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Idiots Thinking with Portals | Portal 2 Co-Op (1)
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May 13, 2023
In this episode, join the goblins as they solve puzzles in the Aperture Science testing facility. What could go wrong? This is episode 1, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqSBeqsXRjC7v8qgvqoof-5 The Goblins: @larsburrito @argos101 #portal2 #portal2coop #funny #playthrough #meme #memes #letsplay #podcast
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I'm hiding from you because you're ugly
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come on just because I'm tall
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yes tall people are ugly
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what do I feel like I'm gonna get the
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short guy no I'm the tall one I'm the
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short guy why do you have a hat hi why
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do you have a hat good day here we can
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pause now to lower the audio please wave
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to your partner
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uh
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sound quality
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what's that right there perfect
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the upcoming test request hello
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the facilitate collaboration both of you
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have been equipped with a ping tool blue
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please use your ping tool to select your
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favorite animal
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what if my favorite animal isn't on here
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what's your second favorite animal
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wow
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[Music]
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to select your favorite element from the
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periodic table
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ah dude everybody loves freaking
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uh
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titanium
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Gladys even judges you
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interesting choice it's titanium it's
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epic it's it's very interesting very
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interesting choice
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tool can also be used to indicate to
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your hey look I see I see an idiot
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hey look I see an idiot
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that's a wall stupid you're supposed
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dumbass no mine's right there look at it
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in each location
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wee hello is first to acquire haha [ __ ]
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you I was having fun
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finally touched device
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all right now I'm here calibrating
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Blue's weight nice
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all right
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it's easy it's easy for peony right here
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oh [ __ ] you it's easier with beanie it's
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fine it's
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yeah do you have a hole up here I got a
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hole up here I have a hole up there also
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I wonder if we can get up there
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oh boom there you go
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oh thanks why do you have a hat on
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do I have a hat on you have a hat and
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like a little flag
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oh I do
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oh I have no idea how I did that
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all right
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oh wait are we supposed to do an intro
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uh
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hey everybody Welcome to couch goblins
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all right
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welcome to couch goblins
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what's this dude it's a cube what do you
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think it does it goes into Cube squares
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of variances
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how do I get the thing
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you just grab you press E when it falls
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no way I don't believe you
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got it
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hang on catch
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oh yeah I have to pass it around to you
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yeah you're right you right
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oh thank you thanks appreciate that
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appreciate you nope nope [ __ ] you didn't
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you didn't earn the cube it's mine now
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I don't know how that happened
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there you go I want this I like circles
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you know this you have to have it oh
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well you're in luck there's circles
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coming up soon
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um how how do oh I think you gotta make
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me you gotta make so I think you gotta
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put one uh there and I think there's one
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through there wait wait yep yep yep yep
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you got it you got it you got it okay
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all right merry Christmas
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all right
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um
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nice
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hey wait a minute wait a minute wait a
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minute wait a minute
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that was easy mode oh don't worry that
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was only the tutorial oh no dude that
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was that was the end of the game right
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there
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oh okay thanks to everyone for watching
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uh we'll see you guys in the next
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episode roll credits
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oh man
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oh boy that was easy I bet the whole
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game's gonna be like this but it
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probably will not be like this it
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definitely will not be like this there
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will be a lot more options for us to
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kill each other
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hey that's not nice I did not mean to do
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that
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you're wrecked fine maybe I shouldn't
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send you outside of the official testing
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courses you are picking up some bad
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human traits and trust me humans only
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why you walk so funny
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look at look at that look at look at how
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many
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yeah team building
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okay ten seven
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what 248 portals placed I think this
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I think it might I think it's probably
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counting yours
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probably wait hang on I got this
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oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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wait
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it is
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378 dang okay I didn't take many steps
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so I have to make sure that we go all
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the way back to the beginning because
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since I've completed this we uh have to
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start at the beginning because yeah I
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mean I don't see the way to go
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maybe I should have hosted that probably
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would have I don't know if that would
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have helped or not no it would probably
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would have been the same thing because
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all right well yeah
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but don't worry I haven't completed I
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have not completed the full campaign yet
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good good good good good good good yeah
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yeah so I don't know what full and I
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forget all the solutions anyway so yeah
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you see yeah I know you you have you
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have brain matter in your head so that
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means you know everything all the time I
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am incompetent
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why do you have us I hate your stupid
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little hat
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so it's like it's like a beanie that
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doesn't fit so it looks like a bowler
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hat I know
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um get your ass in there okay
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yeah oh I can view you yeah
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although don't do that because that is
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going to be different oh wait a minute
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uh
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wait a minute no no
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oh wait you get to sh I think you have
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to shoot portals
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um really what makes you say that
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there's you know what I meant there's a
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there's a wall here
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so if you put a portal uh wait a minute
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come oh my goodness come shoot your red
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portal in on that wall right there cool
