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The tests are starting to get more difficult, join us as one of the goblins leads the other through the mental gauntlet that is the aperture science testing facility.
This is episode 3, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqSBeqsXRjC7v8qgvqoof-5
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@larsburrito
@argos101
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what do you mean I get to spend the rest
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of Eternity with my best friend or
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something
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all right so what were you doing off
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camera like a mini bottle
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um I I was uh making sure my my video
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could have recorded 60. you almost
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blocked me
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I wish I did here go get back down let's
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do it again
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a new family
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hang on I'm coming I'm coming look at
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your short little legs right there
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my short little legs shut up
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oh you [ __ ]
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all right uh okay hard light surfaces oh
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fun I love that I love that test uh hang
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on a minute because I just realized I
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did a dumb so give me a Mento and I
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should be good even though I don't use
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your audio anyway I still want to kind
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of I use your Discord to uh
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help see things up now I've never done
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this test course so this is officially
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blind
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nice really so uh we're screwed
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because we are both very much
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I'm sure this will be easiest this will
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be easy as mustard mustard
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mustard like the condiment that people
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put on stuff I know but that's not how
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the saying goes
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it's exactly how this thing goes I don't
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think that word I don't think it's that
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word means what you think it means
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create something one
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all right this looks easy no why they
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abandoned this course
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oh I think this is actually
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one of the layouts in the regular
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campaign
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it looks familiar at least
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oh what if I yeah yeah just don't kill
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us with your portal placement uh don't
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shoot your red portal
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where's one don't shoot this one don't
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don't no no no no I think I think you
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have to do your portals there and there
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and when we're good oh yes I think
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you're right
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and here I was skip
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that hey and then there you go now
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you're thinking with portals
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if I had a nickel for every time you've
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said that joke actually I don't think
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you've said that joke yet have you I
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don't think I have said that joke either
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I think that was the first time I've
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said that while playing it has been but
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that was like their yep okay
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how's your head feeling
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okay good good good good good
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oh that's weird
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it's like a thingy up here uh can you
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okay
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um I don't know this is gonna be like
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hard actually
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what's
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wait a minute wait a minute oh oh wait a
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minute wait a minute wait a minute wait
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a minute I think I got it uh shoot your
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portal where it is and put your other
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portal there and press the button
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uh so I do yeah and then go through your
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red portal press the button we get this
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now we get a ball
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um oh I got I just gotta come back down
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and redo it and then
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yes but if that it touches the
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Emancipation Grill you um
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that ball go bye-bye I think I I think
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again
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what if hang on bring it bring your
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thing higher bring your thing higher uh
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which portal is it that's the lighter
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blues uh that's your your light blue put
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your light blew up I think I can just
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like hang on
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oh no no no I need to push to the side a
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little bit I think yeah put it put it a
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bit higher
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oh no I think I just spaced oh wait no
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hang on if hanging no hang on if I do
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this right if I do this right you can
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drop one below me
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like you can put one
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there
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and then as I'm up you can put another
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one there oh
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you see what I'm saying so when I do
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this you can do the double
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oh no I'd have to yeah so that'd do it
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you have to overwrite so I'd have to put
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portal there portal there
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all right well just you're slow
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you're slow you know you know what no
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you wouldn't have to overwrite what do
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you mean over right I'm stupid I don't
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know what you're
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oh yeah no you are stupid this one was
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just saying dum dum
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laughs
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oh wait we still have the ball so we
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don't have to actually oh no it did a
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physical but I think it respawned
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because I think you're doing the
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question but it's right here it is right
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here I saw it fizzled dumbass
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it did fizzle but it came back yes it
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you there's sometimes so I need to put
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mine there and then mine there and then
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you're gonna need to put one there
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and then there as I'm coming down so
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when I come down I land on that and I
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can put it over there there you see what
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I'm saying so then now
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oh I hit the wrong one I'm sorry
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oh my brain matter shut the [ __ ] up oh
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hurry up and go dumbass oh my brain oh
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my brain look what you've done to my
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brain that was all you that time dumbass
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that was not me that is you wait a
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minute that was
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that was you
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and then I gotta get the ball back again
