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PJ and Spencer make fun of Jordan's ability to solve a puzzle. Do you know how hard it is to solve puzzles when you're being made fun of? It is extremally difficult.
This is episode 3, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFon0QDpdiG2H4rP0AlVQgpm
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I swear you're gonna like open the door
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that you're gonna like help somebody and
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it's like oh no I bet you my
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non-existent will to live that you are
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wrong
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why don't you just bet your left
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testicle everybody does this I have a
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box full
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whoa and this is ready let's go uh play
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the puzzle
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you did not hear him say multiple times
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that he wasn't ready
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welcome back to uh couch goblins with
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your best friend that's right me Mr
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ghost town I'm chilling here with your
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two main goblins of the hour
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Jordan actually and PJ I didn't do it
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you have no proof
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oh
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what are you gonna say about that
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I burned it all
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so there's there's no proof
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okay you ready to see me struggle in a
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puzzle I've done
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oh this is a puzzle
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it's that's what the title is going to
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be it's the puzzle
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too bad that the footage of the original
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attempt is nowhere to be found lost to
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the abyss your bets I make it again
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after you fail to do this puzzle you
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know what
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I don't recall
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asking what Spencer asked didn't she
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Spencer that was that was really scary
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Jordan don't ever do that again what was
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scary
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make you ask again
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I'm half distracted so
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don't you know you'd ever sold the party
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um
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so PJ do you want to join our kids on
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box campaign that's right uh call this
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like Heroes whenever it's out it's out
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or start looking for it because it'll be
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there anyway
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um
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or one goal don't date the video every
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single episode
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[Music]
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you wanna do you want to join PJ all
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right if you're doing it on Discord yeah
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we are doing it on Discord
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hey guys you guys are in the future you
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should tell us what happens
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you should you should spoil everything
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in the comments below
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all right
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um I [ __ ] your mom
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that's it oh I needed that don't [ __ ]
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that
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ew we have the same mom well you're the
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one who said it not me so aren't you
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our mom
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you [ __ ] cringe in it mate okay so I
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think I've started
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and was successful thus far I think I
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need to throw something for one of the
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other ones
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hey uh editing Jordan can you put a
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stopwatch to see how long this will take
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yeah thank you thank you Jordan
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hey did I also tell you how awesome you
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are don't do that don't lie to him
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bro
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tell me six foot now yeah uh no no he's
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he's a short piece of [ __ ]
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well now he's sad now editing Jordans
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look at that little Goblin and editing
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editing Jordan you deserve you deserve a
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raise
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out of PJ's pocket
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dumbass
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yeah I do actually think I have a
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picture of you PJ so I can actually go
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off there would be like I think I
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actually do have a pocket right now I
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really hope that uh oh should I can I
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not get up there
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I'm stupid oh that's not the one I want
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and I'll get there I'll get there I
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promise I promise I know what I mean
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yeah yeah yeah
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sure yeah no really yeah 100 yeah yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah because I've I've
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I've lowered it
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twice
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so I think I just need to do
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the things she sent me photos or am I
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crazy
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I could hear someone
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you could uh you can't believe me if I
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told you okay next to my neighbor's
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house
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have you been robbing your neighbor or
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something
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uh no I just heard neighbors have I've
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heard oh [ __ ] [ __ ] stop no it was a it
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was a meme where it's like a a guy is
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getting caught drunk driving I mean it's
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like
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he's uh it's like the cop's like hello
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sir do you know why I pulled you over I
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have no idea officer no no I was no I
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would see even words oh why would we
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even stop at that stop stop sign for so
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long oh I was waiting for it to turn
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green oh okay we're headed oh I'm headed
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home where's it at oh what's up I live
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with my parents so it's right there oh
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and where's that at oh when they leave
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with me oh where's your parents house at
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oh it's right next to my neighbor's
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house where's that at you wouldn't
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believe me if I told you you dread give
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it to me right next to my house
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foreign
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there we go this is cute I don't know if
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this matches your hair PJ but grow it
