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In fairness: Do our allies really do anything?
This is episode 5, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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stationing the just put her out of her
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misery just shoot
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her
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R I forgot where we
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at um you were hiding from the Androids
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that are going to come and kill you
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they're not going to come kill me they
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like me we're friendly towards each
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other you're
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trespassing yeah on my their
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ship they like it when you do
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that oh are you sure yeah
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yeah
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uhhuh that's what they want to they want
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to give me a friendly hello
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High you do I will say you do need to
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get better about
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hiding I don't need to
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hide I've been to the vents 20
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times the vents aren't as safe though
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we've learned that the hard way
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good store power
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that's their alarm sound effects are
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extremely annoying GNR interrupts
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engaged
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standby I don't think I will what was
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engaged I don't know I
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not I'm here to get out that's all I got
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to
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know
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[Music]
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so don't they a oh there they
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are am I
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going that away and I think he's turning
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around nope I thought I saw him turn
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around I love it oh no he doesn't know
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he doesn't know chat all I'm done with
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this joke the joke's gone too long yeah
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it it's it's spanned two episodes now
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three one episode all of them I don't
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think he used in the first episode you
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didn't really die in the first episode
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did you pretty sure the first episode
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was
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just oh dude that guy's hitting him you
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see him he had a fancy footwork over
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there that is apparently according to my
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brother their Idol
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animation not it's not very Idle No it
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isn't it's like them jogging in place
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it's really
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weird okay I like how you're being a lot
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more balsy than my brother like my
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brother relies is a lot more
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on oh
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deinos is he stupid yeah you were right
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in front of
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him require my
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attention what was
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that you don't see
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anything I imagine you look over you
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just see an Android charging at you
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saara idiot I'm
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out just see the silhouette of the
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Android in the door of the
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elevator just Looney Tunes its way Bonk
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against it
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exactly oh there's the guy that oh yeah
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there's my there's my hot pocket I
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dropped my hot pocket no no no pizza
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roll that was the oh dude this thing
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goes
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places we've already made these
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jokes right now that I'm not in a
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restricted area they love me actually no
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they still kind of get angry at
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you they're a little bit less hos that's
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metag
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gaming Mr GM that's
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metagaming I mean you could
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technically huh huh I mean you could
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technically use the excuse that they're
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Androids and they're technically on the
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same like
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Network so it's like they all know what
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you look like and why you look like and
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what you look like and how you look like
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yo not a scratch by the
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way hey look a save point I think it
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said hostiles
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nearby probably the Android
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oh
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man I heard like heavy
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footstep m
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something in the vents there Androids in
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the vents or is that the alien well
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maybe the
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alien get [ __ ] on I don't know if that
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if they are actually hostile towards you
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right now or
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not cuz technically the motion tracker
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is n he's very he's very hostile out
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towards
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me I guess it answers that
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question hear me I am walking
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quickly I think it's a dead end I think
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I just cornered myself you might have
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it's okay they don't
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know they don't know he doesn't know I'm
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here watch this this about to be so cool
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oh there's two more pah pah get me out
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no
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oh you got me out you idiot you
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fool think you're I think you're oh run
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nope best I'm my
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greatest you're the best
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around Android's going to take me down
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they probably
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will you know you could if they're still
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after you nope nope nope that was a map
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by you or not
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got to collect everything get it
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everything get all the
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resources oh you've already missed a
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bunch I'll tell you that well I my
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inventory is jacked full of
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garbage speaking much can I make
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anything else noise maker well I'm just
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talking about like the collectathon [ __ ]
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like the ID tags and the other stuff you
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have to collect
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I heard movement it's good where am I
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going good
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question there's something in the
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AO that's good we just sit here for a
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second in the open know instead of
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trying to find an actual hiding spot I
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think they're blind aren't
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they they just have like really good
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hearing I think it depends I think they
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are technically blind in the lore
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but I think they're technically blind
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but I don't
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know good
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yes wise man once said jeez
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Boise as a wise man once said get in the
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locker and hide if you think not even
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it's not even that close it's over
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there how far away that
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is sa
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point there are hostiles
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nearby there's something me sounded like
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a vent opening
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stationing
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communy supp I'm the only I'm the only
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person here all right I
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think that's right that's what I thought
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where am I
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going take trans to the schemed tower is
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this the scheme
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Tower oh
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he
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knows not the
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mouth I told you to be
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careful yeah but like the other people
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were there I thought it was
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safe John and John 2 were walking
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towards me I thought it was a safe area
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evidently not scheme Tower I was just
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supposed to go here it's funology
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support you shouldn't be here mission
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complete this is a short game how many
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were there 16 I'm going to blow through
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this 18 yeah I think I'm going to blow
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through
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this
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sure I guess when you brute forc the
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game like
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this what part of this is root forcing
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I'm playing the game you are but
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you're actually you you you are doing
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pretty well it's just I'm playing I'm
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playing the video game I I would not
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call this brute
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forcer just put her out of her misery
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just shoot
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her Ripley is that