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right now it's here still all right are
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you ready are you ready this time tennis
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is ready
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bam
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nice shut the [ __ ] up uh all right and
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then you need to and then replay so then
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we need to clear portals
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no no you just go up you just go up you
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just go up and then I will create a
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pathway so just do the jump and then I
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catch you
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land on that
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humans
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are good for nothing
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I am
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the God you are
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I would have rage quit and just left the
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college he just left the call never
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speak with them the couch goblins is
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over
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do we do the instructions
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hey everybody welcome back to catch
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goblins
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I like how that's the fit running gags
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for this series it's just wait a minute
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did we do an intro
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all right this is already I already hate
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this trippy I can see my own ass
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um
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okay hang on I think I see something
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put one there and then put one there
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there
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yeah and then you'll see a thing that
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you can put it on over there
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all right
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so what if I get off of that get off of
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that get off of that what if I
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you have to be you have to be through
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for it the portal to actually
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okay that's fair
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uh
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[ __ ] I hit the wrong one
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I mean it's not like you're doing much I
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know I think all I have to do is shoot a
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portal there then we overwrite
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I'm pretty sure that makes death but go
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for it
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okay and now we're here yeah and then
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find another service and then we gotta
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do it again come back and override
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portal so the red one and then we go
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through
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and then this is trippy I'm not sure if
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oh wait a minute then I think you do one
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there and then you have a right yeah no
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we don't have to huh that's back to the
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beginning that's not the beginning no
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it's not what what the [ __ ]
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it might look like the beginning to
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uncultured swine like yourself
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shut up get over here
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how what I I jumped oh is it there's
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this and then you just I wasn't sure if
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there was that and then you make it
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[ __ ]
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uh
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I'll be back momentarily
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was it that hard Jordan
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[Laughter]
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that's the last one I swear I swears use
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you just got to be right here man
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you sir
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are dead to me
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I didn't even know you could do to help
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there's text what the [ __ ] don't even
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worry about it
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you know what makes me you only failed
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I'm glitching out Gladys
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is you here she went through like three
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lines at the same time
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you're a little piece of [ __ ] that
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deserves to be punished in the [ __ ]
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face you're wearing a baller hat I have
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no idea how to get it off
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it's permanently a fixed to me I don't
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know how to turn it off get it off
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and my stock please they use super glue
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you think it's cloth but it's not it's
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actually part of my my body
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one of my
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I believe this you can't test the plans
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we tried
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they just sit there never showing pain
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nor fear what are you doing
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I'm looking uh-huh I have a button I can
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press I wonder what it does
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oh it drops something over there
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um where's over there over
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there
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yeah your portals your this one portals
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were working but you just decided to
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yeah
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but you would definitely deserve that
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although I do I didn't even do it
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although I didn't think you need to
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stand there that way you can actually
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catch it because I don't think it's
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gonna land on the platform
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next
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see I are smart now where do we put it
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oh right there I think we gotta we gotta
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go up there yeah
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[Music]
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um
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oh hang on I got this okay oh well now
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it's now it's ruined
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I am ruined
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do you have the butt the ball where did
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the ball go
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it's behind you it rolled I guess balls
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do do that
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where am I uh ah you're over there
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uh
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uh uh here here I just uh
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oh
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thanks
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oh that kind of works all right and then
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do that and then now go through go
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through it's fine go through and then I
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can and then turn around
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don't there we go don't don't I would
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never you have something that's
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important to me thanks I appreciate
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being called important
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you're referring to me right
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right
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oh what's this one sir
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all right
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oh I think maybe
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all right do you see do you see what we
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got to do because I think I see it
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um I think so put one there and there
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and I think we got it
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now put them put it more to the oh that
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works
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and then boom
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oh we gotta go slightly higher all right
