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Saving Science | Portal 2 Co-Op (8/FINAL)
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Jul 20, 2023
The goblins find themselves painting chambers with propulsion gel and repulsion gel. This is episode 8, the series finale, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: Coming soon. We appreciate you joining us in this adventure through Aperture Science. The Goblins: @larsburrito @argos101 #portal2 #portal2coop #funny #playthrough #meme #memes #podcast
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and and somebody once said welcome to couch goblins welcome to couch comes I've been pushing buttons do you love
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but you like pressing buttons don't you I spent an okay experience so far ah
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interesting how does that make you feel like a superstar
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[Laughter]
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because everybody's Super Sonic racing
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laughs I have to do it backwards
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[Laughter]
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is doing something for you I was doing something for you
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whoa that was quite the disc out there my friends all right so there was probably a thing
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we needed to do here oh probably
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oh but it looks
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oh dude I got it I gotta go up there go up there
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you know what to do
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why'd you fail because the Masters killed me
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try this again man I do have a I I have a thick with like five C's
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all right so that didn't seem to work okay
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um that probably would have been helpful the first time
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I didn't think about it until now
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okay uh replace my portals so I can get warmed up there no hang on if you could like place yours
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right there maybe you'll go faster oh wait oh you're one of
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someone's portals oh wait a minute it's because it can't render it
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for it that didn't work let's just do a two
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let's just do a twofer okay fine we'll do the lame version because it feels
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like I'm going faster in this I think it's gonna be because of how it's rendering okay your timing needs to be a little
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bit better there my my friend timing needs to be a little bit better man I'm just running like there's nothing I can
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do to adjust the timing I don't even what the [ __ ] is wrong with
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you me it is you you weren't fast enough
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um we just need to do that with the other side right all right you need to get me over to that one then yes
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um I am very glad I left my portal over there because I think I have to help you get over there
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so did I shoot the wrong one you replaced it oh wait no I have to
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wee I almost jumped out like you did in that one episode
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remember that incident hey man listen that was like me being stupid one what about like the 37 times it was dumb dumb
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times you've been just as stupid oh no no no no no you want to say it to my
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face I am no no no it's here let me get let me get on your level right now
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that's right you'd be silent over there with your silentness or with being silent stuff I'm muted my microphone
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because I was dying well you don't you don't want to cough
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into the microphone like a true champion well it's not my microphone technically
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it's a Tavern here as Mike because I'm recording in the same room that uh yeah
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I'm recording in a room I mean recording in the same room that Nate is where we record same room where we
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record Tavern Heroes
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question is how do we get the goop juice over here
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Oh you mean this scoop juice hang on pretend hang on you mean this
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goop juice oh [ __ ] yes indeedy
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okay I'm just gonna I'm gonna see where this uh yeah uh press it one more time
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uh let's see what this does
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um hang on hang on
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because there's a cube over here that you need to get ow
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you can get the cube there's a cube get the kids right there
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it's right there by the base yeah do you think I'm talking to I missed [ __ ] I don't know what side it
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is on got it all right and then now you'll come through here
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thank you for the cube nope oh [ __ ] you so where are we what does this Cube do I
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don't know it's one of the laser cubes so it involves is the laser on a portal
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maybe you use it to shoot off those guys because I think we can just get through
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now but we got to shoot those guys off so maybe you'll go back over there I go
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back yeah okay yeah so go you gotta bring no the queue will be destroyed
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because there's an emancipation Grill where thing damn it
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is there is there another one
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the exit just needs us to be there you see it that's the cube yeah
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so maybe we maybe we gotta do that again and when you get the cubes from just like okay it's like okay hang on is it
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gonna be a controversial topic death because then it's gonna spawn back over
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there and then you'll just we'll do exactly what we just did you know what I mean
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how does the cube spawn does it just drop automatically it should be over there is it not over there I don't I
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don't know there it is
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whose portal destroyed that yours so what we're gonna do is you're gonna
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go through this right you're gonna come through here all right and then while you're going
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off I'll send it at you and then that's what we're gonna do uh my portal will be destroyed when I get off no yeah so I'll
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press it before you get off and then I'll also need it oh wait [ __ ]
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uh use your portals to get the cube yeah but then I also got to get my portals to do that I know I find it'll work it'll
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work I'll make it work on three on three on three one two three
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go
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I am a God I don't know [ __ ] I forgot about that part all right
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go again it's easy just go again just go again although I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing you're so you're gonna take that you're gonna shoot the
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lasers at these guys it's I don't think it'll be long enough for me to do that though I will be trust me three
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damn one go
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I can't it's not in line it's not in line no it's not it is it's
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not it's it's a huge look at it just look at it oh I got one I got one
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cute I caught it
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I can't all right and then you do that with the
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rest yes I got bad skills
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all right and then I think you can make it if I do that
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now you just need to now you just need to line me up so you gotta put one there and there
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and where
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see never never mistake my genius because it's always me being genius
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[Music] man it deserved better I deserve a
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better I deserve better shut the [ __ ] up I'm sorry for sweating like a sailor I
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need to stop that in these videos
