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The Goblins find themselves working with the Marshals to trek further into the Sevastopol.
This is episode 12, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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yeah did I leave the stove on hey welcome back to the stove
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couch I forgot what we were doing we got Marsh you forgot what we were doing I forgot what we doing I cuted it I cuted
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it too got I got to collect the flamethrower it says it oh yes yes yes yes yes I don't know where that is I
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thought we refer to them we actually were no we just finished the uh we just finished talking to the guy and he's
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like yeah I'll tell you more the walking simulator that's right
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as a lot of people well not a lot of people but as
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my brother calls it the walking simulator I mean to be fair it was a
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walking simulator oh let's hope this thing works it's an animal animals are
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afraid of fire I hope you're right oh man I'm afraid of fire I got burnt
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once I me the lesson I mean that's the lesson you only you only have to learn
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once though right I've also only worked at food
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places that require me to cook with hot stuff so I
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mean no it was actually crazy I think it was
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the I was at work and I accidentally caught something on fire cuz it was like I there was like a process you're
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supposed to do with a fryer where it's like you're supposed to have the you're supposed to turn it off off and then have the uh oil drain and one time I did
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it backwards where I drained the oil and didn't turn it off so it was still heating up the coils good job yeah and
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it caught fire and I think it was like the first time I've ever felt like uh like PTSD in my life cuz it was like cuz
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I like I said I fell into a fire pit at one point you can ask uh Spencer it was very
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terrible uh sorry I'm very tired this morning it was very terrible it was very
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very badly but it was like I saw the fire like so up close cuz I was like right next to
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the fire when it happened and I was just like I couldn't move for like a whole like couple seconds before I like fix
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the Situation's okay doing that some more pumpkin
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spice it's not even September yet I mean it is September yet I mean it it's it's
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that time I don't know why it was like my store is just selling all the stuff the store I go to is just selling all
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that stuff on the I normally don't buy that stuff but they're just like it's just so out in the open like I feel like I'm supposed to it's all on
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sale oh so like you just start using like a pumpkin spice type of creamer or something like that yeah yeah yeah I I
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think it's I think it's specifically pumpkin pie spice by um I'm not going to remember the brand I don't remember my
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Brands my brand my brand all I remember is lock Columbia
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cuz that Brand's the best cold brew coffee I've ever had I might have to look into that
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yeah it's normally like $5 for like this really huge jug that gets you like a couple like for me I'd say whatever I
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don't know how many ounces this is it gets you it gets you it gets you some it's a good amount oh I forgot you do
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the cold brew stuff yeah I'm a cold brew guy that episode of of of Tomb Raider was so long ago well I hate I hate
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warming up coffee just to cool it down with ice so I don't why don't I just cut out the middl man and just get cold
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coffee I mean that's that's that's fair supp
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Sol damn I got so much stuff
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indeed want to make a
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moloto I hate how long the crafting process
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takes where am I going supp what the lock down and and all Escape Routes
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interrupt Ser
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that oh they haven't got me the quest yet did you hear a pitter patter cuz I
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heard a pitter patter n it was the sound of gravel hitting the ground gravel
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gravel was tiptoeing in its Jordans I moved my soundboard closer to
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me for no reason no reason in particular I got grab the map
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D you know I should sorry I'm I'm I'm yo yo yo yo get get the get the
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Woody laugh from uh from Toy Story the Woody laugh you know from Toy
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Story was like buzz look at alien where you know what I mean you know you
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know what I I think I do buz look an alien where
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but at the same time it's been a while since I've seen that I have a noisemaker
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yes
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nice it disappeared so I'll pop out of
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existence sorry man it's it's like glisten man when we record couch CS I realize it's like making pancakes you
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know what I mean the first one never turns out great but like the s are great
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trust first one into it these guys I think are friendly oh well good I threw
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a the noise maker these guys are friendly because I saw someone through creat here you're
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friendly you heard the lady let's go you're friendly okay yeah cuz there was
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a a video I saw of somebody that came up and they Ste was definitely optional for
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them when they were playing so
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um he went up and killed it and it was a game over and it was like don't kill
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allies I mean you know like that one time where you Ked Sam yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we need to
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find ship I saw the guy from down the the guy from down the
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hall one on jury Lane
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the prey has become the
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Predator to the server hub
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I got two achievements for the price of one what was it what were the achievements I got use the flamethrower
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and catch the alien offu with the [Laughter] flamethrower that's kind of
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funny u i see the problem he's going to be much more aggressive now you don't see
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me he does you you leave those thick thighs at the door my good sir
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I see the problem now I'm not going to want yeah cuz I'm already at 357 that's going to be a
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yikes I get to defend myself but at what cost my
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ammo that's a nice bar stool it is nice bar School Christ
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I think I saw one just like it at where I
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work my much more sustainable light
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source man honestly this is such a good lighting system like look at this yeah uh I believe the molotov also
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works pretty well yeah we we figured that out it's just I like this one a bit more cuz I can choose when to have it on
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or not
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B knows F looking alien Where damn [ __ ] damn [ __ ] damn I don't know
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who Damn is but [ __ ] damn
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yes and he got like 80% more aggressive for no reason because [ __ ] you that's why
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because [ __ ] you he knows you have a flamethrower now
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might not have helped that I was sprinting around the Galaxy here you heard the lady let's go oh
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my that's fine [ __ ] how why was she so
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so violent all the all of a sudden that's what I'm saying like
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jeez theature yeah that's what I thought
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[ __ ] back up you better back the [ __ ] up before you get smacked the [ __ ]
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up oh yeah yeah what now buddy she she
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angry I'll do it better you better stay you better you better stay in your lane I'll [ __ ] do
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it I'll [ __ ] do it
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run at me see what
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happens bro she does not give it two
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HS there we go oh
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look my new home hey Waits you have to do it yourself I'm kind of in a situation here
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as a wise man one said get
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[ __ ] so walk fast
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maybe think I'm good maybe
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yeah that was
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close oh my
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you get out of
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here stop spawn [Laughter]
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camping now is is she going to be staying
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there and
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didn't say hostile enemies nearby we're
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fine all right we are now in permanent Crouch
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mode this is is oh was that a good guy it looks like a good guy I'd be
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friends with that guy oh I have a feeling I won't be friends with that