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jump on three one two three
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I went lower all right jumping three one
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two three
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there we go let me be here
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I crouch jump I want it all right jump
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on three one two three
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there we go
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I was gonna say I have little legs I
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can't do it can you even one more time
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a reward for testing this is the test
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scores so far that has the most
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opportunities to kill each other
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yeah I noticed that
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my favorite test track so far
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you would like the one where you can
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kill people yeah but to be honest I
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think I've been killed by you more than
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I've killed you oh no no
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editing Jordan
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count adding Joe editing Jordan you
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smell bad yeah you do too
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um
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so do it do it overwrite mine overwrite
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mine
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and then so then okay now you have to do
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the jump and then over right okay hang
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on yeah do I uh how actually I don't
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think we need to be up here well there's
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no actually maybe no I I see something I
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can do
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so come up here I need you to override
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my portals so I can overwrite your
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portals
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can you wear clothes
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that's like barely closed
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oh every time you
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oh there you go
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perhaps
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all right so what you need to do okay so
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you just need to copy me watch this you
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just gotta do this and then this and
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then this that's all you have to do
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Jordan it's that simple it's just that
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easy it's just that easy
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I need an adult
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I'll be out shortly um
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so I'll be out shortly
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yeah keep keep going we'll do this we'll
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do this last year we'll cut that part
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out editing Jordan back
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no don't put that in
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keep it all right then then you come
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through and then I'm gonna do this and
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this and then we're good and by the way
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editing Jordan is definitely going to be
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keeping that in
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thanks man I'm so glad I could trust you
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well let's be honest I'm probably going
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to forget
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it's broken
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it looks like you're malfunctioning
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come on man I stole your face so it
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wrecked Get Wrecked you deserve that
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all right and then okay don't do that
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huh wait
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is this where it just came from
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this is where it just came from
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right
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no it's not because there's nothing up
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there we went
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ah
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aha
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that's a yellow Porter's yellow portal
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spits out remember that
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get your finger off of that other foot
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[ __ ] I almost overcompensated all right
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so so on the left so on three we're
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gonna have to slide to the left all
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right what what
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okay so we're gonna need to get here put
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a portal there oh wait no you no you
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poured a portal there and then you put a
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portal there
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so there and there I'm a [ __ ] okay I
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forgot that I'm not the only one with a
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portal gun I'm just doing like competent
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ones shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ]
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listen man
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okay and then you
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need to
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get us back up there
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um which I do hang on
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okay now hang on I'll put this here
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and then you
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what are you gonna do you're gonna do
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something it's gonna be so cool
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I need to do
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this and I need to do this and then
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while that's happening you'll do that
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okay okay so put one of yours here and
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then one of yours here
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one of yours I think I think right there
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right and then
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we'll do something with like
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and then while here you're gonna put the
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blue one
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up on that slant
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you're gonna put
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no the other blue one this leads to
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something new though
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this is me I know but this is a
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different path
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and it there's an arrow here that says
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to go down
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no but the goal is right there yeah wait
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a minute wait a minute wait a minute
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um
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portalable surface there and there's a
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portable portable surface there
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so
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so I think this one's slightly angled I
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I don't know
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huh
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oh
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wait a minute did it click did it click
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did it click
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are you very stupid I feel like we're
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stupid shoot
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because that's a fling
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so we remove our we remove our portals
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uh I see
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so put a portal for me there and there
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and I should be there no
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um
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I know okay so I'd have to do this and
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then you'd put one there and then we
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drop together on that one and I'll
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remove my portal there you know what I
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say so what's gonna happen is yeah so
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then I'll do okay if you could move your
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fat dump truck for a second thank you I
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think we're gonna then we're going
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well good well I think we do I think
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there's a way to do it where we both
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don't we don't have to go at the same