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[Music]
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I like adding and subtracting get goofed on idiot
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I'm gonna put this oh this is the speed goop this is a speed goop yeah I thought
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this was the jump view for some reason all right I'm just gonna get this I'm gonna get this stuff like everywhere real quick so you you look around like a
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smart person I'm just gonna dump this [ __ ] everywhere Super Sonic Racing We quite literally have an infinite supply
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of it so I have no reason not to just dump this [ __ ] everywhere I found a cube button
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but it doesn't seem as if there's a way to grab it without you dying
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oh hey I think you found the way I found a way to get it without dying
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um is there a way I see okay so what you're gonna have to do is all right so one of us is gonna be
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the runner and the other one's gonna be the button Pusher all right what button are you pressing both of these okay so
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so let me let me explain this to you in grave excruciating details follow me okay so one of us are going to be
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running through this and while that person's running you're gonna one person's gonna stand right here to
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launch the launch them through this they're gonna have to run over drop this and then drop this no I think those that
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has to be pressed first because it's out for a very long time so I think it's press the button for the
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for the goop for the uh platform run over fling you because you're building
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up speed the whole time grab the cube and then come back over where it's solid
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land after I press the Q button got it so do you do you want me to be the runner do you want to be you to be the
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runner uh uh I'll be the runner okay
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oh geez your portals are off put just by a little bit yeah I was ready and you're not it
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pissed me off okay there we go all right now I'm making sure this is be happy is that better yeah
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phenomenal
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all right hang on that's it perfect
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that's what I thought
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well what's funny is you didn't goop this well enough that I keep hearing the sound for entering and exiting
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get it get it get it I can't get it press it again
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die for it Bears finally there and we made it with plenty of time to spare
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oh [ __ ] right you I'm gonna get out I gotta get out of
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this this hell hole first oh [ __ ] you oh dang that was the whole test
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that one was easy the ratio
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my humor is broken bro remember to be watching an old show and
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one time they said among us and I literally lost my [ __ ]
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any war crimes anymore they they fixed you they fix that issue
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I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked I am going to need you to activate the
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manual locks is that a that's a turret that is a turret [ __ ]
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the cube how did you get that um why do you always kill cubes man what
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what's the what's the issue bro I didn't kill any cubes I just saw you killed there was a cube
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next to it I didn't do anything with it though you made it bounce off the edge you made
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it bounce off the edge nothing I did no such thing
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oh um I tried to find the cube it's not down there
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I don't we don't need the cube stop failing you [Music]
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oh and then and then and then so you're gonna push the goop juice button right where's the goop juice button um
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press this button I can't that's I can't press the same thing at the same time oh they do I can't
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come on with this a little bit more goop juice
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am I good to come back over now yeah okay
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I got you thanks appreciate you no prob to be
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honest I have no idea what the hell we're doing holy [ __ ]
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we have portal and then we have portal nice
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and we have portal and then we also have portal then we have four at all uh oh but then
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we have portal okay give me a portal here and a portal here portal where and where
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I missed well yeah because just to walk up yeah yeah you gotta hit that
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yeah now grub I'm dead
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I'm just gonna wait yeah
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okay all right you left me those so that's good
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that's schmelter no the one up above the stone bricks
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foreign made it oh you dang it I was hoping you'd laid
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right in front of me I was gonna rip your head off like this why would you why would you do
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such a thing
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good talk oh look a vault door oh no
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okay why did I get bad flashbacks when we walked in here I don't know oh I'm sure we can just
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both go One Direction and then keep going um although I'm
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I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing now surely
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hey on I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing am I supposed to be going with you yeah I'm pretty sure
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yes where's the pulverizing
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I see I see do use oh geez
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I don't even know where you're going okay hang on hang on okay yep go
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am I doing the same thing uh uh I'm up here at least uh yeah I'm pretty sure both come up here now
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and then we do this I think maybe there's a cube stuck there now
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oh clever the cube was stationary and then it just
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I hate the way that you fast clamor that's clever you don't shut the [ __ ] up you can go kill yourself
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damn damn
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I see something I can do uh oh uh uh oh you got to give me that give me that Q
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give me that Q give me that Cube I don't even know where you are okay all right and then where am I going
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where'd my portal go I had a way cooler portal there it is the cooler portal but do we have to be there together oh
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we do okay so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slide this [ __ ] down and I'm
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pretty sure when we block the laser it'll like do something so let's go for it okay like do we have to go down at
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the same time no we don't the cube does so okay so come over here you see how that says
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override okay oh yes I'm pretty sure the cute
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like each thing's gonna stop the thing you know what I mean I think it might actually make this
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platform uh go all the way across circuit yeah so I dropped it I'm coming back I'm coming back
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let's go let's go over right over right over red
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something happened uh I think you're successful
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oh we got some goop we got some goop juice where are you I'm just being cooler than you
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see me on my screen because your stupid hat you're just looking at the top here it's like is there how much did this
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thing cost I can't see the price tag well that was easy let's just do it again
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you don't want to rescue the humans I forgot there was a group another goop
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juice we had to do
