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The goblins talk about some WEIRD stuff.
This is episode 16, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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the couch gobbles all right i forot what it was doing i got ethanol let's go my
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favorite you thirsty thirsty
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partner got a revolver partner i got to reload it
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i mean there's no alien this time so I mean yeah 100% no alien you You already
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took care of that problem look at all those holes in his head jeez i shot him a ton nice
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spread am I going the right way open sesame seed
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i think you are kind of going the right way i think I think it's a loop around type of thing maybe maybe i think I got
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to go down i think there's a way to go down there are some doors that don't
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look like they can be opened but actually can be
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cuz like so far the game has trained you hey green means this door is
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open meanwhile some of these don't even have any sort of
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uh Oops remember that he hates you and
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wants you dead i thought I forgot yeah you forgot to
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pick up that map that's to your left over there but I'm a but I'm a right map
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kind of guy yeah so collect the right map kind right map on the left map that
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[ __ ] is it too early to swear shoot i think
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it's the first 15 seconds and you're fine oh okay shoot dang it it's been 15
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seconds fella i know i know
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but it's like that meme that is it a multiplier meme watch your language
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and that that was a very interesting fall there he did
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hi fellas i can't shoot you you killed them which makes them now escape okay
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stupid sales pitch i thought it was a unique sales pitch [ __ ] you [ __ ] you nice
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you like my original comeback there it was uh Dude it was a comeback that I've heard
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i'm just that awesome
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medkit make any I can make this can you though yeah look I just made it oh shoot
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you did a [ __ ] i didn't know you were cool like that
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dang I'm almost back at full flamethrower good thing I'm never going to need it smile i mean I mean the androids are
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still weak can you open them wait you bastards you murdering bastards leave
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them alone you can get that map to your right you bastards
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i'm going be on my seventh hot dog hey look he got his he got his comeuppets
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find an alternative route i don't want them that's too damn
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bad i've started to say it to my managers when they make me do things like uh that I don't need to do or don't
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like it's not my job to do like I'll do it anyway just because they're they'd be
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too quick to write me up for insubordination or whatever so
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are you about to write somebody up for nothing like like "Hey Jordan can you go do this?" No
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Jordan it's like not my job yeah it is well that's too damn bad it's too damn bad
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sebasturing round safety ensuring round the clock safety
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oh boy magically open now nice
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or was it open before i'm going to go save the game that's probably a smart i don't think it
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was open before i was over here before i don't think it was open before
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he tried to open something for me as his last will and testament and just [ __ ] opened the wrong door that's the story
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you're becoming hysterical lever
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right opens wrong lever yo fire [ __ ]
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oh man well you're a wild animal in my eyes toasty tasty i said toasty not tasty can I make
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an EMP mine real quick
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nice oh hang on oh he found you
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hang on oh the EMP mines do work okay it's a
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robot no well a video I saw the person
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recording it had trouble with the EMP mines and the working Joe's
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so it worked for me rules for thee not for me
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i didn't I've never heard that phrase before until recently and I forget where I heard it i think you actually a couple
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episodes ago or like between an episode i forget the context though i feel like
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it was something about rules for them and not for me i feel like that was a context
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you just did you just did the sideshow bob I can't complain cuz he's right
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i hate you so much join the club
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i hate me too i'm the president of the fan club of course
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I'm the president of the I hate myself club
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selfdefamation it's great not defamation it's the other one i forgot the name deprecation there we go with a peanut
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yo loot yeah loot let me look at my loot suit
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i want to go back to what you just said did you just say selfdefeation no selfdefamation
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okay selfdefeation i was going to say because that's
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something completely different
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selfshart it's perfect
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charge back i am so happy you did not say that cuz selfdefeation
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my god
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nice loot i'm glad I heard wrong oh the floor is
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doing the thing again maybe I'm just carrying so much loot that my footsteps are heavier
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maybe it's your pants you self defecated
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nice people are scared
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all right nothing important i'm not reading other people's stories you're not important
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i'm wearing like a very puffy coat it's like the stupid puffer jackets yeah
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wearing a parka oh your eyes glow you're bad i knew it i called it
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i'm going to now take a shotgun to the face he's dead never mind i I don't even need to
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uh pipe molotov
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perhaps i didn't even make it i didn't that just use a charge pack i remember that using a charge pack well what uses
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a charge pack then not
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you i don't need to do all that cuz now I can just grab it such an interesting design for
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crafting it kind of is it's like sure I can like
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load up my my everything and then it just removes it from my slot but then where am I putting it
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yo is that a terminal
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bro tried to save the game how'd that work for you
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you're becoming hysterical
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let me help you with that
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all right uh-oh fella got out
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oh no he's going to be like "You could have gotten me out now I'm going to kill you."
