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The Goblins are back and Jordan SEEMINGLY developed skills between the last two episodes. I wonder if they'll last.
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did you install aim hacks what's
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happening got him what have you been
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doing these past few weeks I asked I
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asked for skill for Christmas hey Sanda
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can I get some good oldfashioned skill
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please and they gave you some skill bada
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bing bada boom look at that it's the
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game okay you can play now it's the game
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it's it's the you know the one it's the
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thing it's the tomb she raids the tomb
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she's a Raider she tombs The Raid she's
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a Tomb Raider okay it's it's been a
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couple of weeks since I've played this
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uh so bear with me as I try to remember
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all of the uh
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controls so if I remember properly last
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time you killed a man and then you
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killed some more
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guys that was better it sneaky beaky
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like I used to be an adventure like you
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and it's like an arrow to the face that
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was not the face that was the back of
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the neck it's said head shot yeah but
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that also wasn't the
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face you know what it it said head
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shot yeah but the face is only part of
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the head
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though that's that's what I'm saying
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without your sass okay my friend you can
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do without my Sunset SAS gorilla I'm not
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here I'm not
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here you do not see
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me we are perfectly fine I am not going
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to uh I'm not going to kill you you see
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nothing and you moved damn you you've
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piece of
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[Music]
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[ __ ] head
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shot turn my fan on slightly more so I
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think the second that I that I step out
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from this
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cover they see me so I'm trying to kill
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this guy before that
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this piece of [ __ ] guyy just absolutely
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rotating his head everywhere so you
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can't get a clean head shot oh yeah yeah
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and I'm about to lose the arrow oh I
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caught the light though burned out
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again dang got him did you install aim
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hacks what's happening got him what have
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you been doing these past few weeks I
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asked I asked for skill for Christmas
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all hey sand can I get some good
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oldfashioned skill please and then they
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gave you some
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skill what was that uh it was probably
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nothing the wind whoa the Wind made the
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same sound twice that's insane it even
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threw arrows at me man that's
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insane I think that's all of them music
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stopped stood up that like the first
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time you've ever like fully stealthed it
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I know well I didn't realize that I
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could kill the light that would have
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made things a lot easier that one that
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did not happen I mean it's a video game
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if there's a light you can probably
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shoot it and destroy it I
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mean yes however that's not going to
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work well that's a fire that's different
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I'm I'm I'm being stupid okay there's an
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electrical
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light fair
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enough I got to I got to teach you the
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ways of the video games cuz it feel like
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you don't know like things right the the
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the main things that are in every video
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game red barrels go boom chest High
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walls boss fight time you
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know fair
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enough just to prove you're wrong never
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mind yeah oh yeah yeah yeah holy [ __ ]
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I'm G prove you wrong I'm gonna prove
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you yeah yeah proved me right oh shoot
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hi
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um I'm just GNA run away give me a
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second to uh pull out my gun
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pull out my gun I was not
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loaded that wasn't very
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nice well he snuck up on me that's fair
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his fault that's very
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fair hey did you hear that gunshot n I'm
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nah there's nothing there was the wind
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how many are there there's only one but
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she's killing all of
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us okay try to go back there's only one
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but she's the main
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character oh no
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and I hate to be like the side character
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in someone else's life
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hi I feel like this whole little break
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you've just spent time training your
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aim as I mess up yeah sorry
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commentator's
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curse uh as a as a YouTuber I used to
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watch said calls it the let's play curse
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the let's play curse you can be the best
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at a game but the second that you press
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the record button you're
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trash no I don't really have that
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problem I mean the the the one I'm
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talking about is when you're like a
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commentator in like a tournament like
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this person is doing awesome they'd
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never fall for this and then they
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instantly fall for that like in like a
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fighting tournament or something they
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get R and they never get red ever
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interesting collect any no I think think
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you're good you just got to make the
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jump hey look I made a jump I thought
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you about to miss
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it I did a little bit also you you just
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took the jump so early I'm like and the
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ground and you're dead remember that
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time you were alive cuz now you're dead
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[Laughter]
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I hope you enjoyed it while you had
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it and now you have splinters all
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over huh
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interesting
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interesting I it looks more German than
