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Insanity Sets In | Portal 2 Co-Op (7)
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Jul 13, 2023
The goblins find themselves painting chambers with propulsion gel and repulsion gel. This is episode 7, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: Coming soon. The Goblins: @larsburrito @argos101 #portal2 #portal2coop #funny #playthrough #meme #memes #podcast
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I hate you hey hey welcome to couch Goblin oh we
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we [Laughter]
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Jordan buy a license to dream on and put it
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training to reach the human involved so this actually has a purpose
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welcome to Old aperture let's be honest I need human test subjects for it to be
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science huh all right well this is a very easy
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puzzle you just gotta go up here that's not good uh stand on there and
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push and stand on the button
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I missed
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now get off
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no now I do a thing what does it do I have no idea oh it does something similar for both of us
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so there might be something for you up there maybe so let me lower it for you
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then I think uh there's an office over there yeah thanks
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oh yeah you just use that yep thanks
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don't worry about it all right so all you need to do is use that to get up here
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all right
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you're just going to the portal
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this is let's just go in the portal man
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gotta go in the portal bro
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I'm gonna murder you I'm not doing anything [ __ ] you all right let's come
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over here taking too much time over there yeah [ __ ] are the best Cooperative testing
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team I could ever ask for wow we're the best
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oh they're not even Elevate us you just drop
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hey man we got Robo feet we good we're fine existing I mean technically we have the long fall
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boots if you're the human yeah but are we it seems some of the last non-testing humans oh wait a minute
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tried to secretly imprison reminders do not leave your belongings later for more than 20 minutes touch the glass dude
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wear shirt and shoes not forget to touch the glasses
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so we have to touch glass no well we're Gamers so it's touch grass
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but I get the the mistake is a common one to make
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uh [Music] um well to me right it seems like we gotta
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do put it there put the funnel there no hang on hang on hang on because then I
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think we should be able to step out oh hang on hang on what we need to do is we need to have bouncies so we can come
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down here bounce on liquid and then go over there bounce on like that excuse me that came out of nowhere I
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don't know why you burped like that I'm sorry nope good job I'm proud of you that was
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the only way I could do anything I guess ma'am I like enough
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um oh shoot I don't know how to get the
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goop over here though or maybe with the thingy use the thingy use what thingy
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the funnel the funnel thingy I know but I can't get
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it over there because I'm surrounded by emancipation grills
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you know what I'm saying if you put Port no not me you put portal
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there and then you put portal animation you're the thingy and then boom
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and then I'll shoot this and then nope oh okay
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see and then and then you'll move and then you'll drop your thing
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and then now it's a jump and then yeah but I think extra jump oh
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good work and then we're good yeah then see and then we do this I think I hope
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I don't think that's gonna now one of us need to be at the thingy oh I'm just gonna put the button yeah
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that's right that's right that's right okay close and that's what you do
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thank you
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okay am I sitting or are you sitting there you go oh okay okay there you go
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okay go don't put that there you don't need that I think it's gonna stop your moment that's gonna stop your momentum now take
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that away from you I also you don't get up high enough to get it anyway
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all right now what do you do is there any angle that you can hit that can get me over there
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oh wait a minute um
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as you fall to your death the funnel should save you and they'll put you on a bridge over here yeah go
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every night and actually worked I thought it was gonna fail
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I don't know after last episode I have literally zero faith in you have faith in me jackass zero Faith have
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faith and you know what you make me sad I gotta jump off it's okay I'll go by myself
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that's ridiculous how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion
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what's wrong Cube hat is there an issue let me come down I love all of this we can just both fit in one
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oh it's huge it is huge I hate these water slides
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[Laughter] I've never been on that kind of water slide before oh they're awful the one
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where it just opens up and just drops you yeah never never been you are going to need I mean I want to try it once
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you've learned oh yeah bro I got this one this one's easy
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got this so you see the indicators say that you died uh something like this
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I didn't even realize this was a thing do I help can I help
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uh here maybe I do something like this uh yes that sounds like a great idea
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this isn't that hot uh humans can't themselves