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Nah I think he's just missing a lot who's Who's missing that
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guy am I honest oh there are a lot of people missing where's um Taylor i don't care about her that's a good point
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i only care about important characters
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wow jeez
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[Music]
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terminal nice nothing of use was lost all
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right then i guess I won't go that way i go this way no I go this way let
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me out here we go
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they're all dead the android slaughtered them why why the [ __ ] i don't know but I
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think Samuels does nobody needs to know about this just Just look at the flowers
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look at the flowers don't kill him please unless you want to restart the episode
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or restart the save i think they may have clear
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ricardo ricardo if I go after Samuels can you run this place i need eyes and
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ears i'm not [ __ ] staying here turn around back to that wall was that You're
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going to stay here right because we're good friends yeah sure of course sit
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tight lock the [ __ ] doors and don't let anyone in i'm a very persuasive person is that guy next to the door
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waits the other guy that is him i think right i think so i don't
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know i think that's the clothes he was wearing he was an officer gave off cop energy
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i bet he'd know at least two Gatorade flavors by the name
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no I don't know you should go check that out you should
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go check that out you should go check that out
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um we're going to do the loop-de-looping pool
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run for your life
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seems like you're the one with the problem not me where am I going
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medusa Inc do they have a tattoo shop on here
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where on your map on your map there's a Don't clues
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yeah straight up uh towards the top yeah medusa Medusa Inc sounds like a tattoo shop
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yeah it is [ __ ] you you can't tell me what to do you can't tell bullets what
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to do am I going the right way no you're going very far out of the You're
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back there yeah there's a door i opened it um
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Yeah and I was streaming the other day and we were talk uh somehow it came up about like would I get a tattoo
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why not ask me about what kind of tattoo would you even get like what would it be of I don't know but I probably would get
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a um I'd probably get a matching one with um a close friend probably
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they say once you know I I after I told you this when they they say once you know someone for seven years that Oh no
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I said that in stream once you know someone for seven years you like you'll I think he's just following you um I I
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don't want to waste the ammo that's fair point um
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um but the uh once you know someone for 70 years
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like that friendship is very difficult to to break
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i disagree but continue no just in general
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i'm saying your appointment your your your point is stupid no I get you though okay i mean most times like it's a
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common occurrence that your
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Oh thank you it's a it's a common occurrence that after you know stretches
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of time up to seven years that I'm going to catch you i'm going to get
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you i'm going to get you feel like a funnier way to say that is
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uh what seven years does to a [ __ ]
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but yeah I would probably get a a matching tattoo with a friend if I were to get one and it'd still have to have
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even more meaning than just that uh I know a friend of mine instead of
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like doing wedding rings uh him and his wife both have um I think I forgot if they're matching or if they're slightly
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different uh keyblades from uh what is it kingdom Hearts
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i have a talk about safety so you can do something like that i know i know that's more romantic but you know
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there's a a company that um
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makes like forever bracelets that once you seal it on and secure it the only
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way to take it off is to like break it and there's another company that if you
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buy a um
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uh words words uh there's another company that if you
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buy a wedding ring from them like you need your ID and they put you in a system and you cannot buy another one
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station save save
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i'm not sure I can do this you're going to do this ricardo I need you to focus
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you're in charge now you are the captain now this is [ __ ] up focus Ricardo if
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Samuels can talk to Apollo we can get the androids to stand down then this will all be over
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yeah put it on the map map i got to go this way the
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seon this way
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specifically is that the elevator no this
