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you
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uh hey yo welcome back to couch goblins
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that was a terrible that was a terrible
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intro
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that was they're terrible terrible all
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right you're fine do you want to do
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another one do you want do you want to
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do another one uh no that was good
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enough
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oh man it's like it's like portal one
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but it's the second one
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I'm going to ruin all of our audiences
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um
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I I if you guys are watching
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go look very closely at the end card
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for the episodes
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and watch how PJ's
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caricature the goblin that represents
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him comes into frame
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oh I already noticed that you're just
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like the clipping it like all of a
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sudden he appears
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yeah
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is it how long did it take you to notice
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that
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um I had to have someone in our test
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audience help why did you do that
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listen I never claim to be Spike My
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Portal was fine you just to go through
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it oh yeah but then there's a robot
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shooting at you
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then get good oh oh I see what we need
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to do hang on this is gonna be this is
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gonna be a really quick transition watch
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this this into this and then we're good
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as I almost die see first try easy peasy
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uh-huh yes
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although we probably skipped some
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because I'm not sure how the last
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episode ended and yeah yeah I'm pretty
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sure I'm pretty sure this is like
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exactly where everybody off is right
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here probably close enough at least
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but yeah I had to have someone in our
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test audience pointed out to me that
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um
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that you just
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remembered the resistance
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I always noticed that I just didn't want
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to say anything
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I I did not realize that that was a
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thing so
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nobody did until you pointed it out
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I'm sorry I'm pretty sure nobody did
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until you pointed it out oh yeah and I'm
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putting it out just to uh okay oh
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I think he put one there and then there
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and then you go through and then you
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have to push that button put one where
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and where all right so this thing is
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gonna come down right you're gonna put
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that there and you're gonna put that
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there if I die if I die tell my parents
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I'd despise their cats
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if I die tell my parents I'd maybe love
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them
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there's balls many balls uh so I think
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you might have to
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no you have to okay so put put one there
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I think
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I marked it okay and then you put one
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there and then push the button
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wait a minute wait a minute wait a
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minute wait a minute wait a minute I
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have I have an idea can I shoot that no
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I can't dang it I would say that might
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be a way to get rid of the turrets it's
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just hit them with the balls
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I have a bad habit of chewing on my hair
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and you really need to stop doing that
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chewing on your hair my hair is really
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long so sometimes I'll get bored instead
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of like curling it around you didn't do
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what I said
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[Music]
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oh and then wait wait wait yeah I
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thought I had shot the right portal I
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thought I shot the right portal shut up
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you always have a 50 50 chance and you
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always mess it up every single time you
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know what I don't recall asking you hey
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now we have a stir and a cube so we can
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do two things
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yeah it's a really bad habit I should
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try to stop it oh [ __ ]
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foreign
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I was exploring and that did not end
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well so
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um yeah
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but what do we do with these the cube
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goes on here I assume
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I think I think it's literally it I
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think we just need the cube because then
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if you put one there now if you put one
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there and one there we just kind of walk
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over
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I put one there and I put one there and
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then we win
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so there and
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there yes and then we just go through uh
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you'll get destroyed almost immediately
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when you do yeah but if you run fast
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enough if you come with me we go fast
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enough we'll be fine if you just run one
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thing run run
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I I don't think that's how we were
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supposed to be doing it but you know
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listen good enough good enough listen
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Gladys is stupid and she made a bad test
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that's not my fault for abusing it
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although I would say
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I I would say I should get extra credit
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for that actually the Emancipation Grill
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should delete bullets right
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shouldn't the Emancipation Grill delete
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bullets it it gets sort of everything
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that's not valid bold of you to assume I
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know what an emancipation Grill is
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that's the thing that destroys the
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portals and anything like the cubes and
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stuff like that you mean the the blue
