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So how ya doin’? | Alien: Isolation (14)
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Apr 1, 2025
PJ tries for a world record in death count for Alien Isolation. Natural Habitat Shorts: @NaturalHabitatShorts This is episode 14, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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couch comes a r I forgot what I was doing like I'm about to die by way I will admit those memes were were pretty
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good now I need to pin now I need to pin those I'm not going to like cut it in I'm probably just going
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to all right couch goblins all
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right um I'm probably going just put like screenshots of like the memes that you're referring
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to I feel like I explained them in those people just know they know and if they don't know then they just don't get to
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be included in the bit that's their choice in life yeah and remember don't forget you
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were making fun of the people who have the ultra wide monitors yeah it was yeah because if you have an ultra wide
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monitor you're stupid and you SM you got to take a shower I got to take a
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shower what am I not allowed to say that people smell bad is that is that not allowed is that is that cancelable in
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this culture I was just I was smelling myself to make sure I didn't need a shower nailed
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it now I smell bad but I'm not going to shower because I got to go to the gym after this and then I'll take a
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shower it's order of operations I don't want to I don't want to smell fresh go to the gym and then stop smelling
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fresh that's that's fair I just I'll just go to the gym pre stinky it's fine
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I need I need to I do need to start working out more but like
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the I'm not sure how I feel about like Planet Fitness because of all the memes about that and
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like I'm not sure how I feel about if I were to do stuff like that
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so but I have like weights at home and I have like an elliptical machine at home
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that I could yeah that I can use instead of having to pay for a gym membership
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the place I usually go activate 10 different rewire points thank you game the game I the game the place damn I
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normally go tends to be um pretty empty so at least depends on the day mostly on
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the weekday it's empty oh I didn't do the thing I got to go back and do the thing gosh dang
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it I me Sav after that let me in let me
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in okay whatever
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my stun baton has four charges I'm so cool I'm in Ripley what are you
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doing um that is strange it's not letting you
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climb in um P patter little
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bit what did I do I don't like the pitter
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patter what are
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you did she see you question
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mark fix
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airon at least they're friends
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bro you did that twice all right what were we talking
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about got distracted by aliens thick thighs we're talking about the gy yeah J
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visitors unless they're part of a sales tour you're inside of that Android what
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the heck it's fine is she it's less fine it's less
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fine so how you doing doing fine why you ask just
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curious I'm doing just fine all right let's go
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again by the way the reason why the death Montage as I was saying last episode is over 10 minutes is because of
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the one episode it's literally just you dying over and over and over and over again yeah and my very supportive friend
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laughing at me the entire time you know what it was kind of funny after a while you have to admit it didn't start funny
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but it ended funny it's like a South Park episode exactly I like how South Park is
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only funny because they make fun of everybody without any remorse like everybody is
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like nobody is safe you got to respect it though oh yeah absolutely absolutely Family Guy is kind of the same
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way kind of see Family Guy used to be funny I feel like it became less funny after a
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while you know what I mean I feel I feel like it's like any show that runs for a long time yeah well I mean technically
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McFarland like quit right the show yeah and I think that's around the time where
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it didn't where it stopped being funny cuz it's like the longer a show
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runs I've noticed it it's why you should only run like a show for like five seasons is yeah I mean
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the I mean sometimes having a show that is like a social commentary is good but
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at the same time that is something you to be careful with well no my my my my thought process
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was more or less that give me the freaking
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Molotov nailed it why does that always happen they just
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disappear I'll take it though ninja vanish ninja vanish smoke
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bomb that's a m not a smoke smoke bomb it makes smoke I mean I
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guess
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Technically she's Pitter pattering she are breaking I'm drowning slowly all
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right but no cuz like I feel like you know the longer show runs like the the less indepth a character
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gets oh yeah you know what I mean like if you look at like first early seasons of The Office you know Kevin is like
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he's a he's a guy damn it unlike me he's a smart guy
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he's just he's just a little he's just a little slow you know it takes him a second but he's still like you know he's good at he's good at like things like
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the poker he's good at this he's good at that he's good at the other thing but like in the later season he just becomes like an idiot like no reason yeah I mean
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even in like Family Guy like in the first couple Seasons like Brian is actually a decent