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anything reminds me of a nocturn and
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Totten from
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zombies I'm pretty sure I no that was
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Japanese it was yeah never mind I'm
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stupid ignore
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me I'm not the World War II buff in my
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friend group I am the nothing buff CU
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I'm fat and I'm bad at
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knowledge good you went a lot longer on
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that than you usually
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do I thought it was going to be for a
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long
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done dude don't go in the stank room
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it's stanky in
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there everyone
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leaves pressed X to
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doubt they wrote that before they knew I
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was the main
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character love
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it
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that's one of the thing those rats are
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just going
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bro it'll blow up if you shoot the
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barrel they said there was fuel in
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it it's also
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red I just want to say that these NPCs
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are
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metagaming they they could have just
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blown up for any reason the how do they
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instantly assume that there's bad guys a
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foot uh because it's a video game well
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yeah but like just
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saying clot hole number one it makes
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sense I mean there's probably going to
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be a lot of plot holes in a lot of
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different video games insert Star Wars
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Disney Trilogy joke
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here God damn it tell me I'm wrong I
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need I want you to look me in the eyes
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and tell me I'm wrong um I can't look
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you in the eyes you don't have a webcam
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enabled well look at look deep into the
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profile picture of my Discord and tell
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me that I'm wrong that aswat looks very
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guilty what do you mean in the in the
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scene at the pictures from yeah he's
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about to take the food that's for others
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and then
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he oh my goodness I apologize for
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complimenting your aim because you just
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miss miss miss miss miss head shot you
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know what I can do without your
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sex this was not part of the contract
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that we both did not sign contracts are
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for
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weirdos and probably
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lawyers oh it's this
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part dude you just gota you just got to
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go over do the thing come back for the
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thing yeah okay yep yep yep yep yep yep
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yep yep I mean I totally don't never
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play this on camera before in a previous
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attempt at recording
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this it was actually weird once you
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brought it up that the what probably
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happened to you happened to me on OBS
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for a little bit and I fixed
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it I think it was I mean did you have to
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like re-record what you said no or like
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no it was um I was trying to add a what
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was that guy
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doing I'm going to watch you die
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now no it was like um I was trying to
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get like a final voice clip and because
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Premiere Pro was being stupid would let
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me record over audio I had to just go
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into OBS and say something and then I
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did it and then I you know remux it and
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everything and it was just like just the
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video no audio of any kind like oh
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that's
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awesome no my Pro my problem was that
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the only audio that
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existed
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was you the game and I was non-existent
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so you just seemed insane talking to
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yourself but it had the breaks as if you
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were talking with me but like there's
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nobody responding to you it was just
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like oh yeah I I hate that
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also and then I would say something just
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the voice in my
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head there holy [ __ ] he asked me
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to he asked me to it was just like it
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wasn't just the one Bullet to the Head
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it was the multiple bullets to the Head
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details okay
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detail bye despite the loss of two cargo
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[Laughter]
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[ __ ] someone the N the
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Japanese oh this
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part you should probably take cover he
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judged me about not getting into
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cover when that scene when he first
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played through that scene uh yeah I
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think so judged me for mag dumping yeah
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you mag dumped into nobody and then
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didn't get into cover so you can't move
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oh okay I'm just stupid so you are in
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the open until time gets back to normal
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speed yo that guy was using my color
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it's
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sick oh you're on fire you should get
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out of the fire
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you're getting shot at you shouldn't get
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shot at you know what I I thought it
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looked cool uh you know killing him
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melee Style with Through Fire through
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the fire and the Flames we came I'm on
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fire mag dump mag dump mag
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dump give me a second to reload thank
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you thank you for not instantly bu
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rushing just rushed me and killed me
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because I was about to die you probably
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could have done that in a lot smarter
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see the issue with that idea though is
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that they didn't want to sacrifice
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themselves for the good of their
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Community I mean that's their own
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problem cuz now they're going to die
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well yeah I mean granted I'm probably
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going to die a lot more than all of them
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combined
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but embrace the Flames that wasn't
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necessary
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you how much that light cost bro like a
