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Shhhhhhhhh be very very quiet, we're- being hunted.
This is episode 3, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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chat chat chat chat I think he knows
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chat chat chat chat chat chat chat he
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knows chat chat so he
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knows right
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back well okay then that that was an
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intro if I've ever that that was the
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intro that uh that's yeah pass code
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required there's no pass
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Goode oh man I can't go their I'm a
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weapon all
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right
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hi stay back okay my
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fault nice over here someone's here
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uh-uh they can't come in here cuz no
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weapons are allowed
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haha I am the winner you
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vented how dare you
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I had to they were going to kill
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me I think I don't need to sneak here
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sure they ran away they were so scared
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of me they're trying to hunt you down so
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don't take that don't uh hey look an ID
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card on the other side by the on the
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floor that's glowing there you go Marie
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listen to me very carefully I want you
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to leave work now CLA pick up the cat
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and head home need to find something
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safe till se s a ship she was trying to
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hack the elev I saw the guy from down
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the hall I can't remember his name the
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one in the dirty baseball
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cap he had something in his coat I think
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it was a gun uhoh just look right
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through me just scavening like us don't
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talk to anyone don't tell them where
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you're going that chance I'll meet you
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as soon as I can okay we find her and we
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kill her
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uh-uh are you going to play with the
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tilting oh shoot
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hide where it's all open
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area get good there is no getting good
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oh I got to go to the mysterious area
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over that
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way that's where I got to find a new
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power
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so
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yeah
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inspect shh I think I heard something
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you don't see
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anything is is he really that
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stupid I'm very oh why did you make fun
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of them why' you make fun of
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them why would you make fun of
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them look what happens when you when you
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hurt people's
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feelings exess rewire
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[Music]
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okay
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okay I have
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rewired
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perfect what did that do
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this is the right this is the wrong
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way
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yo got yoink
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dibs fing
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it don't your baggage unattended in
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unattended area for baggage
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it's a room got stuff in
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it if I just don't show
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myself I mean you have to they're not
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going to
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move stay back [ __ ]
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guys over here someone's here stop
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tling no one likes a Ted
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too got stuff and things listen to me
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very carefully I want you to leave work
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now collect CLA pick up the cat home we
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need to find some place safe elevator
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security I saw the guy from fried I
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can't remember his name the one in the
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dirty baseball cap weird smell
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he had something in his coat I think it
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was a gun he just looked right through
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me don't talk to anyone don't tell them
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where you're going I'll meet you as soon
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as I can find her than
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you we find her we make her our best
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friend this way she was
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downstairs the hell was that nothing
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ah pay no attention to the to the woman
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running around the in the middle of the
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room
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and dang
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it how did he how did he know because
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you're stupid
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no so is he I mean that one time where
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you were just standing in the middle of
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the
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uh I think that was a different guy
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two wildly different
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men man I got to go all the way
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back work
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damn work damn you [ __ ] fires two
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bullets gives up instantly over here
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someone's
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here these IDs
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jeez didn't they learn about proper the
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security security proper proper security
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like keep the ID cards on you at all
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times need to find a new data set good
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for
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me um I'm try to do this again ah trust
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me trust me trust
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me I have a med kit I don't have a med
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kit yeah can you
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one I
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can't it takes such a long time to craft
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it use
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it I built it let me use
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it there we go now how about you how
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about you listen to the on screen
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prompts
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no are they down
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there I hear a guy sleep soon I can't
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hack much more of
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this I see a guy he's a guy and he's
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there oh shoot yeah yeah that's not
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good that is not
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good he's going to come in here and kick
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your ass n no no station feels like a
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graveyard
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huh what an odd thing to say what did he
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say the station feels like a graveyard
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it had to be done I guess but it was
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your IDE he know something you
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don't maybe you need to go a different
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way question
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mark my friend said he saw it so some
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people get away if we see it we just
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run the hell was that I'm
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hidden is this going to work you don't
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see me it's not I was going to say
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there's nowhere to hide man
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I
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don't that supposed to go that way it's
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definitely the correct way to go I I got
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this feeling in my bones I I don't know
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if that's like the direct route you have
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to take cuz there was a vent up one of
