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Jun 14, 2024
The goblins return to Yamatai and continue the search to get back home. This is episode 9, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFon0QDpdiG2H4rP0AlVQgpm The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #tombraider #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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how do you miss how do you miss the OBS
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button how do you set me up like that n
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that's the intro [ __ ]
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you yes it is that is the int you missed
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the button it's not my fault what
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actually happened was I shivered as I
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was going for it and my mouse just went
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all over the screen what happened
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was you know what I'm going to defend
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myself when I'm not as stupid as you
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think oh my I'm going to defend myself
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[ __ ]
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I shivered so I wasn't able to shut
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your you know what I'm going to murder
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you in you're asleep do
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it you have you don't want to try to
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murder me when I'm asleep sleep in me
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knows how to throw
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hands but awake you but awake me gets
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kicked in the balls and falls to the
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ground every single
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time sleep walking nah sleep
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fighting actually I saw a video
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where
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um um instead of sleepwalking part of
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the person's sleepwalking they went into
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the kitchen and grabbed a knife out of
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their Cutlery
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block my God and just started swinging
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it around and their parents couldn't do
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anything at that point at that point
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play Rock Paper Scissors
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whoever loses got to deal with that no
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at that point actually they tell you to
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just let the I believe you just supposed
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to let the person go through their
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episode why do they call why do they
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have to call it an
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episode it seems like such
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a I don't want to say mean it just it's
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just like such a bad word for
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it gun how can I solve this situation
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with a
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gun violence is always the answer okay
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actually how am I supposed to solve this
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probably do the the bow
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thingy I know but where cuz this is the
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end point this isn't the start Point
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well no I okay so go back up to the
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other spot I don't think I can at this
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point no no no like yeah go that way and
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I think you have something you can shoot
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at cuz you have like a little sticky you
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have a sticky there yeah how dare you be
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right uh uh I think this
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one and stab
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unnecessarily uh stab stab into the
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stick is so that the stab into the stick
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because with the no no no you stab it
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with the arrow then the arrow instantly
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disappears oh yes cuz that absolutely
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makes sense just like real life just
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like the
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simulations it is time to not read that
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all we that on the final episode you
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should go through all of them for no
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reason just sit there for 40 minutes
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going through every single
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one the bonus episode that nobody for
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that goes back to where you
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started no I don't think so I started
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over there no yeah then where do you
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think that goes
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to where I started
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before Oh it okay okay you didn't
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realize it I was about to say you dum I
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didn't I
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didn't where I started from
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before you know what I can do with cuz I
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didn't see anywhere else it's the first
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thing oh it's something to do I didn't
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even realize that I thought it would
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have led me to something else that was
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amazing oh never mind I didn't turn
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around enough
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apparently that was amazing Jordan oh no
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you do you do a good
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job are you ready for a quick Time Event
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no oh my goodness why is it so blurry
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I'm so this rope's going to snap under
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my weight and I'm gonna have to press X
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to get onto that cracky wall okay just
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to climb back up but what if it's
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y xist the button to snap
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onto those
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usually [ __ ]
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I was too far away from the wall didn't
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even give you an input that [ __ ]
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sucks it didn't even give me an input in
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input oh
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[ __ ] I didn't realize I'm being
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controlled that quickly maybe you have
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to manually start going towards it I
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think I do but I think I already
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was I thought I already
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was also I ALS I also want to call BS on
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this scene cuz when you start to fall
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you were over top of the
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land oh
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yeah oh it doesn't give me the input
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input I just press
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it but I want to uh take definitely the
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credit for being 100% spoton in what was
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going to happen 100% 100%
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100% why did he go he was brutally
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murdered he was eaten by
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wolves that also happened to be Mountain
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lines that also happened to be
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gorillas it's a crazy Island why am I
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able to why am I able to interact with
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these I know get an
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achievement we'll
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see was there a point in that no okay
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good probably an
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achievement yeah who knows
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did I mention the achievement that you
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probably get for
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it I know that this is an achievement if
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I light the statues oh never mind this
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isn't one that I can set on fire hey
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Lara Roth told us about the plane don't
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worry there's got to be another way off
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this rock right I hope so any sign of
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Sam who the heck is Sam I don't like the
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sound of Sam is one of the people that
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was on our ship who went missing shortly
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after we arrived I believe did we ever
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see
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Sam yes however because of how we were
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talking I think it just kind
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of got lost okay good conversation just
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making
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sure oh yeah of course it's like one of
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those moments in a D and D campaign
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where it's like hey it's you guys and
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you look at the other players who the
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[ __ ] this guy I don't I don't I don't
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know who this is
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the note taker's absent
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today like I remember in the Star Wars
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game I'm in there was a guy called like
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darar or
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something
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okay and it's like don't you remember
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the like cuz I wasn't in the scene but
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you know I'm still paying attention
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because it's a character scene I care
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about it's like don't you remember Dar
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ofar I'm like oh it was this guy no no
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it's not that guy it was this guy's like
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what are you talking about you don't
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remember in this scene no not in the
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slightest and then like 5 minutes later
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which door so
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bar good I got I got to get better at