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elevator damn that should be the 13th mission right there the 12th mission i forgot which one we're on i think I just
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finished the 11th compared to the 10th that was a cakewalk
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oh yeah yeah
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elevators are out looks like the seats and synthetics aren't taking away the
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model snooping around so how do I get up
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uhhuh i know where a passcode would be right
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here easy
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8382 i'm going to use a medkit then craft another one i can't craft another one oh well
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shotgun into my heart you got one
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you can do it i believe in you ah sweet this is going to end perfectly wow it ended perfectly
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mhm
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the wrong way although you're in the wrong elevator shaft
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man i was going to have I was going to go over here some point i think you're actually ahead of uh what you're
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supposed to be doing because your fear is correct
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what that I'm the smartest man on the earth and no one's going to surpass me in mind that the ladder is going to
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collapse and then I'm forever alone because no one is going to be able to be as smart as I am and so because
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yeah we'll go with that we'll go we'll go with that we'll go with that we'll go with that we'll go with that we'll go with that
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yeah sure man sure man sherman keep you happy whatever you say whatever you say yeah that one that one that one what
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whatever keeps you happy
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i'm very humble you know oh yeah absolutely you are i'm the most humble guy I know that's how humble I am
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so incredibly humble that's another thing that I say a lot at work it's like "Oh I uh" It's like "Hey Jordan you're
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awesome thank you for doing that for me." It's like "I know I'm awesome mod is too
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and it's like no one's as modest as I am
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you're going the wrong way am I going the right way am I going the correct direction no you aren't
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but where do I go a wise one is it in here no actually maybe
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looking good i was just here yeah but it says it's like over here
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right huh i'm so confused climb the elevator shaft to the
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upper labs is this not where the upper labs would be
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maybe I'm supposed to go this way i'm supposed to go further maybe maybe
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i don't know what I'm supposed to do this isn't the spot but it's the spot
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is it the spot though seems like it is it says climb the elevator shaft i'm in
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the elevator shaft but I can't climb it
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proud of you
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all right well I guess we're going back this
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way go back through this
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way like being able to sprint now
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it's a such a weird mechanic that you can't use until you get rid of the alien forever
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forever and ever
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we're not fully using this maybe now I'm supposed
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to well now I have door access bada bing bada boom bada bing
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bada boom now I'm over here
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what the um what the
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sha where is a fella supposed to
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go h [Music]
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[Music]
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The plant manager uh the plant manager yes perry
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the planttopus parisio perry the poted
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plant even grab the scrap that's from an actual episode of the show
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i believe it i think I remember that episode and yeah he like Perry gets like
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stuck at home for some reason i think I think I think he's just like sick
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your status has been downgraded to a minor threat minor
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threat that's a different episode we were we were we were not good enough
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children to get a good show like that that was a best show ever made right there in my opinion that's the last good
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Disney Channel show what the hell am I supposed to
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do i'm so confused
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climb the shaft to the upper
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left what am I missing probably going to be like one of those things where once it happens it's like ah it was right
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there no you know
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probably just to spite you
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it's right here nice and I did the right thing twice and it was just an elevator that
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was just out of sight good job Listen man you didn't know
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no it's just I forgot um ladder don't do it they call me the Tomb Raider
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the way I narrowly escaped death for the 18th time
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yo do you know that uh that actually got added to Dead by Daily not too long ago i mean at this point a long time ago uh
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they added uh Laura Coft oh really yeah uh so they so they do these things where
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that like every like DLC update's called a chapter but sometimes they either like do one midway through and they'll call
