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Hostiles Nearby | Alien: Isolation (17)
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Jun 21, 2025
“She Alien on my Isolation until I Workin Joe.” -LarsBurrito This is episode 17, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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couch please
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so you tried to jump scare me with Jeez
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a little bit we're playing a scary game
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ah okay lock down
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oh you're removing
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you think you can beat me who do you
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think you are
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if only I had a table to walk around
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true
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got to go around them all
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um
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they're
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You do you do you do you do you do not
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have an appointment me on my way to go
0:48
make an appointment molotov 2 molotov
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was so good they made a second one
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molotov 2 electricaloo oh no I'm getting
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so much loot i'm getting so much loot
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why why am I getting so much loot i
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don't want to fight a boss right now um
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I know exactly why you're getting so
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much loot um I will tell you if you want
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[ __ ] down here i was still [ __ ]
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down here do you Do you want me to tell
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you why no no no it's cuz I'm about to
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It's cuz I'm about to not need it i'm
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about to retire
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that's why they're giving me all the
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loot
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now I'm going to waste my battery real
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quick so I can refresh my battery so I
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can stop looking at a smidgen left in my
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battery slot
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a smidgen yeah look at that look at the
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Look at my battery there's a smidgen
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lovely
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holy revolver ammo Batman
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that's fine is it though no I'm pretend
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it is you're going to pretend it is okay
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ah it's perfectly normal
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i'm just going to block but now now the
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androids can't get through right there's
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no way they can get through there's fire
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there that's what I'm saying um they're
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coming through they're they're they're
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they're coming through
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oh it's fine cuz now they're on fire
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oh okay
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yo save point i'm going save real quick
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right now hostiles nearby nah there's no
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hostiles i'm fine where the hostile is
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hostiles
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that is a way to come back from saving
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oh my god
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that's scary i have a pipe bomb
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aa vista baby
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did it work two
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times three
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times four are they all dead no three
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pipe bombs one of these things had a key
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card
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the first one I checked
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oh no I can't build any more pipe bombs
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i think the fire helped though
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save point
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again
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hey it's emergency right oh yeah
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absolutely
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utani synthetic registered attempted
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access
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his eyes just turn off
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69
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dink
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go samuels go Samuels i'm going to look
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for loot real quick samuels just in case
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I need more i don't see anymore that
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sucks
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it sucks that I have all this
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flamethrower ammo
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i mean you you basically asked for it
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all right Samuels we're going to get out
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of this together
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malfunctioning great what was that
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nothing just more [ __ ] on the station
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[ __ ] up the usual
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all right that was a bit unnecessary
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supposed to time that i feel like I am
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yes you are
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wow
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and now jump
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you missed i made it
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i know that's I was making a joke never
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mind i made it i did it
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i did it
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all right Samuels
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come on nice and quiet i have a feeling
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not a good guy isn't it a good thing
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that the alien is out of the game
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forever now it's a weird time for you to
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say that oh hey there's hostiles nearby
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um what's funny is that the alien is
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actually gone
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for now for the rest of Yo look at that
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yo look at it line up
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look at that texture failure let's go
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zero at a time game is terrible one
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texture was out of place oh my god
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unplayable
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yo look at this lineup
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be stuck in my head all day now
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oh you're [ __ ]
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what did I do what did I do what did I
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do you're trespassing nuh-uh i own this
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ship do you have any idea who my father
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is
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they don't know they don't know they
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aren't aware a Molotov
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uh Molotov's not going to work i need
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one of these
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this could be a good time to have a
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whatever into my heart you got one
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perfect
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and good thing I gave me all this
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equipment
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you'll need it
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you will definitely need it well I'm
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using it i got to get past these idiots
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and I'm out of pipe bombs
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you and I are going to have to do that
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so you and I are not going to talk about
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anything ever
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stop giving me sensors
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i was expecting him to be like right
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behind you like come out of the come out
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of the safe he's right behind me isn't
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he
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got to rewire this whole damn space
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station
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i mean you are the sole maintenance
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person now i'm not Isaac Clark as you
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said in episode two two three
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two
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oh charge back
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I don't like you I don't trust you with
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your head cut off
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sad creeper
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Among Us
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Nice
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just like my grade in my current class
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an F damios good to see you alive apollo
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security perimeter has been built so
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that only seeks and synthetics can
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interact with it
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listen to me i'm going to have to do
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something rather drastic if I hope to
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connect with Apollo
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you have to start walking around yep
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there you go kid
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there you go kid
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no power for me
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i'm going to use the reformat chamber
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it's the only option i've had to divert
