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Ripley helps restore power to the lab, in an attempt to save the Sevastopol.
This is episode 15, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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couch comes i forgot what I was doing i think I'm going through here doing stuff i think I go past this i
0:09
mean there's this wonderful thing that you have called a map
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the map's stupid okay so yeah to go through that and loop around to go to the other way
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that's the direction you came from though see that's why I said I don't know what I'm doing remember that part remember when I said I don't know what
0:30
I'm doing remember that part you can't go through that little I tried i pushed up I pushed up onto it
0:37
and it said no oh okay do you think I Do you think I didn't try that i I like pushed up
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against it you could have been full of [ __ ] you never know
0:48
there we go see I got to do that much easier ah there you go you just didn't
0:55
do the thing correctly man I hate going to the school
1:02
bathroom can't see [ __ ] in Detroit jeez
1:09
two backto back slammers huh it's the elevator
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it's the elevator time erected
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yep kg348 it's still the same miss
1:27
it's still the same mission yeah but you're on an elevator
1:34
no I mean like I haven't gotten achievement that I' I've completed the mission in a while
1:40
yeah this is a longer one I think y cuz I think I know the end of this chapter
1:45
and I'm not sure if you remember this uh cuz you you said you played this
1:51
game before right uh I don't think I've gone this far really so you're blind at
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this point uh I think I've been blind for a little bit okay yeah um I think I
2:03
think I stopped before the uh the walk of forever that's that was the my stopping point last time the the the
2:08
walking simulator okay yeah yep yep yep
2:20
it's so nice not being It's so nice not being made fun of on stream anymore for the chair for my chair what do you mean
2:26
think your squeaky chair cuz I used to have like I used to be in my old kitchen
2:32
table chair that was like a really uncomfortable wooden thing
2:40
um but I got a gaming chair
2:46
it's a $200 chair but I got it for 50
2:53
bucks from where I work like they for like Christmas last year they sold it
2:58
for like a week it sold out within a week i thought my dumbass almost said the exact place you work like an idiot i
3:06
mean it's been said in stream before but yeah um which I don't I don't like it
3:12
but yeah they sold it for like a week and I had it sent to Nate's house
3:19
because it was dead what a what a file name
3:24
um I paid like $2 extra just to have it shipped to Nate's house because I mean
3:31
it felt stupid to pick it up at work or something like that actually you know what it was i was in Hawaii
3:38
when I placed the order it was a summer item they had a cheaper piece of [ __ ]
3:44
for Black Friday and stuff like that
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which by this point which by this point in this upload order it probably is
3:56
around that time or past that time we're probably there's probably snow on the ground for
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me by the time we're this is uploaded i can assure you there's no snow on the ground for me [ __ ] you and I'm very sad
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about it it's this part it's this part oh real bad
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designed to help deos
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yo is that a can of Kelper kepler kepler kppler kepler kepler
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nice molotov i don't know what exactly you're
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supposed to be doing at this point grabbing resources like I know what part you're
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at but the Jesus that wasn't nice um I
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supposed to like go to down over here i recommend you hide why what if I want them to try because he's going to make
5:02
an attempt to murder you if you're not careful he's pattering
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that's fine i'm just faster he just is waiting patiently right behind you come on man i got to get in
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here
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why do I got to be the guinea pig because you volunteered to go and do the
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mission remember it's like "Hey we have a plan i'll do it what can I do to help?"
