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I hate you hey hey welcome to couch Goblin oh we
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we [Laughter]
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Jordan buy a license to dream on and put it
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training to reach the human involved so this actually has a purpose
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welcome to Old aperture let's be honest I need human test subjects for it to be
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science huh all right well this is a very easy
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puzzle you just gotta go up here that's not good uh stand on there and
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push and stand on the button
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I missed
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now get off
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no now I do a thing what does it do I have no idea oh it does something similar for both of us
1:15
so there might be something for you up there maybe so let me lower it for you
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then I think uh there's an office over there yeah thanks
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oh yeah you just use that yep thanks
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don't worry about it all right so all you need to do is use that to get up here
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all right
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you're just going to the portal
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this is let's just go in the portal man
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gotta go in the portal bro
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I'm gonna murder you I'm not doing anything [ __ ] you all right let's come
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over here taking too much time over there yeah [ __ ] are the best Cooperative testing
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team I could ever ask for wow we're the best
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oh they're not even Elevate us you just drop
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hey man we got Robo feet we good we're fine existing I mean technically we have the long fall
2:46
boots if you're the human yeah but are we it seems some of the last non-testing humans oh wait a minute
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tried to secretly imprison reminders do not leave your belongings later for more than 20 minutes touch the glass dude
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wear shirt and shoes not forget to touch the glasses
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so we have to touch glass no well we're Gamers so it's touch grass
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but I get the the mistake is a common one to make
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uh [Music] um well to me right it seems like we gotta
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do put it there put the funnel there no hang on hang on hang on because then I
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think we should be able to step out oh hang on hang on what we need to do is we need to have bouncies so we can come
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down here bounce on liquid and then go over there bounce on like that excuse me that came out of nowhere I
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don't know why you burped like that I'm sorry nope good job I'm proud of you that was
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the only way I could do anything I guess ma'am I like enough
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um oh shoot I don't know how to get the
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goop over here though or maybe with the thingy use the thingy use what thingy
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the funnel the funnel thingy I know but I can't get
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it over there because I'm surrounded by emancipation grills
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you know what I'm saying if you put Port no not me you put portal
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there and then you put portal animation you're the thingy and then boom
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and then I'll shoot this and then nope oh okay
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see and then and then you'll move and then you'll drop your thing
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and then now it's a jump and then yeah but I think extra jump oh
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good work and then we're good yeah then see and then we do this I think I hope
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I don't think that's gonna now one of us need to be at the thingy oh I'm just gonna put the button yeah
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that's right that's right that's right okay close and that's what you do
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thank you
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okay am I sitting or are you sitting there you go oh okay okay there you go
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okay go don't put that there you don't need that I think it's gonna stop your moment that's gonna stop your momentum now take
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that away from you I also you don't get up high enough to get it anyway
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all right now what do you do is there any angle that you can hit that can get me over there
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oh wait a minute um
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as you fall to your death the funnel should save you and they'll put you on a bridge over here yeah go
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every night and actually worked I thought it was gonna fail
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I don't know after last episode I have literally zero faith in you have faith in me jackass zero Faith have
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faith and you know what you make me sad I gotta jump off it's okay I'll go by myself
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that's ridiculous how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion
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what's wrong Cube hat is there an issue let me come down I love all of this we can just both fit in one
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oh it's huge it is huge I hate these water slides
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[Laughter] I've never been on that kind of water slide before oh they're awful the one
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where it just opens up and just drops you yeah never never been you are going to need I mean I want to try it once
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you've learned oh yeah bro I got this one this one's easy
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got this so you see the indicators say that you died uh something like this
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I didn't even realize this was a thing do I help can I help
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uh here maybe I do something like this uh yes that sounds like a great idea
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this isn't that hot uh humans can't themselves
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um wait um try putting it on
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no what what button do what button oh yeah I didn't realize you could
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actually go through that portal because I'm a stupid piece of [ __ ] what button do uh goop on a someone I don't think
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the group can go on hard light the hard Light Bridges though so I don't know what the point of that was
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the goop comes out there but I don't think it sticks on the hard
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Light Bridges so not sure what to do unless it's to get the goop over here I
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don't know there's nothing else over there um
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is there a way that we could multiply this bridge so that I can get there and then you can put poop on bridge see what
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group do on bridge if I put this here right and then now if I put that there and
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then you put one there and then on button I can push button and see what do for
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bridge yeah uh
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[Laughter] I'll just looked over I see the walk
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past all the way across and then all the way across again why do you die because the portal wasn't
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aligned properly so I wasn't gonna be able to make it yeah the bridge though
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I didn't say it missed the bridge so I couldn't see what it was gonna do okay I'm gonna come with you and just watch
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don't kill us please don't kill us don't kill us um it's gonna be misaligned again
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is it yep yeah I think you need to be over I
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pressed the wrong button good job sir it needs to be like there
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hang on a minute let me just stand right underneath it yeah this should do it all right so now
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I need to get that's some good pool to work right there hello
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yeah all right no why were you I don't uh I I I can go just don't kill
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me all right one two your portals off center ew you're all your portals have
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been off center when I go
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nope goes right through yep it was right through oh and blue
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bloods in with blue dumbass easy if you mess up that jump you're bad
