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This is episode 8, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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so
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chat I don't want to say he know no the
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hungry hippo's on the floor
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noou comes you cut out on that not on
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OBS I didn't I hope not but but how with
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how Discord did that I
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mean because we're sitting on the same
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couch on on OB we're sitting on the same
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couch in OBS um I did changed some
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settings cuz I think I found uh the
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reason why there was this weird popping
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sound effect and I hope it f I didn't
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test it at all so you are going to be my
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guinea pig and I deeply apologize when
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did you make this change uh
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yesterday I didn't I don't remember
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hearing a weird popping noise um maybe
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it's just my
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use where am I going uh you have this
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thing called a a
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map Oh no I got to go to the other side
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uh I don't know it's it's effect that
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I've
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heard
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Sno see you later
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idiot come in the vent [ __ ] deare
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you yeah it's like this weird thing that
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starts at the beginning of my words
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sometimes for the longest time I thought
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it was just my mouth made like a weird
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noise like that like well this is my
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life but I think it's because I added
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gain in OBS instead of just doing it on
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the microphone cuz I'm lazy so that's
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probably why it was so I just took that
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off and then turned on gain for the
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microphone yeah um let me um I need to
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mute myself real quick cuz my dog is
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barking so um you want me to pause or do
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you want me to just entertain that if
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you want to pause you can if not I don't
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care time to Mo make the most obscene
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joke like the telletubbies aren't that
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funny I'm going to I have my headphones
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still on
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dumbass Jordan's cute in his
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jammies damn you Coleman you knew
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was here I'm not C I'm not cute in any
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situation by the way looking cute Jamies
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now let's get down dispensary of course
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of course A promise is a promise I'm
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sorry for putting you through this I'm
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going to step into the other room to
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punch the code in and prime the elevator
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you're going to die aren't you the key
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card to take the elevator
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down I think I'm going
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to you're stopping very weirdly
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where I save point at I'm I'm like a fly
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on the wall with my hands together let
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me just save real quick it's an
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emergency indeed it is did he die yet I
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think he's about to hi
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you want a pipe bombb there I'll collect
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my things and we can leave oh man I
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wonder if you're going to walk through
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that door and then get stabbed in the
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chest by an
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alien it's like you know the
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game last time I'm yep oh
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no oh
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no oh God
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[Applause]
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oh and I'm
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dead and I'm dead maybe maybe uh
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2319 nailed
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it and you're dead no I'm fine I hear I
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hear spitter patters that's a map behind
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you by the
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way proud of yourself yes I am I am now
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I won't now we won't be yelled at our
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comments hey you forgot to get the
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map the other is this
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way is this the
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elevator no no is this the elevator
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that's the
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elevator you're about to say no that's
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the
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elevator
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nice nice
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yeah how do you feel terrible thanks for
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asking I hate you so
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much it's not fair his soundboards come
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over the mic mine don't actually yours
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do it just some of them are very I know
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the reason it doesn't it's because the
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way that I'm uh the way I send you the
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the video is I it doesn't give the
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desktop
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audio I mean I have that audio track but
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I don't think there's anything populated
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on it um go back to that door you still
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around me no uh take the left no go
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back that one grab that stum
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baton oh well good thing I grabbed the
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stun baton thank you Jordan cuz you're
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dead Okay next time oh he's giving me a
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hug next time do it when you're clear
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like gu hi
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there hello there good thing I saved
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right outside the gate okay now we'll
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try again but this time for
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real right grab the stun baton
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dead this is why we never listen to
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Jordan cuz I think you also have to go
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into that room can I stun the guy I
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don't know if if you can stun the alien
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with that why do
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I it it works for the it works for the
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um the the probably the robots the
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Androids the working
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Jo's think I did
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something oh I got to go find a
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coolant okay
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the stun baton functions like a taser
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and it only works on humans and working
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Joe's man it was really hard to find
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that
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coolant oh he's in there I got to go
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fast
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I think now I have to access the
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terminal and do the
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thing I mashed it 18 times that means it
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[Music]
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works he's Pitter pattering around very
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loudly are as to
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smoking I will smoke if I want to you
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can't stop
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me if I Need a New Port I Need a New
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Port I need a deep fried New Port I'm
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taking
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it man puzzles at a time like
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this I mean yeah
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Samuels there's a Dr lingard senior
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medical officer should be able to find
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out where they're keeping everything in
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our office good luck rley hurry if you
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can his voice sounds so weird oh it
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hasn't been 60 seconds
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well I mean you can wait since he's