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the stair cases you went up
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um yeah but vents are for
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losers vents are the way you have to go
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in this game vents are for nerds and
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losers and idiots
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stay back
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[ __ ] guys over here every loser I ever
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knew love
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vents have you ever noticed how clean
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the vents are like vents are supposed to
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be like extremely dirty well they're
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they're like vents meant for maintenance
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they maintenance vents you want to keep
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them clean trying to hack I guess you're
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right circuits are I guess so look at
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those circuits they're all so Fri find a
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new day to yeah how the lack of caring
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immediately to your right there's a vent
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maybe he have to go around there you say
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that as I see the dustiest vent in my
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entire life by the way and
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yeah we find her and we kill
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her only kill her if she's
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venting yes cuz that's how you know if
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she's the impostor or not
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yes this is going to be among us jokes
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from here on out I need a plasma torch
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so glad I went in here there's nothing
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shoot I I there's nothing I told you V
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for losers you're a
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loser why I'm in the vent
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stupid another one for [ __ ] sake
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okay well now I'm trapped this is my
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life now huh you're a freaking vent
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dweller it's like a vault dweller but
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can't believe you left me alone back
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there but much not but not as cool at
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all not as not as cool not as cool no
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not at
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all so the stealth portion would you
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describe yourself as the yak sax theme
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song the
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um I wonder if they'll follow you into
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the vent I doubt it this is my
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vent I bet they'll forget about me
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instantly yeah they didn't forget about
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me I bet they won't follow me
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further make it
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hope oh nope that good idea going to the
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vent that was a good idea good props for
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that one it was a good idea it was a
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great I like it venting I'll keep that
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one in my
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Arsenal and know I'm I'm a Benny Hills
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all the way when it comes to stealth I
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was going to say it's either the J spawn
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theme the Yaky sax theme or
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um
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[ __ ] Min Hill all the way over here here
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someone's here oh my god really me
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[Music]
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W see this is why I hate manual
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saves like wish I could just hit a quick
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F5 and Bing b boom access
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to she was trying to hack the elevator
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security CU now I get to learn about the
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elevator security for the 18th time just
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need to find a new data set well maybe
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you should get good ever think about
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that you really want to take that
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there's like nowhere to go I don't okay
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I'm not sure where you're supposed to
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go see I'm thinking the way I've been
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going has been oh maybe I go down tech
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support look at this no one's over here
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yet there was there's a staircase the
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over there the whole entire freaking
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time
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really this might have been a place
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where you should have like hid for them
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to device invalid you're inval
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valid your mom's
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invalid
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rewire oh you might be doing a a
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distraction
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thing
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on you might be doing a distraction
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crazy we got
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to jeez the fog
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he knows he knows he's a
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noer he's a noer chat he's a noer chat
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[Music]
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chat oh my God chat in the room with us
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right
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now chat is my dog who is still in the
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room with
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me think we're
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good like a graveyard
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huh he's probably going to back up into
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this room like he's on a patrol route
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yep yeah but he's going to come past not
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see me I'm going slip right past him
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watch if that works I'm going to
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laugh we must still be around here
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somewhere to be around somewhere no no
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no no no I'm not around here over there
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damn it almost we that was don't be a
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crack shot a he's a crack shot that was
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so close
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though how did that almost work
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ah how did that almost work all right so
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I guess I got to come up from the the
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top
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side that's like the only way like I
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just got to get past that one guy mhm
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yeah with this thing work damn
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you stay back [ __ ] Crouch behind the
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wall it's going to hit me over here
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someone's
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here is there
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really what's your been like a stupid
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Simple Solution the whole entire time n
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this game this is a hard game I
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mean when you're playing on the hard
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difficulty yes it quite literally is a
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hard trying to hack the elevator's
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security circuits are fried easy
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fix just need to find a new data set
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find dat she was right here
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maybe she was just SC like
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us right here is it they're going to
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walk past me they're going to have no
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idea okay we find her and kill her oh so
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while you craft that
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um I was I I like how my work has
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started relying on me to be like teex
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support for the new
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registers that we got just got see
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anything
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yet what the what the
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Inspector
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Gadget I quickly stab
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myself nothing
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over and and I'm gone and I
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leave no hey I think she went downstairs
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come on just keep going I'm not going
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down there no
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way she's got your hack tool he's got