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You don't remember that i I mean I do but like I don't know why I volunteered so quickly i mean
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because you are kind of intruding like he held a gun to your head in a couple
5:50
episodes ago yeah but like still feel like I shouldn't have
5:55
done that like I could be sitting down eating potato
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chips it'd be much better much better use of my time i mean yeah but at this
6:07
point can you guarantee that there are potato chips here yeah I just I just passed up a can of Kepler no that's a
6:14
fair point yeah
6:27
the noise maker i guess I like having them this might be a longer episode because I have a place that I want to
6:33
stop this episode i just I just never get there i know what happens and if depending on how you
6:42
are doing um I have a I know where I want to
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stop this episode if you do make it what if I speedrun and I'm there in like 2 minutes um then we'll end the episode
6:54
here not kidding but I I highly doubt because there's a huge stealth portion
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um I don't think you would to do it in two minutes beep beep beep beep i'm going to press
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this first beep beep it's an emergency don't you know are you
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sure you want to do that yep
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pull the lever crunk hey it was the right lever this time are
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you sure it was cuz it seems like things are like it's glowing blue when is blue ever been bad
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count on D's idiot
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i mean I say that a lot
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i think he's Oh never mind she's there
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i think they walked away
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um actually I want to go this way
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security got to be quick got to be quick got to be quick got to be quick got to be quick got to be quick
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are you being quick though quick enough i mean I guess fair enough
8:30
oh I got to go through the thing all right good go that way
8:35
time to drink the last of my coffee
8:42
pumpkin spice you're still on the pumpkin spice [ __ ] well listen man i I drink in my coffee
8:49
slowly by this point it's December yeah you don't want too much caffeine in
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your system all right i'm on my second Dr pepper and that's
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after I drink a cup of coffee
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oh I'm not looking forward to tomorrow what happens tomorrow i have my Oh [ __ ]
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i turned 26 next month i have to be be on my own insurance physical oh nice
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tomorrow yeah and I'm overdue for my tetanus shot i'm overdue for Wait you're
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26 i'm 26 next month yeah that's wild
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oh jeez okay that he was giving you he was giving you
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your 26th birthday hug it's not until next month he's a little bit early well it's December right now
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so your your birthday's in January I guess that's That's wild
9:57
at the time of recording this yeah i'm only I'm only 22 jeez
10:05
it's very unfortunate that I went from like Where'd you go i go this way it's very
10:12
weird that I went from like the youngest in all my friend groups to like the most middle-aged in all the friend groups
10:20
in the span of like very quick i'm going to send you a joke on Discord that I
10:25
probably won't be able to say in the recording i hope it's the joke that I was thinking of saying in the
10:36
recording i got to see if you pass the vibe check and give me the proper joke
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i'm just going to hold the flamethrower
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[Laughter] it was similar it was similar okay okay
11:03
why did you No I was right there you [ __ ] don't do this to me i have a feeling you
11:10
[ __ ] did this to me it's okay there's an emergency air drop or emergency evac
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okay so um about that stop point i don't think that'll be a a good stopping point
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anymore yeah it's cuz I [ __ ] bulleted uh my choking to death
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no not uh we're not to the point that I wanted to stop at yet
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we're not there quite yet might be a shorter video type beat
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yeah we're I wanted it to stop the episode
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after um getting back to Sylvester proper
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right for sure you're going to wake up aren't you no your eyes aren't on all right I'm fine your eyes aren't on his
12:09
eyes weren't on look look with your special eyes hide cuz it's going to take a while get in the vent get in the vent
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below you or that just enough
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yeah but I think it's still going to take a while so you might I got a
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muff oh there's a can in there
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i can't tell what side is coming from okay nope
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i'm fine yes no you're not okay i don't think I've
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seen that death animation yet man now I got to go back 18 decades i knew I should have hit the [ __ ] save point
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before I did that yeah you probably should this time around hey we might still be able to stop at that stop point
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that I wanted to after all yippee yippee
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that's it
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oh man we're going to kill you
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Ripley you're not wrong
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um hat X uh stop and F
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nice easy peasy not Jesus this time not Jesus that was not a cross that was the
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letter F there was no Jesus in there i was just saying that wasn't part of the call back
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code please remain calm and proceed to the nearest