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the particle field
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yeah the blue wall
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just call it just call it the blue wall
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why are you using like psychology terms
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on me bro it's official name the
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Emancipation Grill
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listen doctor I get it I have a bad case
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of laziness shut up man you're making me
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feel bad you know what
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sit in the corner and think about what
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you've done uh a ball Vibe
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okay so there's probably
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some way to get it over there
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Maybe
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um
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wait a minute wait a minute wait a
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minute wait a minute who what is it
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where does this go
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you could actually go in there
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um
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I got you just get the ball through
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why do you ruin everything because you
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ruined everything
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we get the ball here
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okay you got it okay cool my ball uh you
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just dropped a laser with it you put it
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here
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what's that gonna do open the door
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no way
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hey look it open the door oh wait wait
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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foreign
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balls
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all right how do you get up the ball
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land
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ball of land
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online uh portals
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aha I think I see something all right
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hang on I think I got it
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you just do this and then the ball Falls
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um we're gonna need to use all of our
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portals I think you put that there and
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then you put that there and then you
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like grab it
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put it I can't go through that it
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destroys my portal
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in unless unless wait a minute wait a
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minute wait a minute
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um
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ramp
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ramp to where I don't know
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Ram Rams said with what oh wait no hang
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on actually that might be right hang on
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put that back put that back
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ramp might be correct but ramp back
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because then like I can go up I can't go
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up
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uh here boost on me
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I don't think I don't think I'd say that
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oh wait maybe
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now you're you're fat Noggin only runs
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Me In One Direction I can't jump oh okay
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well I tried
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and what if you try to put the portal
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lower slightly like if you could lower
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this ever so slightly
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like
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you mean like try to lower this one yeah
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I think there's only the one spot that I
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can go on
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here let me just toggle no clip
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oh hang on hang on I think I got it if
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you put portal there right and then that
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portal there
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goes portal there I can do this which
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does this and then we have the thing oh
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wait
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um uh I think I think if you put your
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blue one there we got it you're a light
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blue one your light blue one right there
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nope it was the other one
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the dark blue one
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and then bada bing watch this watch this
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watch this
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hang on let it go one more time I didn't
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scratch it
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is there a way
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that
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um
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what about this
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all right I think hang on put put your
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light blue one right there again
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I'm sorry right there
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all right and then it's gonna bounce off
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and then I'm gonna click the button and
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then it's gonna work
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all right oh
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um maybe
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yeah
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made is there a way that I can get that
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we can get a portal here we might
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or is there a way you can set the
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portals where the ball just rolls out on
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here and grab it from here
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from where the source is
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what if hang on
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this is definitely a puzzle
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that's a puzzling puzzle
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there isn't really a way to get the ball
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to this side without go destroying it by
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going to the Emancipation Grill
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um all right could you try uh put your
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put your other one there
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all right and then I will put this one
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here and then once I see it bounce I'll
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try to put it here
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got it that's like who knows that's the
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correct way to do it but it's a way to
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do it hey man with you're over here
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saying the words like correct and stuff
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are you my math teacher asking me to
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show work I use I listen bro I used my
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brain that's all that matters what is a
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brain
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[Music]
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is that necessary yes you just Mash e
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and it works
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eventually maybe I don't know
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nice oh this might be where we create
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the ramps that we walk up
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I've seen this puzzle done before but I
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forget how to do it because I think it
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involves flinging
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like freaking flinging
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you know what you're
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because here hang on a second let me get
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up here
