The goblins continue their way back to their friend. Slowly.
This is episode 10, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
The Goblins:
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I'm
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sorry all
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right all right what are we doing oh I
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got to get the so do I need to put
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captions for like that that like how
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welcome the couch G like is that
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something I need to do I don't know good
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luck if
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so I think you just restored the power
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yeah perfect now play
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nice no [ __ ] you
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[Music]
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my
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fault hello sir how are you doing how
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can I help you I need a compression
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cylinder comp I need more medits one
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stack B follow me yeah I can build just
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keep the noise down okay hate how much I
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hate that compound B is needed for any
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everything and I never get
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[Music]
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um there we go I fixed it
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um I have the force
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huzzah how is it doing that like I think
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I I I switch weapons and then it does
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that I guess that's it's it's funny but
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at the same
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time is it wait is it no I don't think
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it does but I'm going to double check
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hang on let me do this
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and then
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boom okay I thought it was creating a
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hit
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box since the puzzle is literally just
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this I'm
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sorry best puzzle ever
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oh if I just leave him there he'll never
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die oh does he have to die and then the
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compound B will SP or the the cylinder
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will spawn probably life's not
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fair he's too young here we are
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your compression cylinder will be found
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at the far end of this
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row
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right
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ethanol look at this it's alcohol
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num you already die yep okay I need to
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get I should have put Taps on my
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soundboard
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N I think I soft locked this
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no I didn't does it spawn a different
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one each
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time's at me all right
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good
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n as a wise man once said get good no
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thanks I prefer that to
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I compound B yes
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finally it was over here last time is it
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just not going to be over here this time
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did you you might have soft locked the
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game maybe I have to turn that down for
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some
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reason did you soft the
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game dum dum I I'd believe it
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it would be something I would do
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wouldn't
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it says it's over
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here oh it's up there then up
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oh
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oh
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okay I didn't know how the buttons
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worked I thought if I just look at it
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long enough it'll switch from going up
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or down I didn't know I had to look at
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the up button or the down button I
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didn't know the game was at
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precise don't you gigle at me I heard
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that Snicker I I am laughing at you
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because you deserve
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[Music]
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it I'm pre armed with a noise maker
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ow
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friend I'm sorry what' you do that's
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right go [ __ ] yourself I'm
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sorry all right
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[Music]
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make too much noise and Neil attract the
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alien no [ __ ]
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Sherlock this game this game this game
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is a video game and I'm playing
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it
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lovely now play nice now play not nice
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make me
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[Music]
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[ __ ] hi how can I help you I need a
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compression find me the will to live
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components where I'm sorry we don't have
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any
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in follow
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me just unlock the door and I can get it
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this do not take compound B at all
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that's good I should be making those
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constantly ninja vanish with a smoke
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bomb now go
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forward go forth and go fry
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yourself in the you need to fry your
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circuits nah
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ow the
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[ __ ] I'm just going to let him live
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there for the rest of his
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[Music]
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life he's earned it
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[Music]
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did he deserve it
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though
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uh I saw something
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move I don't want to talk about
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it you should talk about it
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though I don't want to talk about okay I
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need to stop I need to stop playing with
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my merch shop and actually
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episod I I don't want to say anything
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cuz I don't want to be rude that that
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that shirt is is up now but I yeah words
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it's up by the shop you can go get
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[Music]
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it next time you play a game I'm just
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going to be on my phone the whole time
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I'm just going to be on Tik Tok blasting
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it the
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Ware I was still paying attention just
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just keep
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[ __ ] around cuz they had a major
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update apparently and you can do a bunch
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more things now so was playing around
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with that so anyway uh games games what
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kind of games the uh horror games horror
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survival
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[Music]
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games I thought this was kind of like uh
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Dark Souls rules like you never want to
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fully
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heal no I mean that's normally like a
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Resident Evil role
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well that too cuz
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yeah I don't know where you heard that
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for for Dark Souls that is not true for
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Dark
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Souls you almost always want to be at
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full health I mean if like it's like if
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you took one damage you don't want to
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waste the whole flask but like I was at
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zero and two gets me back to full so I
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should just use the two to get back to
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full yeah well it was more so like don't
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I forget who told me I think it
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was I forget if it was Kyle
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Alex or
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Nate but they were never like don't top
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off your health if you're like at around
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H half health or higher don't top off
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your health it's not worth
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it really he
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knows and you're
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dead what's aanda
