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Puzzles and Coffee | Tomb Raider (8)
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Nov 25, 2023
Jordan faces his biggest enemy. Another puzzle. This is episode 8, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFon0QDpdiG2H4rP0AlVQgpm The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #tombraider #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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I understand that it's like I made these
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innocent people die but it's like you
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don't know if they're innocent he could
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be cheating on his wife you could have
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just saved a marriage whoa that marriage
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ends in sadness because she didn't know
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that he was cheating good gaming chairs
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are really expensive oh yeah hey welcome
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back hey couch goblins couch goblins
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yep I almost ended the
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call hey cou
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gos
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yeah man good G good gaming chairs I
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heard to come by oh yeah yeah but I have
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this is like my House's
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original um like office
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chair uh no uh kitchen table
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chair okay I have the thumbnail image
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we're good that's going to be the
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thumbnail for every episode no I'm
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probably going to try to grab one from
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every
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[Music]
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um not a bad idea
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honestly I can easily grab a screen grab
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from
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every you just got to do like the
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outlining and
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stuff make you got to make it got to
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make that that I almost said something
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really bad you got to make that image
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pop go ahead and uh send me what the
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text over the chat what you're going to
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uh it's not cuz I'm curious now it
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wasn't that bad but it was it was I
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didn't want to say it the the first
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moments of the
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episode I mean does it really
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matter you you were going to forget
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that's there I sent it to you you're
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going to forget that's there and then
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you're just going to look at the end of
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recording session it I just saw it it's
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saw my other
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monitor like it's not that bad but like
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the first five seconds of the episode
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that's pretty bad it's it was more than
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5
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Seconds oh for piece you piece of crap
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YouTube don't like it when you're runchy
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within the first four hours of the
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episode four hours what is this is live
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stream
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VOD yo I got some rope I'mma do some
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weird
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[ __ ] hey some people to that did you
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actually know that the shooting the bow
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with the arrow doesn't or the the arrow
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with the Rope doesn't work uh well at
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all really
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yeah it like was that a mythbuster no it
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was um it was an it was nerdier than
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MythBusters actually I'm sorry it was
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nerdier than MythBusters it was a guy
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who's like really into like medieval
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weapons and stuff he's got he does like
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things for like swords I think he's done
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a few things on like D and D combat bet
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but like the distance you would shoot
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the roped arrow is like it goes a lot
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less
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far and then and I think the range is a
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little bit less than a regular Arrow
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yeah and it changes the trajectory that
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sometimes like it won't even shoot fully
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straight sometimes it'll curve and not
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even do what you want to do with
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it I mean you can't expect the game to
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be 100% I get it I just it's a it's a
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really cool concept and mechanic and I
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love it in storytelling and whatnot I
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just I want to point it out you know
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it's a talking point yeah yeah
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yeah I mean if you were to attach it to
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something
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that
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could
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um you got your toeses dip
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like if you could attach it to something
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that could shoot it guaranteed
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a speed and guaranteed trajectory it
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would probably be a valid
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um oh shoot wrong
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button it could be a valid
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tool a valid
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tool you know what words are hard when
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I'm trying to focus on no no I'm sorry
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I'm
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just words are hard words are hard man I
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mean to be fair the the the lot more
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wacky tools seem to always cool like any
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sort of fiction or show you know what I
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mean a lot of the stuff in our D and
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campaign should not work but it's rule
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of cool so it's like well I'll allow
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it I'm more talking like pra like things
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that are really like practical they're
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just they're a lot cooler because
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they're not as practical as other things
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like stabs and Spears and stuff like
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like like if you watch like a a good
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fighting anime which I never do if you
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watch like a good fighting anime and
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like the the main character is using
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like a staff or like a shield or
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something just not conventional looks a
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lot cooler than just sword guy who do
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sword
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thing oh yeah excuse me I don't remember
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where that ywn came from oh maybe it's
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my boring conversation no actually
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um yons are supposed to be taken as a
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compliment because that is your body
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fighting to stay awake to listen to the
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conversation actually from what I
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remember that's incorrect A ywn is
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you're not breathing enough and your
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brain needs more oxygen so to do that it
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makes you yawn so you taking a big huff
