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If that’s her real name. Back on the Sevastopol, The goblins must reunite with their crew, get what they need and get back to the Torrens. Alive.
This is episode 2, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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all right welome back got I I love your
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your gibberish that is it's fantastic
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every single time
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so
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airplanes all of them are
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cancelled keep moving all
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right just keep
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moving it's a it's a it's a I'm not even
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crouching this is a big little
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workstation up here he a massive I can't
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even look up that beeping a time
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bomb I found the source of the
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Mysterious Ticking Noise trust and
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done
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yep that one get you you not prepared
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for that one you're so stupid trust and
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done oh power who is n done I don't know
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but they're done and from Pokemon Gen 5
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of course
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oh that's black white right yeah I
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always forget which gen is
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which maintenance gen I need Jack to do
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maintenance Jack's
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lucky no he's not this is a broken ass
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ship he's got to do maintenance I feel
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bad for the
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man that's fair it's the real horrors of
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dead space that game you're literally
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the only maintenance man on a ship that
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keeps breaking that's the true horror
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not the deadly
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aliens well I heard somebody go through
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and they were talking about
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how who was it I forget I was watching a
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video or
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something and it he was like well the
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reason that the first game is the
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scariest is you're playing but the
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perspective of what's his
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name yeah so the first game is
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terrifying because you're living it for
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the first time the second one is still
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kind of bad and your it's got to be the
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exit up ahead you're [ __ ] the Marshalls
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sorry you're kind
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of you know you're you're experiencing
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it again and you're kind of used to it
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and then the third one is
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well here we go
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again cuz the third one's not scary not
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really from what I've heard scary at all
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no the first two are like horror and
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then the third one's kind of the the
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time where games are going way too
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action heavy
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mhm you can see in games like Resident
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Evil 6 the reason they suck is because
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it's not even a horror game anymore it's
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action and then that's why everyone was
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like oh my gosh Resident Evil 7 going
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back to the
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roots [ __ ] hey are you
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jack you got to do
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maintenance I why you why'd you spill
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your Kool-Aid man you got maintenance to
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do open oh something did open
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huzzah space
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butthole cling the
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stuff very dark only I had some sort of
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light
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temporarily oh
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well
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yo collect an ID tag thank you
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maintenance man
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Jack you're you're you're fired I think
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I need this more than you
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do maybe you should clean off the
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Kool-Aid first I got the maintenance
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Ripley
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ah oh both
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hey press every button on your keyboard
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how to make your your setup explode
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101 apparently she needs to go back
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through the uh lockout tagout uh
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training from her first
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jobs yo a sensor
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yo scrap and lore interview subject
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war did I say that right
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Heist heast if you can't even tell me
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your name we're going to be here a hell
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of a long time oh hi oh save I just want
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to know about your boss now that I'm the
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maintenance woman of the ship you all
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into lot of
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trouble going to be accountable November
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damn 23 someone's
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accountable no
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H Turner turn off the
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tape maybe our friend here no turn off
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the tape not the
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game BR the
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black stay still not very nice okay okay
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I'm the maintenance woman turn
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around making sure your room's getting
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no AC come
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on I'm Ripley where'd you come from
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Ripley off
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a ship like he says that as if he
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doesn't believe what her name
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is that's good news are not so good here
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if that is your real
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name I saw
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it but
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lady that's the least of our
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problems yeah yeah something's on the
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station something you wouldn't believe
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like what a killer you get it is that
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you are you you the killer yes he's the
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alien in Disguise okay just Zip Zip down
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his face it's me I'm the alien it is
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I I was boarding with two colleagues
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what's the what's the family I cut away
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for alien I'm going to eat you with my
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little
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mouth I'm going to eat you with my
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little mouth too oh no cuz you seem to
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know your way around I'm so happy you
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remember the from me place on the ship
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they pull they pull up that voice at
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like any any moment ever I love it I can
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trust you oh it's hilarious I need to
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find CS I need to Conta I also love
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their uh Star Wars parody oh like the
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whole yeah they did like the actual
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full-on episodes it was great the the
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The Abridged versions of the of the the
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good
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Trilogy go yo we're friends I didn't
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even listen in the cire it's quite a
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distance but we could get to Transit
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through the freight area I just hold the
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buttons and then it does it
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automatically sh yes we can get into all
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sorts of trouble there
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okay is that you following me back there
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had to keep my distance can't take any
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chances yeah apparently and I never
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noticed this but apparently if you look
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you see his