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character and later on he starts to become Just A pompous [ __ ] that you
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don't you really just don't want to have to deal with like he's an [ __ ]
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oh
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yeah back back in my day when Peter was just kind of uh he wasn't an [ __ ] to
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his family he was just kind of selfish sometimes and he to learn through that you know he like oh man character development my favorite and now just
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like he's just an idiot just idiot that doesn't he doesn't care about his family
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he's an idiot he just I will say I think my
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favorite my favorite episode favorite episodes are probably their parody of
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Star Wars I think I've said this before like those those are hilarious like I can watch those over
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and over and over again go up here because it's just a stupid a bridged version
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that oh Hi friend hello again coming at you
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backwards clim
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Oh shoot that's not a Molotov that's a molto she ran through the fire to get
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away from you yeah problem um I don't see one I mean it
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worked out in your favor but
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going take the time to build another moloto right next to a place I can hide that was the only time I've had
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that good of aim right there that was going through the clicks that was um pretty good pretty
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good I need a save point I don't want to have to do that again
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I'm in down the ladder I'm identified thank you very
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much oh you're not yoink yoink what are you
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Joe no that's my name what are you
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Mama did she did she see you get in there nah she doesn't
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know okay
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I'm still working under the idea that those sticky notes were actually like legitimate sticky notes on like
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employees
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desks species I like how I leaned back and
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held my breath too like and
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unclench and release oh my
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[Music] God like that sound of you coming out of
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the locker is so loud and unnecessary
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like like why is the sound of the locker just so it's I need some WD40
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the alien I heard
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that um ninja vanish no no we're fine no
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okay I'll have to report this I'll have to report this fire you
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started no oh what about our friendship about J juice you completed a
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crime in front of him hey look arson is not arson is not allowed
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on the Sylvester pool it is that Jamba Juice Jamba
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Juice that is a name I have not heard since high school she's coming up no I'm gone
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is she coming up I thought she was where is she I don't like this there she is oh
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hi friends oh that's right she's too cool for she's too cool for ladders I
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forgot ladders are a safe space baby and I'll write your
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name get out of here you and I are going to have a talk
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about safety I love how you're hiding from the alien and the working Joe is still like hostile to you
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for for throwing the molotov in front of
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him oh what they're fine
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no you
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aren't okay where is she like I don't I don't even know she was she was beneath
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us and now now she's up there and now she's back down
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here you keep hiding hopefully she doesn't drop down right behind me hey look she dropped down right
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behind you
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nah nah that's Freeze Frame
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though oh
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Lord no terminal
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Apollo oh you don't look like a friend huh that sucks
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day daming Med smus I'm
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dead where did he go what was that you see
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that he was on top of me then he was like I'm out
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peace I got to initiate the conduit okay not the other thing that I did did you
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get Dum did you get dump scared I mean no they just was like what the heck
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was with
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the with the disappearing it working Joe he was like on top of he's like all
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right you're dead he's went away oh that doesn't look
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good no I think you did it
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correctly y i a stunning master I'm dead
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probably does no she doesn't know um yeah she
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does ring around the
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no I don't think so you just re REO the save doesn't mean you I mean I survived
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I I'm Ripley I have the I have time control poers actually save coming does mean you
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you didn't die I didn't technically
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technically can you hide under there no
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yes so when the alien comes down that's a good place to hide
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do a flashbang stun it I'm not sure I think it said
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specifically humans maybe yeah just says
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humans you would think it would it's it's blind but it you
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know I assume they see similarly to a bat echol location
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have you ever seen those I forget the I forget the name of the comic I need to look it up but he makes
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like uh animated shorts that are really really stupid but they teach you
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something like um there's one of um a couple of like an animal
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shopping in a in a market and there's a bat s