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um wait um try putting it on
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no what what button do what button oh yeah I didn't realize you could
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actually go through that portal because I'm a stupid piece of [ __ ] what button do uh goop on a someone I don't think
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the group can go on hard light the hard Light Bridges though so I don't know what the point of that was
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the goop comes out there but I don't think it sticks on the hard
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Light Bridges so not sure what to do unless it's to get the goop over here I
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don't know there's nothing else over there um
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is there a way that we could multiply this bridge so that I can get there and then you can put poop on bridge see what
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group do on bridge if I put this here right and then now if I put that there and
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then you put one there and then on button I can push button and see what do for
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bridge yeah uh
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[Laughter] I'll just looked over I see the walk
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past all the way across and then all the way across again why do you die because the portal wasn't
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aligned properly so I wasn't gonna be able to make it yeah the bridge though
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I didn't say it missed the bridge so I couldn't see what it was gonna do okay I'm gonna come with you and just watch
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don't kill us please don't kill us don't kill us um it's gonna be misaligned again
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is it yep yeah I think you need to be over I
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pressed the wrong button good job sir it needs to be like there
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hang on a minute let me just stand right underneath it yeah this should do it all right so now
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I need to get that's some good pool to work right there hello
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yeah all right no why were you I don't uh I I I can go just don't kill
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me all right one two your portals off center ew you're all your portals have
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been off center when I go
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nope goes right through yep it was right through oh and blue
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bloods in with blue dumbass easy if you mess up that jump you're bad
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I messed it up bye and that's going to be a thumbnail for
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later don't mind me [Laughter]
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oh baby we don't know how to get up here now
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we're excited to be very careful to not you know [ __ ] it up I think a person needs to go
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right on the edge of Glory now you checked your thing if that's
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good hey good enough all right boom into boom
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gets a button you need to get the button this is not gonna go well
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what am I doing wrong one
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[Music] you in these 50 50s man
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I will turn on cheats again all right now oh look at that yeah you
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have such a great spot for it
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what are you doing trying to annoy you is it working
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all right so this one that you need to like build a just a little bit of momentum
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so you can go further what do you mean okay
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so basically right if you can back up what I did to get on there
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is I did the one bounce into the thing and then I strafed into it over there
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you know I think what we were supposed to do so we didn't die is shoot the portal over use that instead of that
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shut up this is cooler I could kill both of us right now no
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wait no I couldn't have damn it actually I can all I would do is one button push right over there
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that's all you have to do oh [ __ ] that's all you need to do right that's
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it okay but you can't do that because then how do you uh no you can't do that yeah you can't do that dumbass
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yeah no not like that but no not like
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all right all right
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and I want to do it the cool way but Jordan's like no we gotta do with the lame way you know what it's
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we need to make it idiot proof because I'm bad at games
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okay cool with some momentum and stuff here that was
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yeah but it was lame you're lame
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jumpy goo over there all right so I can't go through because
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then I'll destroy the portal so you gotta go through so I have to go through yes
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uh uh and then there's a placement thing right there
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okay bye and they basically just need to do the reverse for me
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I don't think I can reach that portal
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oh I can okay
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oh but wait you're good
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no because I'm gonna need the goop and I can't yeah the goop is already down here though no but you had the goop on the light
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fixture oh oh yes um oh wait there's a
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that just okay I don't I don't know how you would get over there oh wait a minute unless it's
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something where uh
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[Music] um I don't
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I don't
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I don't know all right well I knew I should have went first because
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you know want to switch it up all right you go you go just just try to well let's just try to do this naturally
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right this is a good thing there put thing where oh okay
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and then I'm pretty sure if I jump from here I don't get enough height so yeah
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um so maybe right oh
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um Wade um so it's like maybe you'll do oh I get it
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so you gotta put that you gotta put one here and then you gotta put one I keep it
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there I keep it in limbo I think wait no because your portals will be