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shadow hey don't
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move okay okay we're not looking for
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trouble who are you I'm John this is
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Ringo
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this is Ringo Sor we're trying to get to
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comms can you help us we don't need
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we're trying to find the other beetles
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don't tell them anything look I've got
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the elevator working Jana let's go okay
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I I'm sorry good
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luck bye guys nice KN it was nice
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knowing
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you nice one there John what the hell
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was that about why are you so damn
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aggressive everyone's running [ __ ]
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scared keeping to their own safer that
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way I hope this ship of yours hang on I
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got to I got to do something real quick
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give me a
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second what are you doing that's for
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emergencies only I know it's an
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emergency I do it every single time
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life's an emergency hold up let me get
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the
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elevator allow me place is old needs a
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special
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touch a how sweet well what are you
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waiting for
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hit the button yo you need a good old
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cup of
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Joe I need me a good old cup of joe I
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finish my I like how he's like here let
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me get the elevator it requires a
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special touch right now what are you
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waiting for press the
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button get to the ship we can back breed
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each other's here a short guy all you
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want yeah when we get to my ship he's
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also SL know what's Terri right [ __ ]
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now PR or something the imposture takes
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away 10 in killer a killer what does
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that even mean I ain't seen it but it's
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here picking us off one by one what are
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you say stop getting picked off L plus
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ratio plus you're bad plus you're bald
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plus you don't have a gun plus you're
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dumb St it why don't you wear the
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bandan oh my God people take you
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seriously can't Sprint in this section
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what why would you sprint when this is a
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game that requires heavily on stealth sh
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we need to
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move get down what was
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that nothing heang let me you are
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very very
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lucky
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nuh yeah you need to move because he
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needs to open that vent for you you guys
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can vent SC I'm calling we're the
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imposters yes you were the Impostors the
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whole entire time trouble
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we'll have to go random follow
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me
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oh
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[Music]
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oh friends of yours I've had Runnings
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with those guys before they don't like
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strangers even nice guys like me I'm
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shocked I'm ain't pulling your chain
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darling you want to go and say hello
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it's your funeral
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those guns aren't for sure someone
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should be doing something they are it's
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called
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surviving it's called Walking very
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slowly in a
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vent how suspicious everyone's tunning
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on each other the fear it makes people
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crazy I've noticed crazy I was crazy
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once they locked me in a room a rubber
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room Y is that an item living
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here what can I say my Butler's on
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holiday objective of
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stay close to
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Axel I can just yink that gun been
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hunkered down here for a week now
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waiting for emergency this is an
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emergency guess how convenient he has a
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safe station in his room he might need
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it it can get pretty dark around here
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you should just save it reload and try
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again y That's not a flashlight
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just be careful not to flash it around
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you don't want to get
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caught hold F to reload the
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flashlight with batteries dumb
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ass it's just a funny
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term I mean yeah they could have used a
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different word for it but bro you got
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some fresh
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kicks was good to have a good second
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pair of shoes this way are think the
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same kind of shoes that he's currently
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wearing listen man
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hey when you get the kind of shoes that
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you white like I mean there's nothing
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wrong with that somewhere I'm so I
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wouldn't forget it Flashlight
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batteries how about you look around
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we're not going anywhere until you find
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that
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vent
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Fu that that's normal um yeah we'll go
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with
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that that's event well it is but it's
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not the event you need I hate this
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place
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batteries happened
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again I
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that's to be fair I am I am the breaker
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of video games 2014 game by the way I'm
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coming I can't believe they didn't patch
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it after all this time this game should
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be
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Flawless been out for so long see I mean
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it's got it cover
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it is a good game and it aged really
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well um come
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on it runs so smoothly on Xbox for
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example it's a good game it's a
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game yeah move your move your ass not
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smart to stay here too long yeah then
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move here and tell you it's not safe to
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stay nice ass this the way everyone
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travels around here just those that want
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to stay alive sweetheart sweetheart
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sweetheart that accent though Tor so
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that's your ship huh little bit I own it
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my name's on it quiet I pay the mortgage
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something yeah I hear you we'll
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do got to go meet the others something's
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going down there's always something
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going down come on we don't want to piss
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him
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off come on we don't want
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to we we don't want to piss him off um
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perfect
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game perfect game by the way yo is that
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a save station give me one second it's
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an
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emergency look both ways before saving
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the
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game I didn't even do that