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do I got punished for walking there was
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nowhere else to go he was going to he
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was going to run after me anyway man
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that guy need he needs to wash his hands
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jeez by the way like how you made jokes
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about dating the
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video but the date is on the save like
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at the bottom when you reload that's
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hilarious
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yeah it's like we're definitely
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recording in in in October these are
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coming out day up guys mhm now play
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exactly never mind the fact that you
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know yeah I don't I
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mean for me it's always been at least my
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general rle of thumb is you don't uh how
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can I help pop off your health if you
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just got hit like once Cinder yeah you
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want to make sure that like almost
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matches how much you get hit and that
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that makes sense I guess keep the noise
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down okay
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did that take a charge pick it's
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fine let me
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go man this entire video has been me
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grabbing the thing and then dying this
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is great this is this a good episode
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yeah I mean it's
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and
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yeah spawn die spawn die spawn die I'm
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going to have a lot of fun grabbing all
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of these death
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Clips it's going to be
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fun
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[Music]
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n
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[Music]
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so you might have to go into like that
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side room and
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wait no cuz that's where he spawning in
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in that side room no he do not the lad
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all
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right my little mouth
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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Chomp this game is so much
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fun that's another sound I need for my
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sound board well the issue is is that I
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think he always spawns once I start to
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leave but he either spawns in that room
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or spawns
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in that
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room so it's like and I've just I've
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just had the wrong
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5050 yeah yeah yeah
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yeah so I don't know what a fell to
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[Music]
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do how can I help you I need a
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compression
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cylinder components Warehouse Row one
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stack
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B just keep the noise down okay
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all
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righto take 87
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try
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[Music]
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to it's so nice of you
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save that makes
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sense because I don't want to have to do
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that another 18 time did
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you need to trigger him
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dying no to progress no I have to get to
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the elevator
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now which is that the elevator has an
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alien in front of it and people in front
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of
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it
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mhm so he spawns
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in I said he spawns in you feel tap on
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shoulder they know you're there
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though oh
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shoot that
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functioned
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light yeah my brother uses the molotov
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as a flashlight
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tap on
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shoulder my
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fella why did he come with to
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you is he just like me too man me too I
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don't I don't want to fight that either
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do they not does the alien not go after
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the Androids I thought he I don't think
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he does I thought he did
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wonder what kind of alah Hall they use
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it's Ry it says it on the bottle
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no it says it right there it says it's
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it's
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Ry r y you see it on the bottleneck I I
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I see it but I that's not that's not the
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exact kind of alcohol you
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dumbass what wonder what alcohol they
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use tells you the alcohol it's not the
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alcohol they use it's on the bottle
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never mind you don't said EOL if that
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helps it's Davenport
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R all right and then here's where I grab
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this guy I throw it down
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there oh
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nope that not work I didn't know he
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noticed me I wasn't I was crouched I
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wasn't making noise I guess I will
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simply go [ __ ] myself
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on camera
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no I was going to say I don't even have
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a
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camer okay my hand is hovering
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dangerously close to the x button for
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Discord should probably not hover over
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that maybe Aros has left the call well
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[ __ ]
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hey guys why is there a noise maker here
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is it one of
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ours excuse
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me all my Fells that
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scared me I thought it was the
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alien oh is he investigating the noise
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maker you
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threw no yes kill
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them
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yes does their hostility make the
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working Joe angry at you a that's my
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best friend that that
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stings kill them kill them yes
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murder death
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dismemberment scared Mr how did I cut
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myself hey we're friends we're
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buddies we're buddies no we're buddies
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no remember the jamb no remember the
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Jamba Juice the Jamba Juice they made
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them hostile towards you that's [ __ ]
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I cut myself
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[Music]
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somehow give me in
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Jo or the alien this game sucks this is
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the worst game ever
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actually I died to nothing okay take a
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deep
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breath all right and
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maybe maybe you should if you're trying
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to lure the alien there to kill
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them maybe you should I'll just let my
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dude do it this time he's going to go in
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he's going to chop him up yes but
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they're going to make the Android
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hostile to you I got a shock
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charge he's going to come in watch He's
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wait for
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it they're hearing holy
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[ __ ] Bella Reno oh do I have to use the
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noise maker might have to use the noise
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maker a lot less work it I I think
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that's why he's coming
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to murder them
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because he hears the noise
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maker we shouldn't have done that back
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there oh yeah hungry I'm going
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to a noise makeer that
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way I know it seems D but the elevator's
