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he might already be killing them no the guy would be like ah and
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he's not doing that at the moment what are we doing today yeah I
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got to get the code oh yeah you were this is where you were last episode over and over and over again all right all
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right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right oh
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boom [ __ ] oh wait that's within the first 15 seconds sorry Jordan oh crap
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so I to censor that out I mean a grab it snatch it okay I can't snatch
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it yep you're dead well that's a way to start this episode all right next time on
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couchin now the question is do I do the fake
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outro no
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I'm trying to do the speedrun Str I just realized I don't even need to go that
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way go what way the Flames I don't know why I'm activating the
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Flames I'm on my way don't tra down good
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I don't even need to go that way to the flames
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look look at you being a
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noer excuse me
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hi maybe you should not have done that it's my little mouth
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that's just going to be the constant joke every single time here's my little mouth Chom
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Chom oh my God all right now this is the
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this is the real attempt right here those were just jokes those that was banter as we say in the industry this is this was for
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reies and grab the key card Sams I'm on my
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way it's got hell in here Sam Samuels this place is pretty nice actually
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I know bonding agents can't be
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bonding oh the theater yes that person on the operating table
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I've got the meds oh sweet I got the meds we heard guns and if we heard them
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so did the creature now be careful going to the store cuz I think he's usually in the
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vent that's okay you're good oh never mind there's not a vent
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there I am unless you went back out the the other way I I got go back through
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the all I got oh yeah I got to find the repair kit I forgot I forgot I
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forget it's been a while look at you
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forgetting me me one me one me one me one
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wrong way good job proud of
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you I hear him Pitter pattering around I do too going keep going though he's got so
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much stuff to
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do I'm feel a noise maker to throw at him
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actually yeah if you make a noise maker and have the alien go after them instead of all right game why are we doing that
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un he might already be killing them no the guy would be like ah ah and
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he's not doing that at the moment I like how your Noise
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Gate I love how your Noise Gate cut off your
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scream Chad he's like ah audio cuts out I don't think I have
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a I don't think I have a Noise Gate set up again the alien did it anything to prove you wrong and then the guy's just
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dead on the [ __ ] floor I told you the alien did it would do it hey look at map
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please take a map oh God [ __ ] that
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here he is the best save in the universe
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only the hospital evacuation
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procedure is it this
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oh you're doing I forgot about this I know where you are now yeah I'm
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in space [ __ ] you that's not very
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nice sorry I apologize that was rude of me there's a second gener you have to I
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think you have to uh you have to do you know what to do I know what to
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do I know the thing went because of the
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thing I can't mash the button too hard or else it comes over on
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OBS oh hi there I almost walked into that yeah and you should really kind of
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Crouch the music is so are okay I think half of this it's only scary because of
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the the music and the sound effects I'm so glad I did this cuz now
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this guy's awake well you had to do it anyway so
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dude get out of the vent stop
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venting now I'm
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stuck I can't get past this guy what's the map
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say initiate these
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nuts what about a working Steve
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diversify or how about this female
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Android no you can't do that no okay
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you got to understand uh bad things will happen if you do that dude he's spawn camping me look at
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this guy Chad he's
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NOS dude is straight aware what am I looking for I need a I
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need a b blasting cap got to pop a cap in his water
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bottle lovely
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ha please tell me you're dead you might need to do a multiple
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hits he's spilling his milk that's not
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milk I think you made him angry whoops whoops something tells me
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you made him mad whoops whoops whoops all right what do you got on you
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nothing whoops whoops all right I don't know what am I'm supposed
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to do am I supposed to use this yes yeah I think yeah oh boy oh boy so we got air
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random triangle and almost a bomb nice almost a what almost a
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bomb he looks like he's SE see see that that guy knows what I'm talking about
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about am I clear I'm so clear that I'm going to
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save even though there's hostiles nearby did it really say there's a hosle nearby yes sorry I'm desing a
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shirt this is the most random thing D I'm sorry I'm making a I'm sorry I'm making a website real
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quick sorry give me one second no the website's already made he doesn't like the website take it
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off take it down he doesn't like the website take it down take it down I'm sorry there's a cancellation
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fee for the for not looking the website no
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[Laughter] [Music]
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fella fella we got places to be what are you doing out here just
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waiting so where I'm going it's such a disconnect just all right was the map real
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quick oh no it's it's the kind of thing oh no I got to hang on
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Qui I got to get out of here I mean they're shooting a gun with the alien around so they're probably going to
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die or are already dead oh man I should have taken the fast hands [Laughter]
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perk I thought I just got murdered uh-oh wait wait we can be
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friends we can be we can be buddy
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Pals thanks for watching couch goblins me when I have a slight disagreement on
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the internet