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okay go be quiet here don't shine that
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flashlight
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quietly didn't even do
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anything follow him hold up what's the
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emergency someone else has been here
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yeah what is the emergency stay alert
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keep your guns tight shoot anyone you
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don't know um sir I can't my gun tight
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you know how guns work they're armed too
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many of them are take
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on take
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on we still got to get through there the
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door in the
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end
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how let's try a distraction the
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generator if that went down they'd have
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to check it out you're smaller than me
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you'll make less
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noise
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great which one of you checked our
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supplies last I did what's up you decide
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to help yourself a little what the the
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[ __ ] is that supposed to mean he's been
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with me the whole time we're missing
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food ammo meds if it's not one of us low
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to the ground stay low stay
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frosty I think there's a I think there's
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a to somewhere you have to go into what
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about the lock Jo R like the kind of on
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the ground jump from there seal tight
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eyes open keep your guns ready someone's
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going to the maybe I got to wait for
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them to like start moving around godamn
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store clerk yeah you're trying to get a
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distract like you're trying to cause be
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fair they're all facing away from
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me yeah you might be able to
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get the no one has pereral Vision that
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doesn't
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exist is that an open window next to you
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can you climb through that no it's
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closed
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window oh you can go through here
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though I think and there's the vent that
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I was referring
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to although I think
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and then get into the vent really
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quickly and hide run for your
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life for your
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life it just turned itself off no
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somebody's
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here check it out everyone with
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me rude
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doesn't seem to be broken how would you
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know Einstein this way let's keep it
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down it's still close by follow me n I'm
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leading the charge with my emergency
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situation it's an
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emergency how much further nearly there
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Transit just have ahead let's just hope
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your ship's still
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here sasal not quite what you're
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expecting
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eh it's power it down the [ __ ] have
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cut us
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off got it we need to activate both
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consoles at the same time to open it
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I'll do this one you go to the one on
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the other side
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okay this is going to end perfectly I
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see nothing wrong with here on three 1 2
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3 behind
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you there's someone behind
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you me when I'm hit from to get here now
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I've got the phix son of a [ __ ]
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youm nice good job [ __ ] oh yeah
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absolutely let's go the others are on
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their
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way we need to go no hey you
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bastards move it shoot
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him this the first time for everything
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all right
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[Laughter]
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man come
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on you killed that guy because he was
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going to kill me you saved my life you
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notice that the vent is druing this is
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about
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that's normal as a as a as a brand new
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maintenance woman uh it's completely
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normal you hear
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something yes look up I hear
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something
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Axel [ __ ] have I got on me
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damn I
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guess was that
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thing damn it I don't have the I don't
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have the sound effect damn it no where
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did it go who took it away from me keep
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moving [ __ ] all right never
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mind I didn't have a really funny joke
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lined up where I
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go someone took it away where did it
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go uh I need a I I wish I had a
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soundboard type of
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thing I have a stream deck I could
20:05
easily set one
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up I have a my keyboard has the the six
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buttons on the side that I have no idea
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how to
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activate um I think it's like you I
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think it works only if you have a stream
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deck I think you are able I think you
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are able to download the stream deck
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software and just use those cuz Nate
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used to have that they were like the G
20:32
keys or whatever the hell they called
20:34
them yeah um I think he was able to just
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download stream the stream deck software
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and use them anyway see I did that
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stream deck was like I don't detect
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anything I like all
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right
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yeah a lot of noise for the nothing
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that's going on um are you supposed to
20:57
be like moving around and doing
20:58
something or oh this is coming the this
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is just taking a while to get here
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okay that was the second mission easy
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peasy lemon squeezy and there are like
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only 16 more missions you got this i got
21:15
this although that's um something for
21:18
next time is it something for next time
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it is something for next time I guess
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it's something for next
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time I mean
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yeah I already hit I already hit pause
21:30
it's already something for next time is
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something for next time that's life
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right there yeah so
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uh not too bad you haven't died yet true
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true you you've uh you've done the
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surviving I have survived I killed a man
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and
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then uh he then asked on Reddit why
21:50
someone kept teabagging over him once he
21:55
died oh my
21:59
you get that joke did you not see that
22:02
reference I don't I don't think I've
22:04
ever I don't think I know ever
22:05
referencing but I know why you said it
22:08
because you bag the guy I didn't realize
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that it was a reference to there's a
22:11
there's a there's a post on Reddit where
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it's something something like um uh it
22:17
was obviously like a child like asking
22:19
the question was like Hey this guy
22:20
killed me in Halo and every time he
22:21
killed me he kept crouching over top of
22:23
me why is he doing this cuz they're used
22:25
to like you die in fortnite you get like
22:27
greed on or whatever the [ __ ]
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[ __ ] it was like it was like it was like
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a sign of the times
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