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oh yeah yeah yeah it's like hey where are where's the whatever and it screams
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loudly uh that'll be i 4 can you um check if they're organic
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inhale I mean I love I love those com they're hilarious I love them so
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much I remember the the one that comes with uh the front of my mind is the the one with squirrels where apparently they
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get like a lot smarter during the fall or like their memories come back during the fall it's like where did I leave my
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where did I leave my keys and then it's just like his eyes go wi he like remembers his entire life and he's like
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starts crying as he remembers everything he's like oh yeah and then he goes to his car and his keys are locked in his
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car I don't think I've seen that one um I like the one that's um uh paper or
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plastic mouth mouth
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or the one where the bad's hanging upside down in a c in a coffee shop the guy is standing underneath and he
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like it stops taking a sip of coffee screaming from the hot coffee that's
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pouring on him so nobody likes my cranberry
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sauce oh it's cranberry sauce cranberry sauce was AB
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positive yeah I not initiate it I thought I initiated
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it I don't think you did now the alien has to wait patiently
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for you to finish that I did I pushed that whatever game I did it now I just
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going to sit back down here it's like what are you waiting for
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like besides the alien of course I'm initiating the
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protocol can I make a can I make a med kit I
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can't I can make I think with how much we've quoted that guy I think we now have to post a link and put a link in
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the description is that is that how being an honest YouTuber works damn probably I
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probably should put the should probably put his entire channel on screen oh no I think Link in
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the description is fine top of the description
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I have to stand out here and wait for it I don't know like does the objective still put
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the bubble over you over where you are yeah it does says I have to initiate the
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distribute
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condic um and it does this
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is there any prompt now that it's out if you to like go up to it is there like a press e to remove or something
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like that I don't know maybe
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yeah unless there's another button dude maybe maybe there's something I got to do while it's doing
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that ah yes that's what it is I got to okay so I got to do it and then do
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that okay look at you figuring [ __ ] out look at me with my big old
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brain the size of a
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walnut did did you do the thing what was the thing I got to do it again
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I think I got to do them both quick enough I'm stuck this is my life now oh alien now go to the noise go to
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the noise go to the noise you're an idiot you're an idiot you're an idiot you're an idiot you're an idiot you're an
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idiot my God you are lucky as [ __ ]
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it's all skill it's it skill all skill I meant to do that every single part don't
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check my underwear wrong button CR you're
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dead I'm reloading a save I'm so alive this was a Triumph I pressed Q not
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e I don't know why it sent me out of
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it this was a Triumph no it wasn't a no tier huge
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success I go over to the other side first
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maybe oh the lever crunk you know what it is I think I got
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to I got think I got to get this guy out and then he'll help me with it I think he's a good guy and then I
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think we both have to do it at the same time I don't his eyes are red though yeah
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well so if he's a if he's listen if he's a bad
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guy I'll take care of him you're my friend you're my best friend we're going to help each other
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here Al is reporting a good service something this you really shouldn't be
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here neither should your
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toes he's spilling his milk a it didn't
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work but maybe now that he's out of it oh okay it just works now all
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right um but now you're stuck here because you oh [ __ ] noise
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maker that's a smoke bomb hang
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on let me just cry after something right okay Hi friend
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see we're just we're this this is how we play um throw it the opposite direction of where you're supposed to go maybe you
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should check
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that they know here's the play here's the play here's the play here's the play here's the play here's the play ladder
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ladder stall ladder stall ladder stall ladder stall um I remember you saying I was safe on ladders what happened to
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that what happened I was told that the ladders are the safest place to so I
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took your helpful advice and now I'm dead blame my brother who will most definitely probably watch this episode
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um blame my brother cuz that's what my brother said ladders are safe
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I think I just got to do this on both sides
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and why am I stuck there we go I think you have to release the [ __ ] no I
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think I think I just have to do this on both
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sides got no
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time he's not saying RI elevators are working again no it's because it's not
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finished doing its thing
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yet see he's about to be like Ripley
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I think it'll go better for you and you won't make you know three working Joe's and the alien hostile towards you if you