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okay Nate has a scalable solution for something oh nice oh
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I'm gonna die all right that's gonna go well I'm gonna die
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well while that goes well I guess we'll do this oh I'm not oh [ __ ] I'm dead
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this close and you're going to fail yes yes it is my it is my job description be
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a [ __ ] [ __ ] be [ __ ] stupid be [ __ ] stupid
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be a [ __ ] piece of shite oh I think I need you for this what am I
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doing all right so you're gonna put a thingy there
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what oh there
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and then I'll do this I just realized these warehouses and
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then right and then okay so you quickly gotta put one there and there um okay
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no because it destroys my portals in the first place
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okay okay okay you switch it and I'll just do this and I'll just
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stand on it and a little extra good and good it
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won't affect you I'm not affected wait wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it and you
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just destroy the port and then
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hey that's awful
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although very dangerous oh I gotta keep one oh they all died I gotta keep one
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oh it exploded that's mean what's this gonna do
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oh it creates a uh do I need to go back down there
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Maybe uh um
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do one of those do you wanna have what oh um
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I don't um
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oh wait a minute wait a minute do I hit him with one of these maybe perhaps
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I did it and where do you go
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there's a button I'm not sure what happened with that
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is there a way for you to get me up there um I think you just did the same thing that
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I did I can't because I need like a box or something okay
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um there's a button up here that I pressed can you see if it did anything yeah sure
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oh wait no we're good we're good we go back you go back to
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that main area yeah [Music]
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but was it enough
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door should be open yes we do
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is that camera hooked into the lock keep in mind we can use waterfall
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it is [Music]
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I have a dance party
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dance former baby [Music]
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oh cinematic we passed the vibe check apparently is what happened
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[Applause]
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all right
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me opening up the porn Vault when nobody's home
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you're the [ __ ] that's pretty sure it was like ladies
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first it's like all right then go yeah [ __ ] you probably you did
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[Music] you did oh lovely oh your testing was worth it
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and now she kills them all [Music] the
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[Music] time you saved science and now we get
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exploded
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Boogie Down [Music]
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[Music] let the science begin
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oh easy peasy oh well um the good ending
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the good ending you explode oh wow
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the good ending United next time on couch goblins oh yeah
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a lot of errands oh my goodness four errands worked on this man
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[Music] oh wow
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hey wanna know what this is what this is the first this is the first
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ending credit sequence of couch goblins wow are we gonna are we just gonna sit here for the whole credit scene I mean I
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can because they're comforting about all the all of
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these people yeah I guess
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never on I mean I guess we could talk while it yeah yeah because I think technically
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the song won't be liked so um yeah it's a video game they don't do that it's powerful what did you think
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of of a portal Co-op this is the first time I've ever completed the I have a new level of hate for you why
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do you have a new level just because I'm stupid last that is
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I mean it was fun they were the best of times and they were definitely the worst of times but they were also times no no
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no no no no no I I want you to know that you were equally as stupid
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I had more stupid moments but you are also extremely stupid
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shut up see what they say about the king amongst peasants you
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have a lot of Greg's on this too a lot of Greg's Greg Coomer Hamish
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good job Hamish I love Greg Coomer bro he's my homie
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always sulking well hey hey hey look at me you're stupid I wonder if they
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I wonder I wonder if some of these names actually
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associate like the Moody they actually said hey can we have a bad can we have a
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statement to kind of make fun of you in the game how many Joe's you got
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John Cook here's conflict
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Karen oh no she must have a manager there's only two keys maybe three
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aggressive I've actually only ever met one Karen and she was actually very nice when I was here Lars Jen's Bowl just
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just edited it over so it says burrito there so I made the game
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um my brother's manager is named Karen lacks confidence hey that's me
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how many mats you need how many I ain't no math two Matthews
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oh my God so uh yeah Michael Michael don't leave me here
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moves lipstick I get so I don't know what it is I I
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hate it when people do that do what they they move their lips while they're reading
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yeah because then sometimes if they have like really wet lips you can sort of like hear it
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PJ is that you no rice
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named Reuben fries the [ __ ] what's wrong a lot of Scots too dang Sharon Shannon
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do you see that coffee mug I need a hug me too
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[Music] long so that was definitely an
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experience that wasn't exactly played it yeah out of a on a scale of one to ten how do
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you rate the game not the experience of the game oh like eight out of ten
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I mean it's the guy I mean most game I don't I can't really
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say like a bad news put out
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six voices I mean there aren't many things that have voices so
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the national Jonathan Fulton yeah
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so uh thank you guys so much for watching this couch goblins Series this
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first series of couch goblins
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we hope you enjoyed and will join us again for the next series
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so next time on couch goblins next time on couch goblins who NASA helped with this they only
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provided the photo credit yeah that's like that's that's a lot
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confetti
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yeah well that was an experience that was indeed
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