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Soundboards, Stupidity and...Aliens | Alien: Isolation (1)
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Sep 28, 2024
The goblins board Sevastopol station to recover the flight recorder of the Nostromo. What could possibly go wrong? This is episode 1, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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Hello everybody welcome back to couch got Aros playing V
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game that's I guess that's an intro it's it's been a while all right man oh yeah
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I forgot I got all the DLCs too we're just going to play the main
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yep so it feels weird to be recording again it has been a while I know it's I
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know it's like October 1st right now when we're recording this
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uh nightmare does nightmare tell me what it does uh is the ultimate
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level yeah but like I'm the ultimate level I mean are you going to play I
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mean if you want to play doesn't tell me what's different it's like I don't know if if if I probably the the
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um horror games please make please adjust this so it's barely
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visible content creators no I don't think I will I think I
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will um so uh I forgot what I was saying
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[ __ ] it was in your mind and it's gone yeah
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SE thank you uh I think nightmare mode is probably just a more difficult AI
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report of the commercial St Starship NR I hope so cuz if it's like third officer reporting oh yeah and you have like all
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these downgrades not downgrades like oh and you can only save once a decade oh
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and and also this and also that I'm sure it'll be fine and if not I'll just turn the
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difficulty yeah cuz I think you can do that in the it's like have you ever played um survival on Fallout
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4 no it's terrible I mean the damage is more I don't want to call it realistic
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but it's like less spongy and the enem is less spongy but you can only save after sleeping and you can't fast travel
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with a little luck it's like can I just have the damage modifiers and not all this additional garbage you want to put
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on top of it please this is rley okay last survivor of
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um signing off apparently the uh okay the top response
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is on the Reddit page hard feels like it's still a video game and Nightmare feels like it's a surv
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simulator that's good I like survival simulators um
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apparently um the map does not work at all the motion tracker still points into your objective
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though um enemies do a lot more damage and take more damage to
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kill um the motion the motion tracker regularly glitches out on you it's about your um we think we may
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have found and there are a ton less items to recover to SC to um
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craft things a that sounds perfect flight I mean if you want to do
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it more power do you I love the I love like the five minutes before recording hey you going
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to do anything special for this run no I think I'll just play the game also me nightmare
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mode yeahor she you did set this up to record
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in the three audio tracks right yeah it's always set that way okay cool
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you'll have one voice two should be desktop audio three is Discord four is
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marker five is um game audio
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not so I'm going to need a a text reminder on that when you get a chance I'll s I'll send her now
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yep I think I actually sent this exact information hey you're you're definitely
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a professional content creator you forgot to turn on subtitles the case history I can read with my
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ears yeah but for the viewers because we're talking over the cut scene why you working in the region where cop message
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I think this is pre-rendered so you might have you might not be able to change it until after the cut scene I've
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been cleared to offer you a place on the Torrance if you want to come along
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are her jacket's vintage look at that'll be some I think that's um what how do I
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want to put this not not a period piece period accurate even though it's like
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takes place in the future but at the same time doesn't I think most people do like if
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the future is now sort of thing exact yeah it's weird how that
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works it's like you can yeah
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words but it's always funny when things like that happen cuz it's always like um
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I'm naked it it's like the um when those times become the current times like oh where's the insert here insert there
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where's my where's my video under audio under audio I think for uh why would it be under audio if my eyes see
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it why is it on why is it under audio if my eyes see
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it oh her arm Oh weird I mean you have to keep in mind
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that wasn't this game originally released for like the 360
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era that is a good question I guess that's my I guess it's
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my job as the co- commentator and not the player
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um map data unavailable okay yeah you don't have it because you're a nightmare well I'm going to switch real quick I
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can't all right I'm stuck it's too late gone too far I mean we can I can edit this part out if n no no we've gone too
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far are you sure ah we've gone too far we've there's like already three
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episodes right here we've gone too far oh [ __ ] I forgot to startop start a
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stopwatch I hope you're paying attention no Ah that's C to back out
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okay oh sweet I can save the game I like how the save stations look
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like a pay phone it's an emergency phone it is a pay phone um by the way October 6th
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2014 October 6th 2014 that's when the game came
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out for and it's on Android PlayStation 4
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Nintendo switch PlayStation 3 and
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more all right I just I'm supposed to go
