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Funnels are NOT fun | Portal 2 Co-Op (5)
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Jun 29, 2023
Look, Jordan had along day and his brain isn't working as well as it usually does. This is episode 5, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqSBeqsXRjC7v8qgvqoof-5 The Goblins: @larsburrito @argos101 #portal2 #portal2coop #funny #playthrough #meme #memes #podcast
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all the ladies oh no I'm gonna be
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forever alone and nobody loves me and
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I'll always be alone
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uh I do not trust that at all but I
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missed all right what did you what's
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going what's going on I'm I'm just
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testing the water oh hi
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um does that do anything oh you can like
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get anywhere now just like put a portal
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and like put a portal
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either then go there you know what I
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mean I don't know where else I'm going
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uh but one like right there the one
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right there let's see is there anything
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fun oh well I guess that takes us to the
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exit I'm not sure if there's
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we need a laser up here is there
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anything that's all laser lasers over
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there is there we have the wall that
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it's for is there a cube or is do we
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need a portal oh it's a portal
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uh
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um I think you might have to navigate me
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um although although I'm not sure
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there's much recovery at this point oh
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wait yeah there is hang on a minute hang
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on hang on you need me to go back down
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and play something I am oh
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um which is my blue portal in the right
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spot for the laser my dark blue
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oh that's got to be down there
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no up there the portal that gets the
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laser to its receptacle
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right there
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uh it's like slightly off you had to get
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it right here oh [ __ ] well we'll see if
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it works uh okay it's all you I cannot
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use portals
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what it's all me okay it's all you
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where's the Excursion where's the
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Excursion funnel
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the exterior front's right below you I'm
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are you getting these oh sodas
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okay
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um I got it I got it I got it I got it I
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see it I see it I see it I see it
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um I think you might have to put a
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portal there and up in that far top
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corner
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or actually hang on
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oh this doesn't work out too well does
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it
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all right hang on I think okay
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so I can put like a portal right damn it
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good job oh
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I can put a portal right in there
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okay
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did you really just do that like what
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the [ __ ]
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all right
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or am I am I being too cool for school
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right now
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gives us the thing and it just okay yeah
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so you need to jump across three two one
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jump I wasn't ready
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I missed all right three times
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don't don't don't don't don't work smart
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enough all right all right I get you
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three two one jump God [ __ ] damn it
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come on bro catch it
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that's not that you need to be like
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there
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no oh [ __ ] bye
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just like you said it would I have
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chosen this man to be my lifelong gaming
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partner you know what shut the [ __ ] up
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you made it sound like we're married
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we're not
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all right shows in this man specifically
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for the rest of mine
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um
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I don't have to go with it I don't have
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to go with it dumb okay I'm dumb uh and
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then kill your potatoes
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you know my portals oh wait a minute
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wait a minute wait a minute uh Boop and
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uh
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can you lower your red one to be in line
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with my blue one right there my dark
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blue one
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did that do anything and then what does
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that do yeah now it's here
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you have to redirect the laser I think
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I can't read what do you mean redirect
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the laser the laser goes in One
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Direction
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the cube redirects
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redirects it
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it's been going in the same direction
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this entire time I don't know what Cube
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you're talking grab the cube that
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spawned it's right next to you
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I'm not making that jump you gotta you
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gotta drop your portal
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um
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all right now I have it and now we need
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to get up there you need to get back up
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there where the laser is
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and then stick it in the laser
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all right how am I getting up there Mr
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Smarty Pants
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I didn't think that far okay okay hang
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on if you hang on I think I see it all
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right so you're gonna need to do like a
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a
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like there and there
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yeah
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okay
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and do I go or do you go uh you need to
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just get the thing there hang on let me
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hang on
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so if I actually wait hang on I got this
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all right I'm gonna put
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that there maybe I guess just like that
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and then
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more
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yes no yes actually wait hang on I think
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I think I'm a [ __ ] Super Genius
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I don't think that's right
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no hang on watch this watch this because
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I'll have this no put that away get that
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out of here trust me you're not trusting
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me
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I'm feeling a severe lack of trust I
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don't trust you okay I need you to get
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up here
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you're putting a lot of faith in my
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ability to use portals so if you could
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put a portal like there
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there that if you could get no lower it
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lower your dark blue one
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uh