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right in front of you I think I got to
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go here the only other way
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out ladder
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hogers all
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right d
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it hey I'm sure that's
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fine me
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one no I guess I looted everything no I
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didn't give me your
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stuff thank
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you yo
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coffee I'm seeing a lack of shave
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points I don't like
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that so how's your day going man it's
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going um and the alien can enter floor
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vents by the way I just looked that up
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as well you you're you're Mr Google
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aren't you I mean that's my job as the
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co- commentator right you're the Bing
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boy Bing boy yeah you're the Bing
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boy you're you're the you're the Firefox
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fell what would it be for Opera you're
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the Opera
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[Laughter]
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guy oh
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my I hate you so much there's no there's
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no o words in the world I don't know
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what you want from
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me you're the Opera trauma all right I
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don't
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know [ __ ] no thanks
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arson you're dead I
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think oh I'm
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fine yeah come for me
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idiot oh oh oh he took that literal
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uhoh H the playe move oh look at that
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picture someone like Zelda
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he was running around with a loaded
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shotgun the fire stop I don't think the
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fire
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stopped no the fire is on for the rest
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of the chapter like you can't
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[Music]
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here Bella
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[Music]
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chilling don't move don't
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breathe fine
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terminal I don't care about your other
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stuff what's your
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utility oh wow sucks that fers on for
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the rest of the
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chapter I thought it was okay
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he's about to pop there yep somebody
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pick up the phone because I just called
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it yo is that a Hungry Hippo
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yo bro literally me when it's
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[Music]
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lunchtime whoops
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well this is lard medical officer I get
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out of this and the alien just right
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behind me he's just like oh man this
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cool I Hey look it's me it's my origin
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story I I have been placed under duress
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with regards to the compr my patient
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zero and Ransom season's head of
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operations
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he he made certain threats for my career
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and my certification I want that on
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right
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certification
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God that woman needed have help I didn't
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know what type of parasite she had
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encountered but it had planted something
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inside
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her I am so sorry I feel like she's just
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about to die cuz alien I had no way of
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knowing what would
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happen I knew it he was interested
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I
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go
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okay hi
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there that
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[Music]
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sucks
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sorry you can do that in like 15
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minutes oh that didn't work
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yo give me that
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oh um I'm not sure if one of the
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terminals has that
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code I
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believe it's not I don't know if it's
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this n it's got to be
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something just flashed on one of my
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monitors I have no idea what it
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is now I have key
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card so SC you died because I think
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that's something you need oh that just
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gave me a bad memory oh
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man feel my dad used to have a really
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cool uh black
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jaguar uh I forgot the why he had it but
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when we moved I accidentally broke it he
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really upsuck he was
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RI damn Ripley I'm sorry I didn't know
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it affected you that much you know what
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I kind of want to go back and rip that
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game audio of just replace screaming
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[ __ ] and soundboard
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that I think that would be a good
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soundboard to
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have
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[ __ ] was like no my key card someone
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stole my key card who did it who's the
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[ __ ]
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I needed that for things yeah he was
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really upset about it to be fair it was
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sitting in the garage for like five
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years I mean I don't know why he was
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that upset about it I think it was like
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he found it and then it was just gone
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sort of deal but still feel bad at some
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point I got to get I got to get him a
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new
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one
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yeah with that YouTube money that
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YouTube money with my two quesero pay
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I looked at my oh I don't know I'm
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getting out of this Locker oh it's he
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STP toing in his Jordans look at that
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guy he knows he knows he doesn't he
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doesn't he doesn't so he knows my little
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M
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get I'm sorry I was too invested in him
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tiptoeing in those
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Jordans I think you need to get that key
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card again I'm not sure if that I do
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yeah 2 five no I got to I probably got
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to look at this again oh yeah cuz it's
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stupid I need yeah
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okay
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yeah see that's why I'm glad like later
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in
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the uh video game lifespan they started
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to uh give it give it to me give it to
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me they started no not Autos saves that
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was a thing before this came out but
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they started to like [ __ ] they started
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to like
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autogenerate
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separate Molotov Co I didn't even see
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that uh they started like you know every
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time you play the game it'd be a
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different
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code
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oh yeah yeah yeah
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yeah
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yeah he knows he doesn't know he's not a
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knower I broke L of sight so chat you
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wouldn't know you wouldn't believe me if
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I told you