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taking
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notes I do too
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although Abby is forgiving pilgrimage
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where she'll give you an answer if
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you sometimes she makes you roll for it
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to see how much she remember but she'll
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Queen Grant you like oh yeah it's
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this like like like depending on what it
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is I feel like the GM has lenience on
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what to do in a situation like
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that cuz there's been the situations
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where it's like it's we we've been in
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the this is like session three that
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we're in this location this has been
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like the same day we should know this
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information but it's been 3 weeks for
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us you know what I
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mean but then there's also like well
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this happened months ago in the campaign
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so caus me a great deal of trouble but
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you're just as naive and predictable
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what's with the deep voice
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[Music]
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bro knocks her
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out so now we're at the point where the
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supernatural comes into play
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Hey screams of fear and pain oh my God
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speaking Japanese
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I don't know any Japanese I was going to
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try to mimic Japanese but I don't know
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any Japanese I guess kichi
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but oh [ __ ] here we go
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again how did you even get her up
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there um the supernatural uh they're in
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theory the GU what I supposed to be oh
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okay um you're going to land on your
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back hard if you do that
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yep
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man it sucks being
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right but they are basically the
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Protectors of
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the The Treasure of what that guy that
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like kill her she's predictable or
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whatever um kill her she's
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predictable no it's like you're you're
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predictable and naive kill her like she
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like he's the kill her I know her every
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move
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so he's he's the villain of the game and
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then the ones that took us and killed
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everyone
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else were like supernatural beings that
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are supposed to be like Protectors
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of um what the villain is going
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after okay which I think in this game is
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like immortal like uh like being
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Immortal or something like that all
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power one of the two imortal immortality
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is
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lame you know the usual treasure hunting
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Trope do you ever think of the
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implications of immortality what happens
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when your head gets chopped off huh do
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you just regrow ahead or you just ahead
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now I was anticipating you going towards
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the um like watching all everyone that
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you will ever
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love huh I mysteriously have shotgun
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shells but no shotgun
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insane seems suspicious I mean we
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already figured out like an episode or
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two ago that I don't have any empathy
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with my no yawning
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Theory oh yes so that that that part
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doesn't bother me it's the what happens
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when your head gets chopped off do you
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start to regrow a new body do you like
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are you Deadpool like how does that
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work I don't know but I just oh a
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shotgun part of me like the
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repercussions
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like everyone that you'll always that
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you'll ever love is going to die and
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you're going to watch them die it's
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going to suck at that point you just do
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something cool with your life like be a
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Hitman or
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something they're looking yeah but then
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you know life sentence in jail is going
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to suck like why aren't you dying yeah
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but you'll eventually
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escape cuz they can't give you they
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can't give you the death sentence CU
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you'll be in prison and then you'll
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escape and then you keep doing what you
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want to do or you just don't get caught
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that one also works I hate to then why
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are you a Tomb
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Raider that's a very good point man I
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hate my job if only I was a millionaire
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and didn't have to do any of
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this she a
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millionaire this is the I forgot I am a
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millionaire I don't have to do any of
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this why am I
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here what am I doing with my life why
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did I have to have daddy issues
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[ __ ] why did my dad have to
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die and really really
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dead really really
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dead I appreciate your commentary like
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friend why' you have to respond like a
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robot I really appreciate the commentary
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there friend cuz I'm distracted cuz I'm
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distracted I'm distracted I'm checking
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my email to cut I'm checking my email
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I'm going through my Discord
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notifications real quick you know just I
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already know what happens here we're
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good I don't need none of
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that oh man Laura take a bath jeez bro
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when H she had the
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time that's name one moment where she
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had the time uh that's a very good point
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there you are instead of saving the
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pilot that was actually a
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trap I burped
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it's not pouring water it's transferring
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power this is an Ascension
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ritual it's how you chose you can Ascend
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these
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nuts oh
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no now hear me out what if you didn't do
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that that's that's what you get that's
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what you get now you're dead
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no more children for
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you oh
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hi I didn't realize you were
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there no more children for
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you D you really hit him with that whole
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Mur death
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thing appreciate you thanks good good
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job on that murder and death stuff bro
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you doing thanks for your feedback doing
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phenomenal I really like that word
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phenomenal it's a good
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word definitely one of the words of all
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time
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interesting what do you think that's a
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good word ammunition in an ancient uh
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you know sacrificial sacrificial
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continue keep going you're you're doing
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things don't come down here
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please please don't come down here is
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that thing I don't want to die you
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should come down here it's a good idea
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the water is
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fine was it going to go
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ding hey it went ding I'm
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happy yeah but I think I have a schmuck
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to worry about
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I think we got a doctor's appointment
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right
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now he found a way
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out no I don't think I
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will I'm just going to wait here a
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second cuz I think technically I'm
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supposed to be able to see them being
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killed I'm just going to wait for them
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to die real
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quick I don't want to
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die I thought you just instantly di I
