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Camping Alien | Alien: Isolation (7)
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Nov 9, 2024
Nobody likes people (or aliens) who camp, not in Call of Duty, and especially not in Alien. This is episode 7, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU The Goblins: @argos101 @larsburrito #alienisolation #funny #playthrough #meme #memes
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[Laughter] okay all right so I forgot exactly what
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I was doing because it's been so long I'm not even going to lie it's been it's been about a week it's been no it's been
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two days um oh wait what if I push the map
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button I can know what I'm doing I got to find Dr mle's key card there he is
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this this guy 100% it's not this guy
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looks like my intestin you it's I think supposed to be a padded room like you're going
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insane I am me too let's go to Sasa pool what could
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possibly go wrong oh it's so it's this way for the key card yeah all
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right what could possibly go wrong oh no it all went wrong think I don't have to
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crouch right now I don't have that sound on my soundboard
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is it in here oh yes you need to you die you have to scare at the board
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again this guy this guy right here I'm going to do things to this guy
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now with this gun of course in game I mean I'm looking at it technically I
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think the that's weird it's not updating alien
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comes by who are you looking for what doctor are you looking for
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it didn't update the mission like what's going on that's strange may we got to
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[Music] recognize I'm dead probably hey if I restart the
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recording they don't have to see me die damn it and I don't record either so
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I can't I can't the world will never know I can't patch it in damn it all right pipe
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bomb I found the source of the mysterious Ching noise and you're
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dead you're dead you don't know that maybe he's giving me a
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hug yeah that's that's some hug all right why do he take so long to kill me
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oh there's the hand it is a hug he's hugging my face he's a face
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hugger I thought face huggers come from the front
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I'm not I'm not I'm I'm not going to say a really bad joke I'm not I'm not going to no one
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can make me oh he oh he spawns differently each time mhm oh is it is
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that day I'm fine all right
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so yeah I think oh he was he was running towards you like he knew where you were
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but apparently apparently the AI of the alien is stupid enough where if you
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break line of sight it it struggles to know where you
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are to be fair um I hate to make a a tough reference from Avatar but I don't
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have a camera but you can you can assume the motion I'm doing over my
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face all right so I got look that's what it would sound like if I did find when somebody does find it I got to look in
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room a26 a29 and c21 remember those numbers Jordan that's up to you 26 29
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21 I'm I already forgot what they were she was walking around with a
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loaded shotgun nuh nuh not if I
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survive I was so close uhuh sure no that's the room
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that's the room look at that that's the room the room where it happened no that's the room with the tables I can
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like Juke them out under the tables remember remember remember remember the time
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[Laughter] Peter oh my God okay so 29 26 and
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c21 yeah he spawns differently at the start of each reload that's crazy I mean you can't expect him to be in the same
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spot he's a living creature I don't know how to check the door neighbers I don't know if there is
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I cuz it gives it puts circles over this looks like a
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room device I need the device oh you going to open the door for
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me buddy knock knock hey uh can you let me in soing kill
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you I'm really hungry I got to chomp at you with my little mouth oh he's in that he's in
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that oh he there he's he's just alien Ted on me are you kidding
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me that's it that's the thumbnail you literally did a superhero Landing just alien
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toos all right the vent's not drooling so you're good to walk under it oh
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under the world may never know you sing
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around you can't see me you can't see me you can't see
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me all I got to do is glitch into the
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terrain glitch into the level geometry I'm not under the couch now I am now I'm not now I am now I'm not that dude
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go and he vented how about but I thought I was the
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impost dude is camping my
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life all right
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damn all that for a red door I'm sorry I'm sorryy I can't let
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you Coman you a
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[ __ ] I don't want to go under there
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again let me see if I [Music]
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can I got all the doors I can have open open
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pit patter I know pit patter I got
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a he's going that way
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so what about that airline food am I right or that space
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food yo do you watch any like cooking stuff at all cooking stuff not not
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really I kind of do want to cuz I I do need to learn how to cook and do things
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just to so I can uh uh oh oh he's a knower he knows I
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believe it will prompt you to lean back and then hold your breath if you didn't
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know boom boom Vine boom boom boom boom boom boom
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boom uh I'm sorry the the second I said space food it reminds me of there was um I watched a lot of oh how do I get
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out of here there we go I watched a lot of like Master Chef stuff I already I already showed you the the bar rescue
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nonsense I watch but there's they do in
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nowhere all right so I'm going to go in here again uh there's a oh he knows he
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knows he knows he is aware oh you broke L of sight he might not
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know he knows uh they do you know like Master Chef you know like Gordon Ramsey uh Joe
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Bastian even though everyone hates him and then a third person they actually do that like around the
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world yeah yeah they got like Master Chef the one I'm referencing is they have Master Chef Canada and they
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actually did one where they dude leave me
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alone they actually did one they use space food little bit is he
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stupid you know what I'm drinking my
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coffee I'm a cold brew enjoyer that's right you did you were
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talking about that in an episode of uh tomb yeah that I still need to edit and get
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out no no no we did cuz I got the I remember making the thumbnail with the coffee yeah know I'm just talking about
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in general the series because I still have those episodes and I can I'm still wanting to do that I