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power from the area to allow me to try
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that sounds safe
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doesn't it though
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yo is that a safe point let's [ __ ] go
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samuels that's too dangerous yes far too
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dangerous wish me luck samuels don't do
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it
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do it get in there do a flip
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yo look at them grabbers
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oh we got in the machine apollo
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connection initiated apollo infection
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has been purged the creature is no
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longer station yeah this is safe hazard
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containment operations are suspended
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alert authorized connection
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ripley Apollo's rejecting me we might be
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in trouble samuels I'm too powerful
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apollo is trying to stop me from
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interfacing oh no amanda you need to
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manually disconnect the systems please
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jesus samuels i'll try wait you need to
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do it in the correct order or the
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cascade will be fatal warming i'm
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accessing see schematics
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remove the red cable first
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red first
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that one
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this red cable
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you can do it
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look for a blue cable blue cable
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got it blue disconnected what next green
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cable i'm having trouble accessing the
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schematics
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apollo is making things difficult i need
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the next one samuels
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what what's happening out there with me
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the emergency lights have come on i
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can't make out the colors that one's
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green you're going to have to guide me
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to them
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the next one is plugged into a wall
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socket there was an upturned gurnie
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nearby i think it's this one
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well look for the gurnie um it's this
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one it's a wall socket two more replic
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there should be a deactivated android
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next to it this one
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and cool got it Samuel um sure we'll go
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with that yes the last one now replaced
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i duded it
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no need to thank me
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you're dying you talk like I've had an
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actual life
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i
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thank you for that your lips are not
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moving the uh Apollo transit is open
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once you get into the core it will talk
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to you whatever happened to the girl
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she's just dead i wanted Amanda Ripley
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to have closure
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maybe I told you she was missing
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where do I go now
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ricardo if you're there pick up
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i'm here i'm here sorry samuels is gone
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he opened Apollo Transit for me i'm
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going to go straight there i'll get
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Apollo to lift the lock down
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in the arms of an angel
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fly away
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from here um hey PJ just so you know I
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would stick to your day job which is not
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being a YouTube singer
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yo Jesus
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oh my god that's what we call comedic
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timing
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oh nothing we in the business we in the
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business
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we We in the business we like to call
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that We in the business like to call
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that uh comedic timing
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we in the business
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in the in the
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I don't even know what that's from it's
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just a guy fumbling on his words that's
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all it's from it's like Oh is it It's
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not from It's not like from a movie or
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anything it's just Okay no it's just
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like I think he's he's practicing his
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English and he's just like going through
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like a in the beginning
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my god there's a There's another one
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that's funny where it's a guy who's just
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like he's trying to read a thing it'll
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like it'll uh click on the Google
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um the the Google translate and be like
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literally and they'll click it literally
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literally
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literally literally
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you sound like Stitch
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literally
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i like that guy he's blue yo is that a
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grenade
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you're wrecked
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i'm not even going to kill you surprised
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[ __ ] it didn't kill me i'm chasing
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after you at full speed now thump
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i think you mean thump thump thump thump
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thump that is a good point
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that guy literally walks at like the
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speed of speed of a snail that's
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terrible you're horrible i am a horrible
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person you're horrible why do I do this
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with you i don't know
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oh look i actually need my flashlight
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crazy darkness
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here's another flashlight the aliens
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right there surprise [ __ ] i'm back
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remember me no
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little mouth pops out remember me i'mma
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eat you with my little mouth chomp chomp
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my god
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got more loot got more loot
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okay at the speed that you were saying
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that the android walks that you walk
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past that door again and he's right
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there
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he's the He's the immortal snail oh my
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god
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is over
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play it Ricardo
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and this is Christmas
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well that's the usual song with you
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that's usual song with the stupid snail
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meme yeah I know oh the big guns now huh
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not some girl with abandonment issues
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damn leave Ripley out of this she's just
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looking for closure i'm looking after
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Wayland and Utani interests and I'm
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looking to get out of this [ __ ] cell
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maybe
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this is
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being recorded
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you want the top 10 or the full list i
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want data the location of the planet
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where you found the derm
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supposed to go down the ladder i can
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give you that and a way off the station
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you just have to let me out i can
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probably agree to this terms what the
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[ __ ] taylor taylor get me out of the
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show right now get me out
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yo pip i found the source the moss here
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is taking noise i heard it
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sorry just how you said that I had to
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even though we've repeated that joke
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over and over and over again it's
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because it's so funny
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that's why
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oh my god I feel old when did that come
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out again uh 18 years ago