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wake the [ __ ] up and then hide or run away I don't know I think I
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think that I think it's a bad idea I think I I mean I think it's I think it's see this is my life now this is my life
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now just just order room service so you don't starve I have so many med packs to eat I got 20 bullets that to eat they're
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really high in coward I'll survive forever uhuh mhm
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mhm and how does that make you feel he was not
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away now we're fine doesn't even know who I am or what
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I'm doing
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I need new I it's going I need to get a new boom arm for my microphone because
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it's very squeaky and I think I might just need to get a new microphone there's like a small like
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effect that happens sometimes when I speak into it it's either that or I have to redo the entirety of obs
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maybe both you might just have to go through and re-update all of your filters you have on it true I do have a
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bazillion filters on it yeah I mean it depends on how old your
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microphone is too like you might you you might need a new one I like just got
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this one oh really yeah I got this at like the start of the Year oh yeah cuz
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originally my other microphone uh like the cord broke and I couldn't find a new cord to replace it so I just bought the
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next like the upgraded model that uses USBC it's the the hyper quadcast
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s i i cuz I don't like go xlrs no offense go XLR
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users I mean go XLR is not your only interface
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option yeah if you wanted to use the XLR an XLR microphone not XL I don't I don't I don't like using like the I just like
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using chords I don't like having to do the whole other thing yeah cuz for me I have a sure
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mv7 um can you stop spawn camping which is
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plugged into a wave XLR and the wave XLR is plugged
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into my computer and what's cool is you know all of my Elgato products
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work nicely together so I can easily hide he'll be hostile to
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you yeah and but if I want him to kill me what if I want him to try if you
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attack him all of the other ones are going to start attacking you
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together and now you have you know two more on your ass plus the alien for
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being so loud uhuh got it
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he knows she knows no I'm just faster it's
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fine this seems awfully familiar I don't think it seems familiar enough you know
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like your last attempt here I could have put them side to side and they'd be pretty much the same exact thing nope I
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think this one's better I've learned so much in those four minutes although the other working
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Joe's see those guys those guys came through the door
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though well there's one that I think comes from behind
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you but whatever the case they're both angry at
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you the working Joe's and the Alien
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and and remember not to walk too close to that Joe that's on the ground cuz they'll grab you that's
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up medicine
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BRS I got four bullets so I got five bullets and then
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one for
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emergencies then what about the sixth bullet that's an emergency bullet for emergencies okay cuz he said I have four
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bullets plus one for an emergency so I'm like what I meant to say five bullets I thought it was a five spun
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revolver jeez spawn camping piece of [ __ ] that's
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what I'm
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saying how can't I see through this look at that
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you would think that never
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mind good bless you excuse me jeez go do
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anything else right now what the hell I don't know where that came from
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identified
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species um why are you want to throw a flare I don't think that'll do anything I thought it would make noise and just
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be a cheaper noise maker let go in your stupid vent please
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it's right there look how cool it is thank you hey now you just have to avoid the
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working chos and get the hell out of here
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really Smoke on the Water really yeah what's wrong with Smoke on the Water I
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mean it's a good song but not one that I would consider like a my sneaking song
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the song I sne sneak song I don't I I don't think of it as a sneaking song a sneaky song I have a sneaking suspicion
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you're wrong ah there's a map take a map
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please take a map take a map probably the scariest part of that stupid game
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this is the only scary part of that game that is true oh hi there he looks like he's seen better
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days he's just taking he's just taking a he's taking a chill pill taking a nap
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yeah please take a nap really yeah really what take a nap
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please take a nap me on my way to take a
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nap oh Lord man I have no idea where to go I guess I'll have to find out next
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time on couch goblins huh next time I couch goblins can't wait to die and then have to get sent back to the stupid area I've
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been stuck at for the past episode that'll be fun yeah I mean that's to be
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expected with you yes I am stupid you're not stupid you're just um not knowing
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where you're supposed to go and
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yeah I hope that makes sense because it didn't it didn't make sense to me it didn't make sense but it made sense it
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made dollar Ronis oh okay
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