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I'm sorry
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wait that piece of [ __ ] i hope he gets this comeuppets
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and good thing this is the only alien
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You're totally right there's only one alien
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there isn't like a whole colony of these [ __ ] oh absolutely
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not ah sorry pause game
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i sneezed sneezed pause game sneeze brains out anyway anyway
15:07
this airlock system is like let me put my cat on the mic
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what pull the lever
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crank the alien actually goes on the airlock with you and gets blasted into
15:35
space and does the spacew walk with you yeah man
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you'll get an objective update saying get to the airlock when um it's Yeah I
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assumed I'm just waiting i'm just trying to stay like ready in case he tries to like jump
15:56
out from anywhere flamethrower arson is always the answer kids
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okay i don't know he's still up there he is
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i was just about to ask if you had a noise maker i have three mhm
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that's fair enough i love having good ears
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i mean it's kind of hard to
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You wrecked idiot okay now put on your
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uh Yeah woot woot
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how convenient that it it waited for you to uh Very convenient
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like why are there no quick time events in this section i'm good at quick time events
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i mean I can be if I'm expecting them like oh this Well I mean what I
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mean is like if it's a scene that I can tell like oh this is definitely going to be a quick time event that's what I
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meant
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that and if it's the same button every time it's like oh if it's the same
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button every time it's a very ineffective quick time event i
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mean still man that was a good Now now we're just
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playing space the alien's gone forever uhhuh yeah absolutely it is
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are you a right or left changing pod kind of guy
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hello it's like a weird personality test anyone hear me is that you
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yes wait me son of a [ __ ] you locked me in you lab in I had
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no choice no choice at all me when I had no choice also me when I had no choice i
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wonder I hope he gives us comeuppets by any means necessary yeah use me as
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bait i mean to die and it godamn worked it godamn worked i
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got that thing into the gas giant the station's safe
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though and there's the fact that you're a heartless bastard i'm heading back to the bureau we can discuss your message
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there ripley out and I like almost never have to use
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the flashlight why is it even in the game
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um because if you set the brightness to how you were supposed to i did
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i mean I can go back and and play that clip it's right here i can I can show you right here is it video it's
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video it's barely visible cuz if I go back one it's See okay boom you happy you happy now you happy now i swear I
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set it to like whatever i swear I didn't set it that high i mean we're we're making a series out of this so I mean
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it's got to be unwatchable i mean it it makes sense to have it brighter for a series
19:56
but if you if you watch certain let's plays of this game where they actually
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set the brightness to where it's barely visible i think it's an OBS thing
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actually cuz I remember when I was doing um Damn how do I not have any
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scrap what okay whatever oh it's cuz I have too many that's why so make
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flashbang then going to use my resources because I hate having to pass things up it was
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when I was playing the Amnesia uh was back when I still had two monitors uh I had OBS in the left monitor and when I
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was like man I could barely see things i'm going to use my lantern i'd look over at OBS and be like damn it's so bright in there for no reason so I just
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wouldn't need the lantern i just look at OBS it was like built-in cheats it was great i've already been
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here shotgun into my heart you got one no [ __ ] it once come on
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this is not how Okay whatever there's already a bullet ready
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to fly so I mean you don't really need to worry about it you're good hey this is where uh you met what's his
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name now I can use my ion torch this is where you met Axel
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what if I want them to kill me what if I want them to try
21:28
nah this is use the shotgun what a good achievement
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i mean it's seems kind of like a useless achievement yeah but there's
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a reminds me to I heard a story about a developer
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where he made it so the save data for the game is your achievement are your
21:57
achievements yeah I forgot what game that is i forget it i forget what it was
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but um you're so like you can download the game from a third party site and try