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destroyed finish explain if you let explain as you place one there and you
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place one there and then the goop goes through and then I can jump
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I oh [Music]
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well I can't control the world outside of the testing courses the reassembly
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machine can continue with his for our audience every time you hear me be silent it's just me being disappointed
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in him that's all that you know what that's all that happens you know what PJ that's just true this
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this whole series is basically a trailer for the channel and how stupid we are
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well one of us is like sometimes I'm stupid
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but then like sometimes you just you know what no no no no no no no no let
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you're equally at fault [Music] you're equally at fault we both have our
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moments ah sometimes I feel like I just have all the good moments
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do like a ooh that was fun
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oh um wait a minute I
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I think I got it I think I got it uh give me a moment
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give me a moment um Hulk
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uh oh wait where does it come ah
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um and then
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oh shoot that was stupid I was very stupid you're very stupid
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oh
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hi what's up Hi how are you doing
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go through that I think yeah here I'll be the dummy
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am I anywhere new no I'm not [ __ ] okay am I anywhere new uh because we got to put some of that
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there oh there we go and now you can just be
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up there oh okay that sort of desk notification where did it come from I don't know
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frankly I don't really care
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we slowly gaining a height every time
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do you even lift here I'm already at the exit yeah I got you
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to the exit what do you want from me you can't what if
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ah okay so I need to do that
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here it works the way that I did it okay the thing is is the reason why you're
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stupid is because I can't get up there by myself okay then I can help you because I get I
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can get all of that you need Okay jump I was waiting for you to do something
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you didn't do nothing I was waiting
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upset okay
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his beds his headset takes batteries Mike has that plugs him in charges so
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when my headset starts to die on me that's when our session ends
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I mean you can just plug it in while you're still using it like uh yeah
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oh there's a button over here what does this do you know we
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did that do anything yeah I did something
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bro screw to humans what if humans done that is actually helpful
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acorn
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that's nothing do you place place your dark blue one
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right here I don't that's not that's not too low oh it is portable
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all of the manufacturers hang on hang on hang on hang on hand press button again press button again
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that
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um
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um can you goop the one you're making the bridge out of and what does that do
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I can't because that's the one that I've already gooped and group this one or
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just press the button and I'll do all three panels and I'll probably just be the [ __ ] that's how this works
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nope that didn't doesn't look like what about this one
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up I don't even know where your portal went I'm Gonna Do It screw it we'll do it live
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um okay what about now
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that gets just barely past the not the bridge
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barely not the fridge okay oh wait I can come and join you no you can't no you can't get out of
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here oh no I can't there's the wrong portal that strong portal I thought I could I'm an idiot
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they're like any sort of now
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hang on oh well the issue is is I need those two
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portals to be able to stand over there yeah so oh no there's the masturbation Grill damn
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you and that damn girl yeah so get me get me back over there
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like maybe there's like a place I could stand or something
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no [Music] there isn't even a place to kind of oh
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no you can't override the bridge oh hey there's more here give me give me some goop give me some
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goop all right give me some more goop give me
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some more goop more
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more
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you and your goop
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all right and so now I can do how do I get up there don't worry about that
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I'm gonna turn on cheats oh
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right and then you push the button Maybe
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oh all right and then I'll put one there oh no oh wait no yes I don't think
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that might be enough to get us up there and then then you press you then you make portal there portal there
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and then oh
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and then
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[Laughter] make sure to be standing completely
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straight at it okay
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so just jump yeah just jump back and forth
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no you dumb idiot you you're dumb and an idiot how does that
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make you feel like a like a dumb idiot that's what I thought put one there put