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jeez dang it why did I say that I like cold days more than hot days damn
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it oh hang on I got to loot this real quick this game is so loud all of a
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sudden yo I love that effect on the screen it's cool
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hang on I this Qui man I gotta get out of here
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quickly yo blasting cap Julia Jones did you just get a
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Discord notification no did you get a Discord notification I I have OBS on did but I don't I don't
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have a notification I don't this is bothering me
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you might have a notification to a server you probably aren't checking probably I looked I don't have
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any pings so it's probably not really anything I had the same issue yesterday CU there was a bunch of people joining
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the uh Final Fantasy server oh yeah yeah
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yeah what do you think just just a black shirt for that that shirt time we talking about oh 100% black or gray I
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have a black and gray o
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this is a nice cut scene that I have to press W
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for and occasionally
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E Laura Croft
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moment man I got to get out of here so what's up make I'm going to make a
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Molotov real quick I know perfect time I think it's going to be good to
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have maybe I have two medkits when did I have those pipe bomb
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revolver mysterious ticking noise it's a I don't know why I I need
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to stop saying that it's like I only it's like the same it's like I'm an NPC it's the
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same few jokes every single time chat 's a knower to be fair that's just the
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human mind like I feel like I'm stuck on the same like four joke trends for like a like a couple weeks and then I just switched them out like I always think
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like Yep this is this is how my humor for the rest of my life it's like you swapping out out perks yeah at like a
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safe at a safe point exactly just sit on the bench and Hollow night and I just switch out my
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perks yeah two missions in one session let's go I don't why they're called missions
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not like episodes or chapters or anything that would make sense oh look
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down I don't
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care this ship is on fire yo
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oh oh that way has to be it's the light
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man no oh I I couldn't pick it up anyway thanks for noticing Ripley
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it's the button to do that why is it it's probably just enter but I'm
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not I'm getting a lot of charge packs out of
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nowhere why I got a lot of charge packs out of
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nowhere charge packs charge packs I needed it to make molotovs
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[Music] oh charge packs a pack that charges I don't know I
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don't know why I need I don't know why I need a charge pack to throw a bottle of alcohol with a towel at the top but I
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heard charge back like someone tipped you on like YouTube or twitch no and
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somebody was a dick that's what I heard that's just why you just don't use PayPal um I have that protection turned
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on okay but I do urge people to go through twitch and stuff like that with
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bits yeah I don't I don't stream enough to unlock the uh the affiliate program on Twitch so M it's a weird thing to
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have to you have to stream at Le seven times a mon and then you unlock it it's like all right buddy actually that's not the one I had
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that's not the one I had trouble with the one I had trouble with was the average three viewers per stream and I I
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remember the day that I got the then email saying hey you're in the affiliate program congratulations I was sitting in
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church God has answered my prayers I was sitting in church and I have my SmartWatch and I had my email
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notifications on on my watch at that point and I'm like and I I get a
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notification I'm about to just like snooze it and I look and
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it's uh sender twitch subject line it was cut off but
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it said congratul I'm like uh
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what I need blasting caps not charge packs yeah to be fair I I didn't have
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that issue because I had the the YouTube peeps that just went over because you can because the twitch allows the Dual
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streaming now sensor corrupted yeah yeah and I I ought I I do need to start doing
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that more so so basically I got to cheat for free we we we need to do it for um
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we do it for Tavern Heroes usually just pop there's a there's a plugin that
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allows us to for free just plug in multiple stream Keys it takes a toll on
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Nate's internet to be fair I use uh not sponsor
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I use restream that that's because no but you
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can do at least two for free that's the that's the way it works if if you want to do more than two it
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costs money but you more than more than two or stream to two channels on the same service so you can't stream to two
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twitch channels and like two one each yeah that's what I was yeah yeah yeah
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yeah all right I get you I get you because for me it's just the one I just have the one channel so it's just I can just stream to Twitch and YouTube at the
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same time because I don't care about kick I don't care about insta or whatever the other I whatever the other ones are I think Tik tock
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I tried to do Tik Tok I'm just not I just don't like making shorts It's just so I don't know what it is like I like I
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like I I literally just took content I already made and just turned into a short but for me it's just it feels so
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weird maybe if I make like specifically shorts content like you know what I mean like a thing that is nothing but a short
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by 2071 it's not I mean I'll do like twitch highlights yeah but it's it it is
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difficult to to take like like you need to find stuff that is that is funny to
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you well funny to more than just you I should say and I getting so many objectives like there are
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probably um there are probably a lot of places in
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this series that I can cut into being a that's a friendly Android you do realize
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that right nope I need to find my stuff and things I got level two for this thing
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that's nice I'm just walking around and finding stuff I'm not going to lie level up level
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up I mean at least you're not dying a whole bunch like the couple of EP I'm I'm not gonna lie I'm just zoned out in
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the conversation and just I'm pushing buttons I'm I'm just enjoying the
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podcast you know what I mean I'm still debating if I want to do that or not
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like upload to because our commentary could definitely be to be fair sometimes it's
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focused on the game I mean I you said Spotify does it [Music] for I saw the drip I got so
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scared my heart was in my Spotify can do videos and the audio could be