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that way this will get them all over
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there and then if the alien spawns we
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spawn over there
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yeah that's where you go
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there don't run towards meit I saw
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someone [ __ ] it's time it's time the
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safety of
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event right is this map
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say literally right out there
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hopefully he doesn't
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know he knows he knows small T get out
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of here get out of here get out of here
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so much fire and Badness in here get out
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is
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mine is he going to come back in
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though
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no the stun baton doesn't work on him oh
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you got to reload it for safety purposes
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think he scared of players you're dead I
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don't think
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so but did he come in the other
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[Music]
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way like I'm at the edge of my seat I am
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so hoping you don't die to this eding
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Jordan question mark exclamation point
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not not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual
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in the Hood at 3:00 a.m. the [ __ ]
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restore
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power [ __ ] I'm fine I'm fine he doesn't
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know no one will ever
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know oh that's what yeah that's what
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that's
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for
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[Music]
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that's I not don't I would not tempt it
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like that I like the tempt I just saved
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what do I have to lose
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peace yippe that only took 22
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minutes sorry I had to it was right
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there
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yo how convenient the save station right
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by
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right by my imminent death let's
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go yo Monsters Ink reference I was just
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about to say that I was just about to
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say that oh my
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god um
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the alien was right there do you want to
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make
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that bro she's the main character bro he
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she's the main character do you see
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that what is your current objective even
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like what what are you supposed to be
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doing here we go I took all my
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ammo self-defense yeah that's what we
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call it maybe you shouldn't have done
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that
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all right Ben drown calm
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down the alien's right behind you isn't
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he no what is that noise the doors oh
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are they
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okay the monster Inc
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doors always
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watching do they have bullets no oh yeah
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they
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do an almost worth it amount of
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[Music]
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bu reloading is a 17-step process yeah
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cuz you have to like reload one bullet
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at a time for the revolver it's so
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annoying why didn't I load in with quick
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mags this seems not
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fair
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S search it don't search it there search
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it
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nice
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nothing low power you need to restore
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the
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power there we go easy I didn't even
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need to restore the
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power who knows if there was something
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important on that terminal maybe it was
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the
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stash meat
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y yo device invalid you're
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invalid oh
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yeah
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interactive I made a joke with my
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brother when we were playing one time
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it's like imagine like going to those
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windows and just staring out at it with
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like the alien right next to you like
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temporary trth just staring out in the
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beautiful view that is
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space just for a moment peace for for
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moment isn't it so beautiful out there
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all right hat
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nope all right we start with uh Cavern
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Jesus door and J perfect
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easy I thought that just said I got
26:26
another achievement I thought I was just
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like you beat the eighth Mission like
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really that was
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it who drove a drew a Taco on there what
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the hell they knew I was coming Taco
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they drew a Taco on there look at it's a
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little taco it's wrapped up in the foil
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oh okay so all the alien would have to
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do to lure you in is draw a picture of a
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taco I sent you a clear directive not to
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land on station I told you we didn't
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hear your message we understood you
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would be hey
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identify
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yourself Ripley from the Torance relax
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kid relax kid you're pointing the gun
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idiot what the hell is going on here
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Marshall where's the security
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forces I am the security
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fores it's me I've seen the creature
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what is it I don't know something
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brought here by Marlo Captain indora the
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ship that found the flight recorder
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everyone else is
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just likew running around and the
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synthetics are less than friendly godamn
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Androids
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Ry Taylor needs attention Medical's a
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nogo we can't take her there we have a
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basic life support unit back at HQ then
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let's
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go we need the transit to get to HQ but
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it's down and there's only one person
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whose name is Ripley that can samel says
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you're an engineer go make yourself
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useful seeing as you screwed up the
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Trap yeah right we'll talk about that
28:04
later weits you protect them while I'm
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gone
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understood Ricardo get a lock on our
28:10
radio so we can stay in
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touch I don't have a gun
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Officer I can't wait to edit the video
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where you get off the transit and you
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see just come
28:26
in you see Sam do the ID animation you
28:29
just pop we really should hurry I really
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cannot wait for my brother to see
28:37
that oh my
28:41
God CL went up the
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stairs walking simulator PE out
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je remember
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the remember the maintenance check
29:04
jeez hey oh yeah goes left
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left oh
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man the treasure do you know what it's
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time for don't you do it don't you do it
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oh look look at my shoes first look at
29:29
those shoes next time on couch
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goblins me when it's time time for what
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time for next time on couch Goins what
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else would it be time
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for
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yeah the exit's right behind me isn't it
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all right I'm going to pause again I'm
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about to unpause and
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die yeah
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