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um
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so like place it there just place it
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there and then you'll what am I stuck on
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all right like low like bottom of this
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bottom of this
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okay all right and then I'm in here hi
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friends
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all right
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now sit tight and move your move your
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portals there like just like there and
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there
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so they're out of the way all right
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and puzzles solved
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where are you
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uh you just need you just read your
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electrical laser yeah can you stand
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right there
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I'm standing right there
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all right and now you need to help me
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get over actually I think I can just
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help myself get over there yeah you can
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because I'm already over here oh no I
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can't because you need to so you need to
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put a portal there and there so when you
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shot that portal you could have just you
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know never mind
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no because then if I do that the the
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stairs go down
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I'm killing myself
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uh why I don't think I can help you I
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think that you can shoot that
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I can't reach there
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oh then just drop down I don't want to
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I'm already up here
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today you just place that there and
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you're back up there
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sassafras with your small boy pants
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that's not that's not you're right you
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had it and you fit what I what you put
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it there you need it
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no the the thing
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I you had it and you dropped it
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no I didn't have it you did you put it
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there we have the puzzle solved we just
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have to get to the exit you are fumbling
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the bag you're the one that fumbled
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dumbass I've told you what to do you had
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it we were already up there
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shoot the portals I can't if I shoot in
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Portals that we don't win oh shoot you
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can't yeah you need to put your blue one
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there and your dark blue one there you
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had it and then you stopped it and then
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we
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oh my goodness Okay jump oh you jump
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jump all right so you're gonna do what I
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do right you're gonna jump on the thing
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I jump you're gonna play I don't know
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we're gonna put one on this thing
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I was putting my portals there dumbass
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and then you put one there yeah
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and then I go down here and now I'm up
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there oh I didn't realize this
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orientation and then you know what you
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know what okay okay hang on just a
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second dumbass hang on just a second
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I didn't realize you could walk off
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right here I've been doing it the whole
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puzzle I didn't realize that jackass
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I know you only have one eye but like
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come on man my death reception is
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horrible okay just leave me alone I've
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done it like six times on this puzzle
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are you good are you good you okay
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are you okay man
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shut up
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can we talk about it no
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are you sure
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you don't need to do that are you doing
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that just to aggravate me yes
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I have all nine gestures on the gesture
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wheel now too bad too bad none of them
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is a middle finger
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because I would definitely can't see me
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right now but I'm flipping you up
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oh same here
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because you deserve it
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nobody loves you
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sorry I'm looking in the mirror right
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now just remember the truth is an
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absolute defense
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Jordan's perception is awful not well at
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all
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no
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[Music]
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now what
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I don't know
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there's something up there
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um
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so maybe try going is there a way to get
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up to the funnel besides death nope oh
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it looks like this that looks like the
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oh the Excursion funnel I see it I see
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it
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and then oh you need to get me over
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there because that's where the box was
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at
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I think I see yeah so you will need to
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all right so you need to get me got this
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there I got this I'm gonna get me up
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there right and then okay bye I was
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thinking it was something way stupider
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for some reason that works too well I
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mean you are very stupid so it makes
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sense like so you're gonna be up there
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drop me into this one
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oh [ __ ] oh I guess I'll come up with you
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we gotta go back to the future well I
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actually hit all the faith playlist I
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was walking around down here okay you
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ready yes
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cue the Jeopardy theme
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I think that's I think that's actually
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copyright protected so you probably
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shouldn't do that
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hey go up there you put it there
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I need to put it where your red one is
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yes
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uh which portal is that's dark blue uh
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yes and then you need to unreverse it
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I'm scared to let go of it right now
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it should stay in the funnel with you
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goodbye buddy all right good
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freedom freedom
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blue to be clear
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I was asking if orange trusted you do
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you trust me
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haha did you hear that I hope
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you shook my head
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no no no no no no no no no no no no she
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was saying how awesome I was oh yeah is
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that what that was oh yeah yeah cause
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I'm so amazing I'm so amazing
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such an amazing man I am I am amazing
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hey Jordan hey Jordan look 69.