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collaboration now we can go through and
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your door's closed
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doors closed
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hey funny joke okay
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Hi how are you
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doll [ __ ] you it's all the way up here
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you're not used to this
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this never happens to you right
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no yeah nobody ever has ripped my head
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off before and held it out of my reach
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no it's never happened dude that's like
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an everyday occurrence for me what are
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you talking about
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you ever just start missing your head
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and it's just gone forever
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hate it when that happens oh [ __ ] yeah
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okay
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some human Sports the winner is the one
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who scores the fewest possible points I
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just I wanted to go swimming
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all right so button does thing
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collaboration points
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hang on let me do the thing with the
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thing hey what the [ __ ] stop it oh you
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go through
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I don't need no need to thank me
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all right okay bye
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what's the next part
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bye damn it I have to I have to help you
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what's the next part the [ __ ] is that
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the entire puzzle is it just um I think
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you might have to go back around and
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press the button I think I have to shoot
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a portal for you to get through all
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right
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uh
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uh [ __ ] what are you doing I have to
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replace your portal so move your portal
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over
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I think
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I think maybe
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hey I'm over here thanks
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I don't
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uh
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is there like somewhere you can place it
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in there yeah okay
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I am smart
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I can tell
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high five
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pain and Agony and test subjects yes I
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did know that
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what's up here
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I found buttons
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doesn't do anything though okay we have
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to
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time this and press all four buttons
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within seconds of each other
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so you have to put a portal similar in
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placement to what I have and then go
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through and
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it was really easy hey look you're
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talking about you you're liking Circle
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circular stuff more spherical
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spherical
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this is very easy
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so far
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what are you doing what are you doing
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back here in the background I'm hiding
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from you because you're ugly
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come on just because I'm tall
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yes tall people are ugly
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then you must be the most handsome
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person in the entire universe then
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babies aren't cute babies are disgusting
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they're annoying maybe but be but
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they're cute impossible
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oh god
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um bye is there an issue yes come on I
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turned it off I turned it off come on
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it's called be liking my life
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okay so what we have to do is I think we
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portal through yeah this looks very
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simple yeah
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hey we did it
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okay
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ah sweet I love tutorials aren't they so
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much fun oh yes they are
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okay
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oh
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I don't like it I pushed oh oh wait
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stand on that switch stand on that
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switch okay what is something really
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cruel
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oh it's not very nice you have to do
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that
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you're a monster
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destroying them as part of the test see
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you're a monster
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you're unable to place that Cube
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properly no I'm trying to remember how
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to place it so it works right
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I still missed
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that doesn't seem right
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it is though
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see
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oh almost you moved it
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oh man I think I can move it there we go
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oh no you yeah we have to do it we work
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for like a millisecond we have to do
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both and I think
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you is doing very very well it's me it's
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me it's me it's me I've never heard you
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get collaboration points ever so
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um excuse you
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I don't think she's ever said nicely of
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you she was like you're short and then
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she also said that you're short so
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pretty sure she says I'm really good so
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uh yes yes yes I I can uh
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I I appreciate yep I don't know what you
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think you are doing but I don't like it
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it was a draw it's either I win or we
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both fail that's how this works
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with one of you handling the cerebral
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challenges
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oh what the [ __ ] was that okay uh
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uh oh yes hey wanna do me a favor sure
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can you go through this portal that I
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just set up for you yeah cool cool
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uh give me a minute
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uh
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nice
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14 science collaboration points was it
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worth it was it worth it it was very
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worth it was it worth it man
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it was very worth it it wasn't worth it
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I appreciate you indulging me in that I
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promise you I'll do it right this time
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actually I was gonna kill you later on
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like right in front of the puzzle cube
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so
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oh oh wait hold on hold on I got it I I
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think I got it there we go my man
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learning how buttons work you know what
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shut the [ __ ] up I don't recall asking
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you
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all right do you want to go in there it
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seems like you want to go in there I hit
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the wrong button I'm sorry
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yeah yeah yeah yeah here I'll go through
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I go I go I'll go okay
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oh
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there's nothing up there
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I
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the
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you're very worried
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wait where am I supposed to
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what am I looking for
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wait a minute
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oh wait
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um
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oh I gotta oh I gotta go back oh you
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have to go up so I have to push it down
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year to and then you I push you up yeah
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okay cool
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and then if you put a portal there and
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here you can shortcut your way back I
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think all right or oh never mind you
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have a portal over here so just put a
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little there at the end