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I get dressed in here no you're you you'd get dressed in
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the glowing Locker that was behind you as much sleep as the rest of you I was just inspecting and I only know that no
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go back to that room where you saved I realize it's a very similar model to just walk away from a mid
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conversation I know it was back to the room where you saved um there's like a
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locker that glows for your objective cuz your objectives kind of glow a little bit
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um and I only know it because okay turn around direct like
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uh I think it's no wait a minute ah yeah there we go yep yep
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yep so I just got to remember all the objectives on the top of my
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head isolation naked run naked
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percent I wonder if there is a speedrun category for this game and what like what exactly the
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yeah I've gotten dressed that's basically the game right alien isolation dress up time
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Edition yeah
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okay I have been playing too much scare I'm pushing buttons it's like why am I not sprinting oh that's not the sprint
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button Taylor good morning Ripley it's certainly not good and I very much doubt
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it's morning either my fault I'm sorry sorry well she's
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lawyer and is about to die so I mean you get used to it I don't do long basically
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on the same level of sadness most legal execs don't travel further than the coffee machine I'm surprised and utani
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felt the need to S legal at all the loss of the Nomo and its cargo cost the company a lot of money it's important we
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find out what happened if I can close the case with a conclusive accident report it'll look great with my superiors yeah I'm sorry that was
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insensitive you you apologized twice realiz your mother has been missing for 15 years and and you it's okay we'll
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both get what we want right have you seen Samuels he's
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probably been up for hours I'll catch up with him objective complete speak
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theator nice I'm on a roll with these objectives at least you remember them
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now on
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BR
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congratulations it's still throwing me off that the map doesn't exist oh yeah cuz you ran away from him
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as he was talking to you I was busy I was naked and it was his
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fault I thought that was the dressing room it's not like I'm the captain of the ship I don't know what's
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happening Samuels how goes it is Taylor up yet she's not a seasoned
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does he look familiar hypersleep may have been punishing for her he does she
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seems I hadn't noticed she's a skilled executive though he looks like the uh is
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looks like the looker from Pokemon Pokemon uh Gen 4 mhm
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H For the Love of All This holy in this world who's messaging me we're up it's
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me dude the bridge that is impressive um okay streamer mode streamer mode I can
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manually over I can manually enable it there we go no more notifications damn
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it okay y we got ketchup I want some space
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CCH I want some space ketchup some space ketchup space ketchup need some kelper
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need some kelper and some 50 no that's not 50 that's I don't know I don't know I I don't even know
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it need some kelper hope you all had a restful
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Journey the torren is in very good order for an old mclass Captain she was a wreck when I bought her took a few
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cont what's with the top of her lips like the bridge of her mouth approach station it does like it does like a
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wrinkle of I believe your contact is Marshall right and arrange boarding with him good
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yeah let's get you can tell that this isn't one of like the the pre-rendered cut scenes cuz yeah hey look
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space as she she starts speaking she gets more wrinkles in Gordon Ramsey's forehead on her
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lipel you can watch the approach on the monitors Gordon Ramsay's forehead yeah
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he's got like you know you've seen his forehead I've completed the first mission let's
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go I'm the best okay thanks for watching this uh this series um we hope you enjoy
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that was that was first Miss sast
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station is that damage looks like damage punch up 74 tight angle need a green
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screen of that where I can just like put like the dry do Bay is screwed just put a picture of my friend is that damage
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looks like damage this
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isal it's accurate for me traffic control we're caring three passengers on a wh utani Bond you're holding the
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Nostromo flight recorder unit we request immediate permission to transfer the passenger Port site
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[Music] over Colonial
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Marsh I don't speak your language
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that language is called English and yes you do I don't understand your
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accent that accent is called um uh
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static sorry my brain stops working in the middle of that sentence suit
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radio I can only keep the TS in transit for 24 hours you'll have heard from us by then
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may you safe trip cuz he'll be dead you'll hear from Ripley but not from
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Samuels or stand by my contract cover bloody space walks it's the only option
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and it's perfectly cover space walks notice that
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the two individuals with the English ACC sorry spoiler by the way are the ones that the two with the engl are the ones
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that end up dying man I just imagine like someone's watching this game for the first
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man I can't wait to find out everything with the people playing yeah so those two are going to die they're dead
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they're dunzo I mean if you you kind of can assume 10 years old
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you're supposed to it doesn't matter I can it's a it's a 10 10-year-old game so