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right oh the paper chart over there okay
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I just heard a loud noise in my house I
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think I'll make sure the alien spawns in
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your house oh [ __ ] um if he dies in the
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game chat he dies in real life uh
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entertain the audience and I'll be right
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back
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samels I'm on my way I'm going to hide
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in the locker because
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um
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yeah all
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[Music]
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right I'm to make the fire
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do it thank you
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I'm
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dead oh man you you just missed it that
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was awesome I saw the glitch I I came
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back at the you're dead at the I'm dead
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I'm dead and then the
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glitch oh it was so
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perfect you got to stop getting in the
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thing so there
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yeah I'll start
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this
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[ __ ] you're going to hear that word a
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lot of this episode I think maybe you
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should not turn that off right away and
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hide right away no I'm going to I'm
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going to turn it off and then hide see
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my issue is I keep not hiding right away
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I keep like waiting for
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him cuz the fire kind of deters him and
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it's possible to no but there's a way
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around it so it'll just go around it
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instantly at the speed of [ __ ] light
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and also because I did it this way I
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think it spawned him there instead of at
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the other end of the fire like it always
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does
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maybe
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maybe I wonder if these sticky notes or
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inside lockers are actual
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like stuff that is
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written uh yes and I saw L
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triangle like if it's some way shape or
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form written on people's
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desks I'm dead you probably I got to I
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got to like wait them out got to wait
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for him to like start actually I can
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just
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walk we start speeding up the key C
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right you gra the key code right yeah
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yeah yeah's map in that room there's a
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map in this room the stun baton has
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charges oh look a lock I like
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these Le order move of
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above 2x
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gramp it's the same let sticky notes the
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same as the other one yeah same with the
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isos triangle this game's not
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realistic maybe multiple people were
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studying for the same
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test so
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chat I don't want to say he know no the
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hungry heos on the floor
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oh life's literally not
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fair I think that's going to be the coal
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open for this
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episode on the
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floor just like episode three being uh
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chat he knows chat chat I think he
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knows he's a knower chat
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I think that needs to be a shirt design
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just the words chat he's knower chat
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he's a knower and then on the back chat
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he
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knows okay I'm on
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it okay time to open my photo
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editor I think I downloaded some of the
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fonts for this
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game okay Ed is not my default browser
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I'm sorry what the [ __ ] tell us how
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you've edged this year using Microsoft
22:39
Edge the [ __ ] you never seen that
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tweet no oh is that act an actual treat
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by the Ed that that was a tweet that got
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deleted by Microsoft Edge that's the
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kind of thing where they they uh don't
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think before they speak
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okay new documents
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card goodness it's got to hell in here
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Sams oh [ __ ] is that that a dude uh hide
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cuz it's a hostile
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human oh he's walking away from you
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though okay yeah but there's also an
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alien behind me Jordan I can't I can't
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just hide right now that you find a room
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and hide damn
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it hey look a giant ex sign maybe you
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should follow that follow wow it's
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totally going to work and it's not going
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to be blocked off and I have to go find
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it all the way around it oh you have to
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find a way to around it
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wow game
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design for trauma kit
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man look it's
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me oh my god
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really I have a stun baton
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oh shoot and a
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gun I have you know I have zero
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confirmed kills in
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TDM no use this all right
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whatever
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okay that my me just downloading a font
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I make a
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molotto oh dude is dude this guy is a
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noer you just why do you want to commit
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crime Brule so
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bad I see this ending very poorly for
24:50
me hey the event's not drooling so
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you're fine for now
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think I got to go the way he's
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going I have Max Epal that's not even
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possible
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do not like
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gunshots to hold the reload button yes
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good to
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know no such file all
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right that's a cool dude right there
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look at that guy it's a cool guy he
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knows what's going on that's a retired
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Grim Reaper right
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there who's
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that is that death is that my death
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specifically it might be nope nope nope
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I broke L of sight I broke L of sight I
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don't think so I broke L of sight I
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don't know about
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that I don't know seem [ __ ] broke
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L when was my last
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save every speed
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running
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[ __ ] oh that's a long way no it's not
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that it's not that it's not that bad
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samels I'm on my
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way I'm about to speed run
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this
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maybe you're dead why go under it you
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all right so next time on couch goblins
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all
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right all
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right oh my God yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah
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yeah yeah I can't wait for the next time
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on
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cashs oh my God this this episode though
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h