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Life Finds A Way | Alien: Isolation (19)
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Jul 4, 2025
Something has survived, shoot again! Wait. This is episode 19, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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the couch gobbles i think we were doing
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stuff we were going to the reactor
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that's what i remember
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man i'd hate to be that one person that
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like uh that watches all these back to
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back and like "oh man i can't wait for
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them to know exactly what to do next
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time." and then now we're here
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also i forgot to mention to you i
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switched up some sound settings so
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damn it my audio is either going to be
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perfect or terrible sorry editing jordan
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you as pj sound good
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all right i don't know how obs me is
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going to sound
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well we'll find out i'm sure it'll be
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fine safety protocols how's sylvestable
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safety protocols
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he really
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he's going to yo i got the bolt gun ah
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yes now that's a lot of damage
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that's good
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yeah the bulldog i think you have to
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like press and hold for it to like
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charge up i noticed
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so
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as a wise man once said get [ __ ]
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that's good same i'm going to turn this
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down just in case on the on my audio
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side what's the worst that could happen
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[Music]
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i think we have to go to the reactor do
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the thing with the reactor and then 6832
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perfect
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you did it you have the code
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yeah that's so stupid here's the
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passcode for something they use on the
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same computer yeah no it's a it's a
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perfect idea i don't know what you're
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talking about it's like putting the
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sticky note of your password like on
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your monitor is that not what you're
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supposed to do
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what is your password seven
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actually that's something i really hate
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about windows 11
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is you're stuck with an accountbased
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that's why that's why i'm still on
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windows 10
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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i mean it's not bad but actually you
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might be able if you do like one of the
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other installation methods you might be
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able to do uh double whoops double
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whoops ah we're fine are you sure yeah
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we're we're double fine we're optifine
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remember that remember that remember
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that remember optifine
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all right i forgot to start a stopwatch
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it's fine i i am the stopwatch you just
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have to trust me
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i mean do i trust you well it doesn't
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matter you have to now i am the
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stopwatch
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yo was that another shotgun nice now
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those are your weapons back oh yeah i
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forgot i lost them it's been so long
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you'll need them why would i need them
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uh no reason those robots are extremely
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annoying so that you might have to use
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them to get rid of them
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no other reason
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[Music]
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call it a couple episodes ago give him
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the old texas hello or whatever give him
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the old texas good morning oh good
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morning that's right that's right
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this place looks nice
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it does the return of the ricardio h yes
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the top of ricardo
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yes yes lucario
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lucario now yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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yes yes
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top of lucario is that your favorite
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pokemon no what is your favorite i
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stupid question i know what your
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favorite pokemon is it's minecraft steve
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he was about to grab you
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the animation started and now you do now
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all of the androids around here are
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going to walk towards you very slowly
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but menacingly
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he's just standing there menacingly
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nice and there goes his head
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it's still there okay
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nice
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i should do that a third time you should
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and maybe a fourth
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boom head shot boom head shot
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will you shut up back there jeez so loud
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and disrespectful
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you're all robots why do you have
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emotions
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why are you choking
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this way
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as opposed to that way yeah you got to
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go this way
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i thought we were in outer freaking
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space how is it raining
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i might be like cooling or something
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maybe
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or i guess it's raining inside like a
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sprinkler system for yeah it's the
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sprinklers
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observe the sprinklers
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we're doing so good so far that can
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summon the alien i'm sorry i said we're
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doing so good so far
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we are the best god no
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oh
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i bet this is fine
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just in case i didn't have a
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flamethrower before ricardo they're all
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here
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everyone that's missing everyone they're
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trapped in everyone there are exits it's
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like a farm [ __ ] just get out of there
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now
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the platform from the conduits down here
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nice
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this looks fun oh it's an emergency i
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forgot how do i always forget it's an
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emergency whenever you need it to be
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[ __ ] save
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disappointed
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unacceptable
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he looks like he's seen better days ah
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oh that was easy
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you're wrecked idiot yeah luckily you
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don't have to worry about those the
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alien doesn't exist
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am i getting am i getting molotov
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makings
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oh it went boom conduit
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interface buttons
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beep beep beep
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pull the lever pull the lever wrong
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lever it seems to be the right lever
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yeah
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i might craft some of these i feel like
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they might be useful you hear loud
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footsteps no did you okay i thought i
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did you need to get your ears checked
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actually i probably should because my
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eyes
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um at the time of recording this i'm um
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dead going to be 26 this month which
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means i'm off my parents' insurance
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i get to get a blood draw tomorrow
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my goodness the game is so much louder
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than i remember
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oh
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that's not fair
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that was very not fair
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very un very professional very not cool
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personally i think
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but the alien isn't is dead the on the
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ship anymore that was not fair i was
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unprepared
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there's a disney villain song about
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being prepared yeah well i'm not a
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disney villain probably my probably one
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of my favorite villain songs for disney
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screw all these eggs
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screw these eggs speaking of fire
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hellfire is a good villain song as well
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making my medkits again i'm upset you
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just ignoring me as if you're being
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upset
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as per the upsetness
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button button button button button maybe
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you should save
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after you activate this see i was
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running back towards the that thing
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and um also don't run cuz you ran into
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him to give him a hug well i didn't know
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he was here i thought it was just the
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face [ __ ] all right man i thought it
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was just the face people you ran right
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into her as if i didn't know that i
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wasn't privy to the fact that they were
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here all right
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i mean the sarcasm of oh the alien's
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definitely gone listen listen listen i
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thought that was the end of alien
