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The Goblins finally meet Apollo, the brains of the Sevastopol.
This is episode 18, if you want to catch up on the series, you can view the playlist here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM91_50BNoFqt2wWWmNbqeFa4rfHVTZb_&si=fLf9MdlFYKljhofU
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boobby couch gobbles all right going to the train all right was it Did you just say booby like what booby couch gobs all
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right okay
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you're on the floor above the Apollo core this whole area contains Apollo support systems with the AI core itself
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at the center prevented from lifting the lockown if my math is correct we're on episode 18 damn
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I've been failing for 18 episodes that's crazy
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oh is that loot for me
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perfect
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more bonding agent damn it what what else needs bonding agent
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perfect bonding agent perfect for every scenario where you need to bond things
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in 2124 we arrive that's probably not a code
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nothing of nothing of value you're nothing of value you see
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this way doing this way things
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firearms detected you've got to be [ __ ] me place firearms on security
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and I'll betom
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[Music] into the black void they go never to be
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seen again all right but I still have like pipe bombs and [ __ ] oh yeah I got
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my stun baton okay still got my flares
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open the sesame
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charge back ricardo the weigh in's blocked off the schematics they use for the sales should be nearby see if
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there's a back door it's right behind
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table behind you or the soon to be glowing table no not that one the one that's not covered
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i don't know why it's not activating it should be okay oh there you go there's a power
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conduit that links to the Apollo core i can use that you think you'll fit turn
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off the electrics take some deep breaths squeeze easy i am not coming up there to
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pull you out if you get stuck 4930
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yo is that an emergency i see right i'll have to power it down first
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like this way was that a terminal i see
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is that a nothing of importance i see nice
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that a doorway i see
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x jesus dang it
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lot that J C perfect and easy
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got cavern we got uh the letter F we got the drip
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and we have the letter X boom easy
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apollo it looks like you can get to the access to the turbine shaft the turbine shaft
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full speed there'll be an emergency shut off nearby but it won't stay off you
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have to get quickly well
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it's Eve
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well there's where you will be going
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what am I tracking something down there I think
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i think one of the uh android pieces of [ __ ]
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turbines off way should be clear better run if Apollo systems overheat they'll reboot
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nice this looks like a fun safe journey
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this is going to be tight good luck Ripley
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they're getting deeper into Apollo and the radio signals getting faint i'm going to lose you soon great just keep
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them cross for me huh there's going to be lots of drones down there could be dangerous
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sam was sacrificed himself so I could get here i've got to try was a pretty
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nice guy for us isn't it me too me one though
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yeah but it it's not you though because there's an episode where you started off by you know shooting him in the face me
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any idea
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well [ __ ] that was a big boy that was a small boy
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small boy i think he was pretty big
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something's up with my earpiece so I can't go that way cuz it's stinky
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yeah there's a gas mask somewhere I think yo would you look at that a gas mask
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enter hazardous areas let's go i'm going to go enter a hazardous area you're a hazardous area yes sir
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what just I'm I'm still waiting for like the time where Oh you shouldn't be here i'm
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not here door opens and all of a sudden uh there's a guy right behind you right
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behind the door that can now see you and kill you i still got EMP mine
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hey look exactly what I just said happened hello goodbye
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[ __ ] oh I broke him i broke it i broke it and by it I mean his ankles
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notice that the floor under you is wet yep i'm sure it's fine well I mean you're supposed to
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electrocute them yeah I'm sure it's fine
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if I fight them I can just run away who needs to kill them not me
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yo time to hack i'm a pro hacker mhm of course you are all right so we got bam
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boop bam bop bada boop jesus all right did it congratulations have a cookie
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hemisphere server banks now oh it makes me sound like there's a right hemisphere
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oh they're both online let's go i should probably go back to that safe
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point huh probably cuz you said to go back to the left server bank and uh
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investigate and I got to search the wave server bank too so you have to do both
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do both cuz I'm cool like that
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uhoh you're in danger we're in the end game now
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oh they're coming through both doors you're in trouble uhuh watch this ankle Brinkington damn
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it nice try there was an attempt
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unwarranted my ass i think I think it was warranted just going to say
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it's too late i'm already running why what are you running i have I have to go search hemispheres
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running causes accidents your mother causes accidents if I power these up one of them should give me access to a
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public security banks nice now I can be Robin De Banks
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so it's Jover holy sign in process