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I messed it up bye and that's going to be a thumbnail for
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later don't mind me [Laughter]
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oh baby we don't know how to get up here now
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we're excited to be very careful to not you know [ __ ] it up I think a person needs to go
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right on the edge of Glory now you checked your thing if that's
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good hey good enough all right boom into boom
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gets a button you need to get the button this is not gonna go well
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what am I doing wrong one
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[Music] you in these 50 50s man
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I will turn on cheats again all right now oh look at that yeah you
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have such a great spot for it
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what are you doing trying to annoy you is it working
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all right so this one that you need to like build a just a little bit of momentum
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so you can go further what do you mean okay
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so basically right if you can back up what I did to get on there
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is I did the one bounce into the thing and then I strafed into it over there
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you know I think what we were supposed to do so we didn't die is shoot the portal over use that instead of that
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shut up this is cooler I could kill both of us right now no
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wait no I couldn't have damn it actually I can all I would do is one button push right over there
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that's all you have to do oh [ __ ] that's all you need to do right that's
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it okay but you can't do that because then how do you uh no you can't do that yeah you can't do that dumbass
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yeah no not like that but no not like
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all right all right
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and I want to do it the cool way but Jordan's like no we gotta do with the lame way you know what it's
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we need to make it idiot proof because I'm bad at games
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okay cool with some momentum and stuff here that was
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yeah but it was lame you're lame
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jumpy goo over there all right so I can't go through because
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then I'll destroy the portal so you gotta go through so I have to go through yes
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uh uh and then there's a placement thing right there
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okay bye and they basically just need to do the reverse for me
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I don't think I can reach that portal
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oh I can okay
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oh but wait you're good
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no because I'm gonna need the goop and I can't yeah the goop is already down here though no but you had the goop on the light
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fixture oh oh yes um oh wait there's a
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that just okay I don't I don't know how you would get over there oh wait a minute unless it's
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something where uh
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[Music] um I don't
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I don't
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I don't know all right well I knew I should have went first because
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you know want to switch it up all right you go you go just just try to well let's just try to do this naturally
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right this is a good thing there put thing where oh okay
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and then I'm pretty sure if I jump from here I don't get enough height so yeah
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um so maybe right oh
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um Wade um so it's like maybe you'll do oh I get it
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so you gotta put that you gotta put one here and then you gotta put one I keep it
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there I keep it in limbo I think wait no because your portals will be
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destroyed finish explain if you let explain as you place one there and you
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place one there and then the goop goes through and then I can jump
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I oh [Music]
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well I can't control the world outside of the testing courses the reassembly
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machine can continue with his for our audience every time you hear me be silent it's just me being disappointed
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in him that's all that you know what that's all that happens you know what PJ that's just true this
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this whole series is basically a trailer for the channel and how stupid we are
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well one of us is like sometimes I'm stupid
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but then like sometimes you just you know what no no no no no no no no let
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you're equally at fault [Music] you're equally at fault we both have our
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moments ah sometimes I feel like I just have all the good moments
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do like a ooh that was fun
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oh um wait a minute I
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I think I got it I think I got it uh give me a moment
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give me a moment um Hulk
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uh oh wait where does it come ah
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um and then
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oh shoot that was stupid I was very stupid you're very stupid
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oh
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hi what's up Hi how are you doing
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go through that I think yeah here I'll be the dummy
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am I anywhere new no I'm not [ __ ] okay am I anywhere new uh because we got to put some of that
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there oh there we go and now you can just be
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up there oh okay that sort of desk notification where did it come from I don't know
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frankly I don't really care
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we slowly gaining a height every time
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do you even lift here I'm already at the exit yeah I got you
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to the exit what do you want from me you can't what if
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ah okay so I need to do that
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here it works the way that I did it okay the thing is is the reason why you're
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stupid is because I can't get up there by myself okay then I can help you because I get I
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can get all of that you need Okay jump I was waiting for you to do something
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you didn't do nothing I was waiting
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upset okay
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his beds his headset takes batteries Mike has that plugs him in charges so
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when my headset starts to die on me that's when our session ends
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I mean you can just plug it in while you're still using it like uh yeah
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oh there's a button over here what does this do you know we
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did that do anything yeah I did something
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bro screw to humans what if humans done that is actually helpful
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acorn
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that's nothing do you place place your dark blue one
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right here I don't that's not that's not too low oh it is portable
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all of the manufacturers hang on hang on hang on hang on hand press button again press button again
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that
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um
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um can you goop the one you're making the bridge out of and what does that do
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I can't because that's the one that I've already gooped and group this one or
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just press the button and I'll do all three panels and I'll probably just be the [ __ ] that's how this works
22:57
nope that didn't doesn't look like what about this one
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up I don't even know where your portal went I'm Gonna Do It screw it we'll do it live
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um okay what about now
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that gets just barely past the not the bridge