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I mean yeah but people are still going to get butt hurt to be butt hurt it's the
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day you were do good Tay just keep moving just keep swimming just keep
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sing Taylor Ripley hold [Music] on
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yippee are you a loot bug now me ouch we just become a soundboard
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yipp Taylor respond anybody yo I just realized I have I have
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all those sound effects again okay that I can't hear perfect oh
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that's I forgot please don't I have Nitro again huzzah please
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don't that's good to have on on standby working
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Jones nice crafted devices can damage theable or distract
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enemies nice who de this [Music]
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St sorry I looked at my sunboard right after you were playing with yours I think my favorite one
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is just on deck for when I need it so when you die for the first
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time if I if I die for the first time I hit him with a you need to get
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out of the suit first there you go kid yeah
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man you good yeah I sorry I thought I can you go back can you go back to that lever real quick I'm not going to the
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lever CR is that the Purina logo I can't press oh man my my brain's
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Des synthesized to current games I tried to M2 to zoom into it and I can't do
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that desensitized yo so when was the last
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time you did play this game um I remember playing it like
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2016 okay so you you've played it you kind of know what to expect yeah there's
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going to be this alien and I'm going to have to like not die to it yeah my brother was what we were playing uh this
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past weekend and he was explaining yeah can you change the difficulty
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no oh that's fine I I didn't need a map anyway maybe I can find map data maybe
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that's what it is you know what I mean I think it's the
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I think the map is still and I would um make an effort to
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collect things because um you won't have a lot of stuff well the game hasn't
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taught me how to collect things yet so I means I can't do it I can't do it yet cuz the game hasn't taught me fair
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enough I'm a dumb I'm a dumb gamer I don't know how to video game it doesn't exist until I'm told how to do it
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okay meanwhile I'm I'm a dumb gamer in the sense that I forget what the
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tutorial told me just to what the tutorial told me to do you know less than 5 minutes
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ago warning this is a barrel this an explosive Barrel by the
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way can we just talk about that fire we just passed like isn't that like the worst thing to have on a spaceship I
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mean I it's probably a fire because of the guas you know can't ah let me
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in how about you read the prompts below page up and down really who's that no
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it's all right I just it it was a corrupted thing it wouldn't let
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me well this was a good run it's now time to give up and she
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died of fall damage yo I got the fit bit go do
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calculations do quick math yo item I can pick up let's go God
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damn quick math not accurate math quick math radial
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menu Mouse to select yeah I have the one item
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someone you oh Oh that's oh this is wild yeah you have to lean to make sure
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that the coast is clear when you're when the alien starts to hunt you to know good to
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know I have the one I don't want to use it
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yeah and like my brother would you'd have to uh
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um if you're in hiding in a locker you have to like Lean Back sometimes so they don't and like hold your breath if
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they're trying to look inside of the locker you're [Music]
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in yeah anyone here
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no he's literally me
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it's sad that we both went the same way this life for rent rent
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yeah this life for no rent that's fair I know that we are squiggly line I
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know that those terminals right in front of you that are glowing never mind that's where you
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would collect um map data the Mas that's it's weird mechanic
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hey that's an emergency I must save you must
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save you did it I did it yo terminal I like
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these if you're looking for step I moved it you left it right out in the open r i could have taken it Jesus do you know
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what I had to do to get it I've hidden in one of the store rooms you should be able to find it the code is 0340 don't worry no one goes down to the
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terminal anymore not after wood hey also we're out of meds and low on water if you're going to go get some it's your
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turn maybe I'll teach you to take care of the stuff in the future Anna SE gun man I should read all these
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because I know you hate reading all these we've had a long J okay never mind Harris Turner get back here now why is
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everyone text you can hit select to play it you don't have to read that one there you go I was basically correct with the
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voice enging lock the terminal down kill the power and don't forget your report
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and then select did you turn on the power I think so I press okay Power nice I have no idea
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what you're supposed to do now but this is as far as you've ever gotten well I mean my well that power didn't stay
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H yo a med kit yo a injector I'm rolling in
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loot which is good because you probably won't be for much longer rolling in the
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dough I got to build it yeah you have to build it you have to collect the stuff to build
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it I don't have what it takes to build it apparently yeah so you have to look in lockers and uh drawers and other fun
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places to collect it from from what I understand of course