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and then let out the carbon
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dioxide oh but to be fair e either could
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be right I I don't fully know both could
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be right both could be right both could
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be right yeah uh do you know why ywn are
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contagious uh no empathy
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empathy man that's crazy I never yawn
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when other people yawn that's insane wow
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you're a heartless piece of [ __ ] yes I
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am hey man at least I take it and
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stride ready where' did you get that
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stick why does it look so cool me both
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girl one moment they were fine the next
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there was this storm it came out of
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nowhere it's not your fault laa yes it
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is called them here Roth hey we find
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another
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way it'sot
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j7 hello hello can you hear me bad I
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landed I needen is anyone there Captain
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Jess do you read I've deployed a smoke
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signal please resp damn it he can't hear
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me signal is over there it's right over
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there people to worry about we'll need
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to regroup as soon as they find S I
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can't just leave him out there alone yes
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you
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can sometimes you've got to make
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sacrifices L you can't save anything you
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can sacrifice these
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nuts you should Scar and Mufasa him
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Laura shove him off the cliff no one
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will know no one will
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know I I understand that it's like I
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made these innocent people die but it's
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like you don't know if they're innocent
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he could be cheating on his wife you
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could have just saved a marriage whoa
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that marriage ends in sadness because
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she didn't know that he was cheating you
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just you just made the marriage better
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oh that is certain death that is certain
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death I
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think is it certain death I mean I
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wouldn't attempt
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it maybe oh you probably yeah no no nope
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nope it would have been if I wasn't if I
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if I had blindly jumped like I can make
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this this is is this a thing I can do
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this this will be fine Oh I thought you
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about to do like the crawl all the way
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down no no no if it's a downward slope
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you oh hi I just jumped oh my firing
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squad holy they didn't miss a shot dude
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holy
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[ __ ] jeez that was just bang
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on where did those people come from jeez
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they came from the
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mama when a mother and a daddy like when
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a mommy and a daddy love each other very
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much when me and your mom are getting
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along what happen
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is I'll keep checking these ruins why
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don't you keep checking for some
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[ __ ]
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and they saw me damn it only one guy saw
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you he instantly cried for help too it's
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like sees one
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person
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coward fool oh Hi friend Hi
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F that went a lot
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differently I I don't know once you get
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cover and just like don't get fully shot
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at all the time things change well there
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H I'm here they didn't even
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like talk until like they were there
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like oh she's here no they were talking
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you didn't hear him I didn't hear them
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yeah no they were talking I don't think
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I want to know I might I might just be
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stupid in that there was even subtitles
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you can go back there was subtitles
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there was like one guy was like yeah
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have a oh my God and then they they
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found you then they killed me kill the
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bunny do it do it oh it's gone you had
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your
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chance
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bye I'm going to leave you oh jeez oh
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Jeezy
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peasy okay so I think I have to go try
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to save the pilot
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first and I think he tells me to go back
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to his plane and then once I don't go
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back to his plane he's like really upset
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about
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it
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stab I think in a little bit you get a
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tool that will just zip you up there
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like a some sort of py like a grappling
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hook or something not a grappling hook
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grappling hook would be cooler you still
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have to shoot the the Rope arrow and
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then it's like some sort of pulley
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thing man I need to I need to change my
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humor I almost said pulley these nuts I
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got I got to
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stop it's got to I got to change my
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mindset over here I just can't stop with
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the pulley of these
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nuts like they I was never even here
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they don't know what hit
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them death the cool thing is I think now
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we're in New Territory I don't think
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we've seen this part yet um I don't
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think we got to the part past where the
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guys like hey you shouldn't save them
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but I really don't remember yeah I think
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I don't think we got past that that part
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so for me this is all new territory that
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I'm
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watching
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yeah Pro seeds to you good man you okay
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yes you
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sure my favorite part of the game or
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Laura contemplates if she should climb
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it maybe it's a bad idea no sorry U you
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already laid the arrow AB Abby sent me a
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a
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Snapchat and she always makes fun of me
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forgetting a macchiato and I get that a
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lot I promise I I I do not deny the fact
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that I get that where am I supposed to
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go because I'm supposed to go over there
