time no it's it's 20 minutes in and it
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took 20 minutes last time so you know
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what you know what you're not supposed
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to talk about the time limits bro what
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are you doing
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I'm I apparently I'm sucking
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well we knew that I didn't say what I
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was like
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I told you once I'll tell you again I
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don't even know where to get them
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and pull up your search history put in
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Skyrim s it's not
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okay I like I'm liking this I'm liking
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this sketch I will send it
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in a second
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yeah get it get get the Wolves but in
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conclusion I have no idea where I would
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find those kinds of mugs anyway next to
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my couch cup anyways couch goblins I
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will still be here
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so we know exactly you
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know I don't know send me a link we will
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see
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Now by couch goblins oh my God
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