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lot like many
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much I know where I'm supposed to go
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it's just I'm checking for Collectibles
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first I think you can yeah you already
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know what you're doing yeah you do okay
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cuz the camp is up
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here the camp and Camp is being a camp
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the camp and Camp is being a camp wait a
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minute does this make Laura Croft a
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camper
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bruh knew she played Call of
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Duty God damn it
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[Music]
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what it's like some kind of cult
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[Music]
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hey I love I love clicking off like the
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stream for a second and I just hear like
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a bunch of like you scrolling through
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the UI and stuff the click click click
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click click click some of them synced up
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with me I was really
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confused cuz like Opera GX kind of has
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like a some sound effects to it which
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was like what is that
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did they change their sound you know
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I've
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never uh reinstalled Opera when I got my
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uh new systems I should dude whenever
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when I got this thing Opera GX was the
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first thing that I in like the first
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thing I did was open Google Chrome no I
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I opened Internet Explorer whatever it's
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called now Microsoft Edge to get Google
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Chrome to get opera
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GX wait so you installed Google Chrome
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to get you oper GX you know how stupid
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that sounds no I get it it's just first
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of all I really hate Microsoft Edge and
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then I also am not the biggest fan of
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Google Chrome on desktop I'm really I
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really enjoy Google Chrome on phone it
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works exponentially better and then I
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just instantly install offer GX just to
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be that
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guy I don't think I have Edge installed
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on the computer anymore I use Chrome for
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everything just because it syncs
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everything like I've just started using
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for most of my services like the
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password Vault on for
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Google password Vault oh like the like
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it saves your password like the auto the
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auto fill where you can um that
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generates your passwords that are
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actually secured and well quote unquote
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secure nothing's really
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secure oh yeah no not at all except an
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un jailbroken uh iPhone that's like the
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most secure thing you can have in the
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world I'm probably wrong in getting
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roasted in the comments as I say this
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however I feel a lot safer using it than
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uh what you call it than a regular I
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don't want to say a regular phone like a
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Samsung like my last phone I did not
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trust using a lot of stuff with and now
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I have the iPhone I feel a lot safer and
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safety is what I'm all
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about a lot of people they say opposite
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but
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well I mean I mean like I mean like
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malicious stuff like Apple's probably
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taking all my [ __ ] but like
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maliciously yeah
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maliciously um
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like to be able to install and I
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definitely know this for no reason at
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all
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um there is you know the I'm not sure if
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you had an Apple device at the time the
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stage where everyone would like put that
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stupid emulator programs on their phones
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and stuff yeah I yeah I lived that stage
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I had a tablet with it but then my phone
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had it and my last phone had it they
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kept on they kept on revoking those
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certificates because it was just not
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Apple didn't think it was safe so now
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how you do it is you basically download
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a
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third-party app on your
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computer and it basically tricks your
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phone into throwing
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um into making your account like a well
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technically you anyone can do it it's
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just
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not a commonly done thing well
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technically anyone can
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cook um actually I think we're
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at I think it's about time for next time
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it's next almost next time finish your
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statement first I gotta I got to know
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yeah so you can download a program that
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downloads
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I believe it's called like alt store to
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your
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phone and then you can put the emulators
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on and as long as you have a connection
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to your computer once a week those will
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never be revoked because you're tricking
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your phone into thinking you are the
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developer of the app and you're just
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testing it out basically okay anyway but
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yeah I next time on couch Goins next
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time my couch
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goblins I know for me for me now it's
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the my my PC is the my my
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emulator I mean yeah that makes sense
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but for long car rides i' I'd kind of
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like I mean I definitely don't emulate
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things
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that's WR it's only illegal and wrong if
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you don't own the orig like an original
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copy or at one point in your life had an
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original copy that's when I think it's
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wrong like me personally majority of the
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Pokemon games like I only own Platinum I
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only owned Emerald but like I'm still
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going to have like Ruby Sapphire you
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know that's the way I see it at least I
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know some people are like emulation is
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bad and some people are like emulation
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is
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awesome
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