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hey we're recording hey Michael here
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back to couch
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goblins back to couch back to couch
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goblins inspector you know what I could
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make their lives a lot easier just
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Dr insert that one clip of uh what's low
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tier
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god wow I did the did
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wow
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you know what I'm just going to cut that
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didn't happen start recording I'm start
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recording right here uh welcome back to
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couch welcome back to couch gums hey vau
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Michael
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here you know man you you can make it
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easier for them if you just jump off oh
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yeah just jump off right here yeah it's
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like that one clip from low tier God you
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ever seen that one uh actually no I
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haven't youen seen that joke I have no
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idea what you're it's the it's like he
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was playing a game and like he lost he
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was really upset it's like you have the
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worth of a summer ant you know and he's
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just like really like mean and upset
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about it you've never seen
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that no I haven't oh dude it goes hard
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it used to be a meme like a year ago
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move damn
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it I thought you were like an in the no
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meme
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man uh only sometimes only
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sometimes yeah he he like loses the game
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and just goes really toxic he goes on
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like a whole speech and tangent you know
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like you have the worth of a summer ant
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you come into my stream to suck my dick
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daily you come in here you know and he
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just every time I keep trying to crack
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up these holes and you're like the ant
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looking for the syrup you need to kill
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yourself now it goes into it it goes it
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was a great meme my favorite rendition
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of it is someone made like a like a
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complete opposite version it's like you
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are worth everything you serve on
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purpose you need to treat yourself
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now oh you're up there Hi friend oh
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you're right
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here I know what I'm doing I promise yo
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that guy's sick did you see him he was
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likewe he jumped for it and
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everything oh hang on a second reloading
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thank you hang on a second got it there
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we
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go I saw that coming and I didn't do
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anything God damn
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it
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I really don't want to I don't want to
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add plot hole number two but as someone
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who's Shot Firearms she's reloading
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those surprisingly quickly with someone
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with no experience and you're dead I was
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crouching oh behind me no you were on
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fire they shot fire arrows on you and
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they exp I didn't kill the guy that was
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I didn't kill the guy that was up here
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also I don't think no you did did I yeah
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it was the fire arrows you're on fire
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because of the fire
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arrows
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I'm pay attention man I'm sorry I don't
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pay attention you know
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that n you guys can come to me no
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actually they can't they're stuck up
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there oh yeah
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okay yeah she's reloading that pistol
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pretty easily for someone who's never
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handled one
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before I mean it's a really easy thing
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to not not in a stressful situation
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I mean
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she's yeah I guess I'm mostly talking
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about like like like more rifles but
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like even a pistol it's a little it's a
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little bit more tricky than just sliding
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it in
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there I mean just reload oh Hi
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friend I missed let's not talk about
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that n dude you saw the summer ant right
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over
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there oh hang on a second I'll be right
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with you you let me just I'll be right
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and come back around
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here you're just like you're just the
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reaper I'll be right with you give me
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one
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second I'm on fire
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[ __ ] son of
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a son of a
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biscuit wait for the color to come
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back see we presents this program in
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color in
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color sorry you you probably will not
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get that no I don't
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um so I'm not sure if it was actually on
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the ma for TV stuff but there's um the
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the show that I know it from is a show
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called Hogan's Heroes takes place dur
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World War II MH um if you're not
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familiar uh prisoner for uh in a in a
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prisoner of war camp bunch of prisoners
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are going through and sabotaging the war
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effort saing the German war effort from
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inside the p
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camp and they remastered it in color so
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in the C in the DVD versions you will uh
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it always starts with CBS presents this
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program in
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color oh is it like the like when you
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watched old Disney movies on DVD it's
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like the like the intro thing yeah yeah
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kind of okay like the first episode of
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the box collection that I have is in
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black and white and then
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um everything else is in color at that
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point on
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okay
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denied oh do you remember this part cuz
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I should yeah I remember
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it you you were you stop you weren't
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able to get the guy and I'm like well
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what if you tried this and then it
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instantly
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worked oh hang on a second reloading
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well he did get some fire over there but
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he
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missed oh he got me a little bit that
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time just a little bit of fire good for
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him I'm proud of him as someone who
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burned his leg once a little bit of fire
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is
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[Laughter]
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okay get
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down dies from not getting
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[Laughter]
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down grenade throw it back starts
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dancing so you know how I've been kind
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of messing up uh the buttons a little
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bit that's on purpose I'm meaning to do
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that no I've been playing high on life
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oh I've been seen you playing a lot of
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games on your uh Steam not Steam on
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Discord it would be like you're playing
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alien isolation you're playing this
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you're playing that oh yeah my actually
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that was my brother playing cuz I don't
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do horror that often what uh so my
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brother was playing and we were quoting
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the Family Guy I'm going eat you with my
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small mouth
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too if you're familiar with that no wait
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say it one more
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time so it's what's his name um Bruce is
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the alien in their parody of alien oh