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don't
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you I'm not I'm not I'm not anything I'm
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super I'm super serious
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um
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hang on a sec oh I see it I see it in my
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brain
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so you need to be flying through this
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while I'm flying through this and then
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we need to hit each other so that we
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land there okay hang on a second let me
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place my portal first since you're the
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one that has to move them and then okay
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I think you can shoot through the thing
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so just shoot through the thing yep
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whenever you're ready yeah this is all
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riding on me and we're doing such a hard
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puzzle and we solve it by chest bumping
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there we go
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easy
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pat pat yes telling you to stop being
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oh man I just got into
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[ __ ] you
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I just got an achievement I don't know
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which one I got
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yeah I got an achievement I didn't just
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I didn't read the name or anything I
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just it was something it was something
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about hugging
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I didn't get an achievement yeah bro
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hugged me again
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[Music]
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I'm an idiot what is the interaction
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menu again
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interaction menu you mean the like hug
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and stuff yeah I'm not telling you
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brother you're never gonna know now what
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do you mean my brain just completely
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drew a blame so you don't know how to do
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this
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you don't know how to do that anymore I
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I just my brain just completely drew a
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blank and I don't
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know I got it I got it
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oh
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foreign
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excuse me well
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now you're thinking with funnels
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oh no
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Excursion oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
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no no no no no nope
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now you're thinking with funnels
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I'm just
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it isn't even a test
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oh it's like that it's like that one old
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meme
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[Music]
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oh it was a great Joe Gladys don't you
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worry it was a great joke wait a minute
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this is something we can do now like is
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this for a puzzle or like to unlock
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something
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what am I unlocking up here because
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there's something that we can do here
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and my curiosity curiosity killed the
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cat oh Jesus
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where the [ __ ] are we going oh I think I
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know what this is gonna do
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no I don't never mind oh
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what the heck
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those extra courses after the main
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courses extra courses apparently oh God
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there's more
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bro your fat dumpy stopping if you're
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going up with you
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you're welcome okay let's actually do
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what we're supposed to do now
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bro you wanna see the spinner on tactic
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bam
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[Music]
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look at that one that's high
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congratulations
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hey man listen we stumble and we fall
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but that's why it's called portal 2. of
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of okay
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I think
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that's why it's called portal 2. look at
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look listen look it up on the internet
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ah
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I think it's called Portal 2 because one
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thing it deals with portals
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for you
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um
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hey let me see I'll show you this
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three
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long live the king
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[Laughter]
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anyway
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why did I follow you button I don't know
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don't long live the king
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oh I think boom boom yeah
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oh shoot
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oh we need to stay there one of us needs
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to stay there oh wait hang on hang on
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which one hang on I think I got you red
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one or damn it not good [ __ ] job I
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think you might have to kill yourself
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now
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no you can just come on through just
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come on through right and then I'll give
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you that and then you're good just come
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on through just come on through uh give
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me a sec
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okay I only I only do it when it's funny
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you only do it when it's funny yeah I
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only do it when it's funny it's not
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gonna be funny you only do what when
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it's funny
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kill mice oh
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yeah I'm too fat okay
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can you move
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oh I just wanted to get levitated
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Richmond Center proudly presents the
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following list of numbers nine seven
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fifty three seven hundred and seven
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107. I prefer 42 and 69 and 420.
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so I've been told you suck what yeah
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Gladys was like I'm way better than you
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so sorry oh okay okay and and how does
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that make you feel I feel like I'm way
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better than you you know what I'm better
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than I don't know how you put up with it
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I really don't you have the patience oh
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thank God
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and you saved my ass no problem
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I have a ball
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oh hang on get the ball out here