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looked away for one second and oh a
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notification on my phone I just hear a
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scream I thought you just die instantly
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man who's throwing the stairs at you
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that's not n the
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wind so when my brother was uh playing
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alien isolation there's a scene where
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you can look out and there's a beautiful
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view of the planet you're nearby and
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another part of the
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ship and I said if I were to developer
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of the game I would go through and I'd
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make an achievement for like admiring
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The View and if you look turn to your
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left or right the alien is just there
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looking at The View with you like a
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momentary time of
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truce momentary time to be like yeah
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this is beautiful this is beautiful
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yeah it's like you look at it for like
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five minutes and then boom you didn't
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have to tell him I could have killed you
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guys both quietly and
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quickly oh not you not the shield guy he
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knows what he's
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doing and I don't bye I thought you just
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instant kill
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him I love your reaction I didn't expect
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you to just fre you your hit stun was
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lower than his or you just got hit and
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yep dead you're gone dunzo sorry
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oh God damn
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it
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nice in Uncharted the abnormal in that
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game are the slippery naked
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people my favorite the slippery naked
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people yeah oh
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hi jeez jeez I collect did I loot their
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bodies sure hey got an achievement
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Gunslinger it actually popped 35 enemies
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killed with a pistol it popped on wind
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on the Windows Xbox
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experience Des got and the console so I
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heard it twice and they're like seconds
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apart from each other fantastic
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oh [ __ ] another
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puzzle collect ammo first oh my shot my
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shotgun is full um if I remember
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correctly wait a
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minute oh no no no no
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no uh um
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okay because I'm supposed to tie this
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off some with my bow with the bow
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right and then I'm supposed to basically
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open both of these wind those shutters
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so the wind goes through mhm and it just
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bashes the Bell
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into the other bigger
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Bell but that's Bell on Bell
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violence you know what I can do without
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your not sure I'm supposed to TI it
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though I'm not sure where I'm supposed
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to
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do can't you just like grab
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it no I can't um cuz I'm supposed to tie
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it off somehow and usually it's done by
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just
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um sorry my turn of
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thought maybe you can just open the
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other one
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I don't think it stays that one stays
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open long enough it could I mean I could
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be helplessly wrong in that case things
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should
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smoth oh wait a
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minute it's going to get pushed by the
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wind and go
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do like one more time cuz the ru of
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three no that's a Nintendo no that's a
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video game
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thing she not sure what supposed to go
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you know she solves the puzzle when she
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stands
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up no no she's cring
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from
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why yes I
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get thanks if only Bel deline was
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here nothing
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okay okay that's fair I would do the
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same
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oh oh I see yeah yeah until she said
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that I didn't realized the things were
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broken I was
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same I think I was supposed to go for
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the other one but okay
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back
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and do that when you're on fire oh
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hi owie hi hi hi hi um
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Mee
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please nice
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missed I love how the conversation was
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just I missed
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bang I mean that's the only part of the
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conversation you
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need right I mean I guess I miss
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you oh it's now it becomes a compound go
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after this cuz I'm getting more bow
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pieces you what are you two favorite
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emojis use next to each
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other use next to each other
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yeah uh I don't know I don't think I
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have many emojis that I use
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actually
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what but emojis are the best
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you don't use emojis for every situation
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ever no cuz there are some situations
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where emojis are
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not like that's my favorite combination
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right there [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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you
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[ __ ] okay slow motion is slow
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motion I
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missed my man over here missing
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hiss I like how we all have a momentary
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truce and just run
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away yeah man again they're not willing
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to die for the
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cause they're are all a
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Pega oh
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jeez the ground the floor is the ceiling
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[Music]
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oh
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[ __ ] that was a lot calmer at the end
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for no
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reason a bomb emoji next to that yeah
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what else would it be for [ __ ] sake
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it's the best two emojis you can use
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next to each other I don't think
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so oh you're right know what I got you
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oh no hello
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hello Sam hello Sam it's
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Lara oh God Laura it's good to hear your
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voice yours too Sam where is it where is
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it where is it where is it I just
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managed to steal this guard a god I've
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been kidnapped I mean I guess
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technically with the way this is you got
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to do it this
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Wayan my God what the
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[ __ ] what man La I'm [ __ ] terrified
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[ __ ] terrified wait is this
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Sam that is Sam nice all right I
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remember Sam now the GM's no longer mad
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at me they're still mad they're only
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disappointed now
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slowly disappointed a mural in him's
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Tomb is there cire here I'm head toward
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the the being there
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too because it's getting this is going
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to be a long
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episode an hour of power over here hey
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look next time on couch next time on
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couch goblins we're going to kill
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things we're going to make sandwiches
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eat
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sandwiches I
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believe
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um the reason that Sam was kidnapped I
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believe they're trying to make her like
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sacrifice be a sacrifice for to be the
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next um Sun Queen okay or whatever the
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hell but
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why why
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doesen um because all of the particles
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in the world are stupid and they made
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stupid
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things fair enough