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okay oh yeah I'm eat you with my small
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mouth too I'm gonna eat you get back in
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me get back in me small mouth I'll get
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you I'll I'll call you when we're when
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we're eating
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them no that's not nice that's that's
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really not nice give me a second I'll be
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right with you let me just get
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ammunition real quick why did he not
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bring a gun to this fight he could have
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easily beat you if you just hit a
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gun fair enough okay so what was I
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supposed to do do I supposed to dodge
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past them and then shoot right right uh
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yeah nope that did not work as planned
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oh yeah you got you have the gun
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ready I know you know what cuz you'll
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Dodge he'll go for the swing and then
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when you dodge you can get out of your
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stun and then you know light him
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up I'm just trying to get ammunition for
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the moment the moment so well the moment
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is what you make it so oh yes exactly CU
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I'm probably going to die multiple times
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in
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this
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maybe you should use the gun that has
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the
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ammo you know what I can do without your
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sass I'm just giving it helpful advice
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it's not you know what you know what you
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know what you know what I'm just saying
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if it were me that's what I would have
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done I hit him I did I did it I did
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it
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oh it doesn't the camera doesn't snap to
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me right away damn
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it yes I'm blaming the game not my
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terrible abilities hey man you started
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off pretty well you know what yeah I'm
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I'm proud of how this session and then
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you instantly became dog dooo you know
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what it's let play
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curse is that what they call it oh
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[ __ ]
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I think I might have hit him I think I
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think you're not giving yourself enough
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time to
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aim got take it slow
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man I'm coming for your
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mom well he puts the shield up so I have
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to be I have to be quick about it yeah
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but you have a little bit more time than
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what you think you do is what I'm trying
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to say yeah I panic I
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panic
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ha nope I did not have I did not have
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time oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] F
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uh probably but hopefully not by
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you uh no I have about uh oops I got I
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56 more bullets I got
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$7.50 take it to leave
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it what did you do just work one hour at
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your job
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and this
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economy oh I was against the wall
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there oh hey man the wall is not a bad
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spot all right the wall is what you make
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of
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it God damn
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you why she got to be crouching the
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whole time because she automatically
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kind of Crouch is a little bit like
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there's no Crouch button in this
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game you don't have an opportunity to
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press the button like that's how you
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know you're out of combat besides the
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music once you stands up there's no bad
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guys around man just the just how the
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games used to be just confuses
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me oh hi quite number
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two
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uh okay like video games used to be a
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lot less control giving it's just insane
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now How Far We've Come Oh Yeah from
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pong we go from Pac-Man a game of its
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time had the best story of its day and
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now we
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have
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uh I was going to try to come up with
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like a mean one you know probably going
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to be like gch an impact but then I
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waited too long the joke doesn't stick
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as
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hard that is fair now we have Elden ring
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where you can literally die a thousand
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times and gain nothing from it in this
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game it give you 87 tips for each
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death and then there's always me in the
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back seat telling you
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what the annoying voice in my head the
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voice in my head be like I mean annoying
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uh no not annoying
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uh [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ] uh try to upgrade thing the high
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capacity M that sounds
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awful luckily I'm not in
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California luckily I'm not in
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Texas you know what they got in
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Texas horses you know what horses do
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kick
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people you know what that does
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hurts uhhuh hey where am I supposed to
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be going uh to the top of that
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Tower is it you got to remember you got
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to get your
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signal oh yeah that's
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yeah uh oh yeah I jump up here and I
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magically just climb and not get rope
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burned cuz my upper body strength is
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phenomenal for you know an explorer that
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has
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done only book research at until this
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point
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well as far as the modern Trilogy goes I
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mean I don't know she's very fit so you
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think she do I mean in the original
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games she was always like jumping around
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she had like her own little gymnastics
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area so I doubt she's just like a
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Brady you know do nothing all day kid
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yeah I guess that makes
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sense I mean I think I saw someone do a
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let's play of one of the other games in
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the franchise I forget if it was the
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second or the third one
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um but there was a flashback where she
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was a kid and you were just climbing
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around your house and like it was a huge
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mansion that you were climbing around
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yeah she probably takes a lot after her
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father and blah blah blah blah blah you
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know oh yes of course of course of
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course however that still doesn't mean
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that she should be able to be wielding
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the guns the way she does actually I
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think she might have had some firearm
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training if I call well I think both
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existed I guess four years from now when
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we finish this game and the other two we
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will see oh I'm we we'll see if we go to
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the other games what come on you can't
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just play the first Tomb Raider and be
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like nah the rest are
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terrible um I think I'd want to play
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through because technically I've played
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this this one
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before I've played most of the second
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one and none of the third one so I might
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want to try to finish the second one
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first and maybe try the third one
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completely blind not sure I've really
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seen none of none of them