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your to we'll find another way up we've
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been here too long already
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Ah that's nice there's a there's a nice
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gentleman over in this
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area maybe you could ask him for
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help yo yo power bar a they don't got
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burritos this thing's
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worthless yeah yo a save point let's
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save the game when an alien just ran
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past a save point they're
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real um so I got I got to the point
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where I I've really wanted to be like oh
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you want my help fixing the computers
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beg I got yeah let's go the let's go the
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same way the alien went that makes oh I
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have a melee option yeah with a jack
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tool
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[Music]
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okay me me when the
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me when though
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me so don't stand under vents too long
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because
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um why the impostor is going to come
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down and kill me no because the alien
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camps out up there did you not see the
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video that I sent you of my brother
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playing no I've never played this game
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once in my life it was at this moment he
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knew he [ __ ] up oh God the flight
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recorder the thing we're here for I
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think I've been listen listen to the
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story what you have
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no up up down down left right left right
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up up down down up up down down listen
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to me damn
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it me when the files are
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corrupted
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okay me when OBS doesn't actually record
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my footage oh I've done that
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before and it makes me please wait so
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angry you set off the
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alarm I didn't mean to it was an
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accident is there like a vent you're
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supposed to escape through now like I
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forget what you're supposed to do I'm
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pretty sure I'm just supposed to let the
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authorities uh take care of me yeah that
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makes sense
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I can keep moving
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these yo data cell
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[Music]
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yes
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access let's try this
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out okay now don't mess
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up
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[ __ ] bottom yep
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oh okay I get it
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yeah thanks
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for like my brother goes through that so
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quickly because he just like platinumed
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this game on his PlayStation or
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something like that so like he was
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flying through this game and it was like
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how the hell
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15 pansy box do a no save run you can do
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it you just saw me got killed three
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times by the same
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thing give me a
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break the vent
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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it's up that's
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up ohow
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all right so we got this this that you
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did it I did it you did it it's all
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me congratulations have a
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cookie just I just in here apparently
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not cuz there's
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some
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maybe H
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sabled oh
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goodbye um
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oh my gosh friend is that Jason
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Vorhees yes make more
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noise breathe quieter damn it is is that
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gum under the
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desk that's so unsanitary and
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scary isn't there an option for this
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game for it to listen to your like
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microphone and oh yeah probably you can
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go [ __ ] yourself if you think I'm turn
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it on oh I know like I know I I you Mr
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Mr Jordan I'm I'm a content creator I
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can't uh I can't speak I'll be I'll be
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the primary the primary commentator
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where you just can't I'll just talk [ __ ]
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about you no can I do that hang
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on I forget I I think you have to do it
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it might be under game it might be under
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game maybe oh hey now you can change the
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difficulty yeah you only you can't you
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just can't do it with um video I think
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it's probably something you can only
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do before you load the game
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have you ever read anything about how
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the AI for the alien Works uh yeah like
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half cheats like the game will tell like
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some additional
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information like there are two AI that
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run the alien one always knows where you
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are
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and I forget what the other one does but
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it's like it's
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crazy I think the other one is just like
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it's hunt Ai and it doesn't actively
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hunt you until you're in like the
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medical
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area so unless you're actively seen by
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it in descripted events you're fine I
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think that's a map uh stop go
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back that there you go
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[Music]
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damn
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it
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easy apparently it
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was apparently it wasn't
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easy this my friends is what is called
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karma and it's a
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[ __ ] you get what you freaking deserve
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[Music]
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Marty um I would probably hide if you if
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I were you oh yeah I'll
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Crouch
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oh uh
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oh chat chat chat chat I think he knows
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chat chat chat chat chat chat chat he
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knows chat chat so he
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knows that's not very
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nice at least I didn't see its stupid
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little
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mouth or his little
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one all right next time on couch go yeah
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next on the couch
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goblins oh my
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God so last time I saw like cuz my
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brother's doing the no death run and he
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saves
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scumming and
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he always ends the game like reloads to
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save um right before the alien actually
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kills him so I've never seen any of the
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death animations this is going to be fun
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for you cuz I feel like you're going to
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be seeing them a lot uh probably