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barely not the fridge okay oh wait I can come and join you no you can't no you can't get out of
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here oh no I can't there's the wrong portal that strong portal I thought I could I'm an idiot
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they're like any sort of now
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hang on oh well the issue is is I need those two
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portals to be able to stand over there yeah so oh no there's the masturbation Grill damn
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you and that damn girl yeah so get me get me back over there
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like maybe there's like a place I could stand or something
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no [Music] there isn't even a place to kind of oh
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no you can't override the bridge oh hey there's more here give me give me some goop give me some
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goop all right give me some more goop give me
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some more goop more
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more
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you and your goop
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all right and so now I can do how do I get up there don't worry about that
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I'm gonna turn on cheats oh
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right and then you push the button Maybe
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oh all right and then I'll put one there oh no oh wait no yes I don't think
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that might be enough to get us up there and then then you press you then you make portal there portal there
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and then oh
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and then
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[Laughter] make sure to be standing completely
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straight at it okay
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so just jump yeah just jump back and forth
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no you dumb idiot you you're dumb and an idiot how does that
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make you feel like a like a dumb idiot that's what I thought put one there put
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one there what the goop's not there anymore dude what
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are you doing you that's what you told me to do I said put one there and then put one there oh okay well back over
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here over here Merry Christmas
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[Music] I didn't get what you meant dumbass I
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understand that now Damascus and then all right and then you gotta place your
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thingy there again and then the goop well goop the
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goopville goop that's the script I'm gonna do it one more time just in case and then let me go first because if
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there's anything wrong with it then we can readjust okay
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[Laughter]
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oh I see okay so what you're supposed to do is is you're supposed to let it hit
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you and then you go to the bottom because then you'll have a higher jump right watch this hang on watch this
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I loved watching you try to figure that out okay hang on
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hang on one more time I wasn't facing the right way oh okay okay
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I love what you're sidestepping because it just it looks so weird and Derpy
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so I'm gonna face this way
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all right so that thing needs a bit more goop on it that's the issue did you see that top
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left corner with no goop that's the issue
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okay joining to get you back over there yeah [Music]
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[Applause] God damn it I mean I was gonna get rid of anyway
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um make sure that we're all set up oh wait the question for the goop is over here
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I don't think we need to do it like this but I want to I don't know
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I'm not sure is it all gooped up how much what it's
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not um it's missing a spec hang on let me do I need to push the button again
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body block it there we go that's as good as it's gonna
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get you've painted that wall blue
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congratulations and now do that yes Ben
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present a million times just to make sure it's all good and covered all right that's as covered as
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it's gonna get
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really it was just that it wasn't gooped enough that wasn't enough it wasn't enough goo bro because I hit a spot that
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wasn't Goofy ah you're goopy you're goopy what'd you say to me I
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never talked to me or my kids ever again I called you goopy you will never talk
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to me or any of the others in a grouperson family oh don't worry if they have arrived at
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historical document of my heroic rescue I will make sure your names are included
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footnotes I love reading footnotes
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I love foot [Music] have you ever seen the um
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the joke where it's like like a it's like the Deep fake thing where like the guy's just like his lips in his mouth
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like his mouth and his eyes over like certain countries and it'll be like like come on why didn't you America why
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aren't you doing the metric system like the rest of us man what the heck and then he's like I don't know man I
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just really like feet like come on I love them
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I made it you did okay cool that makes it that means it's safe for me oh you're gonna need to come okay so we
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need a box because this opens the exit okay so you're gonna you're just just push
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the button on the counter for you right [ __ ] hang on a minute I thought I was gonna go back
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oh my heart as I'm dealing with this complete idiot
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am I going or you get it oh okay well okay I'm in three two oh
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you're just gonna keep pushing it okay yes oh that was
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that was awful I hesitated on three wait I'm not doing two tennis
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is one go where are you three
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two one go
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foreign nope
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I got this three I'm not there yet two I'm not there yet dumbass come on go
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so do you want to push the button or do you want me to push the button okay
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all right um three two one go
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[Applause] go get your ass over there
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oh I had it hang on I could just cheese it hang on I'm gonna just cheese it one more one more
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all right nice try nice I I appreciate the effort
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[Applause] all right you're just bad with timing you know what is it now [ __ ] you
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okay so I think with the timing as you say go
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it should be good okay go ahead no just give me one more give me one more I think I got it
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nope nice give me one more hang on I got this okay I got this timing down
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wait for it wait for it wait for it hang on no hang on I got this last one I swear
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please
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oh that was in the air come on all right three two one go
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I got it
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I feel like you could cheese that though like I had it and then I just didn't know I cheesed it so I didn't have it
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oh don't mind me just almost died
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I hope we just cheese the entire section that'd be so funny no it's just that was a shortcut oh my favorite more Mashers
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but that is something for next time on couch goblins
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I hope it cuts off perfectly if not then I guess they hear this too but it's fine I I could the cool thing is I can just
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rate stretch it so you know it'll just you know do the thing with the thing because of the thing
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I can make it be as long as I want it to be that's what she said she said
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actually that's what he said that's what somebody once said