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time no I think I think we can cheese it
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and go at the same time we just have to
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I have one of us has to jump beforehand
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I think was the issue
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oh well I mean I'm stupid it worked so
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just remember what portals you've used
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I I Had It reversed last time that's
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what messed with me all right get us
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over there
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Perfect all right perfect perfect
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perfect and then
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here put one there and then put one
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there
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and you get over here I think we have to
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do it separately though because you I
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think if one of us jump and then the
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other just Falls it'll be fine so just
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let me let's start let's try it this way
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once all right I want to see if we can
19:57
choose so I'm gonna jump you're not
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gonna jump
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it'll be like this and then you're gonna
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go through
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see
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it cheesy that might have actually been
20:08
how to do it I'm not sponsored choose it
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take it I want Jesus
20:14
I want Lay's potato chips
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okay thanks Gladys we're doomed to test
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forever and ever and ever and ever and
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ever and ever uh
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what do you mean I get to spend the rest
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of Eternity with my best friend or
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something
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random numbers
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come on
20:47
making the view deadly was more cost
20:50
effective
20:56
now I'm up here and then I got this now
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great so what do I do with this I do
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this or
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wait what if hang on what if hang on
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what if how about what if
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but oh hang on let me try that one more
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time
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uh-huh there's that there so what you're
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gonna need to do is you're gonna need to
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you're gonna need to shoot a portal
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there
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is that
21:24
oh hang on no hang on hang on I got this
21:26
hang on so drop through here
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and then get up there shoot one portal
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come back down
21:39
all right don't Smack the thing again I
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can't it's addicting all right now now
21:44
go back through it and I think you're
21:46
good I think that's how it is
21:48
and then because then you're gonna shoot
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a thing at the portal
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almost definitely [ __ ]
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then I how it's okay just do this
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now
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you you set the long portal there my
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friend oh wait a minute yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh
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hi doubting me in style you know
22:12
what you know what you know what shut
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the [ __ ] up all right yeah and then boom
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how it's okay you can still come through
22:20
just come through just go back just go
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back go Back to the Future
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yeah go back through that
22:30
there you go
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this guy this dude
22:40
ah man another puzzle in this puzzle
22:43
how puzzling
22:48
oh this is gonna be strange how is it
22:51
going to be strange
22:52
okay because I okay so essentially go
22:56
through this I think
22:59
I'll go through there and then place
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place a portal there
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oh [ __ ] wait you can't that would put or
23:07
you can but it doesn't send you out
23:12
um wait a minute let me try something
23:15
because that'd be a ramp I think hang on
23:17
hang on hang on oh yeah but hang on are
23:19
you let's see nope that is the bathroom
23:22
that is uh oh you can cheese it all
23:25
right that is a no 1-0 ramp
23:28
all right now what you gotta do is Right
23:30
watch this watch this I'm so smart and
23:32
good at video games watch this okay
23:35
you gotta strafe it and then you could
23:37
do this boom
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and then
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now I need the thing all right so put a
23:45
portal there and then try to make me a
23:47
bridge back
23:49
uh uh oh but then how am I getting no I
23:52
don't need that yeah it'll be fine I
23:53
don't know is there
23:58
what about just put one there
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perfect
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uh no right and then portal there and
24:08
then we're gonna put another one that no
24:10
I know I need I need my portal from
24:12
there still because I'm gonna die so you
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have to put one there
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yeah
24:17
cause that's the source right there of
24:19
the laser so I mean the light Bridge all
24:22
right and Now ladies first by all means
24:27
no I can't go through first or else so
24:28
the puzzle doesn't work by all means
24:32
oh because of the Emancipation drill
24:34
yeah so then you go first I like what I
24:37
always like how it takes me like two
24:39
hits speak boom [ __ ]
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easy I'm single-handedly solving these
24:45
Bros I must be the best parts of them
24:48
dude I have like 30 000 IQ or something
24:52
but I could have taken IQ test bro your
24:54
ego is bigger than your hearts though
24:57
such a big brain with so many wrinkles
25:03
you should you should be taking notes
25:05
right now uh I am recording this for
25:07
prosperity
25:11
and the proof of who actually is the
25:13
best noodle out of both of us
25:20
how did you oh
25:23
yeah I didn't see those until it was too
25:25
late but yeah now we're oh wait a minute
25:28
so we have a shield no no hang on first
25:32
you have to make your way through which
25:34
is like this and then you make the
25:36
shield supporters dumbass
25:39
no okay watch this
25:43
see perfectly fine but you had to come
25:45
with me why were you standing there and
25:47
watching
25:48
was it because I said watch this
25:50
yes it was wait a minute hang on a
25:52
minute I keep
25:59
there he is all right yes we definitely
26:01
had to create the the oh wait a minute
26:04
wait a minute wait a minute
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oh no this is gonna be easy
26:07
[ __ ] he shot the wrong one
26:11
I had a 50 50 chance and then you again
26:13
you're gonna put one here and you're
26:15
gonna put one there
26:18
perfect
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easy bro
26:23
I gotta I took a little bit of damage
26:24
there
26:26
I just thought they don't know how to
26:27
shoot their shots it's fine
26:38
okay come up yeah right
26:41
yeah
26:41
turret snapped on you
26:45
I'm in a safe corner
26:48
try and like bam and then see if we can
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hang on
26:52
that's not a white wall
26:54
see one on this side no
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huh oh that's a different Source
27:00
um
27:01
wait a minute wait a minute wait a
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minute
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um
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this might be a good time for next time
27:16
on couch goblins oh we've got time
27:19
because I think we I think what you're
27:21
trying to do was do it per
27:24
Arc and I think we're close to being
27:26
done with this
27:27
okay I mean a longer video wouldn't hurt
27:30
now and then
27:31
yeah oh wait a minute hang on a minute
27:36
um
27:37
this is gonna be very stupid
27:39
but trust me
27:40
no that works and then okay so what
27:43
you're gonna have to do is you're gonna
27:44
have to like close it
27:45
because I gotta hit that button because
27:47
it's gonna give us a ball so you're
27:49
gonna you're gonna have to move it
27:51
slightly I'll press the button and
27:52
replace it
27:54
um so wait what am I going where am I oh
27:57
okay
28:00
um so you're gonna move your you're
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gonna move your dark blue there for a
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second I'm gonna push the button and
28:05
you're gonna put it back okay
28:08
all right put it back
28:10
I was very worried that I was too quick
28:12
and you didn't get back across so
28:15
all right and then you're gonna have to
28:16
move the blue one more time and then
28:18
we're good yes no one had ever completed
28:20
before YouTube I'm trying oh the science
28:23
we used to learn with this test now the
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test is useless
28:30
just like one of us
28:32
[Music]
28:34
Jordan we got to go
28:37
because we get the whole theater by
28:39
ourselves so we gotta go like right now
28:40
Jordan hey I'm canceling you help
28:45
you're speaking to the Micron really
28:46
comes in through this one
28:53
okay so so next so next so next time
28:55
thanks to my couch goblins
29:00
I dude I've been asking
29:02
hey [ __ ] all of you look at it look at
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the dump truck though
29:13
I did in fact indeed deserve that
29:19
you no that's Atlas
29:22
all right
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um
29:23
[Laughter]
29:26
God damn all of you
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