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to play a cracked version but you better be ready to beat the game in one sitting because you're you can't save my friend
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that's it you're cooked
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yeah I'm in to be honest that guy that was
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telling that made the game cuz he streams and stuff like that he kind of seems like a dick
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he's a son of a [ __ ] he doesn't even like fish and chips
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he only likes beans on chips you can get a map behind you in that hallway the hallway
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to your That hallway on your right no I got to open this first [ __ ] you i got to get my compound B and
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then not make the same joke the 18th time what joke are you pipe bomb
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pipe bomb oh lord all my homies love pipe bomb can
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I get two maps no it's only one to go yeah are you a right or left map kind of
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guy it's kind of like a weird personality
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test yo oh my goodness i'm getting all the flamethrower fuel um those guys are
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hostile to you you don't know that i do know that i
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know everything that was a quick That was a hell of a reach there Ripley
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i know everything about a film i've seen over 240 of them
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that where I'm supposed to go no it it is where you're supposed to go no I got to go through here first
23:52
oh you have to trigger the you have to trigger the space marba to open the door for you space Roomba wasn't doing
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nothing i'm not using ammo you have to go you have to go you have to go around to the the back side of him and press
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the button on the space Roomba and he'll open the door for you i'm not going to have you be lost just like um
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Wonder if I can shoot through this you can't cuz they can't either they they'll shoot at you and I think some of their
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bullets hit but like most of them don't it's actually kind of funny
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damn wait up
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i'm Maruma oh [ __ ]
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what um I'm going to send you a message and
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you can just kind of stay in the recording yes or no i hope it's I hope it's something super
24:50
serious and the FBI has to look at this video no FDA
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fda i disapprove i hate the FDA
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uh Smash uh yes I do yes that's um recall yeah I
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I'm I'm I'm living with that they just expanded it apparently
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uh it's like been a thing for a while did it just Did it Did it do a double take
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um let me I'm going to pull up the article hang on a minute all right yeah cuz this is a thing I've been working
25:32
with for a while it was actually very funny because the recall happened right
25:38
and like everybody was like "Oh that's fine." And then all of a sudden there was like a apparently like a lawsuit or whatever and then that's when everyone's
25:44
like I can't support I can't support that because there's like I'd be going against a lawsuit that'd be like yeah it
25:51
was like people were dying because of was like yeah I'm still going to buy the buy this product it's really good i like it and then the second there's a lawsuit
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was like I'm not buying that product it's terrible i can't support it it's like all right um apparently it has been
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Yeah from from my knowledge uh on it it was a thing it happened and then they
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shut down that facility and then uh yeah and then they're they're not
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reopening it till they figure out what the like why it happened which is you know proper
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precautions I can you know it shouldn't happen but at least you're doing the right precautions you know what I mean yeah so yeah the last update was the uh
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July 30th so yeah I it's a bad for me try to decipher that code viewer
26:38
that's the the first time that I've heard of it i didn't really talk about it cuz like I don't I don't want to say
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I don't care but it's just like doesn't it's like a damn it sucks that it happened anyway i'm going to keep making
26:52
turkey sandwiches you know i I I didn't buy that product anyway
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jeez UV light look at all that glowing text i wonder what they used to write to graffiti the walls you don't want to
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know it's glowing exactly i don't want to know you don't want to walk past the
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objective yes I did no it's in the vent i would have
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never checked the vent wait it's Ripley what's going on with the androids i don't know what about the change in
27:24
alert status damn it i don't know i'm trying to contact Samuels maybe he knows
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what the hell Apollo is playing at
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why is there a stun baton and a singular piece of ammunition in
27:53
there oh this one because [ __ ] you
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oh and I was wrong i This is from like an episode two or three thing or one or two thing um every power thing is a
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uh crank it up three times so I was I was wrong in that regard
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think fast chuckle nuts what the [ __ ] is going on
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when I throw a flashbang really oh it's these [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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no no no thanks Ripley thanks Ripley thanks Ripley thanks
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Ripley he did the
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meme okay shotgun into my heart you got one
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uhoh i'm dead i'm dead i don't have enough life