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out like this that's all I gotta say you
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have to you have to yeah I'm not getting
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a haircut anytime soon
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oh
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it's magic
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you know
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yay hey PJ I think I did it
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I'm pretty sure you missed the stuff
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no I I I think you are wrong
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shoot I don't know which one more that
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is you're right
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God oh oh oh I'm right
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he said
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in recording form I gotta edit it out
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and then delete all the other evidence
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you're gonna forget it and I'm gonna I'm
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gonna clip it
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um editing Jordan uh 5 30. I went the
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wrong way editing Jordan five as if
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you're not already gonna look through
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the entire thing
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I'm a lazy editor let's be honest
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we know
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I don't recall asking you I set up my
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entire OBS because it felt lazy of an
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editor I am
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I have a button that tells me where all
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the funny parts were I got this button
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to do that oh that's right I mean that's
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not laziness using your resources
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I like how OBS is
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like set up to the point where you can
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do goblins have tails no am I thinking
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of imps are you thinking of amps okay
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I don't want to draw a tip
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you don't I did draw big dummy ears
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okay uh I think at this point I'm stupid
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um
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again
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oh [ __ ] here we go again
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when you press the x button at the
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Pokemon Center one too many times oh
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[ __ ] here we go again
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that just like gave me PTSD
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what the Pokemon Center stuff
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okay so is this this is an audio medium
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you have to answer my questions
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you didn't say anything I was like oh it
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was because the Pokemon's that are thing
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and you over here like
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I said yes I said
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[Music]
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please don't
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oh it's too late
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if you look at the statistics the
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retention drops right here
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so you have to scream ah
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[Music]
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you're like the guy who can't wait
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I think you're peeking no we were in the
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yellow we were in the yellow we're good
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uh-huh and how does it make you feel
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I didn't ask
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dude you're stealing his jokes bro yes I
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am
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you doing that that's what goblins do we
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steal
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goblins
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[Music]
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I'll ask up free
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oh God I love Humphrey was awesome
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thank you everyone like Humphrey because
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you're hilarious Humphrey was awesome
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okay so I already did this
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what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do now
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balance so you don't fall to your death
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you know what I'd rather die
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up
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I thought you just did I thought you
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just did no no I I didn't die in this
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puzzle the first time
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you died three times to fire don't even
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you know what shut the [ __ ] I don't
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remember okay
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shut the [ __ ] up
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shut it
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shut up take all your ups and shed them
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what if you jump on top of that thing
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what if you jump on top
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that thing right there yeah no because
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there's um there's a piece of cloth
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that's holding the plane up somewhere
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down there
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I need to figure out how to set it on
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fire that way it collapses and I have no
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idea what the item I need to set on fire
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is
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PJ
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um wasn't it I thought you died that's a
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guide I'm not I'm not looking up a guide
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I'm not completely stupid
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whoa
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yeah so I think I have to light that on
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fired and I'm not sure how enough to say
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that
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what
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even I don't have the audacity to say
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something like that
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are you aren't you looking at it isn't
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that the exact one that isn't lit right
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in front of you yeah but I'm not sure
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what I how idea said it on flight okay
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what it okay you kick it you run up and
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you kick it dude you the last time you
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ran up and you kicked it
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how do you not remember
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you would have would ever never gotten
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that
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you would have forgotten forever
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that was Jordan's entire argument he was
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about to say something and then that
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happened just gone dismantled
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so he walked up to it too he like danced
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and grinded up on it like the person I
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went up to it Rave The Prompt wasn't
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there the first time so shut the [ __ ]
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yes it was not the first time not the
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first time was yes it was only there the
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first time right before I kicked it so
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shut the [ __ ] up
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editing Jordan
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[Music]
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hey you know what last time last time
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he's just you know what you know what