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are are you guessing or do you know what
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can a man guess
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harry Potter see I always hate looking
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up stuff that I used to watch cuz then
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it's just like damn
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someday I'll figure out where
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it's this way and I go back the way that
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I came right
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take private transit to Apollo
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so not this huh
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do you want to know
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do Do you know
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how many years ago did you say it was
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uh I guess like 18 18 years you are very
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very close i was depressingly close cuz
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I was depressingly right
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17 years ago
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march March 24th
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2007
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i think I just took psychic damage i did
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too
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wow that hurt i did too take private
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where is that
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in the middle of nowhere
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hate this game
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i I can't believe that's
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It's almost
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It's old it's almost old enough to vote
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and serve in the military
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i think you have to go up that ladder i
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went up that ladder there was nothing is
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it oh was there no okay apparently I'm
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stupid ignore me i'm good for I'm good
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for nothing maybe it's over here oh this
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was like the Monsters Inc uh
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yeah that's where we were it says I need
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to go there but that but there it
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doesn't exist
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um and my gun's not telling me where to
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go either is there a shutter style of
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door that looks like you can't get
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through or like a vent somewhere that
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you can't get through that you can get
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through yeah cuz where a vent would be
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is like right down there that's where
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the
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So I'm going to I'm going to go back to
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the other side and climb back up and see
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if there's something up there okay I can
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get back up there
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war is over
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my god I got it stuck in your head god
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damn it
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what will you do tonight that's the
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question what will group do tonight okay
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by the time this by the time this video
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comes out that song is probably no
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longer going to be relevant it's going
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to be relevant to my heart
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that's all that matters it's going to be
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relevant to me at the gym
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is that the only time you listen to it
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like I don't want to say no but now are
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you a YouTube music kind of guy a
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Spotify kind of guy or an Apple Music
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kind of guy uh I'm a not YouTube music i
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just go on to YouTube
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oh okay and then just Yeah I just have
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like a playlist like I don't like it's
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not even my own playlist like it'll just
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be like "Hey here's your first song."
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And then it's going to turn into a mix
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and I do that until I start disliking
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the music and then I close out and pick
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a new mix okay i'm like insane kind of
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guy that's how I choose my music i I
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have I I I have Spotify premium only
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because um I
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organ storage okay just because I have
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um I'm a student so I can get it for I
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can get Spotify and Hulu for like five
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bucks a month
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um
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and
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it's nice
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however my liked songs playlist is
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literally like any song that I listen to
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i was like "Huh that's a good song." So
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like you know that Family Guy cutaway
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with where it's Peter in the in the um
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Peter in the car in the garage and
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speaking of Frell Williams um did he do
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Happy it's like a really it's a very
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depressing song and then it switches to
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happy and he stops and is like I'm very
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I'm very influenced by by music
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i think I remember that joke it was like
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uh it it does happy and then it like
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cuts to um
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I forget the other one oh yeah that like
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cut between the two no happy was happy
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is what it cuts to after the depressing
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song cuz he makes a comment about how
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he's about to like he's in the garage
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with his car turned on with the garage
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door shut
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don't do that kids
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although if there are kids watching this
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video there is something highly wrong
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with you very wrong with you
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okay so now you the objective is showing
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up so maybe it I don't know you were in
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the right area maybe
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for a while at least you were
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and now it's behind you again
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now it's just gone
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oh now it's here uh I'm just going to
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I'm just going to do this
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apollo secure transit okay you're going
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the right direction
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so
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activate the elevator because Yeah to
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Apollo Secure Transit that's where
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you're supposed to go all right then i
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don't know why the thing's over there
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then it's probably on a different floor
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type of thing
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bug game's terrible 0 to 10 would never
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recommend ever to anybody ever
25:30
and yet you're still you know you you
25:32
could have stopped this game you know at
25:35
at any point no you didn't have to play
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it the content the content think of the
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content the content
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think of the content think of the
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giggles i can't lay giggles at someone's
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feet if I have no giggles to lay you
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ever think about that that's I I guess
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fair i think
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calloop
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that's a Someone should sample that beat
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and make him do a music song
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really like it's it it's got some funk
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to it you know what I mean it does a
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little bit um
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while we wait for the world's slowest
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train next time on Couch Goblins next
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time on Couch Goblins I'll be on the
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other side of that train hopefully
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or at least on it or at least in it
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so
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coincide with it
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so oh my god
26:58
apollo
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science and medical tower
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thank you God
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your safety is important to us
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like it's such a beat
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oh my god
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i'm good for more if you are i'm not
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sure when you want to stop
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