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hi okay then i mean he's also wearing insulation so you the stumbaton isn't
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going to do [ __ ] yeah but the animation went off didn't finish
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so now I got to go rob an indie banks over here good thing I have a medkit i don't Did
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you complete the right server bank objective that's why I'm That's where I'm going yeah I finished it i didn't finish it
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am I going that way all right
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i might be stupid oh yeah that's why I got to go this way you're confusing me
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how am I confusing you're confusing
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um yeah terminal
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that sounds good yeah if you were stealthy enough and they were in there that would have killed them
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that's fine
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did I get what I need then i can I think I have to access it through this way yay i got to go in here
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strange low power
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low power times two i think it's the same thing
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holy [ __ ] that's Apollo behind you yeah Apollo's
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okay I guess
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now I got to do stuff in here there's the stuff
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consider yourself stuff cuz I'm going to do you
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holy hell yeah
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I got to do it that fast um you have to
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It's going to kick you out and it'll be like "You need to find a way to make it easier for you to do that." And lower
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security security's too tight damn
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damn so yeah you have to go back and you have to um
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do things and stuff you know those things that said low power you have to do something that will let
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you get into it because that's how you lower the security apparently
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but I'm not sure i forget how you do that pretty sure it's just in here i don't know
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excuse me [Music]
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[ __ ] feeling it's that specific terminal so
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I'm going to go over to it push both buttons now security must be
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low
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you still only have like two seconds feel
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like I might be fast enough i just give it more give if I if I could just brute force it
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you mean you're not supposed to but I mean you could do you know somebody that did
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enter
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says locked and I got to go over to the other one i did a thing you did a thing
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congratulations
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aha a hat f J thing other thing
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i guess you could do that too
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i'm going to save the game you're missing the cool [ __ ] right behind you die
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who needs that literally nothing cool is happening
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it's just vibrating
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it's grandiose
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i'm in
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[Music]
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what the hell
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well done 2 days after we left are you kidding me
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sons of [ __ ] sons of [ __ ]
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what [ __ ]
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i don't know why that was a whole ass animation but okay
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force story
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for tax purposes do you want to save first
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i can't even then wait and then do it because it's by by this point you have less than a minute what do you want to
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talk about Jordan what do you want to talk about for the next minute what are you going to talk about um how about that local sports team oh dude they're
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sucking they're getting blown a bit oh jeez yeah they're the worst that sucks that sucks very much so thank you for
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reminding me of them now my day is ruined thank you what else do you want to talk about there we go never All right i don't want to talk anymore oh
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okay fine all right
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down and down let's Let's take a moment to thank the wonderful people that watch our episodes
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oh wait never mind the game is ready to save never mind who cares about the viewers it's saving time i only save
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during emergencies it is an emergency the reactor is messed
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up hey look a terminal right behind you oh
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fine look at the terminal it's going to have no valuable information to me probably won't it probably won't
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look how Look how wonderful it is
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nice beautiful although it is kind of cool because I believe that's the one that's like whenever it says logged to
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Apollo or whatever um that is where you look at that and see
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that log
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what's the news what's the news
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apollo now who works for Utani right
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you're from the company tell him you don't give a [ __ ] oh okay
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taylor we all guess if we amounted to anything would be so ready to see us killed
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when do I get my weapons back you don't you're screwed and have to
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face the alien hand to hand and hand to hand combat that will possess i'd do it
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sure
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as the air doesn't seem right
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[Music] power the lever three times crunk
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wrong lever three times crunk
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no no
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i think the funny thing is it stopped right before you anyway
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we're It's going to kill me no it's coming for me oh no
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i will give our viewers a very very quick warning um a scene that is coming
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up relatively soon um has some flashies so if you have late any light
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sensitivities be careful then again there have been a lot of points in this series that have already
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had that but compound B what uses compound B
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nothing no it's not compound what am I looking for bonding agent
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oh oh you're screwed at least he's they're not the heavy boys
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that have the uh bolt gun wearing the Yeah getting ammo for a bolt gun
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recently