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distributed to other platforms if I wanted just the audio
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of Imagine just listening to to this series I think I'm low on health I
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am just listening to the audio of this series will be trippy okay wait stop and uh go back to
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that rack that's straight in front of you stand up like the uh go over go over
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one hi here I am isn't that terrifying huh
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that's that's I don't like that I think what's terrifying is there's an alien right in front of
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me there's another one over there that has the same
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thing is that the alien step stepping around a little bit sorry I'm I'm working on doing other things right
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now you're not focus on by a totally epic gameplay I'm I'm I'm I'm zoned out
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also oh Hi friend I'm fine I'm fine I think I can just start walking away I
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was incorrect oh [ __ ]
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Molotov oh that was a lying achievement I got an achievement says caused the alien to retreat using a Molotov that
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[ __ ] did not Retreat he went straight for me I mean he probably was retreating the other way like he was caught on the wrong side of the no I threw it at my I
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threw it at my toeses so unless he was at my toeses he probably
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was I got I didn't really do anything after the safe so it's
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fine honly it's really okay to run around with the molotov gives me a free light
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source I think it's the only way I didn't go yet so up and
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up we need this this Jesus and that all
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right
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me when my [ __ ] making
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noises I wish I had a stronger pinky ah I just
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died I breathed in a fart I'm dead good thing I saved right after oh
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yeah I didn't use my medkits I got to use those real quick got to make some more cuz I have so many resources
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I'm going to make one more because I don't have any other resources that I need besides that one all
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right use the medkit
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Ripley
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goodness all right perfect revolver
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um Among Us Among Us did you play the lethal company upd
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yet uh that's going to date the video but if you you up not yet I enjoyed it I
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played it a little bit with the with the homies I I have yet to
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um I've have yet to to do that I've been like I only right now I've been
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streaming um lethal company with um the Gory
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details yes yes yes yes um really awesome guy um and watches this so he
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probably would probably be hearing this um but really really cool guy I really
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enjoy playing um now be a friend
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Hey Joe he a friend he is a friend he looks so cute I need a compression
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cyinder components Warehouse Row one stack B
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follow me just keep the noise down
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okay I was wait for him to just Bonk Bonk Bonk with his
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toes got them loud robot feet
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no spider
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symbol here we are your compression cylinder will be to the far end of this
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Ro don't touch the electrics buddy buddy don't touch the bud
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don't what a way to go see this is why I stopped giving advice to people they just don't listen
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to me anymore I don't [Laughter]
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know oh wow I did all that for five scrap huh mhm well you have other stuff
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that you need to do I think so yeah but this little vent has nothing with five scrap
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mhm damn it
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are you having fun I'm
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trying there we go all right can't you tell by my deathly
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silence I'm having so much fun oh yeah absolutely the far end of this row so
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going to be over here there we
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go Place component in the elevator I want to see if going through here is going to be faster than get killed by
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the alien oh blasting cab let's [ __ ] go I
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can make another [Music]
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bellat all right well that was worthless I love making my way through an existing
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thing just to get two items it's my
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[Music]
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favorite I'm sure that's fine I'm sure it's so fine I got a Molotov
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just in case ah
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okay it's like I'm playing Amnesia all over
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again my stupid little lantern that does nothing
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yes exactly
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n n n n n oh n n
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n oh okay I'm
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good are you though I think I going just wait here for a second now I'm good oh I wasn't even on
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the ladder you could have just killed me yeah he could have see like this is an infinite light
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source right here it's awesome it sucks but it's
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infinite
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forever I forgot the way out my my brain rot doesn't know where
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to
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go it's this way which is not this way I was so confident it was that way
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too I think it's this way uh oh oh he's above
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me I think he's distracted
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though hey um side note side not
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[Music]
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just so you know trying to get to a save
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point yeah think that did exactly what I wanted it
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to arm sir my sir my noise maker there we
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go come in Francis
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Francis don't check the camera
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feed I got to go this way yeah this looks right I remember going downstairs
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Mr camera yeah this looks right this is not right I got oh I gotta go that way [ __ ]
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oh what I killed him Jordan I killed him
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Jordan he's dead good job Jordan he's not
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dead that was so confusing what happened I guess we'll find out next
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time on couch goblins but what happened he was in front of me right and so as a
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last Stitch effort he was like right in front of me I threw a moltov at my feet and then it like looked like he grabbed
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me and then he just disappeared I'm so confused genuinely so
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confused Jordan he's dead Jord Jordan he's dead J he's not dead for me because
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it's the schizophrenia update I have no idea what happened he was there and then I took my Molotov pills and now he's
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gone you're you're noise [Music]
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skate oh my God I hate it here
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