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all right okay and you should be I
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should have a little bit of a shortcut
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back uh wait a minute and I need to push
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down for you go through and then back up
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and then uh back down and then if you
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shoot the red Point yeah nice easy easy
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only four days before I thought it was
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slowly three oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ]
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revenge is a dish best served on a plate
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with lasers
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the truth is every aspect of your
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performance will be reflected in your
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final score [ __ ] you for instance
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I don't even know what that means you
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just lost points I don't even know what
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that means neither do I
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know I have to be named Peabody it seems
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lame
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ha ha
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UNT what then again I'm the short one so
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I I don't really have any reasons
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baby oh [ __ ] you it's not though oh
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orange receives five science
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collaboration oh do you want a chance to
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kill me
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ah nah you see we're we're friends we're
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in that oh [ __ ] don't don't know we can
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trust each other at all times
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no no
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all right
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I destroyed the cube no I did
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oh [ __ ] you all right so how's this work
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I pointed at the thing so yes you put on
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the thing I jump over you raise the
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razors
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then I'm gonna do the next one yes uh
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wait a minute
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oh I portal over I portal over what do
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you stop I'm trying to actually I'm not
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doing anything I'm not doing anything
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bye why did you I'm trying to get you
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over there man what are you doing it
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seems as if you're trying to kill me
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the bad thing that I'm thinking the
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moment I get a job I'm operating my PC
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probably
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then again I want to I want to upgrade I
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want to upgrade also so
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get through there
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but get through there
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all right uh and then you need to get
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that the laser over there and then raise
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oh [ __ ] dude
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I didn't have enough time all right
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you're not a parkour wizard I got this i
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got this you know what you know what no
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I got it I got it I got it no you're
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you're not up here
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claims to be good okay okay
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okay okay cool good talk a good time oh
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damn it you didn't move fast enough
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huh
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all right
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yeah buddy yeah buddy
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you got this I swear I believe in you
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I think I didn't get you as high as
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possible for this to work so I think the
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last time you [ __ ] me up no I'm pretty
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sure you were just slow then you jumped
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off the side you know what you can go
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kill yourself bam
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there I have no idea how I'm getting
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over now though that's fine
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oh okay uh oh yeah I see it you see it
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do you see it
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you can move that's right yeah if you
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move that to there that's right that's
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right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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now I have to do parkour [ __ ]
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here we go here we go I can do this I
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can do this
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I missed oh God damn
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and you wanted to be the parkour Master
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you barely made a jump into a circle
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I never claimed to be smart okay
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ah goodness
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you know what Nate nobody asked you
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I asked Nate continue
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Nate go [ __ ] yourself
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with a cactus
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[ __ ] you I'm into that [ __ ] oh
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won't even tell you what you were
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looking for you will know it when you
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find it all right we're looking for
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something so do you know why we
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constantly see the robots being taken
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apart and that kind of thing uh because
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we're robots and you can take apart
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robots so the lore
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is that GLaDOS is trying to prove to you
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that
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um
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um
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we don't matter we can easily be taken
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we can easily be destroyed and put back
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together again oh okay
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um
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how do the countdown
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I don't know how to do the countdown
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[ __ ] uh uh that's another 50-point
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penalty keep it up and you will lose
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five okay do you want to go get ready to
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pull that lever
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yeah I winning okay do you want to go
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over
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how low does it go
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on
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you should see yourselves right now I'm
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done
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no apparently she's done so
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see that's what that's what she wants me
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to think
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okay all right
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um so here so here's how you do the
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countdown three
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one pull
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see was it that difficult
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we didn't do it though
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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all right three two one pull
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perfect
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oh it is a portal thing okay oops what
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[ __ ] you oh I think I soft locked it
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uh can I get back out
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yes I can yeah okay cool cool
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insert the disc
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cool now let's look at the porn
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congratulations
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nice
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that's the only way I can retrieve you
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is to violently Target acquired we're
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gonna be exploded ready three two you
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don't oh never mind my count was off
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three two one you can't kill me and not
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not if I do it first idiot damn it
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so how did it feel to be violently
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exploded I'd say it's the second time
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it's happened to me
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second time first you don't want to know
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he's trying to get a drink and you made
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me laugh
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very easy
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you finished the first Arc are you ready
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for the next piece of [ __ ] I mean maybe
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next time on couch goblins
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uh yeah next one couch goblins next time
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on couch goblins next time I couch
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goblins next time on couch goblins
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so uh that was fun
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all right let's see who's oh it's
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portals oh [ __ ] you get get rock paper
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scissors idiot
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damn you can't you can't always throw
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rocks open
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it's not like I have a choice yes you do