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oh then what are we talking about
29:16
my dad is sending me screenshots of news articles stated 3 hours ago so he's
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saying "Oh it just happened it just happened." Like the USDA dates says the 30th nothing changed
29:29
since then they're just finally doing the articles about it
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apollo is playing so maybe they changed it so like information is publicly available to release those articles now
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i don't know the media is being suppressed
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i mean yeah sometimes for things like this it
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does you know that way they can make sure information that gets out is accurate
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and has the latest and greatest
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information make sure my everything's reloaded go
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hey man we're cool right we're like we're like we're like best friends right
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okay
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it's because there Why is his body What what is he doing over there what is he he's just doing
31:06
push-ups he's just trying to stay fit
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i don't know man they're just running at me
31:28
no entry lordy lordy lordy
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but yeah it's coming up again because they increased to another plant that the
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recall is being affect like another plant is being affected by it and
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um another person died
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you mean you get thirsty i'll bet the alcohol on site
32:08
what the hell this is they're not just responding to trespass it's like they're
32:13
hunting for who for everyone and anyone what do
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you mean standby
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like when am I ever supposed to use a flashlight there's a map to your right that you just passed
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i'm busy i'm busy i'm gaming Jordan yeah okay you can ignore it that's fine
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i'm a right map kind of i'm a right map kind of guy
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hey at least the alien's out of the picture now you just have to escape the space station right right he'll never be
32:57
back exactly you're good yo I'm a right map kind of guy
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okay I'm going the wrong way i am are you though yes
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it's the map it's the map it's
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wrecked idiot hey there buddy what are you doing
33:34
she wasn't attacking you uh my Oh come
33:40
on they're attacking me why did it take so long for that to I don't know update
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though life's not fair
33:53
the UV light with the questionable stuff kill one woman and oh lord now you got
33:59
to go to jail man life's not fair i should get one morning i'm the thing
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of this space station it's like Skyrim i've done a service for these people i
34:09
get one bad deed a week that's my That's the That's the cost
34:14
you never should have come here never should have come here bad time to get lost friend
34:21
oh lord i've never beaten Skyrim it's just such a I need to play through that
34:27
to be fair I didn't beat I've never beat it until recently i've never been like a I'm always been like a play the content I like and then throw the game away kind
34:34
of guy pipe bomb is that a mailbox i see
34:42
pipe bomb boom oh there was a civilian in that herd life is quite literally
34:47
just not fair you put one pipe bomb in a mailbox
34:53
oh lord now you got to reload a save what's going on with the androids
35:00
what about the change in alert status damn it i don't know damn it i don't
35:05
know stop questioning me is playing at
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only shoot at the people that actively shoot at you they're all in a herd i want to throw a
35:16
grenade here i'm just going to wait for them to move away i'm going to wait for the one civilian to go mind his own
35:21
business i don't think I don't think the civilian will move away though i'm going to hope he does if he doesn't I'm going
35:27
to cry i mean or you could use your gun
35:33
i only use pie bombs you only use pipe bombs so let me
35:52
run oh my goodness ripley please
35:59
hi shotgun i missed
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i'm the best
36:19
all right now we got to do it again
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wait for God's sakes always let the androids off the leash they're attacking on site i don't know what the hell this
36:38
is they're not just responding to trespass violations it's like you should try to find a save station
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nah what do you mean i don't think there is a save station i think you just got to get through the whole section
36:53
then get good that's what I'm trying to do
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bro he's just
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following i'm a right map kind of guy i think I bugged it because now no
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one's spawning i think cuz the ones uh Joe's following me the rest don't want to
37:32
spawn that's what it's seeming like so far maybe
37:45
it's like when you're in a Pokemon battle and the trainer heals his Pokemon right before you even deal the final
37:51
kill the final shot it's like the the the working Joe watching you heal right
37:57
in front of him god damn it
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hi i like shotguns
38:12
that did not sound good it was literally me when drinking milk
38:18
nope damn it go back
38:24
i don't want to Well I just want to go I want to go to the utility just let me go to the
38:30
utility corrupt
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oh [ __ ] um next time on Couch Goblins i thought we were waiting for a thing we were well past it it's We're at like 40
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minutes cuz I'm on Couch Goblins i mean the the time I wanted it to was after
38:52
you made the spacew walk but you completed that a lot faster than I anticipated
38:58
so yeah although a longer episode every so often is not a bad idea so well they had an hour of power right there i mean
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there's nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with power for only an hour
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all my homies love hours of powers
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