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shut the [ __ ] up last time it actually
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took 20 minutes
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hey at least it's okay half the time
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this time it only took 10. he'd run
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speed run
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the [ __ ] am I supposed to get up oh it's
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still not over you gotta go over to the
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other side that's how you get oh yeah
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it's a plane on fire what was the point
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of that
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can go up
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climb the plane to thanks I appreciate
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that I don't know what I would do
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without you guys besides not be made fun
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of every single time I do something
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stupid anytime buddy
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I think I did something stupid oh my
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goodness we're not even done yet how the
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[ __ ] do I get jump over jump over to the
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fence area
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oh
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that's right that's right that's right
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that's right
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hurry up move your ass
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oh damn the hatred towards women here
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today I'm uh whoa
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this woman right here
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no I've been here the guy the
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oh okay yeah very different
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is it you can jump it through the window
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the door the door
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oh that's right that's right that's
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right that's right peanut is inside your
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mind dude um I never
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oh no you made it okay or did you missed
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I missed I think I missed hey look a
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second one
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the inner machinations of his mind no I
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thought it was like the bow where it
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would stay until you kind of released
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the trigger I didn't I forgot that it
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was yeah
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I thought I I'm yeah
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I hope you had a tetanus shot Laura
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she needs a lot of fun when you cut your
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hands in the middle
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I don't know how rusted it is not metal
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yes it's oh wait I thought you said
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glass never mind
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shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
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shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
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shut up shut up shut up
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a box with something inside of it
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no
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oh no oh there it is uh I forgot that I
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was drawing you PJ this is really cute
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yeah but there's one other problem
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I think this might be a longer episode
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because I have no idea where the next
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breaking point would be uh you upgrade
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the thing and then you open the door
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remember yeah I know
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but it's too early to make have it be
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next oh there's gonna be another one
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like right after you open the door is
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it I swear you're gonna like open the
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door that you're gonna like help
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somebody and it's like oh no I bet you
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my non-existent will to live that you
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are wrong
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why don't you just bet your left
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testicle everybody does this I have a
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box full
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whoa what do you stand up there's
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nothing above you thank you
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maybe there was
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maybe come back
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thank you there how slowly do you
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we never thought I thought there was a
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gap there
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you better scramble like an egg before
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you fold it like a little high I didn't
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realize you were right there
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that's how they get you
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but I have to that's where I'm going
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back
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and there are a couple spots to your
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left there's a couple areas around there
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that they spawn in
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it's the deer hunting area
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all right for [ __ ] sake kill yourself
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oh wow
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Jordan is just loads oh you're right
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there you have the worth of a summer and
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have you never heard that no what are
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you saying the meme Luke
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listen I had to work 42 hours last week
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don't talk to me
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it's okay
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it's just it's you guys are taking too
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long to attack my bad it's a guy who's
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really bad at fighting games and thinks
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he's like the best of fighting games you
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know we'll always like lose and get
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really mad and he has like this whole
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speech that he just absolutely tries to
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[ __ ] on someone's life
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you know and I I almost have the whole
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thing memorized it's hilarious it's
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still a dead meme at this point but
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still it's hilarious it's still a dead
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meme
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yeah I memorized Dead memes what if it I
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still dab [ __ ] you
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okay I just saw you dab while you said
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that like we're sitting right next to
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each other in this couch I make my
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co-workers dab thank you very much
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so I think it just made me dab
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I think the game is [ __ ] up because it
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doesn't register that I have now have
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enough Salvage so I have to find another
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box of Salvage
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great awesome hey look Salvage
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what perfect timing
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isn't that awesome
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how convenient
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I'm pretty sure that happened last time
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too but you just hit a box on the way I
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think I did yeah yeah they kind of just