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one there what the goop's not there anymore dude what
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are you doing you that's what you told me to do I said put one there and then put one there oh okay well back over
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here over here Merry Christmas
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[Music] I didn't get what you meant dumbass I
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understand that now Damascus and then all right and then you gotta place your
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thingy there again and then the goop well goop the
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goopville goop that's the script I'm gonna do it one more time just in case and then let me go first because if
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there's anything wrong with it then we can readjust okay
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[Laughter]
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oh I see okay so what you're supposed to do is is you're supposed to let it hit
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you and then you go to the bottom because then you'll have a higher jump right watch this hang on watch this
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I loved watching you try to figure that out okay hang on
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hang on one more time I wasn't facing the right way oh okay okay
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I love what you're sidestepping because it just it looks so weird and Derpy
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so I'm gonna face this way
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all right so that thing needs a bit more goop on it that's the issue did you see that top
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left corner with no goop that's the issue
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okay joining to get you back over there yeah [Music]
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[Applause] God damn it I mean I was gonna get rid of anyway
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um make sure that we're all set up oh wait the question for the goop is over here
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I don't think we need to do it like this but I want to I don't know
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I'm not sure is it all gooped up how much what it's
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not um it's missing a spec hang on let me do I need to push the button again
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body block it there we go that's as good as it's gonna
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get you've painted that wall blue
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congratulations and now do that yes Ben
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present a million times just to make sure it's all good and covered all right that's as covered as
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it's gonna get
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really it was just that it wasn't gooped enough that wasn't enough it wasn't enough goo bro because I hit a spot that
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wasn't Goofy ah you're goopy you're goopy what'd you say to me I
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never talked to me or my kids ever again I called you goopy you will never talk
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to me or any of the others in a grouperson family oh don't worry if they have arrived at
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historical document of my heroic rescue I will make sure your names are included
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footnotes I love reading footnotes
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I love foot [Music] have you ever seen the um
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the joke where it's like like a it's like the Deep fake thing where like the guy's just like his lips in his mouth
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like his mouth and his eyes over like certain countries and it'll be like like come on why didn't you America why
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aren't you doing the metric system like the rest of us man what the heck and then he's like I don't know man I
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just really like feet like come on I love them
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I made it you did okay cool that makes it that means it's safe for me oh you're gonna need to come okay so we
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need a box because this opens the exit okay so you're gonna you're just just push
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the button on the counter for you right [ __ ] hang on a minute I thought I was gonna go back
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oh my heart as I'm dealing with this complete idiot
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am I going or you get it oh okay well okay I'm in three two oh
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you're just gonna keep pushing it okay yes oh that was
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that was awful I hesitated on three wait I'm not doing two tennis
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is one go where are you three
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two one go
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foreign nope
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I got this three I'm not there yet two I'm not there yet dumbass come on go
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so do you want to push the button or do you want me to push the button okay
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all right um three two one go
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[Applause] go get your ass over there
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oh I had it hang on I could just cheese it hang on I'm gonna just cheese it one more one more
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all right nice try nice I I appreciate the effort
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[Applause] all right you're just bad with timing you know what is it now [ __ ] you
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okay so I think with the timing as you say go
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it should be good okay go ahead no just give me one more give me one more I think I got it
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nope nice give me one more hang on I got this okay I got this timing down
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wait for it wait for it wait for it hang on no hang on I got this last one I swear
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please
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oh that was in the air come on all right three two one go
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I got it
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I feel like you could cheese that though like I had it and then I just didn't know I cheesed it so I didn't have it
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oh don't mind me just almost died
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I hope we just cheese the entire section that'd be so funny no it's just that was a shortcut oh my favorite more Mashers
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but that is something for next time on couch goblins
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I hope it cuts off perfectly if not then I guess they hear this too but it's fine I I could the cool thing is I can just
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rate stretch it so you know it'll just you know do the thing with the thing because of the thing
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I can make it be as long as I want it to be that's what she said she said
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actually that's what he said that's what somebody once said