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safety oh you are being very very
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nailed it you set it off I think ah it's fine yeah
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see no one's here this way
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ion torch i don't have it surprise means I don't want to talk about safety safety
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is boring nuh-uh
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oh yeah right now ripley yep Ripley yep let's do this
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he ain't never going to find me he ain't never going to find me he's going to find me he probably will
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ring around the rosy that's not fair i don't have my weapons
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in for now forever in the in the hole
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did he just give up on you a little bit he gave up on you freaking Joe more like
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my parents am I right am I right high five high five gosh dang it oh he did not forget about you
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you're not authorized authorized in this facility god dang it we went We both Oh
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that's why we do this together i remember now we It's sad how much we
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think alike oh my god we finish each other's sandwiches i was about to say
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sandwich i know that's I finished it for you
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do these guys listen to noise makers i don't know
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i would have laughed if you hit the lip of the vent and he came into the vent to pull you out
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i think he's listening to it if it helps I got some time here we go if it helps you with anything
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I believe you need to get your weapons back relatively soon that's good
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jeez a little bit faster why don't you
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Oh he does so little damage it's fine look how little damage he does
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just throw the metal at him that'd be funny if you could do the if you get attacked in the middle of this kind of
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scene you beat the crap out of Yes ah dude this game is perfect
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look at that i'm the best is he crawling into the vent behind you no they don't
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do that they don't have the balls mhm
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you don't know that maybe Sig wanted to include that
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when a mommy android and a daddy android love each other very much
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i don't know why they're called androids cuz androids are like half people
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these are like robots
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[Music] i still like how that's your stealth song that's better than doing Benny Hill
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like everyone else i mean you could do like the uh the Pink
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Panther theme you could do uh No I'm different
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yeah you can say that again i'm different
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god dang it how i expected nothing less from you
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nice and loud holy goodness i got time i would probably just go
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ahead and kill him no I don't have any tools to kill him
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kill him with what Jordan with my zero weapons can't you beat the crap out of them with your Yeah but it does like
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zero damage it's going to take my shot and my two EMPs
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cuz if I do it without it this happens
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yo listen to the radio idiot
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i think if he didn't see you the radio would be a valid dist valid distraction but
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here's the plan here's the plan here's the plan here's the plan here's the plan here's the plan you have a plan yes
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uhhuh we're going to go over here
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going to do this we're going to rush on over
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we're going to activate the thing and then we're going to activate the thing oh nothing works what
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you have to activate oh there's more power too low
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well now I can't do anything
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[Music] oh lord he coming
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it wasn't so difficult a little bit oh okay well last time I tried to do that
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it didn't work my last EMP mind now I'm going to starve
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no it was just like a regular one it takes all my resources to get another
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EMP mine
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push
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i think you're something else is happening i don't think the door is doing anything
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ah he ho ho
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and if only I had some sort of source of light that's better
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not as good as your flamethrower but no or my flashlight that was out of
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batteries for the rest of time because for some reason wouldn't let me put new batteries in or let me collect any new batteries despite the fact there's that
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one so now it's just empty forever which I mean it doesn't really matter
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cuz it was worthless but it was a pretty crappy
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uh Yeah
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so you remember all of those doors early in the game where it said this rings your ion torch there's a lot of
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backtracking left in this game that's good
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every gamer loves back Every gamer loves backtracking
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yo that timing on that was actually kind of funny
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80% of being funny is uh timed comedy i mean just just as timed as next time on
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Couch Goblin i mean yeah next time goblins imagine where we'll be in a year from now who knows i'll be dead
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what i'm guessing what man's not alive I guess yo call
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back call back call back i should I certainly hope you won't be dead in a year i don't plan to be but
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like you know buses move fast what am I supposed to do jeez they need to be
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nerfed in the next patch dude they're too fast they're too furious buses move
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too quickly what am I supposed to do look both ways before crossing the street no looking both ways before
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crossing the street is for dumb people who are idiots that's not me i'm a dumb guy who's in who's stupid are you still
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recording because I kind of want to put all of I kind of put all of this in the I kind of want all of this in the
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episode this is all just in the ending bits yeah I mean I slow I can slow it
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down pretty quickly i can slow it down pretty slow I can slow it down enough
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my name's Ken and I'm enough
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