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guy jump in
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no you running bastard really right
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here dude dude dude more
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okay but wait there's more
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revolver
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ammo nice where am I going that
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way I thought it didn't open because of me for a second
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all right so this room is worthless good to know start holding this
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again no can we stop running we start walking why are you running why are you
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running this is the wrong room
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right all right all
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right going save the game again because I don't have to go back for flashbang I think I think that's a fair
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assessment now we're good all right
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I going this way no where am I
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going okay so I got to figure out how to open the door maybe do
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is one of the things the rewire thingies
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it's probably that big button over there the terminal
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yes come on man don't be like this yes
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yo all right so this is wonder wall this is one wonder
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wall oh my god really I play it with my toes this is wonder wall this is freaky
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wall you are freaky y
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am I going the right way yeah no yeah server
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Hub okay this way door
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locked oh door locked what if you wanted to do the main quest but the game said
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door locked restore power
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you know even after all these years it's still a still a pretty good game because even though I'm just walking around I'm
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feeling pretty tense I mean Supply storage locked down
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okay I believe this terminal has something to do with it
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okay okay nothing I got
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nothing yo map it's the map good evening I don't
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believe I've had the pleasure yeah know you know we've uh we've been we know I don't know why he
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walked around me like that it was was kind of
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creepy yo utility question mark
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nothing don't and another one as a gamer I know there's a
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third that is why is it always the rule of Threes um I'm pretty sure it's the rule
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of three just so because it's like it's not so little content so it's easy and it's not too much content so where it
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feels bloated not to mention nine times out a 10 odd numbers seem more appealing than
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evens so two would be not enough and four would be too much that's why it's always
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three what you your rambling is what I'm I'm correct what's the
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problem I mean I
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yes but then you have like Classic Sonic games where it's like oh you need to hit Dr Eggman eight times yeah it's cuz it's
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like an endgame boss fight toley eyes look so
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weird you're weird yeah how I know his eyes are
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weird one one one one one damage uh 11 one two
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damage maybe there's some utility didn't check the utility section
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7789 okay I'm not doing that what the
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heck got youry yes I have
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and I've done some decry I'm looking for crew logs that passed through a while ago I know you're concerned but it's
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history you need something get you like a coffee decaf
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okay oh my God locked am I going I think I just got
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to talk to this guy I think I'm just
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all right okay okay all right okay don't don't don't [ __ ]
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up we open something what am I doing wrong
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here I have maxed out on every item in the game what am I doing
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override command there's no utility oh now
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there's utility you did it I did it
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congratulations I I did it I didn't do
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it low power butt cheeks
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there's low
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power hi are you lost
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yes bro can you give me some power over here or like one of those
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let me look back at this guess I have all my
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answers server reception is closed off good job come through to
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the AHA aha aha he woohoo
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are you a good fella tomorrow together you're a good
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fell right hi hello it's good that's correct be even good if you sto
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following me oh F give it back nice you are
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carrying some very dangerous items that is
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true compound B damn
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it save glorious
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save then shock the Trap shock the Trap
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that's the floor this is the squishiest floor I've
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ever stepped on F safety
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protocols seriously though why floor so
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squishy it doesn't sound correct
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h Huh h Huh
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H all right that worked you made him
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angry we allowed to be angry I did spew them with fire I'd be
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angry I mean that's about the same um I would like to formally apolog that I
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forgot to um start a
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stopwatch go away go away
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okay am I dead nope I'm alive
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barely by a fraction perfect time to hack what the
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heck I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm die maxing this is
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it get back up in there that's what I thought get your back up there get big
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over there what you doing down here this ain't your this ain't your house this is not my
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office um uh d d
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w this that w
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right when I'm about to take a
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drink Jesus sh won move what are you doing rard fix it that
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beeping noise can you work faster
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please obviously it's anise
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that was a nope if I've ever seen
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one oh yeah pipe bomb no time for pipe
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bombs Ricardo you got news for me I need more time I don't have more
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time I found the source of the Mysterious Ticking Noise always say that
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I always say that damn it I need to stop that
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get them toes out of here no one wants your only fans feed finder not only fans
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feetfinder back in my day oh my
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God nope nope nope nope nope nope no
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no I still remember the input congratulations thank
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you have a cookie I don't want a cookie I want a blasting cat
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now I got to get out of
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here Ricardo how did you open it back
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up the aler the only to get I got scared by him lock down it
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just I rley it's still on your tail should I go take the elev
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to Gemini I hardly know her why is the ground so
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squishy this wasn't a thing until
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recently all right well you sure is it actually the ground like I don't know it's it's only it started happening when
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I just walked now think I'm walking through
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water we go back to the
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element he doesn't know here he does she does
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no no I have so much fuel left over there over there that's a bad guy better
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back off you really in such a hurry to die yes making me do
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this I want that gun that's a cool looking nice dude I'm a
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badass what happened you got a gun for
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me what I would take the shotgun well I took the shells take the
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gun
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we're fine elevator this elevator that's the wrong elevator ah ah ah well so next
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time on couch goblins we're going to we're GNA we're going to take that a bit more
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stealthy all right all right all
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right oh Lord it was definitely an experience of
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all time I mean yeah you're mocking me aren't you
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