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just this is yeah dude go anywhere else pulling up
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my phone there's like I gotta watch a YouTube short my
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attention span is fading okay okay
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fella fella all right you either check the vent or you don't man that's right you
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back you Michael Jackson your way out of here no that's the wrong way he no don't give me the
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[Laughter] he can I am I allowed to leave now
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wait I heard something P patter P
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patter well I have full vent being very aggressive little
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bit all right what was I talking about oh yeah they made they made like like
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good good food with uh nothing but uh like space food like
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dehyd like dehydrated stuff and all that okay yeah it was a really fun episode MF
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can is also really good cuz they don't do like the whole over-the-top sound effects and everyone's like mean to
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everybody like the shf will be brutally honest like all right the food's bad and here's why but I feel like on like the
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US version they're like your food is [ __ ] why because it
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is they'll be like well this is a little overcooked this is a little underseasoned I feel like if you were
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going to use this product you should have probably done this instead
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mhm he doesn't know he is not a
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knower his tail knows as long as you don't trip over his
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tail you're
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fine okay spooky game sound effect that's what I hate it's like you
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hear hear those spooky game sound effects and you don't yo I leaked his only fans let's
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go feet finder feet finder go go in the
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room oh he knows he sees you he sees you you're dead I'm GNA get you with my
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little mouth okay that is the jump scare that got me I'm not going to lie see if it
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gave if it gave me an over-the-top Lou sound effect I would have been scared I mean I knew that you were dead
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but like all of a sudden he he launches like a track star and it's like oh that's
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interesting all right all right we're doing this is we're doing good we're making progress this episode it's good
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to see good to see all right I got to get off the get that get that get that all right
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Boop who needs air
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um apparently the air purification is only you know
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how it's a very it's it's a very visual you know yeah it's not it's not visual
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it's pretty much just how by the way as a side note I think
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episodes should probably be long um closer to like half an hour just because of how long because I'm making zero
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progress just no just because of how long this game actually is I looked at the run time of this game and it's
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it's a decently sized
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game I love the freaking random objects flying around them got he's got his own
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gravitational pull it's his tail it's the physics engine doesn't know how to
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deal with it I'm pretty sure that's kind of how it would go in real life because he kind of flicks it around every four
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seconds yeah but like how strong is his tail actually
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like is it really that it ain't
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weak
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[Music]
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oh no he doesn't chat oh he doesn't
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Where's My Flashlight there it is get [ __ ] get [ __ ] nope there shall be no
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[ __ ] tell that to the alien I don't think he knows what consent is I juked his
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ass he's waiting for you at this event I I'd cry I thought I thought that was the animation for it I'm not going to
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lie I can just imagine you get out of the vent and he's just waiting there it's about time show
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up the alien just looks me in the eyes anything to prove you
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wrong exactly oh my God you fell for the same dead end you
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did in a different episode I think listen
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man just he's above me the door opened
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I'm going sit here for a second can I like stun him with the pistol feel like I can no I think you can really only
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scare him away with a
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flamethrower good checks in looks at inventory no flamethrower all right yeah
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you don't you don't get can we all right I got to go I got to go I got to go it's okay I broke line of sight he
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you don't get that for a couple chapters
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yet B's making too much noise watch me be right I I I'm waiting for you to come out of one of those and him just being
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right there all right here I am in the staff quarters for the 18th time let's go on
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duty doctor imagine it's just in here and be crying I mean I'm not sure if it's the
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kind of thing where where you need to trigger the next you need to go back and look at that whiteboard well I looked back at the
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Whiteboard it was like you have no more information in this area I think it's I think it's I don't know is it flashing
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yeah it's still flashing you need it you need to I don't know why it's not updating
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cuz after you look at it your save got corrupted be have to start over no thank
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you look at the name
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maybe pause the recording and reboot the game maybe it's a glitched out maybe it's slightly
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glitched maybe I just go down this
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way I'm not sure why it's not going
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through maybe save right behind you and then reboot the game maybe maybe cuz I'm
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not sure why it's not I'm pretty didn't I I'm pretty sure I looked at it and
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then saved last time all right game you're not going to tell me there's an enemy nearby when there's very clearly
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an enemy nearby when I saved all right he doesn't know where you
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are you're fine you're you're you're you're
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fine all right there was no need for that game yes there was
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want to know what that reason was what because [ __ ] you that's why oh yeah I
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forgot my [Laughter]
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fault no a private room that got I forget if
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it was you I was watching when somebody climbed through that vent and he was right there and
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like just like backed out immediately I for if that was you or not might have been that sounds like oh and then you
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were like nope nope nope nope nope or whoever it was was like nope nope nope NOP no out of use
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[ __ ] I don't want to watch anybody go to the bathroom what am I using I got
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something yippee okay yeah
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maybe maybe it is worth uh rebooting the game if I die I'll reboot how about
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that hey Alien he's right here oh I'm sorry I'll come back
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later it was it was 21 20 I I forget man I told you to remember
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and you didn't I told you I wasn't going to because [ __ ] you
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I fire under this no do you need to used the bathroom