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isolation i thought we were in face
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hugger isolation all right
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and we moved on i thought it was the dlc
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all right it's not my fault
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there's name of the episode
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name of this episode face hugger
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isolation
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yoink
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god damn it dog why do you always bark
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when i'm recording my dog when the dog
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is a dog also my dog
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you're so stupid what it's just a dog
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being a dog you're the one that got it
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you have to deal with the fact that your
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dog is a dog
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mhm
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what you feel like you don't like what
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i'm saying cuz it's the truth i mean i'm
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just kind of wondering like what the
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[ __ ] is wrong with you what
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is you saying it's my fault that your
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dog's barking
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said that
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i mean are you actually in my house
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recording this no we're on the same
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couch yes it's i am the reason your dog
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doesn't like me hey i'm sorry
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no
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oh there's loud beeping but it also
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doesn't say that there's enemies nearby
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so i don't know what to think
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you should be worried very very worried
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one tool the game's taught me how to use
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now no longer functions
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which is my
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little this thing
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cuz now it says they're everywhere at
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all times
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that i mean that's just a motion tracker
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it's detecting motion so i mean oh
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jeez
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okay i'm going to admit that got me that
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got me i didn't even know there was a
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thing here yeah look up
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nothing even to do out here
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i thought i was opening this room for
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some reason you look for a vent um i saw
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a playthrough of this and he spent an
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hour looking through
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the area and didn't realize there was a
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vent he had to crawl through oh cool
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you turn around
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i can smell you i can smell you creeping
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around
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yeah but this is where i came with the
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floating gun like i already came here
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i i left this gun here
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here ghost hold my gun for me yeah i
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think there's like look in the walls cuz
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there's like a vent um walls i mean yeah
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but ooh you don't see me i'm just a lone
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egg all right all right put your hands
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up put your hands up you're going to
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stay still we're going to we're going to
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talk this out i don't think she's much
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for talking too bad we're talking this
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out
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there we go
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easy peasy
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hey you just blown from stupid town
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really what
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he's the guy that died i'm alive i can
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make fun of him that's how being alive
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works
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wow okay did you just make fun of dead
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people dead people have rights
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no it's just like i i wasn't expecting
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that kind of that kind of never mind you
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got to respect the dead people and
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respect my authority where's my molotov
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there it is apparently she didn't see
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you yeah that's why i was spending my
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time getting my molotov
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is she going to med kit up real quick is
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she stupid
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where's my molotov
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i threw the molotov i just want to point
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that out
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well hey there
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well ha
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well howdy she she gave you the uh texas
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good morning
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she made me go texas good night
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i stuff okay for [ __ ] sake
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i'm walking slowly that's the wrong way
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in we go
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what a nice place
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very moist
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a lot more tense than the rest of the
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game's been so far
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really
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it's a lot more dark and gritty in here
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i'm fine
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oh that ladder doesn't even go anywhere
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hey hi
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best you best get out of here
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thank you
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this is this is the world's best ladder
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i i'm forced to be crouching oh wait
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this way i will say i'm actually
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surprised i don't think you've
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died to walking under a vent with him in
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it
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her in it what's my vent i have the i
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have the real estate space on it it's
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free real estate well no it's not cuz
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it's mine
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it's my real estate nobody can have it
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but me mhm i think this is a nothing
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room this this room was a nothing burger
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i think i've died once to the vent
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i distinctly remember being under a vent
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and them landing on top of me
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i know that you were shot by humans
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while you were in a vent because
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you misunderstood what i was telling you
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to do no i feel like i've died to the
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alien while i was in like i was
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underneath one of these and she fell on
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me oh maybe i feel like maybe once
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hi there you should come towards me it's
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a good idea
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tiptoeing in my jordans
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for [ __ ] sake
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no no no no no no is there two
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there's two
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i don't there was a tail over there and
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this one's right here there's [ __ ]
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two of them
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oh i'm saving [ __ ] a mama alien and a
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and a daddy alien love each other i
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thought they were like bees cuz i
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thought there was like the queen and
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then nothing else i thought too but
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now there's a mom alien and daddy alien
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yeah what are you going to do get out of
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here thank you
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oh there's a locking mechanism i got to
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disable how hard is this going to be to
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find that no power
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what about the flat what do you mean my
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batteries are maxed out i have zero
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battery
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like oh your batter is maxed out it's
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like um what's the button to reload your
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battery are you that is a fantastic
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question
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hi
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cuz maybe you're just pressing the wrong
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button we're going to molotovs
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oh i'm dead
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jeez well then
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me when the
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[ __ ] sake all right so i got to find a
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power
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i got to go over here to then display
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that message of find the power
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i mean we learned that you don't
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technically have to
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i'm just going to a [ __ ] that way it
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doesn't go anywhere
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i'm just going to run like what's the
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worst that could happen what are they
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going to do kill me the first death of
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this episode begs to no we don't we
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don't talk about that that probably
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didn't happen i i think we have to talk
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about that no it probably didn't happen
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giving you ran into her giving giving
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her a giant hug cuz you missed her so
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much it's it's been too long it has been
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all right so next time on couch goblins
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uh when i don't die to aliens has it
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really been that long it's it's been 20
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minutes
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it's been 20 minutes of me running
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around aimlessly dying for 20 minutes
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[Laughter]
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best 20 minutes of my life i see nothing
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wrong with that at all
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uh
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i am proud of you 20 minutes good job 20
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minutes is all i can spare to play with
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you
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i feel like i feel like that reference
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is too high next week
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no it's a wesker reference
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