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but I can explore this yeah well maybe I
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don't know there's going to be a secret
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up there if you go that way [ __ ] it
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Secrets I like I love
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Secrets unless they're negative about me
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I mean to be fair when I make my coffee
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I don't make like black coffee I make
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coffee coffee oh I I hate I can't go
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this I make I make what my dad calls
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vagina
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coffee interesting and Define define
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that essentially just iced
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coffee any if it's like iced coffee he
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defines it as Vagina
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coffee
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uh
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interesting but but to be fair though my
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iced coffee is pretty good I do honey
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and it mask most of the bitterness
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giving me just enough bitterness for it
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to like be
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still it's like it's like brussels
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sprouts you know it's like some
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bitterness is okay and that's how I do
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my coffee get a little bit of sweetness
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from the honey you got the milk to make
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sure you don't get too much of that acid
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reflux or whatever from whatever coffee
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gives you it's not acid it's it's like
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bone something but yeah get the calcium
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from the milk and then you got the honey
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for the sweetness and it's kind of
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healthy cuz Honey's not bad for you
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milk's good for you coffee has like
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little too impact oh yeah yeah ready for
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me to spend 20 minutes on a puzzle oh
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you know oh wait I'm ready for three
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episodes of this puzzle let's do
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this I'm going full screen for
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this yo you can upgrade your
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bow I if you make it compound I'm going
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be a little angry but I think it does
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become a compound
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how I don't know what do you where you
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getting like the screws and [ __ ] from
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bro how you doing it I I don't
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know
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and actually I will admit the one detail
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that I do like is her struggling to keep
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the bow
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pulled for long periods of time because
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archery
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is I always kind of forget how archery
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like how I always forget how difficult
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archery is because it's just like one of
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the one of the fighting forms I guess
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you could say that I just kind
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of it's not a it's a recurve not a okay
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or recurve is
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fine
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uh what's this
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one okay
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[Music]
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uh what's your favorite part of couch
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Golems I really like when they scroll
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through the
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menus you know what I'm going to cut
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this part out anyway no no you're not
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it's going to be right
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here I mean if you want me to leave it
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in here I will this is actually this is
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the intro moment of the episode is you
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scrolling through menus we can blame it
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on
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you like because of
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you
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oh I remembered this
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one it's not can I take three
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episodes
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um y it might take me a little
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bit
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but oh I think I kind of like this one
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this was an interesting
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one
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um let me get my bearings cuz I believe
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this they ball
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bearings I thought I was about to come
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back and smack
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you no um oh no it's
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this okay so that I have a time limit
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now and then I think I was supposed to
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hurry up and try to get on that
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or yeah
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um so I think I'm supposed to try to
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can I get no it's going to take two
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episodes to do this you know what I can
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do without your criticisms please listen
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man I am the co- commentator at the
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moment I Am Co
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commentating okay cuz if I recall
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correctly if I look a by
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schematics
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so apparently I don't remember the
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solution but I just remembered like I
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liked
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it maybe it's get on top of that
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thingy nope
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NOP unless it has to do with this also
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maybe
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oh okay I think I know what it
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is keyword is
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think I think I see what you're putting
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up and you're picking down what I think
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I'm picking up what you're putting
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down cuz I think I might have to wait on
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the platform and just wait for it to
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blow
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cuz I think it smashes there and I think
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I might have to grab onto something up
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there
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maybe what am I I'm jumping to something
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I just don't know what I'm jumping too H
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what
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if can you get the that second hanging
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platform any higher than which you get
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it this one
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yeah no I think this is is as good as
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it's going to
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get I don't know what I'm supposed to be
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doing
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here all right what
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if um you closed like the wind gate
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sorry I have beef jerky in my mouth what
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if you close the wind gate get that one
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floating platform as high as you can get
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it and then wait for the wind to start
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blowing it and jump on it as it's
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blowing it I get on that other platform
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and get up