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you're so jerky in you playing this I'm sorry I'm used to playing
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fast-paced games where I just got to be like yeah you have to be slow in this game or you get
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screwed don't threaten me with a good time not the good kind of
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screwed don't threaten me with a bad
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time 425 I already forgot what the code was it was like0 3 0 5 it it started and end
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with a zero I think 03 40 something like I forget the
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torens yo I'm here I'm right here we lame help
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help maybe I should activate my one flare to get his attention I won't need it if I get his attention Dam
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it at this point we should probably just give up and go I mean let's just save the entire
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higher boy oh boy oh boy oh the shutters are closed okay yeah they were closing
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[Music]
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yeah two three that's a you well we tried our
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best I guess back the way we came and wrap it up game over way over here game
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over man it's game over yo air hockey my
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favorite feel like I'm going to hate this mini game at some point I don't think the doing it three times is a
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common thing after this first little bit to be
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honest so Weir game runaround Rex was that what it was called it's so good
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they have two of them oh my God or they were just lazy with the
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model creation this game is like real life
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it's just so good they made two of them after numerous demands finally
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called a public meeting to address the rumor been circulating on but instead of the
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answ I'm sorry you know come nexted just us either it sounds like
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station in the red going to srap I guess I was speaking to one of the engineers
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and he reckons they'll announce it soon I'm telling you this don't stick around looking for another job that's a name
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finish time to move on tomorrow
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together wow oh yo save
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point what a thing oh was a good save thanks game
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this game got good positive
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reinforcement oh my
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God it's Terri terrible someone
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knew strangers will be shot I'm not a stranger I'm yeah you
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are in this case required yeah there's a lot of
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backtracking in this game oh I guess it's time to go back then well I mean
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later on dumbass well there's nothing else here I went that way I went the other way I didn't find that chest I can go
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find that chest
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now there like some way I can get into the vence
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seems sus he said that's a bit
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sussy yo scrap and flare see it was worth it doesn't
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work hey look something else yo compound b as opposed to compound a I hear I I
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hear B is better what about compound
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z um nobody ever gets that far I don't know where you're supposed
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to go at this point it was at this moment that he knew he shouldn't have played on
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nightmare well I guess uh it's time to start over
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ow well what did we learn uh Apollo
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all right maybe the game will tell me I got I don't even have Tor is looking for you find a way to contact the
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ship awesome so look at those like is there a Communications sign there's a cocktail
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bar either side is can you can you go straight is that that
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door isn't open is it it's red get through there red means you can't go inside ey on toward yeah yeah and you
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don't get that for a couple chapters yet that's spoilers spoiling whole game
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oh I'm sorry I'm sorry no I'm not
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but triangle maybe it's that no it's not
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like flashing at me yeah that's not an maybe it's this
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one no yeah it's totally that one maybe I can get through here and I'm just dumb
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I don't know you can it doesn't look like it what if I
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crouch no you in my
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face I fully check maybe there is another thing down here maybe oh no this
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is no that was already were you already there you were already yeah there was the yeah
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is there ah I'm dumb well let that be a lesson to you
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look down Amanda Ripley was the
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impostor it's so convenient that they knew people would be crawling around the vents and they put lights down
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here yeah that's so nice it's new
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place um new it this whole damn place is falling
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apart thanks I didn't notice hey I moved it with my mind I
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blow up your pancakes with my [ __ ] mind the [ __ ] not my [ __ ]
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pancake what is wrong with you what isn't wrong
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um do you know how long this episode has been going on for approximately 30 seconds 30 minutes and 37
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seconds ah man next time on couch
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cin didn't realize it was 30 minutes already I thought you were joking about
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the half hour no it's been a half hour I've been stumbling around for 30 minutes yeah I mean
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it was a lot of exposition so I mean that makes sense true I mean it's it's a
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good game and I I I like it when I'm the one watching it but not playing it that's what I've learned why don't you
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want to play it um well the only thing I own it on is
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my Xbox and my brother is currently helping me do a um no death run and
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there's no way in hell that I can do that by myself so so I don't want to it's because you're scared
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