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can I just drop it freely yeah just drop
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it over
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oh and I can jump this ball will be
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needed somewhere probably
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put the ball safely right here because
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it's not enough the ball's safely right
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here
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um is it magic
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oh oh
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we have to get the portal over there the
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ball over there I mean I don't know how
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oh hang on let me let me do a test of
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this oh yeah I won't make that at all
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I was gonna I was gonna just do it for
19:31
the meme grab the ball and go for it but
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what do you mean
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all right what if what is this
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uh
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um I think I see almost obviously yeah
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yeah we're supposed to break disrupt to
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the laser it's just I don't know how to
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get the ball I see okay I think I see
19:55
what we're supposed to do I think I'm
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gonna go set it up do I need to go back
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up there again
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yeah okay can you answer that up for me
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I actually hang on do that so that you
20:05
get up there right uh you need to get
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the other so the funnel goes across
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I thought I did no am I stupid am I
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stupid I'm stupid yeah goes across yep
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there we go the ball's gonna get
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destroyed we can just spawn in a new one
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yeah
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uh but then oh that's an issue
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yeah and then because then how do you
20:28
get through that because you destroyed
20:30
your portal
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I missed I missed there we go
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and
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nice I did it I can't bite my tongue
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anymore
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you could solve this puzzle faster on
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your own
21:02
orange is dragging you down
21:06
I'm better than you
21:10
I'm being told about avocados
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oh are you yeah there I can't say it's
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on last step numbers and fruits that
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will be very important and then she's
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like three avocado seven watermelon
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because it's because a lot of us is
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telling me
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um what did she just say orange and I
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were just discussing our behavior on the
21:35
last few tests yeah bro you have to
21:36
agree come on you're stupid he's
21:39
penalized 75 science collaboration
21:41
points as it should be
21:50
and hang on
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hang on
21:58
what these are not good what did you
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just do
22:02
nothing hang on what if
22:05
and this is actually here
22:07
this makes me go up I need to go down
22:11
oh wait no hang on this works
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right and then I do that oh
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hang on Speedy you know hang on a minute
22:23
I think
22:25
I may have to do this and then you fling
22:30
yourself like
22:31
what does that do
22:33
I don't know I I oh I don't know what to
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do
22:38
I think something involves us doing
22:40
getting up there but I don't know what
22:43
else to do
22:44
oh I see it I see it so I need to so you
22:48
need to get like we need to get flung
22:49
over right yeah and then we'll go
22:53
through this and then the portal this so
22:55
it's like this to this right but first
22:58
you and me both need to be here I can't
23:01
then you need to set up your portal I
23:04
can't I have to stay on this button for
23:06
those panels to be down oh one person
23:09
needs to do and then one person gets the
23:11
cube that's what it is yes so you stand
23:13
there yes I'll stand there I'll stand
23:15
there and look pretty
23:22
all right and then so when you change
23:24
this portal
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uh you'll need to hang on you'll need to
23:28
change
23:30
that portal
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to do this no hang on I think I changed
23:35
this portal I changed that portal I
23:37
think right
23:39
and you fling down no yes okay so what I
23:42
need to do is I'll drop down this to be
23:44
there and then you'll need to have a
23:46
flow to this from there oh that's right
23:49
okay uh so I need to so you'll need to
23:53
put your light blue one there and then
23:55
change that one we'll need to change it
23:56
like the same time okay I've already I
23:58
think I got it I hope I got it all right
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I am
24:05
easy and I drop you the thing and you
24:08
just do it again
24:13
now we're thinking with portals
24:18
you sound very upset every time I say
24:20
that every time she's like
24:23
angry I'm just disappointed
24:28
listen man I'm just thinking with
24:29
portals good for you okay so now I put
24:33
my
24:34
dark oh we need to change it up slightly
24:37
yeah yeah you so I need to do
24:41
this to that because then you'll go all
24:44
the way up right and you can replace
24:46
that one right
24:48
yeah and then I can barely replace that
24:50
one and I'm replacing mine right so I'm
24:52
doing it there and down right below me
24:55
right yeah so you're gonna replace oh
24:58
dude this is gonna suck
25:00
because okay so what you're gonna do is
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you're going to place the one that's
25:04
right there I'm replacing the one that's
25:07
below you and I can replace that one and
25:09
that one at the same time no hang on
25:10
what am I replacing this one is the red
25:12
one you just need to put your yellow one
25:14
right there
25:15
yellow
25:17
yellow wear
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[Music]
25:21
you're gonna there so I'd put my dark
25:24
blue here
25:25
I need to put
25:28
yellow there and that's okay I get you I
25:30
get you okay tell me one in three two
25:34
one don't kill me
25:37
you dumbass
25:40
you said okay in my defense you were
25:42
like put yellow there no you gave me
25:44
zero markers because I was like okay so
25:48
you need to put it right there and then
25:49
there's just I know ping no nothings
25:51
which I need to do you put it right
25:53
there and you never did that I put my
25:55
pink there can you not see my pink you
25:57
never no
25:59
either lying
26:04
no no hang on what am I replacing this
26:07
one is the red one you just need to put
26:08
your yellow one right there
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yellow
26:12
yellow wear
26:17
most you are you are dumb you were like
26:20
all right so you need to put it right
26:21
there and it's just silent right right
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there I I pinged multiple times
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this one this one I'm gonna do that one
26:30
put your yellow one here for now
26:33
did you get that one
26:35
which is [ __ ] it's goodness
26:40
I'm going to smack you so then I'll need
26:45
to change that one there
26:47
I see it I see it there do you see the
26:51
picture do you see the pings this one
26:54
right there yes
26:56
okay
26:57
in three two
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wait
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I was gonna test which one was which
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because I forgot which one was which
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which portal was which oh well
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God you're so stupid I'm sorry who got
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subtracted 75 scientifical science
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points that's right you did you know
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what I was told that orange is dragging
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me down
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you know what I was told that we'll
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finish this argument next time on couch
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Goblin
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my couch goblins
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I'll get them I'm gonna get a water
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you know what I'm I'm gonna go get I'm
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getting the summer flavor of Mountain
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Dew I'll be right back
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sorry I missed the beginning of that
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test
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I was just talking with the reassembly
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machine about your becoming human we all
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agree you should stop
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