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okay so I don't oh I see it I see it I
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don't see it I see it while not seeing
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it good job all right all right get in I
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don't trust this at all
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and then please be nice is there any
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other portals is that it
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for you
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now we wait
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oh [ __ ] you oh I can know if there's a
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thingy
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there was a thingy I can't I can't go
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through at that point
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you killed on me I forgot that was there
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I forgot
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it was an accident I'm sorry you killed
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me long live the king
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okay don't
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hit your portals this would probably be
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a great time to commentate on stuff and
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or things
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oh there's some um there's a thing there
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that uh kill yourself there's a thing
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there and it's automatic I don't think
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there's any way to prevent that from
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happening so uh back to the drawing
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board it's not that easy oh wait hang on
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okay so hang on put your portal there
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and there wait oh [ __ ] dream
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all right so you take over you put yours
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there and yours there
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I put oh I just replaced yours yes are
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you not getting these pings
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um they're just in random spots okay not
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correct so most times
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and then I think there's probably oh I
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think I see the issue but I also don't
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care
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yeah now I see the issue but I'm also
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like the coolest so
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right
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yeah
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uh but you need to replace those portals
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because and do it quick because it's
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gonna just Loop you back around
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that's not yep you're gonna you're about
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to come out through my portal right here
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I am oh never mind
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never mind I'm stupid okay don't go
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through it don't go through it don't go
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through you oh too late
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that's what happened when I accidentally
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killed you
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oh is it that's horrible I can only
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imagine okay so what do I do
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um haven't gotten there yet
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okay so what if I do I think I see it
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but I also don't think I see it I think
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I have to do something is there okay so
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hang on hop in that hop in that I think
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I do the same thing that oh
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uh
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um right and then I think he'll just do
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what I did but backwards so you'll put
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one like there
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um put one there and where I did and
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where your clothes your red one no no I
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don't know what to do now well I just
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was destroyed again because you took too
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long
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well listen I was I was figuring stuff
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out and then you changed the schematics
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while I was figuring stuff out well you
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have to think on your feet because
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things change well I didn't think you
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were gonna change that fast when I said
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don't do anything yeah I didn't
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you can just shut the [ __ ] up all right
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hang on I think I got it go down there
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all right and then if you could just
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like stand on it instead of like uh you
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have to keep sitting on the portal
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because I don't think I can am I good
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now I'm not am I not gonna die you don't
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you don't even have to press buttons now
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I got you oh okay sweet I like you being
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able to do nothing
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so uh how about the the that weather
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oh dude it's weather yeah it is it is
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moments like this we just need some
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Subway Surfers gameplay to put alongside
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this okay uh editing Jordan uh don't
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bother doing that don't even do that
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that's lame dead meme
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are you okay father doing that I can do
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Flip City what yeah you never knew that
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oh
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I just got an achievement for doing it
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you have to do like two of them in the
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air and that's the achievement for
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telling me those horrible things about
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you yes you're a piece of [ __ ] about me
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to the next reassembly station
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I will hunt you down and I will love you
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although I think that is something for
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it next to my couch goblins I think next
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time on the Goblins who are on the couch
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Yes actually I'm not I'm not on the
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couch but
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it seems
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next time I don't know how long it's
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been keep testing I don't either because
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I'm stupid
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it's it's next time next time
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back in my day the couch comes were able
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to do a course in in an episode now it's
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taken him two back in my day when I
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watched couch captains they used to be
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able to do a whole section in an episode
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back in mind
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[ __ ] is wrong with you back in my day
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