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Ripley I did not think you could do
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that did
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I
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wit the worst part is as she died she
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was speaking her last words Ripley is
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that
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Ripley Ripley is that Ripley
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bang
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goodness
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station
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faity he's not real that's fake blood is
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that yeah he is an Android I think that
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comes out later but I solve I fake
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figured it out I only did it cuz you did
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the weird ass
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animation The Not So idle idle
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animation no
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much you C me
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moning
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you oh my
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god St
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all I'm not sure if it's a secret that
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he is an Android or not is that
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Ripley
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try she needs treatment Medical's nearby
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but I didn't want to leave her I'll go
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and investigate see what I can find you
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stay with her I'll try to repair the
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radio
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booster what if this creature shows you
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always know a working Joe hide
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unauthorized security breach detected
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all transit shut down by order
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keep out can you
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read thought that was a scary picture
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it's just it's just
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vodka that it was like a scary face like
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why did they mount this scary face on
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the wall what's that for he space
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vodka what's the what's the Vodka brain
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where it's in the the Crystal
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Skull Oh by that one weird
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guy I have no
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idea you hey you need some help I don't
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talk to video
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cameras it's h
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climb over the
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table I don't like this but I'm going to
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I'm going to do it
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anyway so this
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chapter is the bad
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one is where you actually start to get
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legitimately
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hunted but it doesn't start until a
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certain scene everything down use the
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if I recall
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correctly hey look the
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vent that's a bit
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sassy attus get out of
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here sorry my dog
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just you're just oh no that's a
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different thing I was thinking of the is
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it called an Atticus the the stupid
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thing that like children C on has like
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no that's an abacus with that's like
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that's the same thing
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sure yeah we'll go with
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that I'm
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jumping I can't wait until you get the
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flamethrower how about you go straight
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like how it dropped you not
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catch
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right is that an emergency I
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see no it's a save station that you see
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it's not an emergency yet it's an
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emergency if I don't use
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it I mean it
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probably hian I need to find a doctor
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I'm a doctor my friend needs help
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medical supplies me too I'm medical
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supplies but there are plenty downstairs
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in the hospital dispensary how do we get
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there we do I look like I'm in any fit
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State I need your help and you need mine
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you find the passcode for the service
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elevator and then I'll come down to the
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hospital with you okay pass
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yeah I can direct you from herey lingard
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would have had the new
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n just stay there and they'll never find
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you
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here's a boring
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existence you'll eventually starve to
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death so it won't be long
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I don't know why I'm crouching
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everything's
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F it's a safe
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area so to
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speak are you back where you started
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yeah
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a minute yet um you didn't get the the
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passcode you
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needed pretty sure just need to do that
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oh there you go okay come on let's work
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together huh Mutual
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benefit I know I got to go this the area
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you're in was for our more unstable
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patients those who had trouble adapting
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to deep this place was literally for me
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no no wrong
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way I'm
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exploring I'm looking for loot
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boxes I need to buy the battle P yo oh
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it's the asan
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Asylum my
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room why does this look odly like my
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room h
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I hate this I hate
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[Music]
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thises wasted too much time on never
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here spent too much time on kingish
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oh turn it back on damn
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it now the V when I first came oh that's
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a
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map I have two backseat drivers I got
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you and I got this cman fellow hey I'm
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trying to be a good noodle and help you
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so you can use the map to your fullest
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ability oh such thing is a good noodle
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except for rigatoni of course my
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favorite really maybe
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fetuccini
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interesting on occasion angel hair but
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never
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elbow e it's bad and it should feel
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bad you're bad and you should feel bad
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that's right along that
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Corridor go we got start Jesus we got
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that and then we have half it among a
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space perfect
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easy you're there that's Mor's office
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the pcod should be in there
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somewhere and this is a pass you to
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remember cuz you'll use it a
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lot
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[Music]
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1702 toy always kept on him find
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him I was just hoping it was that why is
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there so many
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warning he was a gamer facility quar
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detected War
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facility you focus on finding that key
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card
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[ __ ] you need to be quiet now you don't
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know
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that just for shits and giggles how you
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don't need that
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table I think that
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uh sorry up
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here hey
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look and now
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lean and now he will actively hunt
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you and
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yeah that's good
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and that makes noise so don't rely on it
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too often because it will hear
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you one bring foot the footsteps come
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back towards you just to rip your head
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off
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oh
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damn those shiny teeth that twinkle
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though hello I'm looking for my
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doctor my little mouth my little mouth
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needs is teeth cleaned I'm looking for
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my dentist
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now keep in mind I think he can get in
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there with
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you I'm not going
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go there was like a bit of that it
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this is not food
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yo oh oh
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nice hey uh PJ yeah uh next time on
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couch goblins really right now really
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really right here right now yes right
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here right now I mean I mean the uh
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Alien going into the vent um yeah now
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now you have to go back to the um back
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to the cafeteria and press the uh
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emergency meeting
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button cuz you obviously vented you
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vented I saw it with my own eyes you got
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to believe
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me EJ was not the impostor
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