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it a paragraph and it'll just be like one character either like a killer or a survivor okay so that's what they did
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they added it to the game she's got some unique perks okay she's got voice lines they do that for uh special characters
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she'll like run around she's like "Bloody hell." Exactly like that yeah exactly like that
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interesting interesting interesting they got an actual voice line that she says every four and a half seconds they also got some more
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interesting ones too like um they have the guy from Ash versus Evil Dead uh
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they have uh who is it uh not Chuck Norris the other
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guy [Music]
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um I I knew you were bad ricardo I'm here what's his name the
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place synthetics go to die it's like the guy from the meme with Pedro Pascal you know the meme it's like
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make your special music and then they're in the car he like slowly turns over you
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know what I'm talking about you're muted i'm alone chat today
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we're playing why is it always you idiots that freaking jump scare me it's nothing else
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my mom My mom called me yeah but you know the guy I'm talking about
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the um to be honest the only thing I heard during that phone while I was on the phone with my mom was um Pedro
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Pascal that's all I heard it's the meme from the the really good movie where it's like Pedro Pascal and he's like
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addicted to the other guy and they're in the car together and then like he slowly turns over and Pedro Pascal is making
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this stupid face the other guy i forget his name yeah you should say his name out loud if
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you know him i forget his name but yeah he's like in the game just like
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as himself it's funny
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editing Jordan forget to put that guy's name in so people have to reply in the comments for engagement thank you oh yes
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exactly i will I will forget to uh You idiot that's obviously Jimmy Johnson how did you not know that off the top of
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your head everybody knows Jimmy Johnson that
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is so cool
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bio containment hazard level omega we're experiencing a heightened something in
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this what are you doing
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what are you doing idiot i don't know why they have stun baton
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charges that kind of seems like counterproductive doesn't it a little bit
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i got my right's going to turn on i already know i'm not even getting scared by
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it do it all right
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all right supposed to do that in reverse but whatever i must have access to Apollo open the tower immediately apollo
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transit preserved for seeks and executives and synthetics only right then I'll have to find a way to talk to
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Apollo directly fire containment hazard level all permissions rescended
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i don't have time for this such a badass damn
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talks with such little emotion in his voice what a good human
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i don't know why I wouldn't say anything to him i know it's weird like you think
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you would like after he's done beating him up so I don't distract him of course but like Oh abs absolutely am I am I
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scared of him after he did that like I don't know why you just didn't say "Hey I'm in the vents i'm coming to you." Especially when that with that objective
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it says "Find Samuels." And then it's like "No [ __ ] you." Good game but like that's
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a See this is like what we were talking about an episode or two ago with like the Why you looking at me like that with
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the like you know the longer something goes like the writing kind of goes down a little bit because you have to like take in so many factors oh yeah yeah
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yeah yeah yeah and it comes into the other point why I don't really like uh like I'm good with story in a I love it
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when my game has a good story but I'm bad with like the story based games like um Become Human Heavy Rain all that not
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because they're bad in my eyes it's just like I mean I feel like Heavy Rain and
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Become Human do it a little bit better but it's just like when you're a story based game um and at the end of the day
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uh your your game has like four endings it's just like I am I am I I'm getting no gameplay
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and I'm featuring only a story i feel like I should get more than like you either like you know what I mean yeah
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yeah sorry to to sidetrack your your what you were saying but all of those
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the working Joe's there lined up that seems kind of um Yeah but their eyes aren't working so it's fine uh we're
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locked okay there's something in this room there is
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I can it there's something on your face
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maybe the terminal will give me extra options now
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[Music] you and zero appointments hey um next time my couch goblins oh but
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I was gonna figure out what to do man that's not fair i was gonna find stuff
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that's too damn bad it wasn't too damn bad it was too damn
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bad so
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