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while you're here
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no oh you're dead hide no I'm safe I broke line of sight I'm so
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smart he know you're in here though what the [ __ ] no no no no no he saw you enter
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the room nah he was like huh and then I was it
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go back to the snack bar with your little mouth he's going to pull you out the the locker no he's not n
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no
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no brush your teeth holy
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hell oh come on he was turned away
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all right every started the game I really wish I had the reflexes to
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alt 4 like did you did you um did you pause
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the recording no no okay sorry editing Jordan you either have to you either
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have to finally take that out or
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music] are you back in the game already oh I'm
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not streaming to you hang on I'll hop in a locker actually if you're playing the
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game and no I'm not anyway this is where my respawn was
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I
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don't like I got nothing it won't like I don't it just says find the key card so
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I think I think it's one of those things where it's not going to tell me its exact location it's like all right you have to look here cuz I remember La I
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remember last episode I looked at it and then saved and then died 18 times so I
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think now I just have to remember to check a829 c21 and
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a26 which is this way he's he's he's a mile
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away he's about to drop right in front of me isn't
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he he was running with L shot oh
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a I should go this
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way okay seemingly according to a quick Google
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search um the looking at the Whiteboard is not
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required but it is something that will update because it'll go from find Dr Morley
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to um like retrace do like
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um it goes it'll like explore his R his
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rounds or whatever instead of um find the key card with a circle
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where near where the Whiteboard is it is is not required the Reddit page said if you're
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worried about it um to verify replay the entire
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game verify the files on steam or
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um or and or just take note of what rooms they're in
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yo key card how do I go down go down go down how do I
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oh all right found it wow that took forever poor Dr Morley y I make I'd make
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a joke here but you either wouldn't get it or be uncomfortable so I'm not going to what joke were you going to make wow
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I magically reappeared in this Locker after Jordan didn't make a heavy cut that's crazy
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that's wild we were just talking about PDF files yeah I you know when you when
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you got to sign a document and you can't do it physically you have to save it as a a PDF file it's crazy and and how
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annoying it Obi makes it to like do that and how expensive Adobe files are [ __ ]
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you Adobe remember what what's his name the odd ones out made a very very good
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animation about it I know exactly what you're talking about and I look at my webcam as if I'm recording a face cam
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and next time next time I do a horror game I should buy a face cam for it so you can see my face not change the
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entire time was why was I not able to grab the batteries actually we could we could each record our own face cam
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that'd be put it in each Corner yeah remember seeing something similar to that with a a
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different uh I where do I go all yeah I got to go all the way back back it's
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time to go back back back back back back back back back back back back do you know what else is time for as you're running away no no it's not I got 3
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minutes come on let let a fell have three minutes actually we have a little bit
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more because I'm probably going to cut out your relaunch and your um my very
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very funny joke your your funny joke that I I yeah the I man I warned you
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dude fella fella fella homie man fella do guy fella dud
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guy he's above me I got a save holy [ __ ] it's a bad time to not have a save I'm
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pretty sure this no is this the dead end that I keep falling for that is a different dead end but it's still a dead
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end yes it
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is nah I don't think I want to climb out right now no I don't think I
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will so as the wife as the kids uh if I had any wife or children they would I
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they they'd probably be question their life decisions for being related to
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me Bella pipe bomb mailbox yes sir
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like that that glows in my hand between episodes I have
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to chat he knows was trying to do a whole episode without saying it damn
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it he's an hour chat chat he's an
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hour apparently he's not okay
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it doesn't work in here be very very quiet we're being hunted by
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what but you probably ought to find a save point it's right here in the day room it's fine hey look I was right it
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was right here in the day
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room you ever oh yes but actually
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no I don't think it can come in here it
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can you watched it be in there no the other
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vents I think he can go in
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there I know that I think the only time he can't really grab you
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is while you're on a ladder
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under I just want to get to the safe point I'm pretty sure it's literally right there
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yeah the room that he keeps camping that one yeah he knows you want to go back and
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save what's the objective now like are you oh you're going you're leaving yeah I got to return to Dr
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Coleman cuz Coleman's a [ __ ] and locked you
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out I got to go back in the v he's going to see me if I stayed in
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the other spot perhaps
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I have a pipe bomb and I'm not afraid to use it could it be worth throwing a noise
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maker the opposite direction of the safe point you don't have yeah I think it'd
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be very I think it'd be very worth it let me build one H anyway you don't have the stuff okay well that
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sounds like a you problem and I wish you
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luck can we can we for once just please
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is there a hiding spot in that room no all I have is vents oh let me out
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although he just hopped in his own vent so maybe you're
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okay hey next next time on couch goblins oh my
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gosh oh oh my God that took way too long it it did it
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did in my defense the whole just trying to find that damn King card I got it though iode but I had got it though yeah
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you got it it it it took you 31 minutes but you got
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it oh my God
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