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didn't notice it yeah
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okay now it's time for where the game
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actually gets violent
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oh
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oh yeah this game gets really dark
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really quickly
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that's no good
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this game already isn't dark like the
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brightness is all the way down
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perfect
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let me put on my sunglasses to watch
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this
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the double joke
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of course you're looking at the female
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figure PJ would do the same thing
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man I don't even think that dude knows
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what the female figure is
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not you PJ I'm talking about
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not you you just called me an ultra
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virgin and I want to talk to you he
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doesn't even know what a female figure
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looks like
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oh by the way uh I will take your left
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tentacle now PJ
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you haven't gotten to the part where you
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get to the thing
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can't take my neck you said it was right
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you said it was right after the thingy
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cut scene and then camp
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those are just candles on a campfire
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dumbass
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you know what you know what you didn't
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mean that I went to find a cactus no
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and shove it
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starting the beef with me sitting in
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between you guys we're not starting this
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beef
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we're not doing it hey can you restart
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the pork
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no
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you still have a gun
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no because we're about to go through one
18:41
of Kelly's nightmares before we get to a
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campfire so you're wrong
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all right you're fine let me go grab my
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boxes
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no no you said yours
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yeah one of mine they're in the Box I
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mean I guess you're not wrong you didn't
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read the fine print the one of them that
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I own
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yeah bye you're being kidnapped who
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cares bye
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fend for yourself
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who are you people who are you
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doing
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that's not creepy at all moderator
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Behavior
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next thing you know he's gonna call her
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kitten
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no please no this is not the time or
19:42
place
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all right
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Professor Oak over here don't you move
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immediately yeah kill them all move so
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she can't be killed
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okay uh time to go through this uh
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hopefully sneaky beaky like
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run toward person with the flashlight oh
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shoot I forgot that I thought he okay
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hey first death
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hey first time and add that to the desk
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counter thanks thanks
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Jordan thanks Jordan please editing
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Jordan considering the fact that by now
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in the first attempt I've died I died
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like five times
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what first time this is the first time
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you're playing oh yeah you're right you
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cannot at this point try to be first
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time you're playing as we have like
20:33
multiple times yeah he failed us how
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many times when's that one puzzle that
20:37
you struggled with yeah yeah yeah yeah
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shut up
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or I'm taking or I'm taking away the
20:43
Oshawott thing on your shirt
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just put it on its own layer no return
20:52
I don't even know run around them I
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forgot which we had to go
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you gotta be sneaky
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I'm not sneaky though
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you're literally a rogue you know what
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Laura's
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uh
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stealth and sleight of hands stats are
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not plus 10 like a Cali
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actually no Plus 11.
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ew
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yeah
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thanks I appreciate you anytime
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what do you see I'm still trying to find
21:30
the will to live I'm I'm having trouble
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finding that
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very sneaky
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no at this point they're just rolling
21:50
very low on perception
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except for this [ __ ]
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yeah
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all righty I'm sending in PJ's uh Goblin
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form oh I can't wait to see it
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although but I have Quicktime events I
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think
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because otherwise she'll be you know
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killed because that's gonna be fun
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fight the ear
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oh this is conveniently free
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shoot him in the nuts never mind
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shoot him in the face
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[Music]
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Jordan you might want to blurt that a
22:44
little bit because no uh it was fine
22:47
it's fine he looks like he's glitching
22:49
kind of like the uh
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the animatronics and
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security [ __ ]
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only a little bit I'm playing the wrong
22:57
game
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I love that game
23:03
I want to play the VR one for your
23:05
guys's show oh that'd be fun I have a VR
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headset
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I could play when I'm done with PJ too
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down on your side of the coach
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it's a very long couch it's a very long
23:24
couch I can play beer on you you're just
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very small goblins
23:28
he's just a ginormous [ __ ] girl next
23:31
time I'm not in a fire I can't I can't
23:33
no but it had the learning thing at the
23:35
bottom where it's like oh don't do
23:37
it I'm on couch goblins I will still be
23:40
here so we'll hope to see you there
23:43
you guys really need to come with an
23:45
outro
23:45
uh it's just next time on couch goblins
23:47
and then we talk randomly as if you know
23:50
yeah
23:51
this is probably the part where we're
23:53
talking randomly so yeah it was actually
23:55
yeah two times already
23:58
yeah this is like a good outro yeah it's
24:01
a good talk
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