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there
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maybe like it on this one
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mhm and once you see it start to go you
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just go with
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it nope all right then you're going to
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have to time
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it yeah I'm not sure what I'm supposed
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to do damn
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it I actually am going to pause
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recording here good okay I'm recording
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again all right good thank you for doing
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it when I'm coughing thanks
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man I can't hear you over the side of
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the game I'm good cuz I'm
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coughing stop dying jeez you're so
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distracting what happened was is I had a
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raisin cookie and then I drank some
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water and then one of the raisins from
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the cookie broke off from the cookie and
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went down my
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throat
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oh okay I too I jump too soon okay okay
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okay all my friends know
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the what is wrong with you
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what I really hope you can't hear the
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button mashing I I really I could I
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could you're going to have to cut it
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out I'm eating raisins now by the
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way who willingly eats raisin bro
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they're so good
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okay so I didn't like it that time it
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doesn't help that my doctor told me I'm
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fat but I I still really like
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raisins okay uh
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um
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[ __ ]
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to be fair there as a guy on the on the
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higher BMI side kind of
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things uh I really like a lot of healthy
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food like raisins are pretty good I like
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broccoli
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cauliflower I don't cauliflower I like
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broccoli I'm okay with what's wrong with
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cauliflower it's like literally the same
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thing sorry bug on my
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mic oh my dude just dude just be patient
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okay I thought it would it would uh nope
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think nope it goes all the way up you
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gotta be
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patient I didn't the second time I tried
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I can go back and show the recording
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replay editor replay cuz I cuz I waited
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on it and never went up
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higher
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onward onward and
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upward okay I think I I'm I'm getting
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there I'm getting there oh yeah I see it
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no I see it you know what I can do it
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without your we're watching the same
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video Don't Worry
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man you know what shut up shut up man
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I'm trying don't you know I'm
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trying
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to
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Glory you piece of [ __ ] okay I think I
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waited too
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long
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okay I know what I'm doing what are you
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doing so when it just kind of looks like
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it can't finish and it just drops while
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I'm doing that it's cuz I don't wait
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long enough
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for the panel cuz I think I'm supposed
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to kind of let it start to happen when
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the bottom panel is open and then the
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second panel opens I go and then the
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third panel and it takes me on
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to see I was going to make a Sex joke
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but then you just kind of kept
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explaining and talking and it became
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less of a joke joke that I could make
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are you saying that you were you going
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to say that you have trouble finishing
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also no it's like you got to you got to
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wait for it to go up and you got to wait
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for it to go down or
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something that's not what I was saying
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that's exactly what you were saying okay
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I it was it was 5 seconds ago you expect
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me to remember what you were talking
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about as because I you were talking and
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I was like half listening I was like oh
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I could make a Sex joke here and you
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just kept going and going I was like
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well can I still make a Sex joke here
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and I was listening and I was like well
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I guess I can't make a Sex joke here I
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guess I just got to move on you are
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welcome
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let me take this one item I ruin your
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you I ruin your inappropriate uh your
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your inappropriate
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Rees yes one of three handgun Parts
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[Music]
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found was this all just for a oh this
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was all just not meant this is yep
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optional okay oh yeah the the tombs are
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optional
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I also love here like I love how this
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puzzle works and then you don't know how
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it works like no never mind I love how
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it how how you solve it and it's like I
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remember I
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remember that it was interesting how it
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used the wind as
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a you know what I can do without your
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okay it's just funny to me man I'm sorry
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you know what shut up you know what man
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shut your ass
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up you could shut your bubblegum dumb
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dumb what is wrong with you you never
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heard that Meme shut your bubblegum dum
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dum looking ass the [ __ ] up you never
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heard that no come on you were the meme
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man I thought you like the memes don't
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you like the mimes the
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mimo well then next time on next time on
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the meme
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man it was only half the episode thank
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you very much it was only half it wasn't
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the full episode it wasn't all of it man
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I
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swear oh man it was only paused for a
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little
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[Laughter]
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bit oh
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man
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