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so no you've seen about 20% of this yeah
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s I've seen 20% of this
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game I think I've seen the the intro
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which everyone's in the more snowy
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area actually the the snowy part I think
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is I think it's the scene where it's
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like it's the beginning of the game but
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it's also like 6 months earlier you were
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in a dry extremely hot desert yeah yeah
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they do the um what do you call it the
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the bunch of flashbacks no that's the um
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what's that game with Nathan
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Drake oh Uncharted yeah that's the
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Uncharted thing they always start like
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at the end of the game at the
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beginning no yeah the first one doesn't
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pretty sure the first one
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does no I just stream I should know this
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no way I don't believe
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you I'd Google it actually I'll Opera GX
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it dab on
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him
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I'm standing
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by
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no
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gu was so overe
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exaggerated I mean I think it's more so
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the fact that when you think all hope is
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lost like you'd probably do the same
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thing STR on an island with little to no
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hope n I'd be like all right
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cool okay me never to get into into a
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situation with you if we ever happen to
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be stranded out an island and I get a
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signal I'm holding you to that if you're
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like if you wildly freak out not saving
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your
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ass you just jumped to your
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death he was like well that's all I
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needed to do Laura Croft you were my
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hero may you Rest In Pieces there goes
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by Hero jumping off the cell Serv
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Tower
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okay well that didn't work guess we're
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[Laughter]
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[ __ ] oh God that if all last failed uh
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that was kind of my only
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strategy never mind looking at this
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giant barn full of alcohol it looks
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like oh how convenient I can start a
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fire whenever I want
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nice arson
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my favorite kind of sin
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arson good job dude that's sound effect
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from every game ever did you hear
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that that's the royaltyfree crow
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sound of
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course I think you just I think you just
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shoot it light no I light it on fire
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that's why I just got the fire the fire
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starter I would just shoot it
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I don't think that works it probably
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doesn't however it's more fun to think
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that it
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does it's like um it's like the the Star
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Wars joke where it's just like whenever
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a door doesn't open or you need it to or
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you need it to close you just shoot the
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panel or it does the what you needed to
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do
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yeah thanks man you just got more people
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stranded here nice
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job no no no don't worry they die
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or at least one of them dies immediately
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one of them dies oh don't worry man
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they're dead don't worry about it
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they're they're actually dead it's
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cool yeah they're not stranded here
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they're dead they're
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Gonzo whoopsies uh whoopsy whoopsy
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whoopsy
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actually there's some very gruesome
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death cutcenes if you die there most of
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them involve being impaled and it is
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awful I feel it it is ter get out of the
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way Laura out of the way oxygen is not
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important yet thank
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you you don't need oxygen yet you're
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good you can still not
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breathe you can catch your breath now
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there's absolutely no danger where
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you're standing right now just catch
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your breath you didn't need to stop when
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there's a giant burning airplane coming
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towards you all right man calm down
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she's she's fine see look he lived look
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at him he's alive oh he I think he dies
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though I no no no I think he's think
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he's going to be in the next three games
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trust me even though there's only two
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oh H well I guess we'll never find out
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if he
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do that's the end of the game it's like
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thanks for
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coming you know what I don't I can do
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without your sass
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I to be fair I think when this game came
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out I had like the notoriously gruesome
21:04
death scenes for no
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reason oh yeah yeah yeah oh no don't
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trap don't really you
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stupid when the building is collapsing
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run no dude I got to do p sick parkour
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whoa camera Hardcore
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Parkour okay don't miss this time don't
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miss don't miss don't
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miss
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I did it I did it I did it I did it I
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did it I did
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it but yeah my brother was the one
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playing alien
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isolation um over the winter break it's
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a good game I never actually got to beat
21:48
it yeah the pilot is shot by the leaders
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and everything I
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think yeah so he's dead shoot him shoot
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him
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ah damn it why would you leave that on
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the
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camera because he might have actually
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good advice
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no uh
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probably
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oh I mean save your battery life too you
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don't know how long that thing lasts oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] why do you default to the
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bow she loves the bow what's wrong with
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the
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bow you just run away from
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him bye and I waddled away Wadd waddle
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wad waddle till the very
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next I
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missed I got him once though at
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least first try I'm first try
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first
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try I'm awesome never mind the other
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attempts that I had were there arrows
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over here nope that's just a lighting
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effect okay cool good
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talk am I jumping across I am jumping
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across no level up really damn
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damn next time
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next next
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time just very
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instantly to be honest I was expecting
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you would catch on before I even did
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that well I don't I don't have the
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timers I I I don't I don't know when the
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time passes it it's
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yeah next time on couch golins
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time oh man we'll go up that ominous
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looking staircase see where it goes it's
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going to go to your mom's house D I'm
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already at my mom's house we're going to
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your
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house they surrounded the
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plane decides to not come back safe
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comes back
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Dangerously